The MPAA Hates Gay Sex
The skanks at the MPAA are so fucking dumb. I swear. In a movie, If a bitch chopped off another bitch's head and then fucked it in the neck stump, that would be okay with the MPAA as long as the scene was between a female and a male. But if two dudes have harmless ass sex in a movie, that shit gets stamped with a big fat NC-17. The Wrap says the MPAA has done just that to Sacha Baron Cohen's Bruno.
Those prune people at the MPAA have issues with a few scenes. In one scene, Bruno and another dude show their love for another by engaging in a little peen-to-no-no action. In another scene, Bruno goes on a little hunting trip and surprises another hunter by getting totally nekkid.
A head whore at Universal, the studio releasing the movie, said they will not put that shit out if it gets an NC-17 rating. Sacha is appealing the decision, but is also finding ways to cut scenes thus killing all the booty-hole-fucking fun.
The members of the MPAA need to do themselves in the ass with (NSFW: DON'T CLICK ON THIS) the biggest dildo ever (DON'T), because they are so damn uptight. I mean, Nicole Kidman's frozen face is more horrific and disturbing than some ass sex and Australia didn't get an NC-17.
If you ask me, if a movie doesn't have hot gay sex in it, it should get an automatic NC (needs cock) rating.
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NO WAY that's real. That creepy fat faced tomato head guy is going to haunt my dreams tonight.
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Submitted by chefcammi: "that dildo clip is NOTHING compared to what vinam and chim do on XTUBE...."
How sick is it that I know who and what you're talking about?
I'll give you one better: RoxinaRubber. Makes my blood run cold.
ok seriously, there is no way that feels good! wow... I need to listen next time you say dont click on this...
I need to learn to not click on shit you tell me not to click on... my eyes hurt (among other things).
Yes, show all the guns in the world and freak out over a little peen action, that makes sense. Sexually repressed people are some of the meanest folks you'll never want to meet. If you don't believe me, ask The Taliban, the witch burning Puritans, or the child molesting priests.
"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires."
- Susan B. Anthony
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Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 7:16am.
And for the record, I love horror and blood and guts but prefer the suspense, where there really isn't any these days. Any recommendations?
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I haven't seen a good horror movie in yonks. I remember being scared as hell by the Shining as a kid and the first Friday the 13th. I wish I could be scared like that again. Now it's more like being scared about global warming and the economy. Not fun scared.
Was that Denise Richards?
Zappy, watch old movies
Zappy, watch old movies
that dildo clip is NOTHING compared to what vinam and chim do on XTUBE....
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Of course I had to click the link--what next, someone getting on top of the Washington Monument for pleasure?
I, for one, don't see what the fucking outrage is about a NC-17...? It's not like kids aren't going to see it anyway...! Ass backward thinking.
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Not to be an old farthead but sex and violence are so blatant today that it gets in the way of every plot ever. If they don't show gratuitous sex or violence, 'taint nobody gonna watch it. Whatever happened to plot and innuendo and suspense without all the gore and sex? Why is it okay to show women getting it on but not men? Why have to show it at all. No one has any imagination anymore if they feel they have to get your attention by in your face methods. That is no method at all, it's just in your face.
With that being said, it seems to be okay to show women having sex or at least suggestive behavior on screen but not men?
And for the record, I love horror and blood and guts but prefer the suspense, where there really isn't any these days. Any recommendations?
Shit, movies need more realistic sex scenes,,and i dont mean porn, but scenes that acknowledge that slow motion carressing isnt exactly accurate,, i want to see a scene where they acknowledge the mess sex makes..wheres the bitch with the wetnap?
OMG! That video! WTF?
What can beat that? A fire hydrant?
I never understood the issues with sex in movies over horrific violence. The Hostel and Saw movies had freaking limbs taken off, decapitation,,shit that one asian bitch gets a blowtorch to the eye,, but a little hard peen or open vag is absolutely not acceptable. Meanwhile most the lawmakers are little kinky fucks with drug problems
Oh yes MK, by all means this is exactly what our culture needs is more smut in the face. I mean lets get the youngsters into this movie too so they can feed on the causual, superficial, in the moment, no self love, no consequence fuckery the good ol' USA stands for now a days. *eye roll*
Submitted by foosrock on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 5:42am.
That's very narrow-minded of them. Nevermind, here in Europe we lap it up without censoring the heck out of it!
