Would You Hit It?
This is the thing about Ashton Coochie, if bitch just stood there, kept the sexy still and refrained from opening up his mouth hole to deliver words covered in asshole juices, my peen hole would serenade him with a lust song. But Ashton just can't help himself. The douche gene runs rampant in his system. He has to talk. It would probably be like doing myself with a tampon and the last time I tried that as a dare, it didn't end well. There's still a stain on the carpet that won't come out. Fuck, I'm joking. Okay, I'm not.
But seriously, Ashton would be the type to fart and laugh while he's doing you or give his peen a "voice" while you're trying to blow him.
That being said, I'd hit it with a maxi-pad stuffed in his mouth.
Here's Ashy working that crotch on a chain while filming some shit show in France.
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No. I can't feel attracted to guys who give me a major douche vibe. So no, I wouldn't.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 03/29/2009 - 3:06pm
understandable. i'd be nervous of mk using my work as a caption this contest. oh and whats 14@GOTA??
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"You know, and we know, and you know that we know that it's nonsense"-Daniel Hannan
Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 03/29/2009 - 3:00pm.
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Submitted by harlee25 on Sun, 03/29/2009 - 2:46pm.
wheres your artwork on that page elb??
@harlee, love the bridge drawing. very talented
Wish i could tell ya prov but its my safe haven and as you know there are a few idiots here who would mess it up for me, leave comments and shit, its a cool site and everyone there is nice. Been there years, Sorry . :(
14 @ GOTA has seen my work ! :o)
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harlee25: Ooooo! I checked out your gallery - I LOVE the picture of the Koi Fish!!! Awesome! I'm jealous - I don't have an artistic bone in my body!
SeH: "He stopped being hot after That 70s Show."
No shit! I was just thinking the same thing. I don't know what happened - it's like he regressed or something. Instead of becoming more mature, he became more immature. WTF is that all about? Demi is like 40, right? Why would someone her age be interested in in someone who acts like they're 12?
Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 03/29/2009 - 2:52pm.
Submitted by harlee25 on Sun, 03/29/2009 - 2:46pm.
wheres your artwork on that page elb??
@harlee, love the bridge drawing. very talented
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"You know, and we know, and you know that we know that it's nonsense"-Daniel Hannan
I agree with Jill. He needs more hair.... and less douche.
Too hairless and icky for me.
I'd hit it... with a shovel. He stopped being hot after That 70s Show.
Submitted by harlee25 on Sun, 03/29/2009 - 2:46pm.
Been here ? I post there http://www.drawingboard.org/index.php
Like your work!
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@ TheBreakdown: "Of course that is Demi behind him. Even when he signs the parent release form, she has to be on set for all stunts."
Lmao!!! So true!
Of course I would hit it! He is so hot.
demi: "Now Ash suckin that gut, you know the camera adds 20 POUNDS and you're not getting any younger!!" *mommas gonna have to check out the high schools again*
ash: yes MOM!
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"He has my Father's eyes"- Gomez
"take that out of his mouth"- Morticia
no...people who twitter decrease my sex drive...
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Ever saw a one sorta like this one on
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It's where romancing with the rich singles!
Of course that is Demi behind him. Even when he signs the parent release form, she has to be on set for all stunts.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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how did he manage to pry himself away from twitter long enough to actually do all of this shit??
No way. This dude is a fucking dork. Some of the retarded crap that comes outta his mouth reminds me of shit my ex-husband used to say.
is that demi behind him??? lol
I'd hit it while Ashton changes Demi's diaper.
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Damn right I would hit that. I would just invoke my "no talking before, during, or after sex" rule.
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I'm a pea person. I would want to eat my peas with other peas.
I didn't realize he still actually worked. Who knew?