Wednesday, April 1st 2009

Angie Harmon Wants You To Know She Still Exists

Angie Harmon is trying to climb out of the black hole of irrelevancy by talking to Fox News about how she's been discriminated against in Hollywood because she's a Republican. Among other things. In part one of a two part (insert finger into mouth and barf here) interview, Angie already said she's sick of people thinking she's racist just because she doesn't think Obama is doing a good job as President. But obviously, the pitchfork-wielding mob wasn't big enough for Angie, because she has kept talking. Here's a few quotes from the second part of her interview. If you all read is "PLEASE LOOK AT ME," then you're not alone.

On Bristol Palin's pregnancy: "I think one of the greatest things about the Republican Party is the understanding, we don’t point fingers and we have class. Lets keep in mind here, how old is she, 17? I don’t care what anybody says, this person is still a young person and okay she's got a big situation on her hands but for anyone to sit there and make fun of her or judge her is just cruel and wrong."

On not getting acting jobs because she's a Republican:"It's not like anyone has come up to my face and been like ‘I'm not hiring you because you're a Republican!’ But the media is so liberal and I get it, but I’m just confused on where we lost the respect for our fellow Americans. Not all of us are supposed to believe the same things and think the same way."

On the difference between Republicans and Democrats: "I think the difference between the parties is, with the Democrats you can sit down with them and have a 15 minute conversation and if you’re not believing everything they say and buying into what they’re selling you, it is like you’re some dumb hick who doesn't deserve to live here anymore. But with the Republicans, it is like okay I want to know what you know, you want to know what I know, okay great lets go have a beer after work, we're still friends."

On talking about her beliefs: "Look we haven’t been shot yet! We're still alive! We've said the word "Republican" like four times and we're still alive! Can you believe it?"

About the not getting jobs thing. This bitch is full of delusion. Lots of Republicans work freely in Hollywood. I'll give you some examples: Jessica Simpson (okay, bad example), Kelsey Grammar, Mel Gibson, Jon Voight, Vince Vaughn (maybe), Rebe McEntire and my favorite TV whore during the 7 o'clock hour Alex Trebek. The reason Angie isn't getting jobs is pretty simple. The fact of the matter is the bitch has the acting skills of a hot piece of elephant dung. I should say, a CLASSY piece of elephant dung.

This is just me, but if I was married to Jason Sehorn, I would spent less time running my mouth hole to newspapers, and more time running my mouth hole on his peen.

Posted by: Michael K


Fred Thompson anyone? HELLOOOO Angie, but he had to quit his job on Law & Order to run for President on the Reeppubbblican ticket. Yea, he's been on TV, in the movies, theatre, and oh yeah, in the Senate. Two times, as a Republican. He gets jobs. Maybe it's about ability and not politics.

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Now didn't this loser just point the finger, by claiming dems point fingers-- classy.

After the last disasterous 8 years, which has led us to the current disasterous reality, I dislike Congress (both parties), I hate anything Bush, and I especially dislike anything Republican, including this z-lister.

Rethugs= war and rich people first. 30 years of trickle down economics DOESN'T WORK! The little people have been broken.

And why do Rushlicans always talk about having a beer with someone. That's why polls said they voted for that idiot Bush. Twice.

does she wear fur?

joanne's picture

Thats right Angie Harmon, blame it on the democrats because you lack as an actor.

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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 6:59pm.

lincoln was a republican, lincoln "freed the slaves," therefore; out of loyalty, and becuase of the kind of pressures/voter fraud condoleeza rice talks about, many blacks were registered republican.

as i said, it ain't the same republican party.

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When Rethuglicans want to whine about "discrimination," they go to Fox "News." Yawn.

Yeah, and I love this part: "We don't point fingers and we have class." OMFG! Excuse me, my eyes just rolled all the way in back of my head on that statement! Give me a fucking break!

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I haven't read all the people's comments who wrote on here so maybe this has been covered - but Alex T. is a Canadian! As am I - so if he really is a Republican I'd like to kick him in his recently repaired heart.

