Looking For Love In All The Fat Places
File this under: the biggest back-handed compliment ever. Actually, this might be just a straight-up bitch slap without the compliment part. And the hand belongs to FOX. They have ordered a reality show for "average-looking people" called More to Love. It comes from the makers of The Bachelor and is billed as the first dating reality show "for the rest of us." Okay, these dumb whores obviously don't watch their own show, because scrub the make-up off all the prostitutes in The Bachelor and they can is easily be stashed into the fugly bitches pile.
The producers are currently looking for a Kevin James-type who will date a handful of BBWs. The girls will also compete in various challenges. The president of alternative programming at Fox, Mike Darnell (who looks like THIS), said, "For six years it's been skinny-minis and good-looking bachelors, and that's not what the dating world looks like. Why don't real women -- the women who watch these shows, for the most part -- have a chance to find love too?"
Yes, because "real women" are laying in their candy-wrapper covered beds, devouring an entire Entenmann's devil's food cake (delicious) while watching The Bachelor and thinking, "Why won't they let me humiliate myself on national TV too?!"
And you know that during the More to Love reunion special, the Kevin James-type will dump the chosen BBW for some skinny bitch and the world will explode. Those Bachelor producers are so obvious.
Source: The Hollywood Reporter
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The president of alternative programming at Fox, Mike Darnell (who looks like THIS)
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Good point MK
Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 7:27am.
What does that asshat mean by 'the rest of us' looking like that? WTFFF you tawkin bout Willis? Jayzoo Chrreeest for crying out loud! They just need a 'Kevin James type' to want to date them? Believe it or not, there are normal looking men who like that shit.
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You know what I always notice? On tv - mostly in sit coms and commercials (example: King of Queens) - the couple will be some overweight, jerky guy with a thin, good-looking and much smarter woman. Why is that? It really bothers me.
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I should be thrown into the loony bin for posting this shit. And we can share a padded room, because you're reading it! -MK
Damn those women must weigh 400 pounds except the one on the right. That one would be considered skinny by those standards. They need lipo not a reality show that will humiliate them.
i got one... bye bye waistline!
i got one... bye bye waistline!
you know the other three make the one on the right in the pink feel skinny, right?
and um... i don't think that's what the rest of the dating pol looks like.
thats what the line at the all you can eat buffet looks like.
@ joe schmoe
LOL, Oh I know it does, but in their case 10 lbs..or even 50 lbs wouldn't even make a dent :S
*bench presses, jumps rope, crunches, squats, tae bo...circuit one...puff puff puff exhaaaaaaale*
The camera does add 10 pounds.
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Il faut à mon avis écrire pour plaire à un seul lecteur : soi-même.
P.P.S. I'm blowing that pic up and putting it on my fridge in case I wanna hit it in the middle of the night. That will scare me enough to stick with a diet fer sure.
What does that asshat mean by 'the rest of us' looking like that? WTFFF you tawkin bout Willis? Jayzoo Chrreeest for crying out loud! They just need a 'Kevin James type' to want to date them? Believe it or not, there are normal looking men who like that shit. And I agree with MK about 'scrape all the make up off the prostitutes and blah blah blah'. WTFuckeryF is this bullshit. Reality Schmegality..it's all bullshit and a bong hit to me.
WTFF
P.S. Good Morning! :)
LMAO @ joe schmoe
We would need 2 televisions sets to see all four of these fat fucks in one shot!!! On second thought ~~ I'll pass!!!!
Getchya weight up! Getchya weight up!
If you want to get with this, then you shoulda ate yo' plate up!
Big Girls' Anthem
http://www.mp3.com/media_player/viewer.php?action=launch_player_by_id&re...
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____ She has been intimate with someone who she gets to know on this site , some celebrities have a profile on that site. you can talk with them online. loooool~~~
There is a T-Rex head coming out of that lady's gut on the left. Have a happy heart disease death, cows! Eww, even their feet are rotting.
Submitted by Farrah on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 8:58pm.
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Shhh...I charged those hookers a fortune to make them look that good! Nice to see ya' out and about, Doll! *MuaH*
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
No way those chaises longues would hold any one of them.
Submitted by NitWitty on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 8:55pm.
MK! I demand you take down that picture of DeeDee, Sluttsville, Clarisse and ISMU immediately
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Nitty, Nitty, Nitty... you just can't help yourself, can you? LOL!
*runs away from Slutt's fury*
btw, wasn't it YOU behind the camera?
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Happy Birthday, in your kingdom by the sea..
MK! I demand you take down that picture of DeeDee, Sluttsville, Clarisse and ISMU immediately.
As for me, I'll just be wandering off to the nearest witness protection program.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
These women are not just a little overweight, *like many normal people might be* they are grossly overweight...Come on most fat people don't look like the Michelin tire guy.