YOURE GOING FIND A LOT OF HEAVY CENSORSHIP IN THE US. WE ARE MOSTLY STILL A PURITAN COUNTRY. WHICH IS REALLY IRONIC BECAUSE YOU HAVE ALL THE NEGROES AND WHATNOT AND WHITE TRASH SMOKING CRACK AND SHOOTING THEIR FUCKING GUNS UP IN THE AIR. BUT THE VAST MAJORITY CANT STAND THAT ACTIVITY AND ARE PRETTY PEACEFUL.
That's very narrow-minded of them. Nevermind, here in Europe we lap it up without censoring the heck out of it!
hi michael!
plsss dont let "PETA kills animals" get ads in your site.. im NOT a peta fan (their rad shick is long gone) but this hate-site is obviously a cover up. it's funded by a shady organization defending "the american right to consume" (as if that one needs ANY defense) and u can b sure its backed by cosmetics and other corps, doing a good job- but not too good- in hiding their greedy interest. it's not OK to publish an ad like that. it's decieving and wrong. these guys couldnt care less about animals, they kill them by the millions. these guys need to keep the meet industry and the milk industry going, no matter how unhealthy and distorted it is. plssss! i know u have a haert under yout tight cinic fassade
Oops!,lastly though I like the MPAA's symbol that pops up at the end of every creditcrawl,I just cannot fathom Y showing some perfectly innocent
ass fucking is such a taboo still.It seems fine &
tasty to feature all manner of straight sex,lezzo
sex,titilation,carnage,bedlam,bloodsplatter,head
splitting,limb chopping all-guns-a-blazing genocide in the name of 'entertainment' but the second there's a little anal insertion up goes the wall...The AntiHomoWall and quite frankly I'm over it!...
Indeed I am!
Tevness...
hello again!,I forgot to add that Anderson Cooper is quite delish looking and if he be a homo-sex-ual then I'd love nothing more than a meth powered
bumfest with him in the drivers seat...In fact every time I say "Mah-Boo" I laugh,get juicy and blo in my pantaloonies.
right,right,gotcha!
Now who cracked my pipe?
Tevness
P.S,Mario Slater may be a boob but frack me what a body!...cute too in a offputting,slightly retarded way and that means he's malleable like plasticine!...I wonder if he'd like a toke out of my pipe?
Right later!
I think it prudent to advise you all that since Dlisted became a dot-com I have been off the meth
For the time being or until the next session of non-stop-bum-fun with-hot-top-blokes-with-big-cox
comes around,which should be soon...
Meanwhile I've an awful lot of Dlisted to catchup
on so if you'll excuse me...
Tevness
I like porn..and that site (the one w/the horse sex) is pretty cool because as long as you don't click on any of the side links, you can watch all their vids for free. Also, I've seen the horse one. It fucks her..the end..lol. There's some pretty funny shit on there. Huge vagina lips, rhino sex, tiny penis's, rim jobs gone bad, random drunk chicks doing stupid crap, etc. Just letting ya'll know in case there's some freaks like me in here. =)
I think teens on a date and single moms with 3 kids are the only patrons left @ ye olde Multiplex in middle America. What with shootings over non stop blabber mouthing rats eating your popcorn and a nite @ the movies for a family of 4 requiring a payment plan, the sophisticated intelligent crew doesnt really do movies in a theatre anymore, unless its a premiere.
WHO CARES fuck the MPAA!
This post only confirms what the documentary "This Film Is Not Yet Rated" has already told us to be true, the MPAA are a bunch of mind controlling nunnymuggins who are the thought police of the Hollywood Propoganda Machine..
That being said Borat is absolutely genuis & I cant wait to see what SBC has for us up his sleeve next.
"Showgirls" was the death of NC-17 films playing in small town multi plexes but has made over 200 million on DVD..
Most movie theatres are not even worth going to anymore, if Im paying 12 bux to go to a movie I better get some sex or the deal is off..
VIVA MK & DLISTED!
"You ARE a whore,darlin"- Cristal Conners, Showgirls
Welcome to the motherfuckin los EEUU....
Just coming off of a big porn weekend in SF and really, folks,
this country needs to embrace and wrap tight around some dick and sort out all this censura shit. it's fuckin 2009 already.
don't buy guns.
mi dos puntos...
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Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 9:00pm.
