Birthday Sluts

Hey you bite your tongue young lady!!

Happy late Birthday Eric Idle!!! Great story...When it first became public that "one of" they Pythons was a homosexual, someone complained that it was against God's law and Eric responded ""We've found out who it was and we've had him shot."

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Happy Birthday sluts and extra spanks to Perry ..at first glance I thought this was Bale.Hot!

xoxoxoxox
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Is that a recent picture? I'd still hit it.

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"Today could be the day I'm mistaken for someone important."

Submitted by NitWitty on Sun, 03/29/2009 - 9:41pm.

Hmmmm. Microsoft? Dunno, Nittay. Need some more ice?

Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 03/29/2009 - 9:32pm.
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I don't understand how I can write on this POS laptop all day long, only to come post on DL and have it lock up, give me the BIG effin' blue screen and reboot three times before I get another internet connection. Isn't this IT?!
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.

Submitted by NitWitty on Sun, 03/29/2009 - 9:27pm.

I'm sure it's the booze and I'm being punished for not checking in the last couple days. But when I saw this pic, I thought WTF is Christian Bale doing now?!?

What don't you fucking understand?

I'm sure it's the booze and I'm being punished for not checking in the last couple days. But when I saw this pic, I thought WTF is Christian Bale doing now?!?
Happy birfday Eric Idle and Christopher (i don't care if you can't act or speak English as long as you have a big schlong) Lambert...cuz, there can only be ONE...
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.

Perry... still alive...miracle

xoxox

The war isn't working.

Hayy Birf to Perry Farrell, Eric Idle, and
Amy Sedaris!

My favorite Jerry blank quote ever:

"Kids don't cost money, they MAKE money! Especially the little white ones."

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I should be thrown into the loony bin for posting this shit. And we can share a padded room, because you're reading it! -MK

Submitted by flo on Sun, 03/29/2009 - 6:38pm.
Lucy Lawless was indeed born in 1968, so she is 41 yrs old.

I'm sure that's possible, but how do you know that? Has someone seen a reliable birth or school record?

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Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons.

I found a great site _______Wealthybeauty.COM_______ . where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy

I don't know who Perry Ferrell is but he looks like a child predator . . .creepy and gross!

Lucy Lawless was indeed born in 1968, so she is 41 yrs old. NOT in her 50s. Either way, she's proof you can age gracefully and not put tons of botox in your face and plastic surgery to look 'youthful'.
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http://www.juicy-flawless.org

More Great Aries Sluts! is Brendan Gleeson related to Jackie Gleeson?

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Isn't it Bromantic?

he looks like gary cole as mike brady wearing carol brady's shirt and greg brady's belt.

i swear to god, I thought that was Sasha Cohen in character as Bruno.

happy birthday, Eric Idle!

"Life doesn't make any sense, and we all pretend it does. Comedy's job is to point out that it doesn't make sense, and that it doesn't make much difference anyway."

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Good day to have a birthday - Perry, Amy Sedaris & Eric Idle. What I love is an ensemble that screams faggot. I think I'll copy Perry's for this summer.

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It's grilled cheese samich, hunny buns, not girl cheese.

HB Christopher Lambert. Diane Lane was a numbskull to leave you.

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Il faut à mon avis écrire pour plaire à un seul lecteur : soi-même.

Lucy Lawless is hot. I have never seen a single episode of Xena, but any time I see her anywhere else she looks edible.

And has Jennifer Capriati formally retired from tennis or is she hiding somewhere in a backroom with a crackpipe again?!

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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.

http://www.myspace.com/triston

HOORAY FOR XENA!!!

Nothing's Shocking is one of my top 10 favorite albums of all time!

Happy B-Day, Perry!

We criticize Madonna for not realizing she's not in her 20s anymore, but this...just damn. 'Course, I don't LIKE Perry Farrell (his voice sends me up a wall) so maybe it's easier for me to throw stones.

Not that I like Madonna very much either, you understand.

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Did I dream this belief or did I believe this dream?
--Peter Gabriel

HB Christopher Lambert. The first Highlander movie is cool!

I thought Eric Idle died.
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Nope, that was Graham Chapman.

Submitted by Charles Manson on Sun, 03/29/2009 - 11:43am.
Submitted by woodhorse on Sun, 03/29/2009 - 11:27am.
Lucy Lawless is 41!!! Kiss my ass!@! She's at least 53.

I GET A FUCKING KICK OUT OF YOUNGSTERS GOING EWWW AND AHHH OVER A 40 YEAR OLD. ITS AN EXTRA FUCKING BONUS IF THEY HAVE PUBIC HAIR. ITS LIKE, NO. YOU START REALLY SHOWING YOUR FUCKING AGE AFTER 40. AND BELEIVE IT NOT TWATSTERS BUSHES WERE VERY MUCH IN FUCKING STYLE UP UNTIL ABOUT 10 YEARS AGO. BEFORE THEN YOU WERE A GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING FREAK IF YOU SHAVED IT OFF
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Your post put a smile on my face because it has always been a huge pet peeve of mine to hear asshole sexually inexperienced and probably naive and young people get their panties in a wad over some pubic hair. A bald pussy is very unappealing. Just keep it close cropped and the bikini line nicely trimmed. A nice, well manicured healthy bush is very, very erotic.

