Open Post: Hosted By The Drunk Teacher
So this is why I'm not a teacher! I thought it was because being around kids gives me the runs, but this is the real reason. Apparently, it's frowned upon to show up drunk to class and shake your bare nalgas for your students. Yeah, some bitches are so fucking touchy.
42-year-old Kylene Nelson found this out the hard way after she came to her Language Arts class drunk as a Wino. Students at a Quantcast" border="0" height="1" width="1"> Land O' Lakes, FL middle school said the 8th grade teacher smelled like the inside of a Lohan and forced everyone to dance with her. One student said that Ms. Drunky told them that if they didn't dance with her, they would all fail. At one point, she snatched a 13-year-old and grinded against him with her partially-exposed ass hanging out. Students say she didn't have any panties on. After Ms. Drunky figured out she could probably get in trouble, she ran off campus and was found passed out by a pool at the nearby community center. Reports say she had a booze level of 0.26! This bitch is kind of hot.
Quantcast" border="0" height="1" width="1"> Land O' Lakes, FL middle school said the 8th grade teacher smelled like the inside of a Why didn't I have a teacher like this in school? Maybe I wouldn't have ditched half of the time. The most exciting thing to happen to me in class was when my English teacher accidentally said the word "shit" and then spent the entire period crying about it, because she was a "good Christian wife and mother." Boring ass bitch needed to hang out with Ms. Drunky.
Kylene has been suspended and the school board will hold a hearing next month to determine what to do with her. It's obvious what they need to do with her hot ass: ship off her to the Rock of Love Bus! They appreciate a drunk whore who loves to party! Or just transfer her ass to the Pole Dancing Department. I'm pretty sure all Florida middle-schools have one of those.
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What kind of world do we live in where being a drunk teacher is a problem?
My youth was enlightened by the tales and actions of my drunk teachers. Particularly my 66 yr old P.E. teacher, who had been working at my school since it opened. She was ALWAYS loaded. I'll never forget one day in health class she just busted out some crab legs from under her desk and tore into those bad boys in the middle of class. Also her Sex Ed lecture consisted of tales of watching her babysitter get it on in her living room when she thought she had left for the bar.
Not to mention my Oceanography teacher who Let us know the key was to mix Listerine into his Wild Turkey (that he kept in his unlocked desk drawer) to keep from getting caught. LET IT BE KNOWN THAT CRAP DOES NOT WORK. YOU JUST SMELL LIKE A WINO THAT JUST CAME FROM THE DENTIST.
These are valuable life lessons.
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I dont think, I drink.
I don't think Vin Diesel is gay. But his boyfriend might be.
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Wow, he's a superhuman moron...
DLISTERS! I Need your help...
Is Vin Diesal gay? My husband says he CANT be gay b/c of the roles he plays...but I swear there was a blind item about a gay action guy and it was to be about ol' Vin.
So, what do you guys think?
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The Early Bird gets the worm but the Second Mouse gets the cheese.
whatever. It isn't a 1/4 of what these kids get up to after school and on the weekend. People don't complain about undie-less bums if it's a 16 year old doing the displayin'.
That teacher sounds like a total inappropriate bitch johnnysgirl......teachers should act like TEACHERS not try to be popular students.
I had an advanced English teacher who had his group of favorites. He was the biggest dickhead. And rumored to be sleeping with one of our classmates.
My friend and I would draw pictures of us killing him with an ax and leave them on our desk for him to see. He never acknowledged them but we were the only ones he didn't recommend to stay in the advanced course!
I guess we were a little demented...
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What a fucking idiot!!!!! If I was a parent of one of her students I would personally go in there and whoop her fat ass!! Straight UP!!!
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I dunno why this teacher experience sticks in my craw but it does...
My HS algebra 1 teacher, Mrs. Albertson, was a piece of crap. She played favorites, and flirted with the boys in our class. I hated her class (not because it was algebra - I became pretty fascinated by math a little later when I had a good teacher who taught it properly) because it was a tedious waste of time and just an opportunity for her to play Ms Popular with her students.
I used to try to sleep through her class (it was not challenging, the homework was monkey-work, it might as well have been study hall) in the overly air-conditioned school by covering my upper body with a sweater. She called me out on it one day, saying (with a sadistic twinkle in her eye) "It looks like you're playing with yourself."
Of course it looked nothing like that, and in retrospect I can only assume 1)Her perverted mind went there, or 2)She knew the kind of shit I would get from my classmates as a result of her comment. Or both. Either way, she was an inappropriate, piece of garbage teacher. She is probably still teaching, still finding ways to make any student who is different feel like shit.
The stuuf of a Roald Dahl story.
FUCK YOU, MRS. ALBERTSON!!!
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I should be thrown into the loony bin for posting this shit. And we can share a padded room, because you're reading it! -MK
I bet you, if this was a hot teacher the story would be different.
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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes.
