One Of The Final Signs Of The Apocalypse
If you're on a diet, fuck it off and stick your face in bowl of fried lard. If for some fucked up reason you have declared celibacy, go rub and wet hump the first hot piece you see. If there's a whore out there that doesn't know how much you hate them, immediately knee them in the butt bone and destroy them with the cunt word. Because the end is near. The sky is about to turn black and the earth will implode, because Kanye West, the Overlord of the CAPS-LOCK key, stopped using CAPS. Baby Jesus, hold me in your arms and dry my tears with your breath. I'm scared.
Kanye took to his blog yesterday and his precious pinky didn't hit the CAPS-LOCK key. In fact, he correctly used CAPS in the entire post. It took me ten beats to even read this mess. Even my own CAPS-LOCK key looks a little sadder today, because Kanye has abandoned it. However, it doesn't look like he's abandoned the DOUCHE-LOCK key, because he's still spreading the foolery. CAPS-LOCK key or not.
Kanye is whimpering and bitching about a blogger who questioned his manhood after suggesting he might be faking the straight. Oh, Kanye, stick your manhood up your culo and give it a rest. The world at large knows who your true, true love is. It's yourself!
Bitch isn't heterosexual or homosexual. He's fucking Kanyesexual. Being a Grade A Dickbag: Kanye is doing it right!
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Some ego problem? Some? Does he know the meaning of some? Some is an understatement, it's like saying MK is straight and loves Madonna's and Fishie's coochie! Control issues? Man, isues isn't enough to describe! I don't think he's gay - he's too much of a self lover and masturbator to be gay. He loves himself and his own BJ too much to love anybody else.
I found a great site _______Wealthybeauty.COM_______ . where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy
closet gay...set it freeeeeeeeeeeeeee Kanyeeeee
We don't care anyway
Oh pooh! Missed the sausage party!!!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNiUDwpiJnk
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 03/29/2009 - 1:58am.
you've been using quarters?!... oh, you haven't lived till you see the disappointment in their eyes when you say "i got a dime for ya" and it turns out to be a coin!
and on that note, i'm off to a date with alcohol caused asphyxiation... yeah, i know... i'm using big words to sound important!!
OT: not about to start now, now am i?!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 03/29/2009 - 1:56am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 03/29/2009 - 1:51am.
Yeah, and the strippers are probably getting tired of me putting those cold quarters betwenn their tits.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 03/29/2009 - 1:51am.
i feel your pain, i'm still tryin' to find a strip club that accepts double coupon day flyers for two for one brocolli as payment... damn this economy!!
OT: no... i'm not kidding.. not doin' it!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 03/29/2009 - 1:46am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 03/29/2009 - 1:41am.
I haven't found a slot machine yet that accepts food stamps, maybe I should try Reno
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 03/29/2009 - 1:41am.
and here we go into whether you qualify for food stamps... why you gotta make me look this shit up?!
OT: is anyone still looking at this part of my posts?... really?!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 03/29/2009 - 1:39am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 03/29/2009 - 1:35am.
you do realise vodka is not a medical expense... eh, fuckit!.. it's your audit!
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How about the wet nurses?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 03/29/2009 - 1:35am.
you do realise vodka is not a medical expense... eh, fuckit!.. it's your audit!
OT: what did i just say?!... not doin' it
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 03/29/2009 - 1:28am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 03/29/2009 - 1:25am.
and this now makes me wonder why you asked me to do your taxes
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Feel free to play a little loose with the tax code, need money for Vegas.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 03/29/2009 - 1:25am.
and this now makes me wonder why you asked me to do your taxes
OT: nah, not in the mood tonight
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by Crystal2 on Sun, 03/29/2009 - 12:40am.
Kanye didn't write that. It's too grammatically correct to be him. I heard he's been using a ghostwriter for his website. He's too busy designing clothes and creating "art".
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Yes, because nothing screams heterosexual like designing clothes and having a ghostwriter to defend your sexual orientation.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Kanye didn't write that. It's too grammatically correct to be him. I heard he's been using a ghostwriter for his website. He's too busy designing clothes and creating "art".
"I have some ego problems......."
Conway West has ego problems?
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sorry kanye, no matter what you say, you be gay.
