And Now JLo Is Drunk...And High
Topshop and Topman opened in NYC last night and I have to start by telling the power bottoms out there who might not know about this shit that this is NOT a place where hundreds of tops are lined up for your pleasure. I made that mistake when I was in London. I was promptly escorted out by security when I asked where the dick was. It was all very embarrassing.
At last night's opening, Kate Moss and JLo came mouth to cheek. This gross moment is making my stomach crawl up to my throat, but I hope it was good for JLo. Like I hope she got high off of Kate's fumes, because bitch needs it! Maybe if JLo got a hit of the bad shit, she would stop making "I got a doody bubble and it won't come out" face. Actually, a taste of the bad shit might make it worse. I seriously will be willing to put on an entire box of Hazmat-approved rubber gloves so that I can pop JLo's doody bubble Bobby Brown-style. Maybe then will she stop making that annoying IHasFarts face.
And if Chuck Bass chased the dragon, caught it, stumbled into a fruit dehydrator and passed out in there for a few weeks, he'd come out looking like Skeletor. Methinks Skeletor thought plaid would make him look like he's a member of the living. He thought wrong.
I love Kate
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I agree that she's had some major work done to her face. I saw (for about a minute)the jlo true hollywood story on her yesterday and she looks so different now. she doesn't look latina anymore. It looks like she's wearing a mask. Oh and Hell no she don't look like Angie. she wish.
Does this ho's mouth ever close? Nice jacket Marc. He looks like a marionette.
why doesn't she stay home with her kids and try being a good mother to them instead of sticking her tongue down madonnas throught and shoving her ass at the cameras? its so pathetic. this woman is 40 years old and she's patheticly everywhere like a stray dog looking and begging for food.
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Submitted by AttentionWhore on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 1:16pm.
I actually really like his look here. Honestly. I know no one will agree. Oh, well.
TOPSHOP sucks. We didnt need it.
Someone needs to tell Kate her granny hair is NOT helping her looks any. I didn't even know who that was at first.
Submitted by PeanutButterFace on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 9:57am.
JLo looks like Angelina in that first picture
I thought the same thing! Then I scrolled down and saw that fat ass.
foosrock on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 2:36pm.
Submitted by PeanutButterFace on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 9:57am.
JLo looks like Angelina in that first picture
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Submitted by PeanutButterFace on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 9:57am.
JLo looks like Angelina in that first picture
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Wow even Skeletor looks sickly next to Kate Moss. And JLo looks like a giant standing next to those two skeletons in the last thumbnail.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
I am so excited that we finally have a topshop here in New York. I've been buying things from them online for the past few months but now I can go there in person, try stuff on and not have to pay shipping! Yay!
J Lo actually looks nice for a change, and Marc looks like he's jonesing for some fresh virgin blood.
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kate doesn't look preggers here. so i ain't got shit to say about her. you go, kate, with your 'drunken british empire ruling' thing.
jlo looks good, girl! ima go to the beauty supply around the corner and ger me a wig just like that.
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J Ho looks looks like some nyorican street hooker....
God shes tedious...
Ever notice that Skeletor looks like a full size, skinny La Pequena (or however you spell it) sans the drag?
FEK JALO!!!!!!!!!!!!@!@
Is Kate Mess wearing a dress made of confetti? Doesn't matter, it doesn't hide her wide-ass thighs.
Kate parties hard but she still manages to run a business, model for top luxury designers (and get paid alot for it), and get named by top fashion magazines as one of the chicest girls around! So I just got to give her a "you go girl!"
JLo looks great since she had some work done...there is no help for skeletor.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Oooo, look how JLO is pulling on her husband's arm! She's like "I think you guys have had enough cozee time." You Go Bitch!
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 10:53am.
Topshop rules though. You Americans can finally enjoy this shop.
As for Kate being Zlist. Well she still models for YSL, Chanel etc and has a very successful clothing line. Blohan has er..... yah.
