Would You Hit It?
This is the thing about Ashton Coochie, if bitch just stood there, kept the sexy still and refrained from opening up his mouth hole to deliver words covered in asshole juices, my peen hole would serenade him with a lust song. But Ashton just can't help himself. The douche gene runs rampant in his system. He has to talk. It would probably be like doing myself with a tampon and the last time I tried that as a dare, it didn't end well. There's still a stain on the carpet that won't come out. Fuck, I'm joking. Okay, I'm not.
But seriously, Ashton would be the type to fart and laugh while he's doing you or give his peen a "voice" while you're trying to blow him.
That being said, I'd hit it with a maxi-pad stuffed in his mouth.
Here's Ashy working that crotch on a chain while filming some shit show in France.
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Submitted by sybil on Sun, 03/29/2009 - 6:08pm.
It's been a weekend of "Nauseating Nautical's" first John Mayer,now this poser...
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LOL Sybil..thanks I needed a good laugh..my life sucks right now.
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Never go with a Hippy to a Second Location
Nah. He's not my type. Is that his grandma standing behind him or his wife? I can't tell the difference.
No cuz based on this boy's track record, pics of my naked ass would probably end up online.
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"There's a kid on a Pogo stick in front if my house. It's nearly midnight so let's assume he's been drinking. This should end well for him."
- excerpt from Christopher Walken's Twitter
I don't get it.
Submitted by jayduzhangee on Sun, 03/29/2009 - 6:53pm.
I found a great site _______Wealthybeauty.COM_______ . where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy
WHO NEEDS A MILLIONAIRE WHEN YOU HAVE FUCKING ME. I THOUGHT EVERYONE NEEDED TO MEET SOME MIRACLE WHIP AFTER ALL THE TERRIBLE STUFF IN THE NEWS AND ECONOMY.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 03/29/2009 - 6:07pm.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 03/29/2009 - 6:00pm.
Do you really see this skanktwat being a engineeer of ANY kind?
Nope. He was wise to go into modeling. Besides, at the start of any major, you're just taking basic courses anyway.
THERMODYNAMICS IS PRETTY FUCKING TOUGH. I HAD TO TAKE THAT MOTHERFUCKER TWICE.
I'm longing for the days when some celebutard goes off the rails and does something really mental. Is that too much to ask?
*sigh*
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You know the ho was chompin on his chamois.
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It's been a weekend of "Nauseating Nautical's" first John Mayer,now this poser....I must run to the toilet before soiling myself!
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"All bow to the mighty Tigerlilly"
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 03/29/2009 - 6:00pm.
Do you really see this skanktwat being a engineeer of ANY kind?
Nope. He was wise to go into modeling. Besides, at the start of any major, you're just taking basic courses anyway.
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Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons.
I feel like he bulked up a little bit since I last saw him shirtless. I don't know, for some reason I've never really been drawn to Ashton. He's missing something to make him 'hot'... he's really just another pretty face with a nice body. Which isn't to say I wouldn't hit it, but he's not at the top of the list.
Sheeps:
Do you really seeing this skanktwat being a engineeer of ANY kind?
Well, he married well (or at least up). There's something to be said for that.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Submitted by kacky on Sun, 03/29/2009 - 5:09pm.
Would I hit it? HELL to the NAW. Waxed is fine if you're trying to win a swimming medal. Otherwise, it's just perverted.
Perverted?? Isn't that a bit much?
IMDb says: "Dropped out from University of Iowa to pursue modeling. His major was biochemical engineering." He was 19 at the time, so a sophomore at the most.
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Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons.
Submitted by blueice059 on Sun, 03/29/2009 - 5:44pm.
It 's where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy :)
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blueballs, I'm surprised you didn't say something about a stimulus 'package'. Now piss off, fuckyouverymuch.
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You know the ho was chompin on his chamois.
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No.
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yep. i'd hit it.
*smack!!*
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¿¡Por qué no te callas!?
Submitted by stake_spike: "I don't care how hot you are, you need some personality to back it up."
Yup. And once I find out someone is a douchebag or asshole, I can't get excited about them. That's why I rarely get crushes on actors anymore. I'm afraid to know anything about Paul Rudd (although I suspect he's an immature jerk like the rest of them).
