Thursday, April 2nd 2009
Suri Is Sick Of Chewing On Barley
So she pulled off her flip-flop and snacked on that for a bit. Usually, when I eat my rubber sandal, I pour some A1 on that bitch, charbroil it a bit and serve it with some fries, but Suri likes hers raw and plain. To each his own. Don't worry, I'm sure there's some kind of protein in there. Hopefully, after Suri finished devouring that flip-flop, she ate up Stepford Katie's "abuelita with a cold" hat.
And don't you dare put any blame on Katie for allowing Suri to lick on caca. She's too busy hating life to notice!
"abuelita with a cold" hat.
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ahahaha! so true~ and i <3 suri!
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Judging by how dirty her feet are and how clean the flip flops are, I'd say she's safe chewing on it.
awwww... I think Suri is adorable!! I'm still on the fence about her parents. Katie is trying to hard to look the part of 'artsy serious NYC actor' and Tom - well - how exhausting it must be to be married to him.... but Suri is cute!!! Any other mother would have CPS on them though for all the missing outerwear etc.
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 11:38pm.
daaaamn...check out the premature marionette lines on the Katiebot's face. Bearding for a self-loathing closeted cult troll is brutal work, yo.
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AHAHAHAHA!! Puppet mouth!!!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Oh, please. Their PR team brainstormed ideas on just how cute could Suri look that would bring media attention to her parents. They probably slathered the side of that shoe with chocolate frosting and coaxed her to gnaw on it till she got to the creamy centered like a Hostess cake! Fuck.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
daaaamn...check out the premature marionette lines on the Katiebot's face. Bearding for a self-loathing closeted cult troll is brutal work, yo.
looks like Katie is having a chico's kind of day in one picture
usually a child has a teddy bear or doll or blankie. Never saw a child's favorite flip flop.nope.
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so fucking what let the poor kid chew on a thong (yeah im a aussie!) perfectly normal kid thing to do
Jezus, leave the child alone. I can't stand ppl posting about how bratty and bitchy this kid looks. Well how do you want her to look then? Some child experts we have here.
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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes.
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Submitted by paris herpes on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 2:55pm
I'm sorry I'm replying so late on this. The festival will be in Liberty State Park in Jersey City, NJ.
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What What
I don't think I've ever actually hated a child before. But, I HATE that little brat! She looks like a complete bitch already at her age. Unbelievable. I bet she's spoiled as hell too. Nightmare.
Submitted by Haribo on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 3:05pm.
isn't there a saying that goes "eat a sock!" or something like that? well, now there's a new one "eat a shoe!".
Put a sock in it!...in other words...shut up! Is that it?
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Suri lives in a fish bowl because that's where Katie & Tom keep her. I don't understand why she's never properly dressed. Oh, & what's wrong with her legs? You rarely see her walk.
COMINGBACK..."EAT A SOCK AND DIE ON CRAPTASTIC!
Submitted by Haribo on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 3:05pm.
isn't there a saying that goes "eat a sock!" or something like that? well, now there's a new one "eat a shoe!".
I've seen kids chew worse things.
She's adorable.
I still hate her parents.
The girl is doomed.
She's just precious...must be hard being a little girl living in a fish bowl...i wish they'd give this kid some space...get her out of the public eye all the time...buy a house in the middle of nowhere for God's sake! or Xenu's sake
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 3:47pm.
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Suri's still in diapers or at least she was as of last month. There were photos of her and you could clearly see she was in diapers-not even pull-ups. I've never believed she was born when they claimed and think she is closer to 3 1/2 than 3.
CO$ does not believe in giving kids rules nor do the die-hard followers believe in vaccines. (I don't mean some vaccines or delaying the conventional schedule, I mean NONE.) Oh, and then there is that infamous barley water-sugar water "formula" shit they give kids.
My bet is Suri is probably addicted to sugar and throws tantrums when her blood sugar crashes. Add to that the lack of rules and structure and I bet this kid is a holy terror!
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 12:44pm.
Question- If Katie is so grossly thin everywhere else, how does she still have the most bizzarly stumpy legs this side of Britney?
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Genetics. I have huge calves and ankles. Got them from my daddy. At one point, I was 5'2" and under 100 lbs and still had the thick legs.
I am half-Asian and a lot of us Asian gals have thick legs. I am also of German stock and many Germans-esp. those from the Eastern part-also have naturally muscular legs. I would imagine Stepford Bot was unlucky in the genetic leg lottery, too.
Don't know too much about Suri, but that Leah Remini's kid needs a week with my mom to straighten her ass out. She'd be out of the diapers, off the bottle, eating real food and making her own bed and saying please and thank you ma'am.
