The MPAA Hates Gay Sex
The skanks at the MPAA are so fucking dumb. I swear. In a movie, If a bitch chopped off another bitch's head and then fucked it in the neck stump, that would be okay with the MPAA as long as the scene was between a female and a male. But if two dudes have harmless ass sex in a movie, that shit gets stamped with a big fat NC-17. The Wrap says the MPAA has done just that to Sacha Baron Cohen's Bruno.
Those prune people at the MPAA have issues with a few scenes. In one scene, Bruno and another dude show their love for another by engaging in a little peen-to-no-no action. In another scene, Bruno goes on a little hunting trip and surprises another hunter by getting totally nekkid.
A head whore at Universal, the studio releasing the movie, said they will not put that shit out if it gets an NC-17 rating. Sacha is appealing the decision, but is also finding ways to cut scenes thus killing all the booty-hole-fucking fun.
The members of the MPAA need to do themselves in the ass with (NSFW: DON'T CLICK ON THIS) the biggest dildo ever (DON'T), because they are so damn uptight. I mean, Nicole Kidman's frozen face is more horrific and disturbing than some ass sex and Australia didn't get an NC-17.
If you ask me, if a movie doesn't have hot gay sex in it, it should get an automatic NC (needs cock) rating.
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Don't think much of Cohens' act...but MPAA is a tad backwards on ratings.Just another reason why I have'nt set foot in a movie theater in years.
BTW-I clicked...but clicked away as she was about to get stuffed.What did I miss?
holy fuck mk!!! that giant dildo video is horrible! and also very entertaining. you know that bitch was in some serious pain. there is no way that would feel good...my fav part was the wierd old bald guys face while she was putting that tata nano up her who ha.
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One thing I would like to do first is down about 5 shots in margaritas.
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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 10:02pm.
Am I the only person with enough will power NOT to click that link?
You could click it...I know you want to...and how would we know if you did anyways?
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Am I the only person with enough will power NOT to click that link?
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Yes, babe, I know. They'll make Saw I through V (or VIII or whatever), but they refuse to show the intimate moments btw 2 consenting males for all us hags out here. Bastids. And ppl wonder why we have such good imaginations.
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I cannot fucking wait for the Bruno movie, HOT HOT SHIT!
Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 9:21pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 9:08pm.
Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 9:00pm.
*whispeers* i like it when girls dont wear underpants
ssssssshhhhhhhhhhh - I don't want that fucking Loonesta going into a jealous rage and hunting my arse down.
I'ma gonna edit my posts.
That reminds me of when I was a nanny. Not the link! but the idea that killing and bombing and death is okay but sex was a no no for their teens to see. I pointed out to the parents that everyone eventually has sex....well most everyone but most everyone grows up to never murder someone.
that video gave me a big case of the sads.
the whole time i was going "no! no! don't do that! NO!!!" and a little vindaloo almost came back up.
also, agree. nicole kidmans face < harmless buttsex
be cool about fire safety
never saw the first borat movie...and i hate myself for clicking on the link....
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nice ass...when does it open?
Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 9:08pm.
Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 9:00pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 8:54pm.
should of known. she is soooo pretty, swooon
===Yep. She's prettier than Gwynnie Paltrow that one. Apparently, men become so instantly infatuated with her that they follow her around the supermarket. Maybe she should consider wearing underpants perhaps?
*whispeers* i like it when girls dont wear underpants
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"You know, and we know, and you know that we know that it's nonsense"-Daniel Hannan
WHY, OH WHY, did I click on that link. I should have knowned better....btw kinda reminded me of the guy with the horse video which I'm still tramatized over...God I love you MK you sick SOB...
So this rating system is basically all about sales. Appealing to a broader audience makes more sense on a business level but artistic expression suffers.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 8:54pm.
should of known. she is soooo pretty, swooon
===Yep. She's prettier than Gwynnie Paltrow that one. Apparently, men become so instantly infatuated with her that they follow her around the supermarket. Maybe she should consider wearing underpants perhaps?
WOW! That video got me so hot I had to take a shower with my corn on the cob vibrator!
If you are interested in the MPAA and their biases, check out this documentary:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0493459/
It's called "This Film is Not Yet Rated", and exposes the strange rules of the mpaa, as well as their biased members. I wrote a paper on it a couple of years ago for school, and it was very interesting!