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Fuckin' Ginge! I knew it. My seventh grade algebra teacher (bottle ginge) kept several bottles in her drawer and swilled at will. She also stood outside the classroom smoking cigs till the bell rang then she'd drop them, step on them and say, "Sit down and shut up." I did and I turned out just fine. Thank God I'm not a teacher cuz I'd be her clone.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
That's sad.
that little narky girl annoys me
I had a hot science teacher in HS and the summer I graduated I ran into him at the local 7/11 as I was getting my slurpie. He came over paid for my slurpie and said with a sexy smile 'so what are you up to?' I smiled politely back and said 'oh going to a friends and left the store.' Next school year he was fired for getting it on with a student, hahaha I was so damn clueless in HS.
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"So what was all that about enlarged holes and tight cracks?"
Huzzah, I just bought season 4 and 5 of golden girls, I don't know why that show always cheers me up.
I ♥ golden girls
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"So what was all that about enlarged holes and tight cracks?"
Completely unrelated to actual story, but kinda related to comments...my boyfriend was 28 and I was 19 when we started going out 6 years ago. He has a degree in physics. I always thought at the time it'd be hot if he had been one of my high school science teachers (he doesn't actually teach science but a year at teachers college and he could have!) Although that's a little different 'cause it's APPROPRIATE ages.
Okay, I serious would hit my former professor every which way! He is so damn hot. We are the exact same age, same interests, etc... I got an A in the class, and I am positive I earned it. It was in History, and I know History.
Damn, he is hot. Very straight and narrow though....
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Dick happens! - MK
what is particularly gross about the student teacher thing in universities, your collegues often encourage it. Of course, people knew this chick was stalking him, and because she was quite attractive, they were wanting a 38 yo man to date a 19 yo girl. Its so sad.
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
Dewds - we had an earfquake here earlier this afternoon! 4.4 on the scale.
The tremors don't usually bother me but I've had a couple nightmares lately about dying by being squished in an earthquake and now I has de anxiety.
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I should be thrown into the loony bin for posting this shit. And we can share a padded room, because you're reading it! -MK
Submitted by gia on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 4:44pm.
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Cute. But aren't you always?
Submitted by bitchette on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 4:21pm
Thanks at least I know its not just me because I've been trying to get back in for the past 5 mins. Gonna log off anyway. Long day.
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i never knew it was a real thing! they sold it at the gas station in my h.t. but i thought they made it up!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by bitchette on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 4:36pm.
Submitted by kell on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 4:32pm.
I love frito pie!!!
where can you get that nowadays??
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At Sonic Drive-Ins. Don't know if everyone has Sonics, but they are around the midwest.
In Bret Michaels world that means she is good with kids, she would have an advantage.
Frito Chili Pie's are common staples at sporting events in Small town America. Of course you have to buy the sharpie separately!! :)
When I was in college, it was common knowledge which professors were fucking the students.
One particular professor was fucking one girl in class. Everyone knew. And this was one of those intro classes with like 300 people.
Well, end of term, that skank still only got a C.
If you're gonna fuck the teacher, at least get a goddamn A.
Must have been a lousy lay!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Submitted by kell on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 4:32pm.
I love frito pie!!!
where can you get that nowadays??
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
I wrote this in a past treat but it wasn't the open post and I feel like I cheated.
Yesterday I smoke a little weed due to exhaustion
and since I ussually don't do it, I grabbed a glass of red wine, proceeded to put back to black and really enjoy it (is one of my favorites, even sober), and then it hit me how sad it is that she is going to die soon.
It was one hell of a trip.
I <3 Amy :(
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Okay so.... here's a story.
Went to school in a small town. Had a teacher that was our Senior Class Sponsor. She came to one of our functions hammered. She ate a frito chili pie with a sharpie. She decided to take a shower in the coach's office. Had no clothes to change into and ended up wearing one of the scrimmage net shirts with no pants. Noone noticed. Our class of 7 ducked and dodged every authority figure to get her out of the gym unnoticed. It was one for the record books. Boy, how I loved that teacher. This happend on a Saturday, she resigned on a Monday. We were pissed. We covered for her and got shafted. Still love her though. She was awesome to get drunk with. I've had plenty of questionable people teach me over the years. Now look at me. I'm a D-Listed Extraordinaire!!
there is a weird thing with teachers adn students. Certainly anythinghappening wiht a minor is child abuse, but its so common in universities too. I NEVER close my office door for this reason. There are certainly kids who want to "improve their grades" but I've had several students who wanted to date me, nevermind the ring and family photos everywhere. One kid really laid it on think while I was pregnant, which was all kinds of creepy. I've played girlfriend for a collegue who had a student practically stalk him. She tried following him home on three occasions. It must be the power/knowledge thing. He's a very dear friend, and we are quite close but he's not handsome, and some really attractive 20 something girls were throwing themselves at him. Its creepy.
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
Now, had you or I been that drunk teacher, there'd be a totally different story.
Submitted by Candy on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 4:16pm.
silvara and KD said they couldn't get in or it was acting funny too.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Ok so wtf? I could not post in here for amything then I email MK in hysterics and click the link and now I can. This happen to anyone else?
