Tuesday, March 31st 2009
Morning Wood
Who is wearing some torn pink granny panites? Hint: It's not Tommy Girl (not this time anyway) - ICYDK
Ben & Matt will be together forever - Celebitchy
Someone you probably don't care about is leaving a show you most likely don't watch - I'm Not Obsessed
Ozzy Osbourne looks more alive than Ceiling Eyes - Popbytes
Kendra Wilkinson: Still a ho - Popeater
Pamela Anderson to design a clothing line for beach whores who make money from giving hand jobs under the pier - Holy Moly!
Fugly mother and fuglier daughter are still not talking - Socialite Life
Russell Crowe is still an ass - Scandalist
The Real World is the giant cockroach of TV - SOW
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I wear underwear like that to sleep in when I'm on my period. I never wear them out, though, and I have a 4 y/o and a 10 mo. old AND I'm broke as a joke. And to you hoarz who say you're nasty if you're that "messy", you should thank the good Lord above that you have such a light flow you never get "messy". My MIL told me she would only bleed lightly for 3 days while I bleed pretty heavily for 7. Everyone is different.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.
Those are period panties. If you know it's going to be a heavy day, you wear something you can throw out later. This the honesty part and you might want to stop reading right here: Jen's probably wearing a tampon and a big ol' maxi pad, hence the grannies. It's hell. I've always hated having a period, sleeping on a towel at night, finding out I've ruined a piece of clothing. Actually, I'm sure no one loves it. Just have to do the best til it's over.
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ahh so what ripped undies! *pfft*
Jen's ripped undies - isn't it kind of normal to get slobby when you have small children?
Ben and Matt - christ almighty, Matt Damon is fugly. I just don't get it when whores say they think he's hot. blech
Pam Anderson's clothing line - heh! heh!
And its it just me, or have the advertisements on the Net gone OUT OF CONTROL? Next thing you know, they'll be in 3-D.
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I should be thrown into the loony bin for posting this shit. And we can share a padded room, because you're reading it! -MK
There's no excuse when you make 3 million dollars for a crappy movie that you are wearing ripped underwear.
you all are so harsh, maybe they JUST ripped, LOL ?
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There is no freakin excuse to wear panties that are about to disintergrate! She has always struck me as the type who didnt care about her appearance, but this seems disgusting to me. Being broke ass & not being able to afford new panties is one thing, but to be that rich & not replace them is just laziness. Really now, does dropping off Violet at school & picking her up (all they seem to do) take that much time out of her day? If she was desperate enough to wear those then either she is seriously behind in the laundry or all of her underwear is beat looking.
didn't MK coin the name celing eyes?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 10:47am.
HA! I don't blame you for doing sexy times after you see the movie. I've jerked it to that movie a few times myself. XD
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Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 10:45am.
Oh man, remember back in 2000? When Russell Crowe was a sexyassbeast? Those were the days.
God, Gladiator is my idea of porn.
my hubby encourged me to watch it, cause then, he got FUCKED.
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
Jen Garner strikes me as the kind of woman whose ENTIRE exisistence & happiness is wrapped up in being a mother, (not that thats a bad thing necessarily) but forgets that she's a wife & a woman also. Not knocking good mothers who are involved in their childrens lives by any means, but you gotta have a life of your own also....no?? I could be completely off base but thats the vibe I get from her & so no, I'm not surprised she's wearing ripped granny panties.
She looks more beat than Katie no wonder her marriage is in trouble.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Oh man, remember back in 2000? When Russell Crowe was a sexyassbeast? Those were the days.
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For all you Alan Rickman lovers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoqgZ595PHk
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 10:38am.
devilgirl, I have one that I am trying to sell- it is now behind my couch, laying on the floor....lol
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I am sure you got yours when it was somewhat novel to have them. And see, yours is where it should be, hidden behind a couch!
I guess if need be, you could used it as a really sturdy shower curtain rod.
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 10:26am.
