Thursday, March 26th 2009
Padma Lakshmi Sexing Up A Cheeseburger
Isn't this how you eat a cheeseburger? You sit on a stoop, hike up your dress, spread your legs and devour that thing like it was a 9" dick. Just like a dick, that cheeseburger won't tell you it loves you, won't fucking touch your ass afterwards and won't even thinking of calling you the next day. Look, it even busted one on her leg and didn't apologize or give her a baby wipe.
But on a serious note, hot bitches like this don't eat that shit! Padma is faking it. Hardee's is not catering to their demographic. This should be an obese construction worker, sitting on the sidewalk with sauce dripping all over his left moob which is poking out of his overalls. Way sexier.
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she's fuckin hot. the end.
I pay $60 bucks a m0nth
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Submitted by Charles Manson on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 10:27pm.
ha
Submitted by z-listed on Fri, 03/27/2009 - 10:09pm.
What the hell is this Indian doing eating a COW???
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All that religious malarkey goes out the window when they wave cold hard cash in your face.
I've never been to India, but it looks like a shithole. I keep playing that scene from Slumdog Millionaire in my mind where they take that kids eyes so he can beg. I'd be scared fuckless if I was from india. Do anything to stay away from that degrading way of life-even suck cow cock on TV for hardees.
On the plus side, she's on her way down if she's doing this shit. Probably got notice her TV show was canceled. She's probably on this web site now looking for those chinese spammer messages telling her how she can meet a sugar daddy on suckaffluentcock.com
What the hell is this Indian doing eating a COW???
Food isn't sexy. Delicious, yes! Sexy, no. And FAST food is fucking disgusting. Also, how is this bitch a culinary expert? Because of what, Top Chef? STFU! I thought she married up and didn't have to work, much less deepthroat a Hardee's burger on TV?
Charles Manson, I love you!
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madam ex I'm glad I'm not the only one.
Come on. I wanna hear how she really talks!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 03/27/2009 -
her voice bugs the living hell outta me. come on bitch, no one really talks like a porn star!
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I couldnt agree with you more!! I wanna slap the taste out her mouth. Stupid ho.
Isn't she Indian?? Should she be eating all of that pork and shit?! Ugh!
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"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."
So Carl's Jr Is Hardees?
her voice bugs the living hell outta me. come on bitch, no one really talks like a porn star!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
Actually, I think they are conscious of and speaking to their target audience - 18 to 25yo males. They're the only ones with the kind of metabolism & garbage gut to tolerate Hardy's.
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It's grilled cheese samich, hunny buns, not girl cheese.
nice to see her gold digging skills in action.
i didn't understand what it was about her, now i know...
Ever heard that this one appeared on the hot hook-up club
===" AffluentMeet.com "===
for wealthy singles to hook up for Love and Sexy dating?
Yuck. On another note I've always thought this chick looked like Angelina Jolie's older sister. I mean they look like sisters.
Culinary expert? Poor Julia Child is spinning in her grave over that one.
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It's better to be safe than itchy. - MK
I am hungry now! me want cheezburger!
xoxoxoxox
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Her love affair with food must end quite unromantically with her face in the toilet...you know she also probably spit that crap out after every take.
Tom from Top Chef does a diet Coke commercial so they should switch...its much easier to imagine his chunky ass scarfing down a messy burger rather than delicately sipping a diet Coke.
Wow. Nothing shocks me. This is fuckin disgusting on so many levels. Even more fuckin repulsive to me since I am a vegetarian. This bitch is fuckin lame, anyone with any oz of talent would not have to resort to this shit. Who the fuck deep throats a hamburger? Like that's even sexy? Please. My boyfriend would fuckin puke if he saw this shit, then he would state how much of a trash bag she is for doing something like that. I am happy to know I don't have one of those douche bag men who thinks retarded shit (like this commercial, breast implants and paris hilton)is hot. My bf wouldn't even know who she is. fuck he doesn't even know who Megan Fox is.
All bitches and commercials like this do is shove any kind of progress women have made back into the closet. We have been fighting all our lives to be 'equal' to men but how the fuck can you take us seriously when we do nasty shit like this and act like cheap whores cuz we think its cute and attractive. Women need to get a fuckin grip cuz you make chicks like myself look bad. Were not all degenerate losers looking to cash in on some over sexed bullshit. Yuck. I am so fuckin repulsed by the world we live in.
End. Of. Rant.
Skanky but good looking whore, professional gold-digger. Cashing in while she can. She's pretty much a disgusting slut. I imagine she'll appeal to a lot of guys.
Guess she doesn't have any issues sticking her fist in her mouth and swallowing 20 inch cock down her throat. That's obviously what she wants to impart. Advertising for her next dig I guess. Good on you slut bag.
@TITS. Yep indeedy . Even though she wouldnt have to with me ! :o)
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Love for lil ellie is eternal xxxxxxxxxxx
Submitted by El Bastardo on Fri, 03/27/2009 - 1:58am.
Yum . Her, not the blubberdiarrheainducingshitburger . Fast food is evil .
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you like that she can unhinge her jaw right?
:D
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Yum . Her, not the blubberdiarrheainducingshitburger . Fast food is evil .
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Love for lil ellie is eternal xxxxxxxxxxx
The skanky cheeseburger ads have been done before...and for some reason, make me want to not eat for a month.
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Wanna be taken seriously?
Put your fucking clothes on.