Secondly you are quite easily the funniest most sadistic bastard in this gossip arena and I rip your shit off as my own on a daily basis. It's some quality stuff!

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in talking about her beliefs: "Look we haven’t been shot yet! We're still alive! We've said the word "Republican" like four times and we're still alive! Can you believe it?"

Racism with a twist of lemon.

No I can't Believe it !!!!!!!!

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Funeral Guy's picture

Geeeez, MK. Does everybody have to be a dumb ass Hollywood lib?

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Did anyone see Condoleeza Rice on Leno? The story about her father I believe?
Back in the day, her father lived in the segregated south, he went to register to vote as a Democrat they gave him the run around and he was then told the Republican party couldn't get arrested and they were registering anyone.
Her father wanted to vote, period, and remained Republican for life as a result.
This led me to believe that's why many southern black folks and like MLK, were Republican, but like it was posted here, it is not the same party today, neither are the Democrats.
My point, both parties leveraged basic rights to maintain their respective "image" and presence forever and a day. Neither can claim to be more moral or more anything.

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Deb's picture

Angie needs to heed the words of her party's leader. Especially the part about the whining!

"If we're going to start putting together a transformative strategy that people can trust, we've got to start trusting each other as Republicans," Steele said. "Quite frankly, I'm a little sick and tired of the finger-pointing, and the name-calling, and the blaming and the whining."

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Some times in life we have to face the truth of it all and be willing to admit it to ourselves.

Did she ever think that she is not working not because of her views but because there are other actresses going for the same roles she's going for that are BETTER than she is? Also, she had a series last year. Does she feel it went off the air because of her views or because viewers preferred to watch other shows.

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You know what gets me is people who wear their political parties like it is a dress. You know what I mean? For 8 years 255 million dollars every day has been spent on Iraq. And that number is an estimate. No one knows for sure. Could anyone get away with that kind of number game in a private company? No fucking way. Could you imagine saying spend as much as you want? There is no accountability anymore. And I appreciate the military, my brother has been in for 16 years. They want people like Angie here to kick up some dust and rattle cages so we don't wonder how do we take charge. I voted for Obama, I am a dem, but deep down inside I don't really care what party people say they are because it should be about integrity. But it is not. It is about fighting about stupid shit.

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Clio's picture

Oh, and about her classy comment- did she decide to go deaf when the Michael J. Fox-Rush Limbaugh shitstorm began? Or when Bill O-Reilly blamed a rape victim? Yeah, stand-up people right there.

TT99's picture

Honestly people probably hate her cause she's the cunt who suck the life out of Jason Sehorn. I'm just saying.
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Submitted by Falkor on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 6:24pm.

as far as civil rights, abe lincoln, it was southern democrats against civil rights oh and that MLK guy was republican....
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hold up, wait a minute:

let's not stretch the facts too far. the republican party King was a member of was NOT the republican party of today. most of Dr. King's views would not jibe with the current Republican dogma.

fuck the two-party system, anyway. but i just thought i'd mention that.

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ricki lake's picture

Oh God. Yet another "My political party is so great, and everyone in the other party is MEAN!" dumbass fucking ho. I liked her until I read this. Fuck off, Angie. (Oh, and nobody was making fun of Bristol Palin. EVERYBODY was making fun of Sarah Palin and her stupid-ass abstinence-only policies. If her faith can't stop HER OWN DAUGHTER from having sex and shit, how the fuck is it supposed to save our nation? Epic fail.)

So what! Who cares?

She's not the only person who disagrees with President Obama. Ok, she doesn't think he is doing a good job. Many, many people thought the same thing of President Bush. Welcome to America. You won't be able to make everyone happy. As a mother and wife, I'm sure she knows this.

The difference between Democrats and Republicans is their politics. On many levels outside of politics people who follow either party are very much the same.

Having your say is everyone's right. But, I have found that the classiest of people know when to shut up.

