The Drunky Has Landed
Citizens of New York! Quit reading this shit and quickly run out to your local liquor store! Buy every bottle you can get your hands on and then rush home like you've got the runs in a bad way, because Kate Moss is amongst us! Kate will drink this city dry of our sweetest nectar! She will seek it out and won't stop until every last drop has entered her mouth! If you're into the bad shit, you better hide that too, because she'll sniff it out. Before you lock yourself in your apartment, line your front door with toothpaste. Kate doesn't go near the stuff. Don't be scared. We will get through this!
Here's Boozerfield in Manhattan today for the opening of the first Top Shop in the US. She may look all smiley and sober now, but it won't be long before she'll turn into a snarly booze-hungry monster!
Ewwwww. TOPSHOP makes me dizzy. Its like rampage mashed up with Express circa 1999. The only thing worse than TOPSHOP is H&M. All those synthetic fabrics floating in the air make me itch and sneeze. Cant believe its coming stateside, but then again, I think I'm the only person on a planet with a coochie who doesnt love that place.
I agree BondageBarbie. The only thing I hate about her is the fact that she is a mother. I despise her behavior when I think of that.
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I don't walk around trying to be what I'm not
I don't waste my time trying to get what you got
I work at pleasin' me cause I can't please you and that's why I do what I do
-Erykah Badu
I kinda like her..she is pretty,has amazing style and plays by her own rules.The only thing I can not stand is that she is a neglectful mommy..I feel so sorry for her child.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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She is smashed here, her eyes looks very wanky.
I actually like her outfit, I think it looks nice.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 7:59pm.
Submitted by Charles Manson on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 7:34pm.
Okay - here's what you do.
Right click with your mouse on the picture above my name and save it to your desktop.
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Me too, me too. Please, can I have one of the Foos?
Dunno, I like Kate. She's grown on me, plus I dig that English girl, drunky, coky attitude. Though her taste in men leaves a lot to puke about....
shit it's a tough morning... is this bitch preggo for real? If so, who let's her get shitbombed, why doesn't anybody step in and slap sense into her and show her pictures from "The Hills have Eyes"?
She looks drunk right there. She looks like she's about to stumble into something.
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Submitted by mcnightmare on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 11:23pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 10:37pm.
that dress doesn't make her look fat, it makes her look....pregnant!
you know, deep down, i really want to be kate moss' child. i wish my mom had partied like it was 1999. that's why i'm so concerned about what miss moss puts on her scalp.
i'm going to call la leche league and suggest she be their new spokes, uh, person.
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McNightie, don't feel alone....My mother worried too much about what she put in her body...I mean, bitch didn't drink or do drugs...It was TOTALLY BORING for me in da womb...
Yeah...But she dyed her hair...then she got HIGHLIGHTS...OMG, OMG.... Ok...*calm, calm*...Yes, well, needless to say, as an adult I've dyed and hightlighted my hair countless times *breaking down sobbing in shame*...
My SELFISH BITCH OF A MOTHER never gave me any in vitro booze or drugs to deal with the fact that I would inevitably born with a knowledge that I SOOOO need my hair did. I coulds just been high on booze coke and ciggies, then it wouldn't have been that bad... But nooooooooooo....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
well at least we know she's one person who won't waste krystal
by spraying it all over the floor
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 10:37pm.
that dress doesn't make her look fat, it makes her look....pregnant!
you know, deep down, i really want to be kate moss' child. i wish my mom had partied like it was 1999. that's why i'm so concerned about what miss moss puts on her scalp.
i'm going to call la leche league and suggest she be their new spokes, uh, person.
then again, perhaps she's having satan's child, judging from the pin. in which case, a little chemical poisoning won't hurt.
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i know you like to think your shit don't stink
but if you lean a little bit closer
see, roses really smell like boo boo
FUCK, first they raise the cigarette prices another dollar a pack, now Kate Moss is singlehandedly driving up vodka prices. Fuck this, I'm going back to heroin.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by like-wow on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 10:41pm.
Someone's hips are too wide for that dress!
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'Kay, I totally wasn't gonna say it, but now I totally am: THAT DRESS MAKES HER LOOK FAT! FAT! KATE MOSS LOOKS FAT!!!!!...Oh yeah...
