Tuesday, March 31st 2009

Shocking: Lezzie Sex At An All-Girls School

Remember when Oprah's all-vagina school in Africa had some kind of sex scandal? Well, in case Oprah used her powers of telekinesis to zap that memory out of your head, let me refresh your glass. A few months after the school opened, the matron was fired after she sexually abused 15 girls. At the time Oprah cried hot tears and said it was the most devastating experience of her life. Well, another sex scandal has hit the school. This one involves students and not teachers.

The Afrikaans on Sunday newspaper (via UsWeekly) reports that seven students were suspended for doing lesbionic things with each other and also pressuring other girls to partake in a little finger-banging action.

A letter sent to the little lezzies' parents read: "You have been found guilty of physical contact of a sexual nature with another pupil on campus, harassment, bullying other girls on campus and of being dishonest by not telling investigators the whole truth."

Aside from the bullying other girls into feasting on the snatch buffet, isn't this kind of shit normal? I mean, if I even walk near an all-girls school, an Indigo Girls song plays in my head and I get a sudden craving to stick my finger in a roast beef sandwich covered in chunky gravy.

And just because they are doing lezzie shit, doesn't mean they are getting a Home Depot card anytime soon. They are just fucking horny!

Oprah should pack up her pet Gayle and head over to Africa now! They obviously need to teach a class on how to chow on the chocha without getting caught! After all, she is the master!

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Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 12:20pm.
Have I ever mentioned how much I fuckin LOATHE Oprah? She makes me cringe. I have never seen such a 'proud black woman' want to be white so badly. If this bitch doesn't cater to the white ladies then I don't know who does.
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She said as she was commenting on a story about Oprah's school that caters to BLACK GIRLS only. Do you dress yourself every day you fucking retard.

I went to an all girls ahemmmm...."christian high school." Some of the stuff that went on there would shock you to the core. There was same sex activity--often done to attract boys, drinking and drug use--as in any other high school.

I learned that many parents sent their "bad girls" to all girl "christian school," in hopes of straightening out their behavior. Trust me when I say....it did not work at all. They just taught us naive ones the ropes! LOL

Could any of this be "acting out" because they were abused by the school matron? You know how sometimes sexually abused kids start mimicking what happened to them.

Or is the sexual stuff secondary to the bullying stuff that went on?

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A bunch of hot and bothered teenaged girls ccped up together with no live testosterone to drool over. What a surprise.
Oprah must not know what goes on in junior high nowadays and thats co-ed. Step out of your bubble Oprah
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Oprah Oprah Oprah..she bores me.

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Lesbian sex at an all girls school? What a shock.

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"if I even walk near an all-girls school, an Indigo Girls song plays in my head and I get a sudden craving to stick my finger in a roast beef sandwich covered in chunky gravy."

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There is something shocking - lesbian sex at an all girls school! Wow, breaking new territory!

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Submitted by Master Blaster on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 2:18pm.
Submitted by sparkle586
I doubt she's going to lose any sleep or cash over what I think about her.
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And neither will I.

Enjoy the rest of your afternoon.

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You do the same. Btw, I borrowed the black is the new black thing. It started floating around when Obama won the election. Google, "black is the the new black" tshirts. There is a widely recognized concept behind what I was saying. I made it personal about Oprah, but there is an Obama effect.

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Submitted by sparkle586 on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 2:23pm.

Did I hit a nerve? bwahahahahahhahaha later
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Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 2:17pm.
Submitted by sparkle586 on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 2:12pm

Oh no no, i was just trying out the word racist. You can call someone it to extort their opinions or observations...its so easy to do.

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I read this blog every single day and you like to shit stir race issues, just like you did just now. You didnt even have anything to contribute to the discussion. Master Blaster was at least taking me to task for the comment that I made about Oprah. You launched your ass in and took one line of what I was saying about how I adapt to different environments and took it out of context to shit stir a race debate. Thats what you do. But I'm the asshole here because I should be big enough to not engage in trite bullshit with simple ass people like you.

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Submitted by sparkle586
I doubt she's going to lose any sleep or cash over what I think about her.
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Submitted by sparkle586 on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 2:12pm

Oh no no, i was just trying out the word racist. You can call someone it to extort their opinions or observations...its so easy to do.

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Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 2:07pm.
Submitted by sparkle586 on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 2:06pm.

you're racist

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Damn! Somebody should have told my white European husband that before he knocked me up with his white ass spawn!!! Guess I'm gonna have to hate these behbehs I'm carrying.

Submitted by Master Blaster on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 2:04pm.
Submitted by sparkle586
Awwww precious, hit a nerve?! Whoops!!
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Actually, you didn't. Not even remotely in the ballpark. I'm still waiting for that list though and a better argument. Clock's tickin', sweetie. Chop-chop
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Unlike you, I'm not an Oprah apologist. I dont have to explain my opinions to you. My opinion stands and doesnt have to be justified to you or anybody else. If you want to be a cheerleader for an overweight, insecure ass woman who has raging issues with just about everything about herself from her appearance (helloooo how much plastic surgery has she had since her sofia days to make herself look more white) to her sexual identity, then you go right ahead. Oprah is not my problem but I'm damn sure entitled to an opinion on her. Furthermore, I doubt she's going to lose any sleep or cash over what I think about her.