Tripitaka's picture

I had no opinion on this idiot one way or another til I read an interview with her in a magazine and it was amazing, she is a hateful, right wing nut job. If it was up to her women wouldn't be allowed to work so maybe that's why noone will employ her.

She thinks that President Obama is doing a crap job does she??
He's been in office less than 100 days honey!!
Hes got 8 years of W's,Cheney's,Rove's etc crap to deal with!!
I am not a raging liberal but I firmly believe that Obama will lead us out of this mess and will go on to be not just a good president but a great one..
As for Sarah Palin-shows how out of touch this bitch is because Palin is completely abhorant to women except for the religious pro life throw back morons.
That bit about Republicans will disagree and go and have a beer with you afterwards is laughable-I mean they define the words "shrill" and "humourless"!!
Angie dear,turn off Fox News and then youll see the way the country really feels!
Law and Order is one of my favorite shows except for the episodes that this bitch was on-didnt she get fired anyway?
Anyway,at least she made herself relevant for this week...

gee_gee's picture

Maybe she's not getting work because she is an asshole. Too bad. I liked her on Law & Order a few years ago but I haven't seen her since then. That was WAYYYY before the election.

So, I am not sure why she thinks anyone gives a crap what her political leanings are. If she is willing to show up and take her top off I am sure someone would give her some work. Or, she could take over for Ann Coulter. It would be a vast improvement.

Clio's picture

HAHAHAHAHAHA. RIGHT!

I know diddly-squat about her husband, but for some reason I can see her picking this shit up from him. Same with Hasselcrack.

She is a bitter CUNT.

Falkor's picture

@westward ho

One of the best comments yet!

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Submitted by Falkor on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 6:24pm.

i pretty much agree with you. of course no party ideology is going to be the same spanning 200 years. im kind of glad the repubs. lost last election cycle. if it was a democrat that spent or went to war with the wrong country like W. then all the repub. talking heads would of been up in arms, instead they tried to defend an idiot. i didnt like mccain. i personally was all for ron paul, but all the repub media outlets laughed at him. lo and behold it was his economic advisor schiff that predicted the collapse of the housing market more then a year ago. in anycase i dont see much difference between the two parties.
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ricki lake's picture

Oh God. Yet another "My political party is so great, and everyone in the other party is MEAN!" dumbass fucking ho. I liked her until I read this. Fuck off, Angie. (Oh, and nobody was making fun of Bristol Palin. EVERYBODY was making fun of Sarah Palin and her stupid-ass abstinence-only policies. If her faith can't stop HER OWN DAUGHTER from having sex and shit, how the fuck is it supposed to save our nation? Epic fail.)

milash's picture

In the immortal words of Helen Reddy:

"Angie Baby, you're a special lady
Living in a world of make-believe
Well, maybe"

westward ho's picture

1. "we don't point fingers and we have class." um, okay. o'reilly, limbaugh, coulter, hannity, bunning -- jut to name a few -- are those examples of republicans who don't point finger and have class?

2. "the media is liberal, and i get it." no, apparently, you don't. where do we hear the term, "the liberal media"? in the media. who goes on and on about "the liberal media"? neocon pundits ... in the media. the whole myth of "the liberal media" was created by the conservative media as a bugaboo, a means of facilely dismissing, without facts or substance, opposing points of view. there are a few liberals IN the media, but the media, itself, is at least centrist and at most reactionary. it's owned largely by multinational conglomerates with vested interests in keeping conservatives in power, and this is their greatest PR accomplishment. like verbal said, "the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."

3. so who are these republicans so politely disagreeing, and then going for beer, with, if not democrats? there aren't that many independents. and if they ARE drinking beer with disagreeable democrats, then ... aren't those democrats playing equally nicely? oh, and, btw, angie: my next door neighbor, a republican, won't talk to me since i put an obama sticker on my car. *shrugs* so much for (yet another sweeping) generalization.

