Wednesday, April 1st 2009
You Need A Little Hoff In Your Coffee
Some of us are barely getting up, so the eye jizz is still crusty and our beds are beckoning us back to them. That shit's not an option, so why not cuddle in between The Hoff's succulent tittays instead. Titty fuck him with your entire body. Let his warm chichi fur envelope you as you moisturize your skin with the booze grease that oozes out of his nips.
You know, I'm not sure whose furry moobies are more luscious? The Hoff's or Simon Cowell's? There's only way one to settle this: titty contest!
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MK! You made me dry heave lmao that is so gross. hahaha
Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 10:48am.
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ITA! She's 16 or 17 and I don't think she looked anymore redic than say a Miley now a days or a Hillary Duff at that age. All teen girls think they're being edgy when they dress "funky." They just don't realize until they see pics a couple years later how tragic the get-ups usually were.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Stoney, you forgot the winner - ADAM!!! lol
I think Megan should go next, and then Scott. Kris is talented but boring, Lil is marginally talented but can't really "bring it," Matt Giraud is talented but boring (and wants to be a pop star while the judges insist they "know who he is" and want him to sing old blues standards or some shit), Anoop is nice and fun but not going to make it to the end, and Allison should be 2nd...but she won't be, because the final 2 will be Adam and Danny. I'm calling it now. I pray Danny wins, if only because I feel that at this point, actually winning the show is a bigger kiss of death than coming in 2nd or 3rd.
Stoney: you forgot Matt G. I don't think Anoop is going tonight but I agree he sucked ass last night. Freaking Caw Caw needs to go tonight, please God, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
DQ!
Holy crap! I didn't know anyone else watched that show!! Hot ass guys and dark humor. My favorite things!
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Cooler than the other side of the pillow.
Anoop was terrible. He needs to go after Megan. Then blind fucker. Then Giraud. Then Gokey. Then Kris Allen. Then Alison. And Lil wins it all! Who am I forgetting?
I know, she's freaking 16, leave her outfit alooone!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
Yeah, I agree. She was screaming a LITTLE near the end, but even her "screaming" is good compared to when most others scream. I dunno, it was weird. She is 17, and kinda funky like that, I didn't think it was RIDICULOUS or anything. I think it's ok when they comment on appearance, because image is a part of the business, but why wouldn't they also say she sang well? And why don't they criticize Kris for wearing jeans a t-shirt week after week? Or Megan for having ridiculous fucking hair? What about Anoop's ridiculous Michael Jackson blazer with the chain? I just hate all the double, triple, and quadruple standards.
I'd definitely choose David's titties over Simon's...
Kris Allen was jackable.
They really need to go back and listen to Gokey's performance. He was struggling big time. And who the fuck cares about goddamn fucking OUTFITS? Are you going to criticize fucking Aretha Franklin's performance because you don't like her dress? Gwen Stephani? Fucking Fall Out Boy? No. BECAUSE WHAT YOU WEAR IS NOT FUCKING IMPORTANT. It's a SINGING competition, Christ! Leave the poor kid's fucking dress out of it and comment on her goddamn performance!
allison wasn't bad but they kept showing her orthopedic kork-ease sandals.
and white/off-white before memorial day? i pictured the birds from cinderella putting on those strips of lace on the front of her dress. but other than that she looked fine. not as fine as kris though.
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 10:41am.
SHUT THE FUCK UP! I didn't know you were a "Supernatural" fan! We TIVO HK & watch it later.
"Supernatural" is the BEST show on TV! I swear, it's like looking in a mirror, girl!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
DQ,
LOL!!! Thursday nights at 9. Ah, that explains it. I’m watching Supernatural.
Jared and Jensen trump Gordon in my house!!
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Cooler than the other side of the pillow.
Yes, what was with the Studio 57 comment? I was praying she was referring to the studio they were filming in or something, and NOT Studio 54. Good God, if you're not that familiar with it, don't make the reference!!!
And yes, Allison was great. They were crazy! Ragging on her outfit...it wasn't THAT bad. Better the bowling shirts Danny Hokey usually wears. Siiick. He sucked, got rave reviews, she rocked and got criticized. Ok then, I see who the judges are pushing.
Well Seacrest did get a little dig in at Kara about that comment. I really liked Lil before the top 12. I think she has been consistently lackluster since then. I wonder if not being with her family is taking its toll on her?
I adore Allison, but she sucked last night. SHE was yelling. I think she let her nerves about playing get the better of her.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
HOORAY!!!!!! The British, potty-mouth Shar Pei is mine! ALL MINE!!!!!! MUAH HA HA HA HA!
