Saturday, March 28th 2009

When Dumb Hags Say Dumb Things

The walking and talking Reno, NV ash tray known as Katherine Hagel is speaking out about the rumors that she wants to scoot her ass off of Grey's Anatomy. At the show's 100th episode party last night, Katherine said she'll stay on the show as long as they have her, ''I'm there if Izzie remains part of Grey's Anatomy." Shonda Rhimes, that's your cue to let go off the rope and cackle as the ax falls on that bitch!

Katherine also told The New York Times that making millions of dollars stinking up movie sets during her Grey's hiatus is fucking exhausting, but she's willing to do it. The hag said, ''I'm more than happy to make that compromise. As my agent likes to say, 'High-class problems. I don't know if I want to continue for five years working 12 months a year, but I can take at least another year or two."

If Hagel pulled her ugly head out of her asshole long enough to have a conversation with a real person she would find out that working 12 months out of the year is called a fucking JOB! Imagine that! The poor little hag! Being forced to work 12 months out of the year is so hard, but having to look at her annoying face 12 months out of the year is even worse!

Posted by: Michael K


um, so i clicked that peta site. and while some of it might be true, alot of it isn't. don't believe everything you read. and maybe if more people donated to Peta they wouldn't have to put so many animals down. If people actually took care of their pets, they wouldn't be given to Peta. If people didn't buy pets from breeders who cause the overpopulation of pets, peta wouldn't have so many to take care of. It's not PETA. It's all of you! So keep that in mind.

Rosemary's picture

well that's it for me, I"m done with peta never gave them money, but i just looked at these pictures and that's f'ed up. But i'm not taking their emails anymore, etc

Rosemary's picture

And i hate that PETA thing on the side, that messes with my animal loving brain. grrrrrrr

Rosemary's picture

I'm jealous Paris Sucks, I was in Karate two different times and it was too much for me, too much exercise, I only got my yellow belt.

NativeNYker's picture

I luv me some of her - if only cuz I want to shag her bestest friend T.R. Knight! But she does tend to shoot at the lip a bit without thought. Although given all the scripted bullshit some Hollywood types tend to spew it is a welcomed respid!

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No no! Nothing bad can ever happen to MK! Our lives will not be worth living without him! Where will we be without the bitchiest, snarkest, smartest, funniest and best gossip site on the WWW??!!!

Mr. President's picture

PSL, as always. HAHA. My face has seen more drinks than most barroom floors.

Someone needs to put an APB out on MK's liver.

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fuzzyslippers's picture

Someone needs to track down MK and find out what the fuck is going on. Maybe he's fallen and can't get up.

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parissucksliterally's picture

hahahahah- who belted you this time? getting fresh with the women again?

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Mr. President's picture

Congrats on that! The only belts I've been earning are at the bar on Friday nights.

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parissucksliterally's picture

I'm great too! I just earned my Orange Belt in Karate yesterday.....the test was 2 hours long, and I am still exhausted...lol...

I haven't been here as much anymore, because I am so busy with Karate, which is great......:)

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You got a piece of me, and honestly
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Mr. President's picture

Doing great, thanks for asking. Been busy lately doing hoodrat stuff, I'd be doing even better if the Heiiigle wasn't polluting my computer screen. Hope things are alright with you as well.

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since we seem to be the only 2 around at the moment, how are things with you Mr Pres?

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You got a piece of me, and honestly
My life would suck without you
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Mr. President's picture

Hey, PSL! The two most elegant words in the English language: OPEN BAR.

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parissucksliterally's picture

Hey Mr President!!!

he went to a wedding last night, so he is probably hungover as hell today...:)

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You got a piece of me, and honestly
My life would suck without you
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Mr. President's picture

Rough night last night, MK? I mean, rougher than usual.

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good morning everyone....Charlie, you have never been to NY? It always surprises me when someone has never been- I don't know why.

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You got a piece of me, and honestly
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Submitted by Charles Manson on Sun, 03/29/2009 - 10:25am.
I GRADUATED FROM LARGO HIGH IN 1963.

*going to Classmates.com*

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Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 03/29/2009 - 9:25am

I GRADUATED FROM LARGO HIGH IN 1963. OUR FIGHT SONG WAS "LARGO WILL SHINE TONIGHT, LARGO WILL SHINE." OH FUCK. I NEED ANOTHER SHOT

She's lucky anybody even wants to see her at all...dumb statements just keep coming out of her mouth.

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Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 03/29/2009 - 10:11am.
Charles Manson: Well, what are you waiting for? Getcher ass to NYC. You could have a field day.

True Charles you should go...it will be an experience.

I have to go into the city today...on rainy days you just have to watch out from getting smashed in the face with the wet umbrellas.

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Hekki's picture

Charles Manson: Well, what are you waiting for? Getcher ass to NYC. You could have a field day.

And better hurry before they pansy it up any more. I don't even know where you can go see real live hookers working the streets anymore. But there are still a million places to get really good food and a million more places to get stinkin' drunk and entertained for free.

woodhorse's picture

I want to hear the story why MK can't get his ass out of bed this morning.

Submitted by Charles Manson on Sun, 03/29/2009 - 9:19am.

LMAO, I am not a bit worried about you CM, I bet you're like a kitten!

I have two homes, but I stay north of Tampa mainly, in Hernando County. I hear ya about the Largo freaks. I grew up in Belleair and had to go to Largo High. I was totally out of my element there!

