Hose It Down!
Whenever Kellie Pickler sees a make-up table, she should run the other way, because the two do not get along. Every time she sits down in front of one, it doesn't end well. This is proof. At the "Dressed to Kilt" fashion show in NYC yesterday, Kellie looked like something out of The Real Housewives of Chernobyl. The shit she's done to her face paired with all that make-up caca is not doing her any favors. Bitch looks like Phyllis Diller on a bad day.
And that hair. THAT HAIR! It looks like she was already stressed out while getting butt fucked without lube (trust me, that's stressful), when her big toe accidentally hit the electrical socket creating this wreck. Put down the brush and just say no to teasing. Unless you're a child beauty queen, and then TEASE away!
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She looks like Gozer from Ghostbusters.
http://www.filmdope.com/Gallery/ActorsJ/8989-7175.gif
I honestly thought that was Amy Sedaris as Jeri Blank.
Oh come on, Phyllis Diller had this look years ago
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_rKtapyg-dvs/SYPCTv1xLII/AAAAAAAACDA/0tqgLSRu6g...
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
What in Botox hell has she done to her face? I'm not trying to slam her, because I honestly feel bad for her, considering her screwed up childhood. I cannot fathom why a woman in her early 20's would get Botox or plastic surgery or whatever the hell she has done. No one that young even needs it yet.
This idiot is still around?
Having been slammed in the back of the head with a sledgehammer Miss Pickles manages one last smile as she looks upon the face of god.
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She and Kate with the 8 kids must have the same hair stylist.
Submitted by Toonkinstein on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 12:15pm.
ROFLMAO! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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She's a cute girl, but she needs to fire her hair and makeup artists. This is not the first time they messed her shit up. Remember the matte finish foundation from hell with flour/powder marks on her nose last time? And now THIS hair? I don't think so...
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I can't believe she's like 22 and she looks like a 45 year old Long Island house wife with a ton of plastic surgery that fell into a MAC counter at the local mall.
"Eagles may soar, but weasels are never sucked into jet engines"
She goes out of her way to look like an ass.
Dilller? real Housewife's? noway, that right there an homage to Ms. Tammy Wynette. Brother Boy couldn't have done it better...she is fierce and she is headin' off to mu mu land...KLF, uhhuh, uhhuh
FUCK HER!!! SHE ROBBED ME OF MY EINSTEIN HAIR!!!! DAMN YOU KELLY PICKLER!! YOU THIEF!!!
I dont hate her, I kind of feel sorry for her. I think she could actually be cute & kind of pretty if she knew what to do. She is too stupid to even know she looks ridiculous. She is so young & continually ages herself at least 10 years with the porn make up & tacky hair. She does it all the time too. She will be wearing an age appropriate dress then she will inevitably fuck up the entire look from the neck up. She is trying way too hard. Plus, didnt she get plastic surgery on her face or something? She looks a tad bit different.
WTF
yes, and Luda has pet her dog. (he he)
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WATCH THIS:
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She is a brain dead white trash idiot!
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Hehe, Killie Peckler!
kellie Pickler & Sean Connery together in the same picture? I think the universe just exploded on itself.
And Kellie, it's called a comb & conditioner. They have them at Wal-Mart, look into them.
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Why in bronzer on the nutsack hell is she naked, but he's fully clothed? Take all them panties off, Zac!
She looks like Tammy Wynette on acid.
She looks hideous!Like a young version of Joan Van Ark!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Porqueeeeee??!? Sean Connery, is that you?? Say it aint so!!
Submitted by UKer on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 10:34am.
Thats really nice to hear that there are some celebrities who are actually polite and kind to their fans. It's rare anymore.
Submitted by ricki lake on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 10:18am.
Lol, siiiick! That dress is HIDEOUS! I can't believe you guys like it. Plus, she is corseted within an inch of her life. Everyone knows she is a fat ho.
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I kind of like the dress. I thought that she lost a lot of weight and got a boob job right after she was on Idol. I didn't watch that season so I don't remember. Seriously, though, I think she looks just like Sharron Osbourne.
don't hate me, but I kinda like it. Her hair needs to be a teensy bit shorter for it to look acceptable for public, maybe not quite so spiked up on the top, but other than that, its not so bad!
Also, the makeup is a smokey eye with purple eyeshadow and her lips are neutral, thats totally within the realms of makeup rules.
That poor creature, she looks shit, and that she actually put effort into looking like that makes it all the sadder.
Have you seen her WITHOUT make-up? And dumbass is only 22-23...
http://allieiswired.com/archives/2008/12/celebrities-without-makeup-kell...
Lol, siiiick! That dress is HIDEOUS! I can't believe you guys like it. Plus, she is corseted within an inch of her life. Everyone knows she is a fat ho.
Where is the pics of Marcus Schenkenberg? Help a brother out!
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 9:58am.
You know, it almost looks like she got furiously humped in the back of the head by a dog and she has no clue what happened.
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ROFLMFAO!
what the fuck is that hair? she is so stupid.
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Damn, the Fugly Train ran all over this bitch!
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 9:58am.
You know, it almost looks like she got furiously humped in the back of the head by a dog and she has no clue what happened.
LMAO!!! Thanks for the visual that will now be in my head for the duration this picture is up.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
You know, it almost looks like she got furiously humped in the back of the head by a dog and she has no clue what happened.
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 9:52am.
Hahaha!! Jeshus, Farrah, that wash shmokin'!
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Happy Birthday, in your kingdom by the sea..
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 9:50am.
Farrah: I remember now, it's the drogas, blame it on that! LOL ♥♥♥
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DROGAS!! lol! i'm soo gonna remind him of that tonight!
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Happy Birthday, in your kingdom by the sea..
I like her hairstyle. It's probably an age thingie....
The dress is pretty hot but the rest of her is gross.
Her face is average and her blow-up boobs do not make her any more attractive. Worst of all, she is about as smart as Jessica Simpson.
Submitted by Farrah on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 9:48am.
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Hahaha!! Jeshus, Farrah, that wash shmokin'!
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You know the ho was chompin on his chamois.
(Courtesy of coiled-n-hissing)
reminds me of kate gosselin's do.
Farrah: I remember now, it's the drogas, blame it on that! LOL ♥♥♥
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
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Is that Sean Connery?? Holy smokepoles!
"You're sittin' on a goldmine, Trebek!"
I have no opinion of this ho, but her dress is nice.
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She's a cute girl, she's just trying way too hard or getting some bad advice.
Oh, ummm....at first I thought this was just a casual photo she took of herself goofing around or something. Then I realized she's in a floor-length gown at an event. What the fucking fuck? I thought that even this retarded bitch, with the 'tarantulars' in her eyes, was classier than this fuckery. Hot damn, I've seen better styles come out of Joseph's College of Beauty.
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 9:41am.
He probably says, "Kelly Pick-elsh". SWOON!
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Kelly Picklasssh, or whatever your name is, bitch, i want to see whassh under your dresssh..and then i'll sshlap you!
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Happy Birthday, in your kingdom by the sea..
That dress is fab, she could teach some of the A list ladies a thing or two.
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
We all know that NOTHING accentuates your elegant evening gown attire like some tattoos. Yeah...timeless, ageless, class and elegance is what that tat's sayin' to me right now.
And yes, I know I'm gonna take flack for that, but it's JMHO!
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
her forced weird tooth-less smile is hideous
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 9:41am.
It's fun to say anything in his voice, but esply "sh" sounds or slurs.