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They say that California gets all the fruits and nuts but Florida gets all the drunks and meth-heads.
Update on drunky teacher, she has resigned effective right before the board meeting.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 4:10pm.
she was beautiful! I didn't know who it was at first, when she started singing, i was all 'oh she's a really good singer'. Then I saw that she was Jill Scott. duh. :)
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
OMG, here I am living in Land O Lakes, Fl and had no idea I would get the local news on D-listed!
Don't know the teacher tho don't even know where that middle school is. LOL
bitchette:
I would if I could, but I am in Berlin and by the time it gets here, Jill Scott will have as many children as the Octomum has now.
I love Jill Scott.
I'd drink her bathwater.
Now SHE is big and beautiful!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
@johnnysgirl...no proof, except what fuckface told me...they're all divers & think they are KEWL(not), & no divorce cuz they're not married. It would break her heart if she found out- she's only 20 & he just turned 21. He's a tard, just like his father.
so none of you bitches watched "The #1 Ladies Detective Agency" last nite??
i thought it was really good and would recommend it!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by kittiesandbubbles on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 3:48pm.
@bitchette...THANK YOU!! no, she doesn't know, & I won't tell her... I guess the step-son and another co-worker(guy)"tag teamed" some whore at the motel they were staying at while on the road working. I'm gonna have to shove my head up my ass 2morrow when girlfriend brings the baby over for me to watch so she can go to work...
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Oh my god, girl - that sucks! I'm sorry.
Is there any proof? That's grounds for divorce.
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I should be thrown into the loony bin for posting this shit. And we can share a padded room, because you're reading it! -MK
Hang in there, bitchette. By your toes, if you have to.
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It's grilled cheese samich, hunny buns, not girl cheese.
Submitted by girl_cheese on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 3:51pm.
tell me about it. at this point i'm like she's going to have a baby and she's going to have to take care of it. suck it up, and live with the decisions you've made.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by kittiesandbubbles on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 3:48pm.
that's disgusting. i hope he wrapped up!
that would be hard not to tell
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Bitchette, if someone doesn't make her responsible for herself, she never will be. That's going on around where I live, also. Some ppl around that age don't understand actions and consequences. If they continue to be taken care of, they'll never grow up.
Meanwhile, I think this is child abuse. What teenager wants to dance with a drunk, fat, 45yo woman outside of being forced to during someone's wedding reception?
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It's grilled cheese samich, hunny buns, not girl cheese.
@bitchette...THANK YOU!! no, she doesn't know, & I won't tell her... I guess the step-son and another co-worker(guy)"tag teamed" some whore at the motel they were staying at while on the road working. I'm gonna have to shove my head up my ass 2morrow when girlfriend brings the baby over for me to watch so she can go to work...
Submitted by kittiesandbubbles on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 3:36pm.
i don't think your wrong for being pissed off. thats not a 'guy' thing thats an asshole thing! and if she's a bitch, maybe it's because she's been carrying around a fuckin watermelon on her stomach for 9 months and then had to push it out! I would be livid as well.
does the girlfriend know?
get the bed first tonite! :)
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i am so pissed off right now...I found out this weekend that my step-son cheated on his girlfriend(mother of his 5 month old daughter)But the dumb fuck that I'm married to seems to think it's "funny", because it's a"guy" thing, and she's a "bitch anyways"....am I wrong here for getting mad???that idiot & I fought all day yesterday, ended up w/ him throwing a bag of chips at me, & I slept on the couch...GGGGRRRRRRRRRR.
Poopy, I cannot watch the video as I am at work.
But really, it's public school right? I had so many shitty teachers in middle school and highschool. Some were real sadistic fucks who had no business working with kids. I still really resent the fact that I had to waste so much of my youth at those two schools, being "taught" by those ridiculous twats. pppbbttthhhhh
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I should be thrown into the loony bin for posting this shit. And we can share a padded room, because you're reading it! -MK
Another winner from the great state of Florida! I'm so fucking proud of my home state!
one of the reasons why i dislike my future MIL greatly:
his younger sister, who is stupid but sweet, (ok not that sweet, she's rude, loud and ignorant) ran away from home at 18, didn't finish high school, moved in with her boyf parents and is now pregnant at 20.
no job, her boyf moved out of his parents house to live with another girl(!)
AND HIS MOTHER THINKS SHE SHOULD MOVE IN WITH US!!!
we live in a 1 bd apt, with a dog, and we're struggling with just the two of us. not to mention she never gives us any help, my man won't even ask, and my mom helps us out a lot. THIS is the THIRD FUCKING TIME she's suggested his sister moved in with us. thank god he's not even considering it, so i don't have to get out my 'she moves in I move out' speech.
really, i can't hate her because some how her son turned out so well, but by god i cannot stand that woman and if i never saw her again i would be ok with that.
*busy making plans on how to keep MIL away from future babehs*
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
I had a teacher ask my friend out another told a girl that was a stripper that he would fix her grade if she slept with him
an english teacher that was married was hitting on my friend she had to be like 15, and giving her excuses as to why he was married
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"