Friday, March 27th 2009
The Photoshop Awards: Kelly Clarkson...AGAIN
Kelly Clarkson is wasting her precious time posing in these photo shoos for her music shit. They are just going to make her look like a character in the new Pixar movie anyway. She might as well be doing other shit like, I don't know, kicking the whore who made her wear that fuckery.
Yeah, I don't know what happened with that outfit. Was it born from the Dollar Tree challenge on Project Runway? Because I see a feather duster, some placemats, a few safety pins and a kite. No bitch would want to hook up with her ass in that fugnesss, even if she wanted to.
And what is up with all those damn fucking sparklies?! You're not Robert Pattinson, bitch! Don't try to replicate the sparkly!
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Damn that looks fake!
why an award? she looks like a fucking dragqueen
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Kelly Clarkson ain't ugly, that's for sure. But she sure the fuck is not HELPING her goddamn cause with this sartorial eyesore!
Let's save the words 'ugly' and 'busted' for the likes (or should I say loathes?) of celebritites like Lady GaGa, who looks like she was hurled in a ditch from a high-speed train.
That is one who always needs to have her eyes pointed downwards!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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She is so beautiful.Love her a lot. She seems to have a nice profile on a single’s club
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I don't doubt she doesn't "hook up" because she can't.
Who the fuck comes up with the name of these songs? Wasn't her last album cover "My life would suck without you" and showed her sucking a lolly. WTF? could you get any dumber?
This girl just yoyo's around too much-fat thin fat thin. Hard rocker chick wannabe, sexy chick, I don't hook up. She seriously has no identity in the market. She needs to find her niche and stick with it.
I can't hate on her. She looks very pretty in this picture.
Not bad but they made her body a little too slight for her head. Only 10-yr-olds have that body-head ratio.
She was on Oprah like last week and her calves were ginormous. The dress looked like a big mu-mu with a belt.
Droppin Kids Off in the Pool
They also 'shopped out her boobs. wtf
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I should be thrown into the loony bin for posting this shit. And we can share a padded room, because you're reading it! -MK
I like her, but what a stupid name for a song!
I also like that she, at least, (can't speak for the peeps who photoshopped the skinny into her here) isn't trying to be a bobblehead. She WAS skinny for a v. short time a few years back...she was on SNL & I actually gasped when she walked out b/c she looked sickly she was so thin. It was gross.
"a feather duster, a place mat, a few safety pins and a kite!"
I FUCKIN LOVE YOU MICHAEL K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"a feather duster, a place mat, a few safety pins and a kite!"
I FUCKIN LOVE YOU MICHAEL K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Girlfriend's face was vastly improved by Photoshop, she has the worst case of butterface I've ever seen on a bitch. They had to spread that face out so she would look even halfway decent on this cover. And I'm being nice (if people can't tell)...the sparklies are gayer than anything I've ever seen too...not even Robert Pattison's hair would appreciate that fuckery...
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
"I see a feather duster, some placemats, a few safety pins and a kite. "
LMAO!!! christ MK - you slay me.
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I like her..at least she stays true to herself.
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WTF?!
She looks like she ran into Big Bird, Phoebe Price and Pam Anderson on the way to a bootleg Frederik's of Hollywood!
She should be a millionaire by now. Can this ho not afford a stylist?
Stevie Wonder could do better than this ignunce!
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The Photoshop people flattened her face a little bit too much. LOL Feather dusters! I don't like this girl. She seems really arrogant.
dramaqueen365247 on Fri, 03/27/2009 - 11:31am
Exactly.
"Walk Away" still gets cranked up in the car and at home....
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I like Kelly too. I do hate, though, that the industry 1) thinks women have to be skinny to sell records (remember JHud's album cover? Shitney's?) & 2) thinks we're all so stupid we think these women really look like this.
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hahahhaha!
the Dollar Tree Challenge on PR, thank you so much for the laughter!
really though, i love the marketing though. i do not hook up...please, is this the new abstinence/purity promise slogan? every righteous mom of a teen girl is going out to walmart right now to buy one of these cool cd's.
and i am a born again virgin!
Doesnt she like weigh 30 pounds more than what we see in this pic?
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What is she wearing?
Submitted by gia on Fri, 03/27/2009 - 7:49am.
Look at ugly Lady GaGa, no one really knew she was that ugly until she took the giant sunglasses off
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ROTFLMAO gia! I like Kelly, yeah she's a little chunk but so what. like gia said she's not a model.
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Amazing that Kelly Clarkson is perhaps the most interesting winner that "AI" has produced up to now. Carrie has probably had more chart success but, aside from the whole Tony Romo nonsense, she is kinda bland. Fantasia and Reuben are pretty much niche performers now and Davids Cook and Archuletta are relegated to AC/"secretary rock" stations everywhere. Clay is *kind* of interesting but we all know why.
At least Kelly had the balls to challenge Clive Davis himself over creative control. The last CD may have stiffed, but she took a chance. I have more respect for her for doing that than Avril, Ashlee, Miley and the rest.
Regarding this year's crop, Adam Lambert and Lil Rounds seem to have *it*. Both will probably go far if there careers are handled correctly. It must gall Lance Bass that Adam's gay pics have only *increased* his popularity. Maybe Lance should have come out when N'Sync was still relevant.
She DOES hook up...with girls. I've always thought this bitch was a lesbian. She's a total tomboy, is NEVER seen with guys, and in every interview she gives she talks about how she's "too busy" to date. Uh, Kelly, somehow many celebrities who are much more famous and successful and busy than you still manage it, so that's not an excuse. If you don't want to, fine, but we all know you're talking out of your ass. Maybe she's aesexual, maybe she's a prude bitch, I don't know...but I think she's a lesbian. I really do. (Obviously it doesn't really matter...just sayin'.)
She does not HOOK up but she did LACE up that craptastic corset.
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Submitted by gia on Fri, 03/27/2009 - 7:49am.
...As far as her being fat, thats okay because she is a singer not a model...
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Well, except that she is not a singer but a fucking tv karaoke contest winner. That, to me, is very much not the same.
I love Kelly, and I love her new album. That said, she could have picked a better song to be the next single (like "If I Can't Have You"). And what the hell kind of GD outfit is this? Who dresses her? *shakes head*
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if I were a giant pop star, my CD covers wouldn't be of myself scratching my boob. but that's just me, I'm weird that way.
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is this real life?
why is this happening to me?
is this going to be forever...
I actually dont hate this girl...she has never had a sense of style though, so I dont expect her to ever be well dressed...As far as her being fat, thats okay because she is a singer not a model...She has decent eyes & of course they are closed here...She needs better people...Look at ugly Lady GaGa, no one really knew she was that ugly until she took the giant sunglasses off...Kelly has enough money where she could look much better 90% of the time, she is probably just too lazy.
Ever saw a one sorta like this one on
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It's where romancing with the rich singles!
....she may not "hook up" but can she SHUT UP.
Kelly Clarkson is talented, that's the truth. Going back I heard her say a 'Whateverrrr' in relation to other people on AI who were trying to seek careers. At that moment she appeared to me to be a snooty little gunt. She is passably cute but no amount of photoscraping will make her beautiful. She doesn't hook up because she's fug.
And that's the troof. BLLLLLLP!
Honestly this shit is just out of hand. For real. This chick is straight up fat and sloppy in real life. I am at a loss. Shit doesn't even entertain me anymore, its like if you want to look good hit the fuckin gym and take some pride in your appearance. Airbrushing the shit out of your singles covers does not change ANYTHING. Yuck. Repulsive. Retarded.
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