A Cokey On A Crackie
Only a crackhead would sneak into a bitch's car thinking they'll never get caught. But if you are a crackhead and you can't fight the urge to do that, then you might as well sneak into Kate Moss' car, because you know that bitch has mountains of the fairy powder all over the place.
That's probably what some crazy ass ho was thinking when she slid into Kate's car last night. The always fucked up Kate didn't even notice, probably because she had some of that coke dust in her eyes, and sat right on the loon! The loon let out a screech and her cover was blown! Kate got up, security grabbed the crazy and threw her out. FOILED! The lunatic's dream of snorting one of Kate's coke boogers was shattered.
And is Kate looking a little knocked up in the belly area? Or maybe those 6 ear piercings that are visiting from 1992 are making her look fat.
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johnnysgirl,
I know, that coat is too cute! And too cute for her.
Ha! I hope the lady told "Old Rag" to get her own damn ride when Kate got in. And what's with the busted Courtney Cox in the 6th thumnail?
She too damn beat to be wearing that coat - she needs to GIVE IT TO ME. I'll make it look good.
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I should be thrown into the loony bin for posting this shit. And we can share a padded room, because you're reading it! -MK
There's been a buzz for a while now that she looks knocked up. God forbid.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”