MK, this shit can't be real. It cannot. This has to be some CGI ish. Not even Paris can put that much away!
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 8:54pm.
should of known. she is soooo pretty, swooon
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"You know, and we know, and you know that we know that it's nonsense"-Daniel Hannan
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 6:59pm.
who's gorgeousness??????
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That's FUPE! But movies Like SAW are no problem....
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Bruno seems like such a dated character.
thats why you do what Rob Schneider did with his movie Big Stan.. you make it how YOU want and then go straight to DVD with it- after realeasing it in other countries...
going on Howard Stern helps out with the promotion of it too... cant WAIT to see it!!
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I've never been sorrier for clicking a link.
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Skanky whores always think that looking sexy means looking like you're getting double-penetrated. -Michael K
I don't know if Bruno is going to be funny or not, I think his funniest character was Ali G.
Not that I can stand Cohen/Borat any more than I can a hood-rat, but everyone should watch the indie movie, "This movie is not yet rated." An eye opener on how movies are rated in America, and I'm sure the impetus for this latest Cohen fuckery.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 6:59pm.
who's gorgeousness??????
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"You know, and we know, and you know that we know that it's nonsense"-Daniel Hannan
I didn't look at the link because I was on xtube earlier in the day and I have fulfilled my vomit-inducing image quota for the day.
Submitted by Poopele on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 7:19pm.
fags are gross
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Is it him and the fat guy from borat? If so we know who's the top and who's the bottom cause the fat guy couldn't even find his thingy...
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Submitted by Farrah on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 8:03pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 7:49pm.
It's like when you're little and your parents tell you not to touch something because it's hot. You do it anyway and then go "ow!". Same thing, non?
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of course! i still can remember those "don't touch daddy's new car's keys"... good times.
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My babysitter once told me not to drink the cocoa because she hasn't put sweetener in it yet. Did I listen? Nooooooooooooooooooo! I cried because it was so bitter. If they had had this expression then, she would have said, *golf clap*. Whenever MK says not to look at something, I try to be good but I just can't help myself!
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 7:49pm.
It's like when you're little and your parents tell you not to touch something because it's hot. You do it anyway and then go "ow!". Same thing, non?
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of course! i still can remember those "don't touch daddy's new car's keys"... good times.
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Submitted by Farrah on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 7:34pm.
of course you did. It takes Mk to tell us "don't do it" for us to have a terrible impulse to go ahead and click our hearts away... I clicked.
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It's like when you're little and your parents tell you not to touch something because it's hot. You do it anyway and then go "ow!". Same thing, non? Hee.
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I hate Borat it sucked cock, balls, and ass.
Nicole Kidman's face is so frightening, it makes my eyes hurt.
I always thought Borat was the least funny of the characters on "Da Ali G Show." I bet Bruno is funny.
Oh and nicole kidmans face is all sorts of horrific in australia, watched it last weekend and during the scene where they are taking the little boy to the island she is screaming yet her face shows nothing, so instead of getting into the how sad it was they were taking the boy all I could think was "What the fuckity fucks did she do to her face"
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 7:18pm.
Like sands through the hourglass, I CLICKED THE LINK!
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of course you did. It takes Mk to tell us "don't do it" for us to have a terrible impulse to go ahead and click our hearts away... I clicked.
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Submitted by anonymouscrazyc... on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 7:28pm.
I'm so glad I didn't click.
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Submitted by nonny on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 7:18pm.
That dildo ain't as big as a baby's head...so theoretically it could go in. But didn't.
I think with a lot of screaming, pain and drugs...it might work.
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I clicked! How is that even possible? a normal dick would never cut it after that....
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
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Submitted by Poopele on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 7:19pm.
1) take your fucking spam elsewhere, what about Drunken Stepfather? that's a guy that's soooooo hetero (yeah, right) that you may feel a lot more comfortable spamming there.
2) I don't know if you've ever noticed, but MK is *whispering* teh ghay. And we love him, so take your wannabe homophobic ass somewhere else or come out of the closet, asshole.
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Submitted by Poopele on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 7:19pm.
fags are gross
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So are you. Move on.
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