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Submitted by mcnightmare on Sat, 03/28/2009 - 10:19pm.
cat humour at it's finest.
if you'd gotten any closer you would have been invited to 'rub the tummy'. age old ploy.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
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back to sexwith a man:
HIV is transmitted by needles or penises. many many men who claim to be straight have HIV, so you do the math.
i know where i live it's a huge problem, because these men claiming to be straight are having unprotected sex with women (who are NOT claiming to be dumb, but actions speak louder) and now you've got an epidemic.
so many men just want itup the ass, because it feels good. that's doesn't make you gay. but women won't do it for them (?) - or something...
i don't know - here is where it gets a little fuzzy, as i've always been a real slut, so i need more research.
if kanye came out as gay, he'd be even huger in real life than he is in is own mind.
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i know you like to think your shit don't stink
but if you lean a little bit closer
see, roses really smell like boo boo
tiger, don't threaten me with a good time (as MK likes to say). i'm so hard up, i'm thinking of doing john mayer!
seriously tho (ahem)
in the '80s, i knew a woman whose brother worked for Barnum and Bailey circus, so after a performance i went backstage with her. it was this huge arena with all these sad caged animals. (sorry).
i couldn't take my eyes off this one tiger, pacing in this way-too-small cage. i stood about 15 feet way, and the tiger began to rub itself like a cat along the sides of the cage, beckoning me to pet it. i crouched down and kept getting closer, thinking "wow! i am going to get to pet a tiger!"
i moved closer, inch by inch, until i was arms length away,and the tiger is still turning in this small space,rubbing herself against the bars and looking at me invitingly. at the last minute, just when i reached my hand out, she mock jumped at me and growled, once, loud.
i did NOT pee my pants, but i hit the dirt floor running as she laughed at me.
so i have great respect for tiger kind, as i was once
Thoroughly Punk'd By A Tiger.
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i know you like to think your shit don't stink
but if you lean a little bit closer
see, roses really smell like boo boo
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 03/28/2009 - 9:48pm.
I used to live across the street from a beat. Cars'd be cruising back and forth lookin for a trick to do sexytimes with, and some of the cars had babyseats in them or 'baby on board' stickers on the back. Now, maybe they were gay men wif bebehs, or were borrowing a friends car... Butt (typo, stays), I think there's more 'non-gay' man fuckers out there than any of us care to know.
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
"or are you a man who has sex with men".
Tiger. Major eyeroll material. Stunning stuff.
Next they should add 'or are you a man who gets blow jobs from other men'.
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Fag.
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Submitted by mcnightmare on Sat, 03/28/2009 - 9:38pm.
hey, now we're talking my language...
a generic heterosexual man considers himself straight as long as he is getting his dick sucked, or sticking it in something.
as long as you don't get it in the ass from a man, you get to call yourself straight.
some men question themselves.
many men lie to themselves.
but they won't hesitate to lie to the rest of the world about it.
trust me on this one.
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Yep. True dat. What's scary is the majority of these men were married with children and had good jobs (not all but the majority)...Daynum...
So, they's a HUGE segment of the male population that have regs access to pussy, but is weekend "cowboys"?...But nooooooooooo...they ain't bisexual or gay....yeah, just cuz they stick they dick in another man's asshole don't make them bisexual or gay....
I mean, yes you ho's is and they ain't nothing wrong with that.
Fuck, if I were a muff diver, I'd just admit that shit, but I'm not...I just like to lick other chicks' pussies every now and then...I KEED, I KEED...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
hey, now we're talking my language...
a generic heterosexual man considers himself straight as long as he is getting his dick sucked, or sticking it in something.
as long as you don't get it in the ass from a man, you get to call yourself straight.
some men question themselves.
many men lie to themselves.
but they won't hesitate to lie to the rest of the world about it.
trust me on this one.
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i know you like to think your shit don't stink
but if you lean a little bit closer
see, roses really smell like boo boo
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 03/28/2009 - 9:28pm.
Shit. I think that makes 'a friend of mine' a washingmachinasexual.
What? That spin cycle is rockin. Or so 'my friend' tells me. Yeah. *shifty eyes*
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 03/28/2009 - 9:15pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 03/28/2009 - 9:09pm.
Kanyne is not gay, he just enjoys having sex with men...