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That's what I don't get, I don´t understand why she's still a popular model and a style icon. To me she's just a party wreck like Lohan.
Jlo and her fart face...is getting old.
Topshop rules though. You Americans can finally enjoy this shop.
Jlo, her posing kills me. The squint, the open mouth. So fake. So... 1999. Move on!
As for Kate being Zlist. Well she still models for YSL, Chanel etc and has a very successful clothing line. Blohan has er..... yah.
Just wanna say, wtf, F*ck all these so-called Hollywood Super Stars!!
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Submitted by skinny fat: "Dear JLo,
Here's an idea. How about you stop fucking with your face and concentrate on Skeletor's wardrobe and maybe feed him a burger or two.
That is all.
SF
P.S. What twins?"
AH HA HA HA HA! You covered all the points I wanted to make!
She crossed over that line where she stopped enhancing her looks (I think she was very very pretty a few procedures ago) and started down the other side of the mountain where she doesn't look like herself.
btw, is that jizz on her arm?
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
JLo is trying to look sexay...and FAIL
And Skeletor, egads, man, you're scaring the children!!!
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Why in bronzer on the nutsack hell is she naked, but he's fully clothed? Take all them panties off, Zac!
CandyPerfumeGirl on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 10:20am.
Whatever dudes...JHo is damn fuckin' sexy and gorgeous...she looks great.
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She does look hot. Haters.
Wait...do I sound like JLo-loonie? *faints*
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Whatever dudes...JHo is damn fuckin' sexy and gorgeous...she looks great.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
WTF has JLo done to her face? She doesn't even look human anymore. I'm willing to bet she weighs twice as much as Marc, dude needs to find a skeletor rehab clinic.
Seeing Skeletor brings back memories of one of my favorite (and stupidest) movies...Weekend At Bernies.
Dear JLo,
Here's an idea. How about you stop fucking with your face and concentrate on Skeletor's wardrobe and maybe feed him a burger or two.
That is all.
SF
P.S. What twins?
Right after they smashed mouths, Kate was instantly drawn to the shiney white line that's going down Jello's arm and began to snort her habit.
Stop Squinting!! WTF is with JLo & the squinty look? Her pathetic attempts at sexy face is going to push through all the botox & get her wrinkly. I hate JLo, but I think she is pretty (esp when her hair is a little darker unlike here & not completely matching her skintone making her a giant neutral spot)... I dont understand why she tries so hard in photos, is she trying to over compensate because Mark is a zombie? He looks like he has Hep C or something.
Ugh JLO is not even attractive anymore. She used to be so pretty back in the day before her "my shit don't stank" attitude.
Skeletor looks like a scottish crypt keeper. NOT CUTE!
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AND YES SHE DID NOT HAVE TOILET PICTURES HERE WHEN Y'ALL PROBABLY WANT HER WIG RIPPIN' ON THE SEAT AND DOING A BOOT CLAP PROBABLY NOT!
JLOs hubby looks really ill.
JLo has had a lot done to her face.
Doesn't even look like her anymore.
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Ohm i think Skele...uh... Marc Anthony looks skinnier than Kate....man...he seriously needs to eat more.
Even though I can't stand JLo I think she looks pretty good, that plastic surgeon was worth every penny.
@ Peanut
I thought so too. That underbite thing going on and the fact it looks like she's about to suck blood from Kate's neck ..perhaps that makes it look more like Vampiralina?!?
JLo looks like Angelina in that first picture
Why hasn't Kate Moss fallen to a z-list status yet? What's the difference between her and Lindsey Lohan for example?
JLo is annoying, but I think she looks pretty.
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I think Kate and Mark both need to drink a case of Ensure - look at that picture of them together.
If JHo has anymore work done on her face, she'll be tap dancing in that "joan rivers face" territory. Bitch doesn't get it---no matter how much work she has done, she's not going to look like Jessica Alba.