Sunday, March 29th 2009
The World Really Is Ending
Kanye West has abandoned his CAPS-LOCK key and now Posh Beckham has left her ankle-murdering heels at home! Hold your favorite dildo close, because the end is near and you're going to need it wherever you're going (aka HELL).
Posh left Wembley in London yesterday looking like herself from the waist up and like Stepford Katie from the waist down. Posh even looks confused by that shit on her feet. It must feel kind of weird and lonely when you can't hear the screams of pain from your feet after every step you take. It must have taken a herd of elephants and two cranes a few hours to pull those sandals off of her, because her usually-tortured feet weren't about to let them go.
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She better be careful. She totally looks bloated in this pic!
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I don't understand why anyone would want to look like this. I've never been a fan of the crypt keeper look. Must be some kind of mental sickness. *shrugs*
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I wonder if she lowers herself to read any of our comments?
Why is her head so big?
Why is her chest so orange?
Where are the stilts?
Why does she always bend the bag carrying arm so her fist is in her face?
Why does she always pull at her ear (with the other hand)?...if it wasn't Posh we're talking about, you could be forgiven for thinking that it's someone who is shy, and trying to hide her face.
Please Posh....eat a little. Just a little something. It's just not ALL ABOUT YOU! YOU KNOW! The pleb public are interested in the kids, too.
She looks like a bobble headed doll, her head looks twice the size that it should
I think the reason she usually wears heels is because she's short and self-conscious about her height.
love you Posh, eff the haters!
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WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
She looks cute..and her feetsies look pretty normal to me!
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WOA four sacagaweas? Whered you get THAT??!!
...the post office
Hey Posh, you look fat! Stop eating altogether, please (and disappear).
her poor kids are always straggling behind her like unwanted orphans, she pays them no mind
remember carol burnett as mrs. hannigan in little orphan annie? it's her!
Babs in Den Haag! Mooie stad achter de duinen! ;)
I am so fucking fed up with that ear grabbing pose. How often does she do it and WHY? Is she desperate to make it her signature pose or what?
Useless cow.
I read somewhere the other day that she had a bruise from playing soccer with her sons...I was shocked she took her stilettos off to actually play with her kids...She must be sooooooo painfully hungry all the time.
I do not like this dressed down version of Posh..yuck!
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Babs in Den Haag
Husband's jeans??? Maybe they are her son's! She is so skinny she can probably wear like a 2T or something!!! And the feet? She has done so much damage I'm surprised she can walk at all! What a dumb bitch! Feel bad for her sons!
What she lost in heel height she made up for in eyelash extensions.
She may not be wearing her clodhoppers but she is still doing her 'Posh Pose'. Designer handbag hanging from one raised arm, other arm raised to ear/side of face, eyes down, sullen pout. What a fucking waste of space this materialistic, shallow, vain creature really is. Hate her fucking guts!
wow she can accually wear flat shoes not her usual weird alien shoes xxxxx
Submitted by moosh on Sun, 03/29/2009 - 11:44pm.
holy crap! even her head is skinny
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
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huh? I saw the pics and thought: man, her head is HUUUGE! (either that or she borrows the body of an 11-year old to put her head on)
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Submitted by tojo on Sun, 03/29/2009 - 7:53pm.
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 03/29/2009 - 5:07pm.
I love her outfit. Seriously. And her BAG....
bag lust, you say?
try http://www.bagborroworsteal.com
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(enter at your own risk)
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but if you lean a little bit closer
see, roses really smell like boo boo
Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 12:35am.
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I just saw it and knew it was you. I was gonna answer back 'Go win a CAPTION THIS contest or something.' I really look for your CAPTIONS and Charles Manon's rantings, besides MK. You guys make this site great.
P.S. Netporn.nl is back up!
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 12:13am.
i left u a comment on your site
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"You know, and we know, and you know that we know that it's nonsense"-Daniel Hannan
This is a sad state, our media. Paps all over this nobody. Nothing special. A walking eating disorder with angry eyes. If I want to see interesting people I'll just pop into the CVS or Duane Reade. Even an average store employee there has more going on that this little bag of nothing.
holy crap! even her head is skinny
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
http://twoliablog.com/teacups-and-couture/
Ok, so I googled bunion surgery out of curiosity and now I feel like vomiting; look at some of the nastiness I found...
http://www.zfootdoc.com/_borders/crossover_A2.jpg
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this song is for you....it's dance the kung fu !!!
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@Tigerlilly: Your feet can't be worse than some girl my husband used to be friends with; she had one toenail we called 'The Griffin Claw'...it was thick and black and disgusting. She was parading it around in flip flops because she wanted to go to the waterpark section of this amusement park we went to. All I can say is that it was the nastiest thing I'd seen in a long time...
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Submitted by The New Improve... on Sun, 03/29/2009 - 10:40pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 03/29/2009 - 10:16pm.