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He's not gay, but his boyfriend is.
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I remember when I was in college. I took a course about AIDS. Well, the prof. said that there was a certain segment of the male population who STRONGLY identified themselves and heterossexual. They would not admit to being homosexual or bisexual, but when questioned in depth, they admitted to 'having sex with men'. As a result, in their questionaire they added in addition to: are you heterosexual, bisexual or homosexual...get this, "or are you a man who has sex with men"...No lie...Once they added that shit, the flood gates opened. See, you are not necessarily bi-sexual if you stick it to both sexes...No, not if you're a "manly" homo...Nope, then you're just a "man who has sex with men"...*eyeroll*...Women would just own up to they shit, but no, NOT DA MENS....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 03/28/2009 - 9:09pm.
Kanyne is not gay, he just enjoys having sex with men...
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He's not gay, but his boyfriend is.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 03/28/2009 - 8:58pm.
I think he calls her that so he can remind himself.
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Exactly. Frankly I'm surprised that he saw anyone but himself when he looked at those pics.
I bet he laminates all his headshots... makes wiping the cum off easier.
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Kanyne is not gay, he just enjoys having sex with men...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 03/28/2009 - 1:41pm.
Submitted by mike on Sat, 03/28/2009 - 1:26pm.
I totally think he's gay.
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ever been to this site? I just went and he has a whole section entitled 'girls'. Viewing that page confirmed it for me.
http://www.kanyeuniversecity.com/blog/index.php?
the 'my camera' section is a hoot too.
Wow, you do your homework! I clicked on the 'girls' section...it's all very creepy...
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 03/28/2009 - 8:48pm.
If it were anyone else I'd think they were a player. Doll, babe, hon, sweetie - all employed by people who have so many partners they can't remember names.
Not this guy. I think he calls her that so he can remind himself.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
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RE Kanye: "...and I run into a pic with me and girl."
I like it how he forgot her name. Or maybe that's how he refers to her all the time. Come to think of it, I bet he throws that around a lot. "Yeah me and girl are dating now"... "It's really cool hanging with girl"... "Girl and me totally like making out and stuff"...
Definitely convinces me that he's, like, hetero.
*rolly eyes*
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 03/28/2009 - 7:42pm.
I just noticed my typo. You can keep that, too. I've been drinking.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Mr. President on Sat, 03/28/2009 - 7:30pm.
He such an incredibly loving, devoted and caring human being. Too bad he directs it all toward himself.
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Oh I LIKE that one! Consider that stolen.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
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He such an incredibly loving, devoted and caring human being. Too bad he directs it all toward himself.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Does he really think the gays are just dying to claim him? Well, o.k., he does think that. lol
I wish the media would stop giving him the attention he so craves.
I think that I am turning Kanyesexual. I have never cared too much for him, but after seeing what he could do with CAPS.....yowza!
I hope he beats that baldheaded tranny and loses what's left of his career.
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The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
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Something is fishy. On March 2, White Lightning made some offhand comments about Kanye in a blog on Amber Rose's fashions, such as "i heard about KDUBZ' latest 'flame' (quotations are necessaire, i do NOT believe that KW likes to touch it on girls)." Twenty-five days later, he gets around to mentioning it? Then WL posts stats showing the hits she's gotten as a result of Kanye's mention of her.
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Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons.
Someone wedge his nutsack in a car door jam and slam hard.... please.
My understanding is that this shithead, KAYNE WEST, is a complete and thorough queer.
I read White Lighting, next to dlisted is one of my favorite blogs, so it is kind of "bizzarro world" to me to see a kanye post on dlisted about whitelighting! I love elizabeth shes so next levs ;)
Michael, I think you covered all the bases on this f_cktard! Although that hot beast of an albino ladyboy he's running around with these days has some serious moose nuckles that need to be addressed!
All this means is that he had some flunky do it who actually knows how to type.
I think it's his evil doppleganger...
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
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Submitted by mike on Sat, 03/28/2009 - 1:26pm.
I totally think he's gay.
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ever been to this site? I just went and he has a whole section entitled 'girls'. Viewing that page confirmed it for me.
http://www.kanyeuniversecity.com/blog/index.php?
the 'my camera' section is a hoot too.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
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