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Submitted by howcomebubblegum on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 1:27pm.

I don't get it either. Why does it matter if she change the way she talk? I don't talk to my friends the way I talk to the people at the office where I work. There is no need for me to be professional and sadity with them. They would think I have a stick up my ass. There is a time and a place for certain behavior/attitude, and it also depends on who you are talking to.

It's like white people are the only ones on the planet that can be intelligent, rich and successful. When some of my friends around here see a white boy with his pants to his knees, listening to rap and talking ghetto, the first thing that fly out their mouth is, 'Why is he trying to act black? Damn. Is that the only way you see our people? They have yet to give me a formal definition of what 'acting black' means. Ridiculous. I can't stand being around people that through race into every situation. It's annoying as hell.
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Submitted by sparkle586 on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 2:06pm.

you're racist

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Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 2:02pm.
Submitted by sparkle586 on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 1:59pm.
Submitted by Master Blaster on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 1:57pm.

Easy there master blaster, she went to an all white school which makes her 'waaaay over educated'.

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Of course your racist ass can be found in any debate that gives you the opportunity to try to talk shit about black folks. Shoo fly. I dont play with children.

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Submitted by sparkle586
Awwww precious, hit a nerve?! Whoops!!
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Actually, you didn't. Not even remotely in the ballpark. I'm still waiting for that list though and a better argument. Clock's tickin', sweetie. Chop-chop!

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Submitted by sparkle586 on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 1:59pm.
Submitted by Master Blaster on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 1:57pm.

Easy there master blaster, she went to an all white school which makes her 'waaaay over educated'.

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Submitted by Master Blaster on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 1:57pm.
Submitted by sparkle586
Oprah used to want to be white, but her love affair with the Obamas changed her mind. Thanks to Obama, Black is the new black.
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It's a little sad that you actually sat around and thought that bullshit out before you posted it. I want you list all the benefits that Oprah would gain if she were white. Also, I think there were plenty of proud black folks out there long before Obama came along. I don't usually flame people but you need a warm blanket and a steamin' hot cup of shut the fuck up.

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Submitted by sparkle586
Oprah used to want to be white, but her love affair with the Obamas changed her mind. Thanks to Obama, Black is the new black.
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It's a little sad that you actually sat around and thought that bullshit out before you posted it. I want you list all the benefits that Oprah would gain if she were white. Also, I think there were plenty of proud black folks out there long before Obama came along. I don't usually flame people but you need a warm blanket and a steamin' hot cup of shut the fuck up.

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I fail to see what the big deal is.

Also, LOL@ Whitey McWhiterson

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Having gone to an all girls' Catholic high school where it was not unusual for the Sappho Sisters to go at it in the bathroom, this shit happens. I feel for those girls that got kicked out having those letters made public because South Africa is has a huge problem with gangs of men going around raping women and girls suspected of lesbianism. The assholes call it "corrective rape" and several women have been murdered so maybe Oprah's team could have used a little more discretion regarding this situation.

Oprah used to want to be white, but her love affair with the Obamas changed her mind. Thanks to Obama, Black is the new black.

Stoney, I get where you're going but I dont think its her changing voice inflections, etc. that are indicative of what you're talking about. Actually I think that is kind of just a country thing. I'm black and from the South but waaaay over educated. I went to all white schools and I work in mostly white environments and I think its a natural thing to adapt to your surroundings. I speak "proper" when I'm in professional environments or when required but when I'm around my friends (white or black) then I can relax and talk like the Texas hick that I really am. Oh, and forget about when I'm talking to my country ghetto ass family. Its like I'm speaking a different language. My college suitemates used to pop popcorn and gather around for the show when I called home. :-)

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My mother canNOT pull it off. She is the original Whitey McWhiterson!

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Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 1:31pm.

thats what im talking about. im starting to think maybe its where water is stored. some evolutionary trait developed due to the scarcity of water, you know like a camels hump.
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HA! Thats horrible!

As for Oprah, she has to be able to appeal to the majority "white" population in America while maintaining her "black" essence as to not to appear to have sold out to the black community. Its a tough thing to do that is unique to the black woman's perspective and is the only way that a black woman can gain the adoration and success that Oprah has....

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LOL at Stoney's story.

Only a few people can pull that off. I don't even TRY because I'm Whitey McWhiterson and it would be completely artificial if I did. Most people can smell a phony a mile off, anyways.

When Oprah does it in a professional capacity, on camera, it seems manipulative and phony. I'm not sure WHICH is the real Oprah, and she's always going on about being your "authentic self".

KD's picture

Next year the story is going to be that half of them are pregnant with the janitors babies.

Stoney's picture

My mom does it too. I visited her where she worked one day and was SHOCKED when she snapped her fingers and said "girrrrll, you know it" to the little black girl she worked with. I was so mortified I had to turn around and walk away.

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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 1:30pm.
I guess I could muster up my acting skills and act like I care and am SHOCKED.
It would look much like a Skeletina performance however. Flat, no range and some kinda shouting.