*whispeers* i like it when girls dont wear underpants
ssssssshhhhhhhhhhh - I don't want that fucking Loonesta going into a jealous rage and hunting my arse down.
I'ma gonna edit my posts.
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http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
Lol, I loved him in Borat. Oh and I don't think the vid of the huge dildo is real.
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omg at the link. wouldn't your stuff be all stretched out after? gross.
Chairman Mao is really cracking the whip over his chinese slave tonight. The dude is furiously posting for his bogus site all over the place.
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Submitted by xerquina on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 12:13am.
next time I'll put a spoiler alert in my review.
Submitted by Jayde on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 8:19pm.
Is the Biggest Dildo Ever available as a ringtone?
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I think you could covert it with a file converter. Just google mp3 converter and download the sound file and then convert it and transfer it to your phone.
Right? The MPAA would be freakin' freaking if they read this site. They'd say a little no no hole action is nothing on what people are writing every day.
Did you guys hear the This American Life podcast this week regarding odd signs of the recession including things like shark attacks down (people aren't going on vacation-less people at the beach.) People breaking teeth left and right (grinding them at night because of stress about the recession) and porn sales down 30%. They didn't explain this one and was trying to come up with reasonable explanation. I think people would be doing a lot more sexing it up. Very stress relieving and relatively inexpensive. I mean a porn mag is like less than $10 and a european vacation???? bucks.
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I did find the Borat movie quite funny. It was an interesting experiment on revealing the narrow-mindedness that predominantly exists in red state America.
Submitted by kiwikim on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 12:09am.
LOL thanks kiwi, you spared my eyes.you should write for penthouse.
In all honesty, the first half is this girl going on and on about wanting to have the biggest orgasm ever, and as we all know, that's automatically associated with the biggest peen ever if your IQ is below 10. So she gets this big dildo made at like a trade show or something. She can barely get the head in, they don't even show her trying, it just cuts to some mid point. Its not even going in and out-it's just sort of there not moving around much and she's making all this fake porn girl noise about it. And then for all her hard work, she doesn't even have an orgasm. I don't know if the biggest dildo still wasn't enough for her, or if she was just so maxed out that she can't feel anything.
Submitted by xerquina on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 11:58pm.
It's less a lamp post and more like...remember those bald blue men that danced around in the Intel/Pentium commercials? Imagine a girl being really dumb and confused and doing one of their bald heads instead of their peen.
Holy crap that looks just like Jessica Simpson, and the guy with the dildo is Papa Joe! BARFFFF
Submitted by kiwikim on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 11:54pm.
nope, still not gonna do it. i have a horribly weak stomach and a lamppost up a vag is not something i wanna see right now.
Submitted by xerquina on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 11:51pm.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 10:17pm.
i STILL haven't! i just had dinner and don't wanna waste it.
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It's not that gross. Even though she's doing the biggest dildo on the planet, she's still got to be better off than octomom.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 10:17pm.
i STILL haven't! i just had dinner and don't wanna waste it.
Did anyone dare click the link in the far bottom right of that link site showing a girl with a horse in the background? I dare someone to go and tell us what's on there...and tell us if it's safe.
I clicked it and I sicked it. Didn't even make it all the way through. She'll be needing an operation someday.
Guess I'll have to see this movie overseas where no one cares about the gay love.
p.s. Has anyone seen "CRUISING"- an early Al Pacino film about this cop that goes undercover in the NY 1970's gay bar scene? I don't know what's happened in America in the last 30 years, but that movie depicted-or strongly hinted at such things as butt fisting-showed a guy in a sling with a big fist being lubed-and such things as "precinct night" with bare bottoms being inspected by billy clubs. Oddly enough, GAYS were upset about this film. Now the country has gone the complete opposite way. Maybe this movie showed too much too soon and freaked people out and made them all homophobic???? Cruising wouldn't ever get made today. Hollywood should have really eased the public into it, like the well lubed dildo in this link.
Of Sacha's three character's I think Ali-G is by far the funniest. Bruno runs a close second and Borat comes in a distant third. I did find the Borat movie quite funny. It was an interesting experiment on revealing the narrow-mindedness that predominantly exists in red state America.
Oh yeah....and I clicked the fucking link! I'm hoping that shit is fake. That could not possibly have been a pleasurable experience!
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Not clicking. NOT clicking.
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