I have a ratty old pair of bloomers that I save for wash day. As a matter of fact, I'm wearing them right now. *flicks stretched out elastic*
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*hitching up floral XL Hanes highriders* hehehehee
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nothing wrong with granny panties but once they are ripped like that, time to get new ones lady
devilgirl, I have one that I am trying to sell- it is now behind my couch, laying on the floor....lol
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All the money in the world won't buy you peace of mind
You can have it all but you still won't be satisfied
-Annie Lennox "Money Can't Buy It"
Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 10:03am.
For some reason Jennifer Garner in ripped granny panties makes sense.
Haha, I know! Nasty boring bitch!
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I will watch ANYTHING the Osbournes want to produce. Love you guys!
kinda disgusting...considering she's a celebrity and can afford whatever she wants.
even i, and i am as broke as they come, don't have ripped underwear!
Too bad Kendra is about 4 years behind on the Stripper pole novelty.
I am so sick of stupid fucking stripper poles and the idiots who have them!
I said this a few weeks ago, the only place that needs a stripper pole is a STRIP CLUB.
Submitted by KD on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 10:26am.
I get the cotton real Victoria Secret panties for that much. Maybe even 3.50.
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That's what I'm talking about, seriously, there is no reason for "period panties" unless you're just disgusting.
But as far as Jen goes, she prolly ripped them when she put them on and thought "ahh fuck it" and left them. People need to quit shoving cameras in ass cracks.
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vs should send a gift basket to jen garner. spice it up a little bit for ben's sake.
what? not even candy spelling is recession proof? having to hock a book as well as selling her mansion - times must be tuff all over.
It could be worse. This weekend I saw my boyfriends skanky aunt wear a pink sweatsuit and I could totally see that she was wearing a dark colored thong underneath.
I have a ratty old pair of bloomers that I save for wash day. As a matter of fact, I'm wearing them right now. *flicks stretched out elastic*
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You know the ho was chompin on his chamois.
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Submitted by FilthyBitch on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 10:18am.
Not to mention you can get Victorias Secret knock offs for like 4 dollars.
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I get the cotton real Victoria Secret panties for that much. Maybe even 3.50.
I thought she was pregnant. If that is the case then they would be pregnancy panties.
Granny pants get a bad rap. I don't know why.
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I have better underwear in my rag bag (no comments please. Cloth rag bag, not what is going through your disturbed minds)
Maybe they are her lucky knickers or her favorite pair? Meh, I don't really care. I haven't bought new underwear in a while either.
Man, Violet is getting TALL. How old is she?
Holy fucking shit - I thought I had seen everything. Then I saw Ozzy dressed as and pretending to be Audrina from the Hills. I actually love him more now.
On a side note, this shit about "period panties" is bullshit. If you are so sloppy you have to wear rags around during the day because you're going to make a mess, that's just disgusting. And like someone with millions of dollars is going to worry about getting a stain on a pair of 30 dollars panties in the first place is ridiculous. Not to mention you can get Victorias Secret knock offs for like 4 dollars.
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Since Jennifer Garner is from West Virginia, I am surprised that
1) she even has ON panties
2) there's only one rip
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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okay so maybe she should invest in some new panties but i'd look at this any day over pam anderson or any of the celebs that have kids and hand them over so nannys can raise them!
ah, who doesn't have "period panties"?
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All the money in the world won't buy you peace of mind
You can have it all but you still won't be satisfied
-Annie Lennox "Money Can't Buy It"
Who knew that even if you make millions of dollars you still keep granny panties for "that time". huh.
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Cooler than the other side of the pillow.
I wouldn't be caught dead wearing some ripped panties like that, I understand she has 2 kids to take care of but K'mon....,.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Stars! They're just like us! Unintentional holey crotchless panties!
For some reason Jennifer Garner in ripped granny panties makes sense.
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It 's where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy :)
Poor Kendra...desperate to make money, eh
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Ahhh...nice to see that Jennifer Garner is such a "real" gal--no whale tail! I love her more now. :D
...and thank you, my main man Viggo, for sticking it to him!
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
It's a shame that all of that acting talent is wasted on such a tool as Russel Crowe. He really needs to develop his people skills.
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