4. of course you haven't been shot. you're in the fox studio. they only take aim at democrats. a word to the wise, though: if cheney walks in, duck.
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but, then again, what do i know?

happyface's picture

I can just hear her giving this interview in her usual trailer park voice. I hate her voice.

And Rethugs need to give up on Lincoln. He was what is a modern day Dem. The parties switched names, literally.

NaNoop's picture

WOW is she a dumb bitch. And I don't mean that in a good way. Does she speak in generalizations much???
I have gone from feeling absolutely nothing for her to disdain, in what- one minute it took to read what she said? I only recognized her face and name, but had no idea she is a complete moron until now.

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Ahhahhaaahaha....I mean this is nothing but a big ass LOL.

I don't give a shit about this politics thing or w/e (cause who am I to issue an opinion about a country I don't reside in) but that is just...I mean....awfully retarded. And the ultimate excuse...

"I believe in unicorns, so that's why I don't get a job..it has nothing to do with the fact that I am dull and talentless. Bye!"

Gosh...

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ricki lake's picture

Oh God. Yet another "My political party is so great, and everyone in the other party is MEAN!" dumbass fucking ho. I liked her until I read this. Fuck off, Angie. (Oh, and nobody was making fun of Bristol Palin. EVERYBODY was making fun of Sarah Palin and her stupid-ass abstinence-only policies. If her faith can't stop HER OWN DAUGHTER from having sex and shit, how the fuck is it supposed to save our nation? Epic fail.)

madam s.'s picture

Yeah... "classy" is what I'd call most Republicans in the media. And so incredibly respectful, curious, and accepting of other's viewpoints. Ha.

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Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 6:10pm.

Submitted by Lala11_7 on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 6:01pm.
Here's the thing...

With Democrats you get social security and medicare...space exploration and civil rights...

also you get Vietnam ; )

as far as civil rights, abe lincoln, it was southern democrats against civil rights oh and that MLK guy was republican. I have my own med insurance so i could care less about medicare and i believe though yes jfk started it, they landed on the moon during tricky dicky

when you actually find out what watergate is it doesnt seem like a big deal at all.

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Oh, well since youre a scholor on politics, surely you know that the republican party of 200 years ago vastly resembles the democratic party of today and vise versa. Surely you would know that pre- Regan republicans had vastly different economic and social views than the republicans of today, sure the Democrats arent squeeky clean...but their intentions are more admorable, their issues more pressing and in the presant and connected and based in reality. You had republicans campaigning talking about how great the economy was and everyone was just over reacting, you had republicans who didnt know how to use e-mails, you have people who are out of touch and no one doing or saying anything progressive...its all about regression...and worst of all, you have republican who want to legislate their religion views....just wrong wrong wrong!

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She'd be just fine if her "sicko" fans would just leave her alone.

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I can't stand it when anyone (Dem or Rep)generalizes some amazingly positive comment as the reason their party is better than the other. You have closed minded idiots in both political parties. Being a dumbass is not mutually exclusive to one group. Although her comments are doing nothing to help her party.

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Submitted by mslewis on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 6:15pm.
Provolone, Vietnam began in the Eisenhower administration. Look it up!!!

yes troops were stationed there, i want to say there was zero deaths during the eisenhower adm. not 100% sure on that. but even if there was a few, thats not starting a war. it started when the s.vietnamese leader was assasinated during jfks term, diem coup. and thats when the war started. http://www.gwu.edu/~nsarchiv/NSAEBB/NSAEBB101/index.htm
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Submitted by TiredofthisCrap on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 6:09pm.

i watched that doc. on hbo. my favorite guy was the bum she interviewed that called her out for why she was doing it. 'you just want to get a bunch of southern white guys saying the n-word on camera...like they dont say that in ny or california or boston' right on bum, right on!

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Provolone, Vietnam began in the Eisenhower administration. Look it up!!!

I guess Angie wanted some attention besides what she gets on the baby blogs!!! She is always on babyrazzi and celebritybabyblog and on covers of baby magazines with her three girls. In fact, I was seeing her so often I thought she was actually working!!! Then I realized you don't actually have to be a working actor to appear on those sites!!