Clarisse: It's at a weird day & time -- Thursdays at 9.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
I can't even fucking comprehend how Megan Joy and that blind fucker are even in the same fucking competition as Lil Rounds and Alison. And what the fuck? Alison was awesome! The judges need to clean the goddamn wax out of their ears. And could Kris Allen BE any hotter? I thought he was fantastic. Adam was a circus sideshow again. And Kara, honey? It's Studio 54, retard, not 57. Thanks.
oh and I forgot, I am following Solange, she tweets every thought that crosses her silly little basement baby mind, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
my take on gokey (as if anyone wants to know):
no matter what song he sings, his "fans" think it has some hidden meaning about the dead wife and that they are special cuz they "get it" and don't even get me started on scott.......so when is the idol thread coming?
DQ!?!?!
Is there a new season?? I completely missed it!
What kinda stalker am I???
*goes to break out the metal cilice*
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Cooler than the other side of the pillow.
I am over Little. She was screaming that Celine Dion shit last night.
headache times
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
Clarisse: (Since we're so wildly off topic but discussing reality shows) Are you watching HK? Thoughts?
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 10:23am.
I also though Gokey sucked. He was shouting and flat on every high note. Even he looked shocked when they said he was good.
*mumbles if you can't beat um join um*
She's one of us now.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
I also though Gokey sucked. He was shouting and flat on every high note. Even he looked shocked when they said he was good.
*mumbles if you can't beat um join um*
I love the Hoff and he doesn't look bad for 56!
xoxoxoxox
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Ricki & Snowy = Jellis H8rs!!!!!!!!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
OMG RICKI: WORD TO YOUR MOMMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ITA with everything you just said and I love it, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
Submitted by Mr. Peterson on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 10:10am.
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I had totally forgot about that...we did refer to him as 'the Widower' for awhile.
:S
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"There's a kid on a Pogo stick in front if my house. It's nearly midnight so let's assume he's been drinking. This should end well for him."
- excerpt from Christopher Walken's Twitter
I hope you are prepared to copy and paste your damn comments into the American Idol thread so the rest of the damn fans can comment on them, snowie. Damn.
LOL sorry Stoney but MK said "Simon Cowell's moobs" and we ran with it...
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
Ever heard that this one appeared on the hot hook-up club
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for wealthy singles to hook up for Love and Sexy dating?
Danny "Lesbian Robert Downey Jr." Gokey needs to go suck a fuck and die. I hate hate hate HATE him, his douche glasses, and his douchey lesbian grin that says "I know I'm good because everyone always cheers for me at church. DID YOU KNOW I'M A YOUTH PASTOR?!" Barf, puke, and hurl. HATE HIM and his schmaltzy, faux-sentimental, easy-listening K-Mart voice.
LOL I sowwy.
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 10:12am.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Stoney, you sweet talker, you!
(Ummmm, Snowy & Bradi started it.)
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Uh oh.
Sorry Stoney.
TWEET TWAT TWITTERTINI'S!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Can't you stupid fucks wait until the American Idol post? Fuck! You did this shit last time and by the time we got to the thread you had already said your fucking opinions and there was fucking silence, so fucking shut it!
LMAO @ Clarry! tweet tweet!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
Gooood Lord!! Are you all speaking English?
HolyMoly Tweetin Twitter Twats!?!?!?!
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Cooler than the other side of the pillow.
at first i thought you meant holymoly for gokey cuz of his church cult thing.
i need someone to let me to some practice twittering!! my friend does it and i don't want to act a fool.
never mind, I'm straight with it now...♥
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 10:02am.
Cword: why is Matt G holey Moley and not Gokey?
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Probably because I can't help staring at Matt's fore(andthat'sbeingkind)head whereas Danny's moles aren't as noticeable.
Matt should have worn a hat from day one.
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"There's a kid on a Pogo stick in front if my house. It's nearly midnight so let's assume he's been drinking. This should end well for him."
- excerpt from Christopher Walken's Twitter
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 9:52am.
Freaking Gokey (drama's new bf) with his Rascal Flats to appeal to the masses,
BWAHAHAHAHA! I'm sorry, the man moved me. I was surprised -- I thought I'd become immune to him, but I really loved him last night.
I think the judges do a real disservice to the contestants by not watching their performances. Even if they've seen it in rehearsal, it's a live performance. Millions of things can change. It's their freaking job. The least they can do is watch them for the 2.5 minutes they're performing.
& I do NOT like this new judges' entrance thing. This is why I stopped watching for a while. They should not be the focus of the show. The contestants should.
I haven't seen anyone announce Probst or Keoghan, & if they start, I'll quit those bitches too.
By the way, Snowy, did you notice that after Mom collapsed on Sun., she & Luke were not in the preview for this coming show?
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
snowpiece on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 10:03am
YES!!!! IMA FOLLOWING YOU!!!!!
DeeDee and EEG are on mah page.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
No Snowy, I missed it. The kid told me it was phenomenal tho!
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
omg now I am confused who is who, LOL
EEG what are your intials on there?
Dee Dee I gotcha.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
OK BRANDI is that you that just followed me? (PG)IS that really anderson cooper tweeting on your tweet?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
snowy,
I is following you. Fuck that is stalkerish.