*in angelina voice* "I WANT MYYYY HYMEN BACK"

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Submitted by Falkor on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 1:25pm.
Why do all these girls have really big foreheads and hairlines that start at the top of their heads??

thats what im talking about. im starting to think maybe its where water is stored. some evolutionary trait developed due to the scarcity of water, you know like a camels hump.

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I guess I could muster up my acting skills and act like I care and am SHOCKED.
It would look much like a Skeletina performance however. Flat, no range and some kinda shouting.

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"Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 1:04pm.
Fine, *I* will explain how Oprah turns her "blackness" and "whiteness" on and off.

*steps out in front of the firing squad*

For example, if she does a show about a great historical black figure, all she can talk about it how hard it was growing up black, the black experience, black family this, black family that, her African roots and shit...she even SPEAKS differently. She'll have Tyra Banks on or be talking about The Color Purple and she'll start speaking with urban inflections and saying girlfriend a lot. She'll even wear her HAIR differently or wear some African-inspired clothing. Then the next day, she turns all that shit off and puts back on her sweater set to do a show about Martha fucking Stewart or capri pants or some shit. It's pretty fucking obvious how she turns "blackness" and "whiteness" off and on depending on the show. The End."

I still don't get it. Call me stupid but I still don't get it.

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Why do all these girls have really big foreheads and hairlines that start at the top of their heads??

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howcomebubblegum: Well, Stoney pretty much summed it up.

Some people act the same, no matter who they are talking to. My MIL talks to my children the same way she would talk to her boss or her mechanic. But, for example, some people in my building have a different voice when they're talking to me and another when they're talking to our Dominican doorman.

I'm just saying that if you have a solid identity, it doesn't change according to your audience.

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OneLiner, sorry- I disagree.

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Is it required that you have a Ten-Head to attend this school?!?! look at these lil bitches!

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 1:13pm.

OneLiner, what? what is fishy about it? Sexual abuse happens everywhere....Oprah has nothing to do with it. You think she built a school, for the purpose of girls being sexually abused? sorry, but that comment was dumb and senseless.
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Hey, don't discard all the possibilities, Most people with money and power tend to be evil, i'm not saying Oprah had anything to do with this but just think about it.........

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I think the only thing that majorly matters here is that they were pressuring other kids.

I don't even see why this necessarily makes them lesbians. Some of them might just be sexually curious.

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They only learned from the best...Oprah and Gayle

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OneLiner, what? what is fishy about it? Sexual abuse happens everywhere....Oprah has nothing to do with it. You think she built a school, for the purpose of girls being sexually abused? sorry, but that comment was dumb and senseless.

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Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 1:04pm.

i agree. just watch out for gapingbutthole calling you racist

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"...If I even walk near an all-girls school....I get a sudden craving to stick my finger in a roast beef sandwich covered in chunky gravy"

ew

Most of my gf's that went to all-girls boarding school, had their first sexual experience with other girls. Noe some are bi some are lezzies, only one is straight.

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Africa has a lot of countries with a lot of taboos, so I'm not impressed by their reaction in this situation. I read a while ago that some teenagers do engage in same-sex relationships out of curiosity or exploration so it's somewhat normal. Besides, those teenage girls will end up pregnant pretty soon as do most of the girls around their poverty and ignorance-stricken countries, so at least they will not become pregnant by another girl.

But well, I just hope the parents don't overreact and punish those girls badly. Let this be a lesson to the rest of the girls, they should have been more careful and have sex in a more private place. haha!.

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So Oprah was sexually abused when she was a child and now there's sexual abuse and lesbian activity at a school that she build????? this is weird......what was the real purpose of this school?????? Fishy.......

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At least no one is getting pregnant.

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I also went to a boarding school but it was co-ed. Some of the dorms were co-ed but most were either male or female. In the girls dorms there was some fuckery, but no one forced anyone else to do anything. There were NO secrets at that school. Most everyone had a bong in their room. The guys (even the 15yos) always had a cold beer for after class. Cheerleaders were the ones doing lines. Lots of good times and sex everywhere. The only thing that freaked everyone out was that one of our friends had been charged with rape "back home."

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I don't think anyone should be starting schools in different parts of the world if they aren't willing to stay there. Seriously, she just wants all the credit and to have to do none of the work. If she really wants to "make a difference" she needs to get her hands dirty for once.

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Fine, *I* will explain how Oprah turns her "blackness" and "whiteness" on and off.

*steps out in front of the firing squad*

For example, if she does a show about a great historical black figure, all she can talk about it how hard it was growing up black, the black experience, black family this, black family that, her African roots and shit...she even SPEAKS differently. She'll have Tyra Banks on or be talking about The Color Purple and she'll start speaking with urban inflections and saying girlfriend a lot. She'll even wear her HAIR differently or wear some African-inspired clothing. Then the next day, she turns all that shit off and puts back on her sweater set to do a show about Martha fucking Stewart or capri pants or some shit. It's pretty fucking obvious how she turns "blackness" and "whiteness" off and on depending on the show. The End.