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Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 03/29/2009 - 9:05am.
IM IN YOUR HOOD YOU FUCKER. I LIVE I WESTCHASE AND I KNOW YOU LIVE IN BRANDON. BUT DONT WORRY I AM COMPLETELY FUCKING HARMLESS. THE ONLY THING YOU HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT ARE THOSE FUCKERS IN LARGO AT THE DUBLIN HOUSE OFF EAST BAY ROAD. THOSE ARE SOME PEOPLE OF SERIOUS CONTIPLATION.

lizardbits1's picture

I personally love NYC, but I'm young and stupid, so we'll see how it goes in a few years.

xerquina's picture

Chuck you are not missing much!go to the nearest dumpster take a sniff and then hit up the closest ritzy place and that's new york in a nutshell.

Morning everyone.

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Submitted by Charles Manson on Sun, 03/29/2009 - 8:55am.

My dealer got busted was why I had to quit. It was good, I guess, but sometimes I miss that shit.

Submitted by Charles Manson on Sun, 03/29/2009 - 8:39am.

Say what?! The greatness that is Charles Manson is in my hood! YES!

And yes, the weather is sucking here right now. It was SO nice yesterday and breezy.

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Submitted by lizardbits1 on Sun, 03/29/2009 - 8:50am.
IVE BEEN EVERYWHERE IN THE WORLD BUT I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO NYC. I WOULD LOVE NOTHING MORE IN THE FUCKING WORLD THAN TO HOP ONTO YOUR SUBWAY AND AND JUST CRUISE AROUND BRONX AND BROOKLYN AND DOWN ABOUT SIX PINTS ON MY FUCKING WAY.

COMFORTABLY NUMB HAS KIND OF BECOME A WORD TO FORM ALL PURPOSES. YA IT IS NOT A REAL PLEASENT THING. WHEN I WAS IN MY TWENTIES I WENT THROUGH ALL KINDS OF SMACK AND COCAINE BULLSHIT.
I WAS PRETTY ADDICTED. THEN IN ABOUT 1979 I DECIDIDED IT WASNT GOING TO DO THIS GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN FUCKING DUMBASS PIECE OF BULLSHIT ANYMORE. I WENT THROUGHT THE RIG OF A ROW AND WAS SICK AS A DOG FOR ABOUT 4 DAYS. BUT GOT THRU IT.

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Submitted by Charles Manson on Sun, 03/29/2009 - 8:39am.

I'm a little North... and by a little, I mean a lot. Northwest Bronx. I think it stopped raining and the birds are doing their thing. It almost sounds like I'm the only one up in the world, which is silly because I'm in NYC.

Submitted by lizardbits1 on Sun, 03/29/2009 - 7:00am

WHERE ARE YA. IM IN THE SOUTHSIDE OF TAMPA AND IT IS RAINY AS HELL HERE WHICH IS GODDAMN WELCOME.

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Submitted by Charles Manson on Sun, 03/29/2009 - 6:43am.

Yerp, fits my mood this rainy Sunday morning.
*wanders off*

COMFORTABLY NUMB. PINK FLOYD.

lizardbits1's picture

Hello.
Is there anybody in there?
Just nod if you can hear me.
Is there anyone home?

Come on, now.
I hear youre feeling down.
Well I can ease your pain,
Get you on your feet again.

Relax.
I need some information first.
Just the basic facts:
Can you show me where it hurts?

There is no pain, you are receding.
A distant ships smoke on the horizon.
You are only coming through in waves.
Your lips move but I cant hear what youre sayin.
When I was a child I had a fever.
My hands felt just like two balloons.
Now I got that feeling once again.
I cant explain, you would not understand.
This is not how I am.
I have become comfortably numb.

Ok.
Just a little pinprick. [ping]
Therell be no more --aaaaaahhhhh!
But you may feel a little sick.

Can you stand up?
I do believe its working. good.
Thatll keep you going for the show.
Come on its time to go.

There is no pain, you are receding.
A distant ships smoke on the horizon.
You are only coming through in waves.
Your lips move but I cant hear what youre sayin.
When I was a child I caught a fleeting glimpse,
Out of the corner of my eye.
I turned to look but it was gone.
I cannot put my finger on it now.
The child is grown, the dream is gone.
I have become comfortably numb.

i simply hate women who look this and there are so many its like a disease

patty cake's picture

x25 more YEARSSS!!!!!

oxox

The war isn't working.

patty cake's picture

I feel her pain...I dont know how much longer I can work 12 whole months a year either..especially for a whole lot less money ...like millions less. I m thinking I can only take like 25 more of it and then ... well, I;ll just have to rest.

xoxox

The war isn't working.

zomay's picture

I wonder how dark her natural hair color is.

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tonicbitch's picture

I didn't think there was any celeb I wanted to hurl off a cliff more than Speidi, yet here it is.

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christine the hoff's picture

yuck!

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yuck!

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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sat, 03/28/2009 - 11:21pm.

You can run sockyfriend...

Nighty night!

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Green Is Good's picture

Can somebody reign in her giant ego?

TypicalSituation's picture

ugh. what a dumb ass bitch. she looks like it's a chore for her to hold that poor puppeh; like she's fucking grossed out or something. no love for it at all, just for show.
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 03/28/2009 - 11:07pm.
Here's a little taste though... recognise these people Socky?
*gets out 'This Is Your Life Book*
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*gulp* No comment. Where's my legal counsel? TV? I showed up for a modeling gig and before I knew it...well, never mind. *jumping into hamper*

Gotta go nite. nite. BF is back from the office. Going down to a little bar that has a live band we enjoy hearing.
*throwing little sock monkey kisses*

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