I thought Eric Idle died.

Lucy Lawless is one of those blondes who look better as brunettes. Kelly Lynch is another notable example.

Lucy Lawless is a hot bitch.

“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”

Johnette Napolitano once wrote to Spin: "Perry Farrell looks like an insect. Perry Farrell sings like an insect. Is Perry Farrell an insect?"

Happy birthday, Eric and Perry.

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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.

"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz

Submitted by mommylicious on Sun, 03/29/2009 - 12:08pm.

thank gawd you picked a photo where his mouth is shut, his teeth give me the heaves, i think he could eat corn on the cob through a picket fence!

Words of advice: Never go to the United Kingdom.

well at least he's not wearing love boat white captain's hat and shorts

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/

I thought it was Christian as well.
Used to have the worst crush on Eric Idle when I was a teenager in the 70s watching MPFC on public TV.
On a side note, thank God Dlisted was finally updated! I am bitchy as hell today and bored to tears.

Random. I was totally thinking of Amy Sedaris while doing the dishes this morning. For absolutely no reason.

Also, HB to Mom of Kikichanelconspiracy! She and Eric Idle are the same age. Cool.

HB to Brendan Gleeson, too. He's one of my favorite character actors, for sure.
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I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn

Amy Sedaris is so hilarious. And Lucy Lawless looks really good for 41!

Perry Farrel is totally hot, and I would do him. He looks like Christian Bale's dad in this pic.

Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 03/29/2009 - 12:00pm.

He's in a full out run at the end! hahahahaha

Monty Python - Storytime

Ooooo, Three Days is a great song Mike. My fav. Jane's song is "Summertime Rolls" off of Nothing's Shocking.

thank gawd you picked a photo where his mouth is shut, his teeth give me the heaves, i think he could eat corn on the cob through a picket fence!

Yay for Amy Sedaris!

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Cause we belong together now yeah, forever united here somehow
You got a piece of me, and honestly
My life would suck without you
-Kelly Clarkson

Amy Sedaris rawks!

Perry Farrel is one hot 50 year old piece. Oh my.

I think it's pretty clear by now Michael K doesn't write the Birthday Slut, Hot slut etc items. Those are done by someone else. Still enjoyable though!

"The Rutles" (Eric Idle starts at 1:34).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RFxencNmZw

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Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons.

Submitted by woodhorse on Sun, 03/29/2009 - 11:27am.
Lucy Lawless is 41!!! Kiss my ass!@! She's at least 53.

I GET A FUCKING KICK OUT OF YOUNGSTERS GOING EWWW AND AHHH OVER A 40 YEAR OLD. ITS AN EXTRA FUCKING BONUS IF THEY HAVE PUBIC HAIR. ITS LIKE, NO. YOU START REALLY SHOWING YOUR FUCKING AGE AFTER 40. AND BELEIVE IT NOT TWATSTERS BUSHES WERE VERY MUCH IN FUCKING STYLE UP UNTIL ABOUT 10 YEARS AGO. BEFORE THEN YOU WERE A GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING FREAK IF YOU SHAVED IT OFF.

Submitted by Tyroan on Sun, 03/29/2009 - 11:27am.
Amy Sedaris is a hot slut!
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Stangers With Candy is the BEST!
Happy Birthday, Amy Sedaris!

xoxoxoxo
hugs y'all.

This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.

Submitted by Mr. President on Sun, 03/29/2009 - 11:25am.
When did Christian Bale take up singing?
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LMAO!

Happy birthday Eric Idle! I love me some Monty Python! The Penis Song

HB Perry Farrell! My first concert was Jane's Addiction.

Good mornin' MK and Dlisters ♥

Happy B-day Perry Farrell, Lucy Lawless, and Amy Sedaris!

I was going to include a Youtube clip, but I couldn't find a good one of Jane's Addiction playing "Three Days" (their BEST song), or Xena and Gabrielle together in the bath.

I used to say Amy was my favorite of the Sedarises, but you should see the job "Rooster" did on my floors!

Much as I loved early Jane's, I hate Perry Farrell. Such a preening, pretentious clown.

And yeah, much as I love Lucy Lawless: I find it hard to believe she is seven years younger than Amy Sedaris!! Still, happy birthday to both pf you ladies!!
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Did somebody say PCP? I LOOOVES THE PEACEY P!!

HB Lucy! Xena and Gabrielle were the hottest couple EVER.

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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."

Amy Sedaris is a hot slut!

Lucy Lawless is 41!!! Kiss my ass!@! She's at least 53.