Now that I said it..I feel like I've let out a hellacious FART I've been holding in all day...only it doesn't smell bad...*deeep sniff*...No, it smells like freshly washed laudry, sweet baby feet, a dewy morning magnolia blossom, a field of fresh English Lavender....IT SMELLS LIKE ANGELS' ARMPITS AND ASSHOLES...(which smell like honey suckle and Jasmine)....It SMELLS LIKE JUSTICE!!!!!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Someone's hips are too wide for that dress!
Submitted by mcnightmare on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 10:24pm.
she's still drinking, but she stopped bleaching her hair.
now *that's* pre-natal care.
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Well, that's just some forward thinkin' there. Cuz a future skankette or skankster may or may not wanna crave to be whorish blonde via whorish blonde chemicals raging through its baby system. That's really up to the individual skank in question, I just feel it's wrong to push a hair color on a child in vitro...you know since it's SO HARMFUL to a child that you bleach your hair, even though COLORING it is fine...
But it's no matter, cuz what that lil' darling WILL want to be is a coked up drunken mess...What baby doesnt want that???? No BAD hair BLEACH chemicals...Nope, just good old fashioned hooch and toot...Aw, Kate can write a children's book entitled "Hooch and Toot"...CUTE! Ugh....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
she's still drinking, but she stopped bleaching her hair.
now *that's* pre-natal care.
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i know you like to think your shit don't stink
but if you lean a little bit closer
see, roses really smell like boo boo
Submitted by Charles Manson on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 7:34pm.
Okay - here's what you do.
Right click with your mouse on the picture above my name and save it to your desktop.
Next - click on YOUR id which is highlighted. this will take you to your profile.
There are three tabs. Choose 'edit'.
Scoll down to 'upload picture', hit the 'browse' button and go to the image you just saved to your desktop.
Lastly - hit 'submit' at the bottom of the page.
When you refresh your screen you should see your icon appear over your name in the future.
I also have a young jimmy if you'd rather have that pic.
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What an irrelevant ninny. I do love the look on the silver-haired gentleman's face, though: he's looking at her as though she's something stuck to the bottom of his shoe and he can't determine what it is or how it got there.
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Really don't mind if you sit this one out
My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
--Jethro Tull
"Living Your Golden Years To The Fullest!" such as my friend on "--- 40plusfinder.com ---" said. That is a really funny and interesting place for baby boomers and other mature singles in their 40's, 50's and 60's to keep the flames of love and passion burning.
Cheers for the heads up madam s. I have never actually seen the clothes sold at Top Shop, just know that it is a popular store in the UK.
OI! Charles Manson! I posted how to change your avatar and included a pic of Jimmy.
Scroll down to my comment at 7:59pm
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WindSwept,
Trust me, it's not exciting or interesting... the clothes at Top Shop are horrible. There are a bunch of U.S. mall chain stores that sell clothes just like it.
First Top Shop in U.S? That is interesting and exciting. Good to know.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 8:28pm.
Kate's lookin' awfully grannified in those pics! That 'Repulican-soccer-mom-tryna-be-chic-over processed' up do... And the dress!!! If it were only sparkly Liza Minelli would drunkedly wear on stage, yet it looks like it was tailored by Mylie Cyrus! Then obvi, her gran-gran gave her one of her very own moth ball scented cartigans as Kate was stumbling out the door in a "here Dearie, I don't want you to catch cold" kind of gesture...
Normally, I love this whore (not proud of it, but I do). Here, however, we have an EPIC FAIL!
I CANT MAKE HEADS OR TAILS OF THAT POST. IF TRIED TO. IS SHE A REPUPLICAN OR DEMOCRATE OR WHEARING YOUR HAIR IN AN UPSWING OR DOWNSWING. IM KIND OF DIGGING THOSE CHICKS WITH A BRAID BUT THE UPDO LOOKS REALLY GOOD ALSO.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 8:28pm.
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I hate the republican soccer mom look!
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 8:28pm.
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I hate the republican soccer mom look!
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 8:31pm.
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AHAHAHAHAHA! You are a bigger fan than I, FC, cuz I love this whore, but I'd only refer to her "pussy juice" as CUNT SEWAGE...I'm a realist that way...;-)
But seriously, this god awful fuckery this whore is wearing better not be a trend! I kinda dig her style (except this mess), so whores like her are kinda my grown up Barbie dolls (cept with more ciggies and coke)...If she is gonna wear shit like this, I quit a bitch!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I'm hating her look. It's uninspired. Somehow she's made a sparkly dress look boring.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 8:28pm.