I mean my Auntie had that feets operation where they de-jack yo' jacked up feets,
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Unfortunately the success rate of that type of surgery is low.
I looked into it once and decided it wasn't worth it. I have Posh feet.
Having said that, I don't walk around in flipflops scaring the bejesus out of the public!
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Really? Cuz my Auntie is pleased as punch! Now me? It don't matter if I have the Oprah feets or not, my ass CANNOT AFFORD NO FEETS SURGERY! I don't have da Oprah moneys...or no moneys really...
Yeah, I don't have bunions (yet), but I gots me some naturally fug feets and I ain't gonna lie...Yeah, me + flip flops = FREAK SHOW!
See, the diffy between me and Posh is I GET IT, I HAVE FUGLY FEET THAT I DON'T EXPOSE TO THE PUBLIC! Well, then again, she insisted upon thrusting those WONKY TITS in our faces for how many years???? Yeah, the feets? Mmmmm...yeah, not so biggadeal, knowwhutimsayin'?????
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Her face is a completely different color than her body. Seems like her makeup people would notice this.
So she's been trying desperately for another baby....a little girl! Hasn't she heard that anorexics find it difficult to conceive?
She really IS a snobbish mess, isn't she? Do you think she realizes that everyone knows that those rock hard balls on her chest are not, in fact, natural breasts?
She must have been told to get out of the high heels for medical reasons. Nah!! Even THAT'S not reason enough for Posh to ditch them. There must be something really, really wrong. What could it possibly be.....?
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 03/29/2009 - 10:16pm.
I mean my Auntie had that feets operation where they de-jack yo' jacked up feets,
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Unfortunately the success rate of that type of surgery is low.
I looked into it once and decided it wasn't worth it. I have Posh feet.
Having said that, I don't walk around in flipflops scaring the bejesus out of the public!
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Some of us are still recovering from seeing Vadge's vintage sascrotch the first time. I still won't let my dog sit on my lap because it gives me terrible flashbacks.
Of course the bitch has bunions! She's been walking on fucking stilts for years.
Essentially she's been walking on a dislocated joint her entire life.
I have no idea how she manages the pain? Actually, I have some ideas. Pills.
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The New Improved Wyle E
Some of us are still recovering from seeing Vadge's vintage sascrotch the first time. I still won't let my dog sit on my lap because it gives me terrible flashbacks.
What a MOM! Look how she plays with her earrings while making her kids walk behind her so someone else can take care of them!
I think feet are kinda nasty too, but our resident tiger is right; no reason for a billionaire to have feet this bad...PedEgg works just fine for me.
http://www.dlisted.com/files/oprahsixtoes.jpg
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all feet are ugly and should be covered 24/7!
Submitted by boomsy on Sun, 03/29/2009 - 10:10pm.
As bad as her feet look, they look great compared to Oprah's; good Lord that woman has some ugly feet.
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Yep, Oprah have the Mac Daddy of Fugly Feets...
I mean my Auntie had that feets operation where they de-jack yo' jacked up feets, and yeah, it's like some major ass expensive surgery, and yeah, my auntie got money, BUT NOT OPRAH MONEY, and her feets wasn't nearly as jacked up lookin' as Opie's...Opie, GETCHU FEETS FIXED...and you too, Posh!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
As bad as her feet look, they look great compared to Oprah's; good Lord that woman has some ugly feet.
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
If that one foot isn't injured, at the very least she's got bunions from hell.
The foot on the right(which would be her left foot) looks rather swollen. I bet she fucked it up and has to wear flats.
She looks kinda depressed or something to me; something must be really off for her to leave the house looking like a normal person.
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
Her head is the perfect shape of a piece of candy corn....Perfect! Oh, great! Now I wants me some candy corn and it ain't Halloween times...THANKS POSH, YOU BITCH!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
those feet are the heaviest part of her body
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The war isn't working.
her feet are pretty compared to say, oh i dont know.. katie holmes??
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The Early Bird gets the worm but the Second Mouse gets the cheese.
cover those talons up!! GGEERRRROOOOSSSSS
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The war isn't working.
Her poor footsies are damaged beyond recognition...it totally throws me off when she wears David's jeans..it's like the universe has just inverted and there is no more reality anymore. What's wrong with her?! She looks way oranger than usual too....NAST!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
She's got some nasty looking feet! I bet they kill her in those high heels she wears. They kind of look like Oprah's feet......lol.
Meh. looks like John Mayer took a crap on her chest. I didn't know they were together!
I've seen worse feet - on a gargoyle.
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 03/29/2009 - 5:07pm.
I love her outfit. Seriously. And her BAG. If I had money, I would be wearing that shit right now.
Me too! I've been lusting over that bag for awhile now!!
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kanye only wants to hang out with geniuses:
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Oops didn't mean to post that twice. Cable internet sucks.
I just love how she's parading five feet in front of her kids. I guess the help can make sure they're safe.