Would You Hit It?
This is the thing about Ashton Coochie, if bitch just stood there, kept the sexy still and refrained from opening up his mouth hole to deliver words covered in asshole juices, my peen hole would serenade him with a lust song. But Ashton just can't help himself. The douche gene runs rampant in his system. He has to talk. It would probably be like doing myself with a tampon and the last time I tried that as a dare, it didn't end well. There's still a stain on the carpet that won't come out. Fuck, I'm joking. Okay, I'm not.
But seriously, Ashton would be the type to fart and laugh while he's doing you or give his peen a "voice" while you're trying to blow him.
That being said, I'd hit it with a maxi-pad stuffed in his mouth.
Here's Ashy working that crotch on a chain while filming some shit show in France.
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johnny's girl...
lol
no, but I wish I was! stimpy is so funny. ashton wishes he was more like stimpy. is bruce or demi ren?
HELL YEAH!!!!
I would get Demi safely in a sleeper hold and ride his face like a fuckin pony at the same time. That'll shut him up!
YEE - HAAAA!!!!
no
he's so gonna start waxing his chest i can tell he thinks it looks good.
i wouldn't hit it unless he has a huge dick (which he might)
i used to think he was boyishly funny and cute now he's just obnoxious
grow the fuck up!
He posted a video to his twitter and facebook fan page of him getting his chest waxed. He said that he had to do it because his stunt double's chest was waxxed, so of course, he had to video tape it to make it more worthwhile.
Oh i'd hit that alright; with a baseball bat
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That woman behind him looks like Sandra Bullock.
Nitty- *muah*
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He's a superhuman moron...
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 8:11am.
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Hmm, could be the hangover talking..Morning, Split end sex hooker!
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
It would depend on how he kissed. He looks good enough to me, but he comes off as such an asshole... which can sometimes be a little sexy depending on the circumstances.
Submitted by NitWitty on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 7:09am.
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Pure genius so early in the morning? ;)
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He's a superhuman moron...
Never ever would I hit that.
xoxoxoxox
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I would,YEES!
I also have a thing for douchy guys:Ryan Phillippe
Justin Timberlake,....
I would not hit that in a bar.
I would not hit that in a car.
I would not hit that cheesy prick.
I would not sit upon that dick.
I would not hit that Michael K.
I would NOT hit that, NO FUCKIN' WAY!
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
He looks like a plucked chicken only dumber. Hell no.
I was all "Hell yeeeaahhhh!" until I realized it was Ashton. His personality is a big turn off, but obviously I'd still hit it.
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I would hit that and then some xxxxx
I would hit that and then some xxxxx
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 1:46am.
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hi. waiting for sleeping pill to hit. Up late again.
Submitted by forever.now on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 1:31am.
Jonny's girl...
stimpy happy skirt dance?
hehe
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>gasp< Are YOU the creator of the original stimpybuttdance.gif?
caught stealin (even tho I didn't get the goods)
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I should be thrown into the loony bin for posting this shit. And we can share a padded room, because you're reading it! -MK
Jonny's girl...
stimpy happy skirt dance?
hehe
I really don't think ashton is stupid. I think this personna he likes to adopt (which may be extremely similar to his real personality) is something he find very funny. so you would be subjected to all sorts of that.
bruce willis did a version of this back in the day. much better, but he's a better actor.
apparently demi finds that sort of thing amusing. hey, somebody has to. maybe it's funnier if you know the person irl.
as for ashton, I did like him in the butterfly effect. still wouldn't hit it, I think demi would def burst in and stab me to death. unfun.
Somewhere, Bruce Willis is totally mortified for Demi but also laughing his ass off at the same time.
Whoo-hoo!
I just got done altering two skirts! I've gained a couple o' lbs and have some pieces that I love and can't fit into anymore - I have a rack in my sewing studio full of crap that needs to be mended/altered. But I just transformed two of my faves and I can wear them again! I'm so excited.
>doing the "I'm-so-good" dance<
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I should be thrown into the loony bin for posting this shit. And we can share a padded room, because you're reading it! -MK
Is it National Celeb Douches Go To Sea Month?