Anyway, Angie can't act!!! Last year she was in a show called "Womens' Murder Club" that I was looking forward to watching. She was so awful with that whiny, liquor voice that I only managed to watch one episode. It disappeared quickly, thankfully.

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Submitted by Lala11_7 on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 6:01pm.
Here's the thing...

With Democrats you get social security and medicare...space exploration and civil rights...

also you get Vietnam ; )

as far as civil rights, abe lincoln, it was southern democrats against civil rights oh and that MLK guy was republican. I have my own med insurance so i could care less about medicare and i believe though yes jfk started it, they landed on the moon during tricky dicky

when you actually find out what watergate is it doesnt seem like a big deal at all.

remember kids...the government can't give you anything that you've already given it.
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TiredofthisCrap's picture

WTF!!!!

She doesn't have shit else to offer the world but nonsense about how good the Republican Party is?

They were talking about her on The View the other day, Whoopie and nem said when she gets there they want to know who called her a racist and shit.

More than likely she watched Pelosis' daughter's documentary on The Right Wing on HBO. Yeah that piece is one sided, yeah 99% of those folks came off as uneducated racists, but I don't believe the message baby Pelosi was trying to convey was that all Republicans are stupid racists. She just wanted them to be heard, and it is not her fault that is how they presented themsleves.

BTW the only dude that told the truth was the dude who came out and said he wasn't voting for no ni@@er. The rest of the people tried to offer politically sound explanations, but they made no sense at all. One dude had a spelling error on his t-shirt. THat piece was straight hilarious.

Maybe that is what Mrs. Sehorn is bitching about.

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Who is she?? In what Law & order was she? Because I havent see her in my tv, I though that she was married to a baseball player (NFL MLB are all the same)

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An ode to the delusional:

She sucked a lot of dick
She fucked a lot of pigs
All this she did
To line up a few acting gigs
Then she got married
Cock-sucking days finished
Suddenly, to her surprise
The acting gigs diminished
Face the truth
Republiscum foe
Your behavior uncouth
Nothing but a ho
Your felatio may be tops
Your pussy may be tight
But unless you're putting out
There will be no acting gigs in sight
Appearing on Fox News
Will be the only place you're seen
Unless, sweet Angie
You get back to sucking celebrity peen
Buhbye to you
And your Republiscum friends too
You're washed up, you're finished
Republiscums, and now you

Lala11_7's picture

Here's the thing...

With Democrats you get social security and medicare...space exploration and civil rights...

With Republicans you get Watergate...Enron...and the Iran-Contra scandal...and trickle down economics that drown the richm dehydrate the middle class and kill the poor...

Anyone...and I do mean ANYONE see a DIFFERENCE HERE?!?

westward ho's picture

also on the list'o'republicans: ahnuld, sly stallone, and bruce willis.
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but, then again, what do i know?

Dj Tenn.'s picture

Uhm... its the economy stupid.. what about the last 8 yrs in America, why wasnt anyone hiring you then?

Its amazing like the movie "Crash" , LA... where NObody EVER touches you and you exsist in this steel and glass tower and only appear in public in another steel and glass confinement..

Go to middle America and look around, its NOT working dumb dumb..

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Falkor's picture

Its good vs. evil, un compromising statements like this that cause division and inspire the dissension that were responsible for 9-11, the bad economy and the U.S. weakening influence on the world stage.

Theres nothing constructive in this...only thinly vield hate and bitterness and I dont know why she thinks she needs to be applauded and accepted for that.

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tojo's picture

Who the fuck even knew or cared that she was Republican...until now...dumbass...

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Interviewer should've asked her what a republican is exactly and let her stick her foot in her mouth then, too. Did it ever occur to her that the reason she's not getting hired is because of her age? She's heading down the (Hollywood) hill toward 40 and the Lifetime channel for women.

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