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
And why wasn't this a 'Caption This'?
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
I am SO glad I don't watch reality shows if this is what they think their demographic looks like...
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
Submitted by M.E.: "how do they hold themselves up with those tiny ass feet!?!?"
Oh my god, I know! My feet are in pain because of the 30 pounds I've gained while pregnant! My first steps in the morning are painful. I can't imagine adding another couple hundred pounds and expecting them to work properly!~
BBW Bubble Butt Women
BBW Boulder Bikini Women
BBW Blubber Bound Women
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 6:33pm.
They're all like jiggly fat...like warm jello.
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Did ya have to say it was warm? *pukes*
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Dick happens! - MK
BBW Big Beautiful Women
BBW Big Black Women
BBW Beautiful Black Women
BBW Bath & Body Works
BBW Broadband Wireless
BBW Big Bad Wolf
BBW Buyer Beware
BBW Brake-By-Wire
BBW Big Bisexual Woman
BBW Broken Bow, Nebraska (Airport Code)
BBW Brass Band World
BBW Be Back Whenever
BBW Baseball Writers Association of America
BBW Business Building Workshop
BBW Big Beached Whale
I really really really don't like this. My rant: http://squareeyes.blinkx.com/2009/03/fat-chicks-welcome-on-foxs-more-to-...
They're all like jiggly fat...like warm jello.
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
This should have been a caption this:
The Fuller bush girls
OH. MY. GOD...
Please don't put anything like this picture on this website again. My eyeballs just puked...
How many Big Macs had to die for them to be this fat...
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I guess this is what's meant as curvy by obese women of America LMAO
For the love of bat-shit crazy.
When in the fuck are people going to START taking responsibilty for their actions?
These bitches cry "It's not my fault!"
Who in the fuck then held them down and force fed them to this size?
Then the act all proud about their size and say they like it, but want gastric bypass surgery.
EVERY time I see one of these fatties I think of the humans in Wall-e.
big blubbery women
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Re BBW.
I have always wondered why there is a need for any kind of acronym that glorifies over-eating and laziness.
It is in no way *Beautiful*
Haha! I like your thought better too.
They used to have a magazine called BBW. Don't know if it still exists or not.
how do they hold themselves up with those tiny ass feet!?!?
devilgirl,
Really?? I'm going back to thinking it means Big Butt Woman.
Ha! bitchette,
I have the same question.
Big Beautiful Woman/Women
ok. wtf is BBW???
i keep thinking it is big black women, but that's obv. not the case.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
dear gawd...
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nice ass...when does it open?
wtf? why can't it still be a good looking guy with bbws? like only fat ugly guys like bbws??? bitch please!
Does anyone else miss Extreme Makeover, on a somewhat unrelated note?
And not Extreme Makeover: Home Edition--that's some boring shit.
I LOVE plastic surgery shows for some reason.
I don't know who this ugly fucker's talking about but I'm a "real person" and I'm not a fat ass.
Ass wipe.
Ok I can't even see the bikini bottoms on the one on the left and the one on the right sorta looks... pregnant. I'm fascinated by how the fat distributes completely different on all these women. Why does one have a round tummy, two have stomachs that divide into three (top half and the bottom half split in two) and none of their legs look like they can really hold all that... except maybe the lady on the right.
They should be playing Shuggie Otis' "I Got a Big Fat Mama."
Bring on the hippo herd, plus another reality show where wet paint dries, plus another one where a hippo herd sits in front of a tv watching a reality show where wet paint dries.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 4:26pm.
I can't help it, I need to know....
Is that ring around the belly from having their pants on and the fat rolls over it, causing a crease or something?
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That's called the Equator.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Yes, Brookhaven, that's it! I have compassion for the suffering, but I just want to kick the crap out of those people-and their dysfunctional families.
There is never any accountability-noone ever says I did this. The bitch and moan about everything and most of them are there to lose enough weight so they are eligible for gastric bypass surgery, which they seem to think will solve ALL their problems.
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 4:08pm.
Submitted by justjane:"What I don't get is how, if these folks are basically immobile, do they continue to get huge?
Doesn't someone have to feed them?
Can't that someone just refuse?"
Co-dependence.
I've seen a couple of these documentary/reality shows about these obese people, and there is always someone who dotes on them and feeds them. One was a teenage boy and it was his mother.
It made me sick to my stomach and SO ANGRY to watch her in action. She literally wanted to cripple him so he wouldn't leave her. It was PATHOLOGICAL and disgusting. It was obvious what she was doing.
The enablers totally piss me off, too.
On that Brookhaven show, there was one particular episode that was practically a civil fast food war or something. Half the 'patients' wanted to be able to get away with ordering food in, but were resultantly quartered away from the ones who were actually trying, and the other half weren't having it.
Why the fuck are they even there, wasting somebody's money?