Kate's lookin' awfully grannified in those pics! That 'Repulican-soccer-mom-tryna-be-chic-over processed' up do... And the dress!!! If it were only sparkly Liza Minelli would drunkedly wear on stage, yet it looks like it was tailored by Mylie Cyrus! Then obvi, her gran-gran gave her one of her very own moth ball scented cartigans as Kate was stumbling out the door in a "here Dearie, I don't want you to catch cold" kind of gesture...
Normally, I love this whore (not proud of it, but I do). Here, however, we have an EPIC FAIL!
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I'm with you. I don't mind the 'do, but the dress is heinous.
I'd still hit it, obviously. I bet you can get high from her pussy juice.
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"if you ever hit me I will kill you, and I mean kill you dead, do you understand that?" - Tigerlily
Kate's lookin' awfully grannified in those pics! That 'Repulican-soccer-mom-tryna-be-chic-over processed' up do... And the dress!!! If it were only sparkly Liza Minelli would drunkedly wear on stage, yet it looks like it was tailored by Mylie Cyrus! Then obvi, her gran-gran gave her one of her very own moth ball scented cartigans as Kate was stumbling out the door in a "here Dearie, I don't want you to catch cold" kind of gesture...
Normally, I love this whore (not proud of it, but I do). Here, however, we have an EPIC FAIL!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 8:01pm.
Cholly - let me know when you're done please, or if you need help.
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You're so... nice! And I'm not being sarcastic, I swear =)
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"if you ever hit me I will kill you, and I mean kill you dead, do you understand that?" - Tigerlily
I have done my bit by drinking an entire fucking bottle of marsala wine.
Marsala is fortified and is 18%.
i am drunker than you would believe.
Cholly - let me know when you're done please, or if you need help.
ps - put in a good word with the tiger for me! :)
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
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where's that hot, drunken crackhead that threw herself in this cokehead's car last week? why wasn't she invited to this shindig?
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nice ass...when does it open?
Submitted by Charles Manson on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 7:34pm.
Okay - here's what you do.
Right click with your mouse on the picture above my name and save it to your desktop.
Next - click on YOUR id which is highlighted. this will take you to your profile.
There are three tabs. Choose 'edit'.
Scoll down to 'upload picture', hit the 'browse' button and go to the image you just saved to your desktop.
Lastly - hit 'submit' at the bottom of the page.
When you refresh your screen you should see your icon appear over your name in the future.
I also have a young jimmy if you'd rather have that pic.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
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I never got the appeal of this twat.
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
Submitted by Charles Manson on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 7:34pm.
I'll make one for you and post it under my name with instructions.
Gimme five mins.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
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that dress is pukey walmart looking shit and in the third thumbnail she looks lik pam anderson....see where meth gets ya...
HOW DO I MAKE ONE OF THOSE FUCKING PICTURES UP FUCKING THERE. I WANT ONE OF JIMMY PAGE ON HIS LES PAUL. I ASKED MY BROTHER TO HELP ME BUT I THINK HE IS EVEN MORE OF A DUMBASS THAN ME.
it just sucks that this train wreck still gets high-end campaigns when there are wholesome models that should get it.
She looks like an entirely different person with her hair back.
Like a soccer mom going to the grocery.
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I think she's fucking gorgeous. One of the few models nowadays who doesn't look like a goddamn tranny. I still don't understand how Pete Doherty and her current boyfriend got to fuck such a hot piece.
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"if you ever hit me I will kill you, and I mean kill you dead, do you understand that?" - Tigerlily
I love her little dress.
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I should be thrown into the loony bin for posting this shit. And we can share a padded room, because you're reading it! -MK
My kitchen mat is the same print of that rag she's wearing...it too is soaked in vodka and wine.
Does she EVER see Lila Grace?
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
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I DONT WANT FRIENDS FROM ANOTHER COUNTRY. IVE HAD ABOUT ALL THE FUCKERS I CAN HANDLE OVER A LIFETIME. AND I DONT NEED SUGGESTIONS FROM ALL OVER THE FUCKING WORLD BECAUSE ILL PULL THEM OUT OF MY ASS IF I HAVE TO. AND MY TRUE LOVE IS A STUMPY BROAD I TIE TO THE BACK OF MY GTO FOR JOGS.
she's so pregnant.
i guess fetal alcohol syndrome doesn't scare her as much as facing the world sober does.
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i know you like to think your shit don't stink
but if you lean a little bit closer
see, roses really smell like boo boo
I thought she was supposed to be pregnant?