I'd Hit it with a rusty shovel that dug into dog poo.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Remember when Ashy was BFF with Diddy?... They were so perfect.
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looking at his peen in two of those pix i would have to say i would need to hit it because that thing isn't coming anywhere near my donut.
this is our nite post?
damn you MK!
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
no he really is way to dumb looking for me BUT having said that if someone paid me lets say 1 mill i might IF i can keep my eyes shut
Anyone else loving the irony of the only people finding him attractive so far are men? Teehee
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Charles Manson, I just want to say men like you are sexy. Comfortable in your own skin. Love it.
What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?
Hell no I would not hit Asston Doucher.
Family Guy and American dad were funny, and I would hit it with someone else's car.
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
Nope. He's just too sexless. I'd feel like I was doing a teenager.
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The New Improved Wyle E
Some of us are still recovering from seeing Vadge's vintage sascrotch the first time. I still won't let my dog sit on my lap because it gives me terrible flashbacks.
I found a great site _______Wealthybeauty.COM_______ . where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy
He's all yours MK! Although his mother er I mean wife may get pissed.
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Sun, 03/29/2009 - 9:00pm.
I don't suffer fools and I don't find morons sexy. But that's just me.
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You and me both.
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You know the ho was chompin on his chamois.
(Courtesy of coiled-n-hissing)
Submitted by pomegranate on Sun, 03/29/2009 - 8:41pm.
Even before he was a certified douche, there was just something about him that was a big turnoff. Like a knee-jerk reaction.
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Maybe it's the fact that he got his start (70's Show) playing a complete moron. And a bratty one at that. Doesn't seem like he's that different from the character.
I don't suffer fools and I don't find morons sexy. But that's just me.
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I should be thrown into the loony bin for posting this shit. And we can share a padded room, because you're reading it! -MK
Nope, I wouldn't hit it.
And I love the douche-riffic face he's making in thumbnail # 5
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I should be thrown into the loony bin for posting this shit. And we can share a padded room, because you're reading it! -MK
Submitted by Charles Manson on Sun, 03/29/2009 - 7:03pm.
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I'm looking forward to your comments as I am MK's posts these days. Thank you, late 60's year old vet. I salute you.
Even before he was a certified douche, there was just something about him that was a big turnoff. Like a knee-jerk reaction. Demi looks the fool for tolerating this man-child.
Family Guy is very funny tonight.
The whole cast of Star Trek and Meg found Jesus.
The Church needs to excommunicate Sean McFarland. *LOL*
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What don't you fuckin' understand???- Christian Bale
She's a talker
I'd hit it with a brick.
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What don't you fuckin' understand???- Christian Bale
Hey Mittmah! There is nothing like going on Dlisted to get you through a bad day...even when Michael K abandons us all for a wedding in South Carolina (the banjo player from Deliverance is a tribute to the married couples offspring) reading the comments pages will always bring lots of laughs!! Cheers!
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"Dating Ashton was fun, but(giggle giggle) he has a really small penis" Brittany Murphy
No.
And, FAmily Guy is new and about to start.
that is all
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
HELL YEAH I WOULD HIT IT. YUM! www.myspace.com/davi_tv
It takes A LOT of hot to overlook extreme doucheness, even with a ball gag and duct tape (not that I would know about that personally...*ahem*...), Ashton's Doucheness, not unlike that of John Mayer's, simply cannot be overlooked, so no, I would not hit it...for free anyway...Oh, what? Like you whores' genitals can't be bought for the right price???? Skanks, please! We all know better. Who you think yo' skeezer asses is foolin'?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by The C word on Sun, 03/29/2009 - 7:30pm.
No cuz based on this boy's track record, pics of my naked ass would probably end up online.
Ha! Steaming his suit? Well, she was in "Striptease" in just a glittery G-string, so it's not too shocking. It's more that he perhaps posted the pics without her approval (tho I have my doubts about that).
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Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons.
Oh and I agree with what some of you are saying:
If I someone hot, then find out they have a shit personality -- it takes away the hot.
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