Would I hit it? HELL to the NAW. Waxed is fine if you're trying to win a swimming medal. Otherwise, it's just perverted.
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you can probably have a more reasonable conversation with a fucking burnt rutabaga than with that bag of crazy. - MK
You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
This is precisely the scene that Ashton is having his chest waxed for in his recent internet video, because the dumb-ass stunt-man who is actually performing the stunt on the chain waxed his without warning. I've always thought Ashton is hot, but he's so juvenile that it feels like pedophilia which I am soooo totally not into, ewww.
Demi should go the whole hog and get herself an Ashton tatt somewhere prominent. It will help her remember his name when the senile dementia sets in.
No. Nothing could ever make me forget Kelso.
I don't care how hot you are, you need some personality to back it up.
Submitted by sparkys nemesis on Sun, 03/29/2009 - 4:29pm.
Thought Ashton had an engineering degree. I'd prefer if, every so often, he didn't play the Dude. And you, Michael K, stay far away from gerbils and hamsters:)
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Shit, I had no idea. He strikes me as one of those people who need to count with their fingers.
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"if you ever hit me I will kill you, and I mean kill you dead, do you understand that?" - Tigerlily
sparky, I think he studied biochemical engineering but didn't graduate? Maybe I'm thinking of someone else. If I'm right, I am thouroughly embarrassed that I know this. :)
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You know the ho was chompin on his chamois.
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no. I am afraid of demi.
Actually, I think Demi is too good for him. And that's saying a LOT.
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"if you ever hit me I will kill you, and I mean kill you dead, do you understand that?" - Tigerlily
I give Asshton & Dummi 3 more years together, tops! Congrats to Bruce Willis on his recent marriage, btw!
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→←...When you come to a fork in the road, take it...◘•♣♣ Yogi Bera →←
Thought Ashton had an engineering degree. I'd prefer if, every so often, he didn't play the Dude. And you, Michael K, stay far away from gerbils and hamsters:)
Michael K often hits the nail with his description of people.
Who is the woman wearing black in the background?
Looks like Angelina Jolie is disguise to me. Maybe she's found another married man to sink her venus fly trap lips into.
i hate myself a little for it...but yes, yes i would. it would have to involve some sort of gag though.
And then I said....I need a cold shower and a cigarette.
only if he doesn't speak. ever.
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Cause we belong together now yeah, forever united here somehow
You got a piece of me, and honestly
My life would suck without you
-Kelly Clarkson
6 ways from Sunday I would hit that.
Was that photo taken on the John Mayer cruise ship?
All aboard!
Hell yes! I'd hit it all day and all night and for the rest of my life. I love him. So hot!
How long ago did Demi adopt..........er............I mean "marry" this double-dipped douche?
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
I feel so ashamed to say that yes, I would.
Hells no. He smokes. Blech.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Sun, 03/29/2009 - 3:28pm.
Why is there a gun strapped to his ankle? You can tell if this is not a comedy, it will be.
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I was wondering the same thing. My theory is that Demi loaned him his balls for the day and they're strapped to his ankle for safekeeping.
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You know the ho was chompin on his chamois.
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Demi Moore turns 47 this year.
I was never a fan of Ashton. IMO, he always comes off as a smart ass.
no...although the bod is hot, i can smell the douche reeking from his pores...
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nice ass...when does it open?
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I can't hit that, I'm under 40.
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The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
I'd have to run thru a cloud of the wacky tobacky before hitting it...but I would. I just finished watching Dude, Where's My Car (forced to by my son)...and must admit, I giggled at certain stupid ass parts of the flick. But overall, he's such a immature dork-off.
Why is there a gun strapped to his ankle? You can tell if this is not a comedy, it will be.
nope.next!
Yes, I'd hit it! But I certainly wouldn't want him to speak!
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i'd hit it, hellya. the dude was actually very insightful on Bill Maher- I guess the douche part stayed at home that day.
Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 03/29/2009 - 3:08pm.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 03/29/2009 - 3:06pm
understandable. i'd be nervous of mk using my work as a caption this contest. oh and whats 14@GOTA??
http://galleryoftheabsurd.typepad.com/
14 is the artist ! Clever and talented !
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I just don't see the sexy. Sorry
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