Bitch wouldn't know Hardee's if it slapped her in the face. I hate it when prissy stars slum for cash.
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“... and they've got Denise Richards from, I don't know, Crazy Bitch City ..." ~~Craig Ferguson, on the most recent cast of "Dancing with the Stars"
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Fri, 03/27/2009 - 12:08am.
Cause that TITS pissed me off. My personalblog being sweet. you $$$ ( no ads) Jut tips to help you. www.sickitten.com it's about celebs and product.
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If you were trying to be sarcastic, I'll say be careful - sarcasm doesn't come off well in forums unless you're very good at it (a la Team Valtrex).
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I should be thrown into the loony bin for posting this shit. And we can share a padded room, because you're reading it! -MK
Submitted by cuntwhore on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 10:11pm.
Mahatma Gandhi is turning in his grave
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...and laughing his ass off....
..."there's nothin' funny about dumbass motherfuckers - except today"....Linda Lampanelli...
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....proudly poisoning our men with Hungarian lemonade since 1926...
Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 11:43pm.
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'Night hon.
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I should be thrown into the loony bin for posting this shit. And we can share a padded room, because you're reading it! -MK
KITTEN, if weed is considered a drug then I'm guilty as charged.
I'm spent...Nite any dlist nighthawks.
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 11:31pm.
doing drugs is no way to deal with lesser looking peeps.
---Hon, it is sometimes. You should know.
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There you go again, Sick. Why can't you be nice?
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I should be thrown into the loony bin for posting this shit. And we can share a padded room, because you're reading it! -MK
doing drugs is no way to deal with lesser looking peeps.
---Hon, it is sometimes. You should know.
stupid talentless Hindu cunt
doing drugs is no way to deal with lesser looking peeps.
BLESSED ARE THE POOR IN SPIRT FOR THEIRS IS THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN
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They also piss off the better than people in life and then become bullies/trolls on line.
Internet bullies and online hacker usually not hot looking. Explains them being on morning, noon and night.
you think that's something? have you seen his 9.54 post? if i were ever to do drugs it would only be enhanced by reading that at the same time.
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it's the pretty people who do drugs and drink and drink to deal with ugly people...so you won't resent us TOO much.
while sitting on a flying carpet next to a big blue genie.
...and never to compare.
Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 10:54pm.
an alleged cow worshiper eating a cow and now CM quoting ye olde bible? this thread is strange indeed.
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you think that's something? have you seen his 9.54 post? if i were ever to do drugs it would only be enhanced by reading that at the same time.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
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Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 10:22pm.
while sitting on a flying carpet next to a big blue genie.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
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an alleged cow worshiper eating a cow and now CM quoting ye olde bible? this thread is strange indeed.
Submitted by Oxygen on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 9:58pm.
So OFF-T (kinda)
WHEN ANIMALS ATTACK
While vacationing in Aruba, I went snorkeling in waist deep water with the fishes and the bag of bread ....
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Geesh! Those fishes know about the humans and their bread!
Ya don't need bread to see amazing stuff when you snorkel. Seriously - the fish that hang out in places like Aruba and Hawaii are so used to people they don't give a shit. You don't need to tempt them to get close. I almost got run over by a sea turtle when I was snorkeling in Hawaii.
Lesson learned I guess! Glad you didn't get your bum pecked off lol
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I should be thrown into the loony bin for posting this shit. And we can share a padded room, because you're reading it! -MK
This lady would sex anything for money.
There's something you don't see everyday: Charles Manson quoting bible verses...good for you, CM.
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
Dude, isn't she vegetarian? Or is she one of those people who came over here and adjusted to U.S. culture...lol.
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 10:22pm.
LOL offensive and funny. i'll buy it.
Submitted by mcnightmare on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 10:01pm.
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 9:42pm.
I tried to read satanic verses. Boring as all get out...
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I NEVER TRIED SATANTIC VERSES; I WAS ALWAYS TOO MUCH ON THE GOOD SIDE TO DO THAT. BUT THE ONLY THING THAT SEEMED TO HELP DURING TIMES OF SORROW WAS MY SAVING GRACING WAS THIS MATTHEW 5:3-11
BLESSED ARE THE POOR IN SPIRT FOR THEIRS IS THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN
BLESSED ARE THEY THAT MOURN, FOR THEY SHALL BE COMFORTED.
BLESSED ARE THE MEEK, FOR THEY SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH.
BLESS ARE THEY WHICH DO HUNGER AND THIRST AFTER RIGHTEOUSNESS, FOR THE SHALL BE FILLED.
BLESSED ARE THE MERCIFUL, FOR THEY SHALL OBTAIN MERCY.
BLESSED ARE THE PURE IN HEART, FOR THEY SHALL SEE GOD.
BLESSED ARE THEY WHICH ARE PERCECUTED FOR RIGHTEOUSNESS SAKE, FOR THEIRS IN THE KINDOM OF HEAVEN
Submitted by kari54 on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 10:10pm.
Submitted by TITS
It'll pass? Ah yes, because people have only been racist this particular year. It's not the name that I was offended by.
this commercial would of been so much better if she charmed the burger out of a basket
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"You know, and we know, and you know that we know that it's nonsense"-Daniel Hannan
That commercial was about as effective as that one by LiLo for whatever she was selling the other day...pointless and completely forgetable
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
Submitted by cuntwhore on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 10:11pm.
Mahatma Gandhi is turning in his grave
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hahaha says 'cuntwhore'. hahahhaha
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
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