I wanted to reach into my TV and smack the crap out of that bloated freak child. She's a cross between Veruca Salt and Augustus Gloop. Little pigfaced brat.
You got to give it to those scientologists, they know how genetically create a beautiful child. She is such a doll.
She is sooo adroable...but can u imagine, how it must be for her, walking around with 10 bodyguards on her side non stop? Yeah I know, she should have it worse, like being adopted by some rich asshole with a gigantic ego.
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My mom would have hit me in the face with my chancleta if I had put it on my mouth.
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isn't there a saying that goes "eat a sock!" or something like that? well, now there's a new one "eat a shoe!".
I was a weird kid, but I never chewed on shoes. BTW, the chemicals they use in rubber and plastic shoes is pretty toxic and a known hormone disrupter so it is not a good idea to let a child chew on them. . .
Also, I may be in the minority but I truly think Suri is a plain-bordering-on-homely-looking kid.
E.A.P., that music festival sounds KILLLERR!!!! Wahhoooo! Where's it @ Jersey?
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Suri is adorable! I'm sorry she is...I actually think she looks cute gnawing on a shoe. She's either hungry or just acting like a 3 (4?) year old! Katie is HAGGARD!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Both of these chicks need an extreme makeover.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Focus up people! She's gnawing on a SHOE! What does it matter if she had her entourage beat it off of someone on the street or L. Ron came back and bequeathed it upon her, rendering it cleaned and cleared for consumption? IT'S A FRIGGIN' SHOE!!
This is a pic of a child who looks twice her age being carried by a woman who is half the child's weight, who is gnoshing on A SHOE!
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Suri looks braindead. Just like her mother.
Where are they? NY or LA?
are we talking about Tool?! I seen them when I was 17 and they changed my life. ten years ago...ahhh time flies
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I gots nuthin'
Suri's little feeties hardly ever seem to touch the ground anyway...Its not like she is using public restrooms or anything. Plus, she is so spoiled she probably only wears her shoes once per pair...
I dont think Katie has any serious mental issues (you pretty much have no choice but to get over those normal people mental issues like depression & anxiety when you become a Scientologist & develop a bunch of other weird crazy crap)I just think she is painfully bored with life & her life with Tom isnt everything she fantasized about it.
sorry posted on wrong post
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
I cheat on my dogs all the time
Of topic I ABSOLUTY HATE my job, my condescending coworkers with comments "oh when you are done please send it to me to review because IM SO STUPID and I dont know how to spell" so really nice way to call me stupid I hate that bitch
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
im sorry but how has no ONE commented on the most crucial aspect of these photos: the beckoning CHICOS store in the background...
Submitted by skinny fat on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 1:36pm.
angry secretary it's true!!!! that's why that leah chick from king of queens has a 5 year old still in diapers!!!!
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that is. so fucking. CREEPY.
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is this real life?
why is this happening to me?
is this going to be forever...
Suri is Katie's only friend.
She only recently gave up the bottle. Scientology children also have no limits like bedtimes or a scheduled routine. They don't see regular pediatricians who could set these parents straight.
OK, Katie dear needs to get the fucking blanket to the garbage and let that child either run or walk to the waiting limo. She is sucking on her shoes like she has no clue what their for other than making her mommy clap with joy whenever she finds a child's size Louboutin or Jimmy Choo's.
Somebody slap Holmes on the side of the head to reboot her please...
angry secretary it's true!!!! that's why that leah chick from king of queens has a 5 year old still in diapers!!!!
Suri was created from antibacterial plastic like they use on shopping carts.
poor Suri
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 1:21pm.
Pure speculation, but I think Katie is a cutter or burner or some other self-abuser (I don't mean in the fun way).
I hope Stepbot Katie had enough sense to remove that shoe from that kid's mouth. I don't care if it never touched the ground. If it was on that kid's foot, then it was covered in germs.
I dunno. . . maybe the SuriBot doesn't get sick like normal kids.
Also, does anyone else get the creeps when they see these two?
hahah sooo true Angrysecretary,,, A spoiled child with no boundaries and a father with a limitless checkbook,,,, i foresee issues,, serious fucked up like percocet issues
love that kids make it real.
no matter how perfect and staged you make the situation a kid can bust it in less than a minute.
i bet the robot is going to get punished for not noticing. they need to upload the latest public image updates.
Unfortunately I only got to see the Anema tour in DVD bootleg style but it was still awesome.
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I think I need to give up porn for awhile...
maybe Suri doesn't get cold? I am always hot, hardly ever wear a jacket, or a shirt with sleeves for that matter!
Katie is probably a person who is always cold, or she is hiding the bruises from Tom kicking the crap out of her.
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