Wino And Her Crackhive Hit The Clinic
Amy Wino's crackhive is looking happy, healthy and well fed. While Wino was out cocktail stealing in St. Lucia, her crackhive was probably laying up in a rehab clinic trying to shake the cravings for the evil shit. Nowadays, it's looking sober and honestly, kind of fat. That chunky ass bitch needs to call Jenny or go back on the crack again. Wino's got some junk in the hive.
The former Crackie of Camden left her new house today and told the paps she was skipping off to the clinic to get a blood test. Wino said that after what happened to Jade Goody, she wants to be extra careful and shit. Crackie, please. You know the real reason why she goes to the hospital. She sends her crackhive off to sneak into the medicine closet to get fill itself with a ton of delicious dolls for Wino to feast on later. And while she's there, she gives a blow job or two to a nitrous tank. That's the real reason!
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good lord, she's still alive? sweet mother of god
Good luck Amy girl.
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I hope the nurses at that clinic are prepared for Hurricane Crackie. They may die just by the proximity to such cantankerous crackerocity!!
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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Fri, 03/27/2009 - 4:55pm.
She looks dirty-cute. Wino grows on a girl:)
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You scare me, unless you're saying that Wino's got so many freaky fungus diseases as to have a full time staffer from the CDC collecting samples off her 24/7-that some of it is bound to, you know, like jump off her, and grow on a girl. I get that.
She has got the junkie whore body now. They always are real skinny in the legs but develop this pooch. Too much carbs from cheap food and booze. Body attempting to keep the fat around the torso that the meth isn't burning off.
She is a methed out freak covered in scabs and she's worried about dying of cancer? Please bitch, you aren't going to make it that far. I hate to think where this girls vadge has been. HPV is probably the least harmful thing she's got to worry about being up there.
why cant she wear black ballet shoes ... pink ones suck arse!
What a little cutie!
2 questions:
1) Why does this methed out crackie skank feel that wearing vulcan eye makeup & piling on the Aretha Franklin beehive is attractive?
2) Why the fuck does anyone care about this total & complete drugged out loser?
She looks dirty-cute. Wino grows on a girl:)
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"Crackie, please". ... HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!
But you know... sooner or later, we all say that at least once in our life.
Christ she's a fucking spaz.
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She looks like she bathes now..yay for her...
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
hilarious - AS IF SHE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT HER HEALTH!!!
"oh i'm gonna to ingest coke and CRACK thats worth about the aggregate GDPs of 10 small african countries, but i'll go get a pap smear to check if my vagina is healthy."
fucking crack brain.
uh-thefuck-oh. i like her dress. *dials doctor, makes appointment*
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but, then again, what do i know?
WTF, did Amy just bulimia out all the weight she gained in St Lucia?! She looks hot though, her crackhive looks better than she does without a doubt!
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Miss Winehouse is looking better by the day and I, for one, am pleased with her progress and wish her all the best.
I'd rather see Amy Winehouse in concert cracked out of her mind singing live than to see a compeltely healthy ShitBrit lip-sync her way through an entire tour.
Long live WINO!
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Well, it's nice to see that she's so concerned about her health & well-being. It would just be terrible if she actually had something in her body that was causing her harm. Oh, wait...
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I'm not encouraged to see the ballet slippers have resurfaced. They are the harbinger of bad drug tidings...
Personally, I always wanted a pair for around the house (see that Winehouse? Around.the.HOUSE) because I thought them tidy-looking, not schleppy in the least. Winehouse has forever ruined that for me. Who needs to be walking around in footwear that squeak "Blaaaaaake" with every step?
She's turned a perfectly respectable shoe of the art and discipline of dance and made them into Crocs for crackheads.
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I love Wino posts! That dress is cute (and I love the damn crackhive; it's her trademark), but why the hell does she look perfectly okay in the day but at night she turns into Crackula?
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I saw a girl on the bus yesterday sporting the lovely ballet slippers and immediately thought of Cracky McCrackerson.
Those ballet shoes and wig - yuck.
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I wonder if her last two full years of scandal and insanity will affect sales of her upcoming (God-knows-when) CD. I think she took a long hard look at Titney and saw that she is generating more top 40 singles now than *before* she hopped on to the crazy express. She probably calculated that her own career may not take such a big hit after all.
Remember, she won a shitload of Grammies right in the midst of her downward spiral. The academy obviously didn't hold it against her. Who knows if the fans will.
Ballet slippers are back and that's never a good sign.
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@ Sheeps lol but unlike Brit Brit, she wears unnerwear.
Ahh, nothing like a little Wino up-skirt with morning coffee.
@ gia that dress is cute.
Her "dress " is kind of cute, but that wig has got to go!! Why wont she at least upgrade?!
Poor Wino, doesnt she realize that cancer is the least of her worries right now?
What's in that crackhive an octobaby?