A Cokey On A Crackie
Only a crackhead would sneak into a bitch's car thinking they'll never get caught. But if you are a crackhead and you can't fight the urge to do that, then you might as well sneak into Kate Moss' car, because you know that bitch has mountains of the fairy powder all over the place.
That's probably what some crazy ass ho was thinking when she slid into Kate's car last night. The always fucked up Kate didn't even notice, probably because she had some of that coke dust in her eyes, and sat right on the loon! The loon let out a screech and her cover was blown! Kate got up, security grabbed the crazy and threw her out. FOILED! The lunatic's dream of snorting one of Kate's coke boogers was shattered.
And is Kate looking a little knocked up in the belly area? Or maybe those 6 ear piercings that are visiting from 1992 are making her look fat.
The lady is gorgeous, rich ,likes to party. I dont see a problem. I am available sweet kate, call me anytime.
Someone get this trash in rehab!
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
those are some amazing paparazzi shots!! haha!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
What's Kate doing hanging out with Courtenay Cox? (it looks like her in #6)
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She isnt pregnant, she would be a lot bigger by now...She has been looking on & off pregnant since those bathing suit pics of her were posted a couple of months ago & she looked about 4-5 months along in those pics. She is just a bloated drunk drug addict. Her looks are fading fast, but it doesnt matter, she can do all the drugs she wants & since she is "Kate Moss" she will continue to work & get modeling jobs....She should thank god for photoshop.
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 10:34pm.
Provolone, no way meeting you now because you are just gonna fall in love with me.
P.S.- Always followed around the supermarket by SOME guy.
===Run Provolone and I'll play Misty for you.
Back in the day there were a group of stick thin bitches that hung out in the same club with my group of friends. We were poor students who had to chip in for a dime bag of pot and share six to a tequila sunrise. These bitches all had jobs as office workers in Manhattan and made, for those times, good money. Anyway they would coke it up in the bathroom while we could only listen to the snorting sounds and they each had their own drinks. We thought that was the ultimate. they always looked good in their joujou spandex jeans, while we had to settle for high end polyester knock offs.
Many years later I spied some of these haughty bitches at a local club. HAHAHAHA, they had gone from being stick thin and willowy to face fat and body bloated. It's the drinking and the blowing that gets to you in the end. They puffed up better than a baloon at the Macy's Tanksgiving Parade. It did my hard heart a world of good to see them.
This is what Kate is suffering from. SHe isn't a young thing anymore and with all her hard partying, her face and body are showing the abuse. I hope it's this and that she isn't carrying a child. If she is she should be arrested for endangering a minor
And, yes I can now afford my own tequila sunrise (if any bar still will make them)
The Bully on this site is always ugly.
If only TITS looked like me....
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 11:39pm.
Linds will be great one fine day.
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put a fork in her...she's done...
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Linds will be great one fine day.
hope that twit twat ain't wearin real leopard
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
Goddamn, Kate!
How HIGH was that ho not to even realize another stranger was in her car?!!!
And she got ALL the way in!
She probably thought it was her newest undercover dealer!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Blondes with happy drunk face and leopard coats go together like PB and jelly! I never gave a shit about this girl when she was anorexic, but she is growing on me, mmmm.
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Provolone, no way meeting you now because you are just gonna fall in love with me.
P.S.- Always followed around the supermarket by SOME guy.
kudos on the spell checker. good job. next can we work on grammar?
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TITS, so white of you. Love it. Did you happen to check this out? And no not annoying plug at my personal blog cause, dear, that would be so tiresome (check out my zitbuster. I forgot about that)
http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/05/12/99-grammar/
Check out her boobs-she's totally pregnant...mine grew 2 cup sizes in 2 weeks when I was first preggers!
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Why in bronzer on the nutsack hell is she naked, but he's fully clothed? Take all them panties off, Zac!
Submitted by adeliyaruo on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 9:23pm.
her privacy looks so Licentious
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kudos on the spell checker. good job. next can we work on grammar?
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
You know, it's Kate Moss and Nicole Ritchie that have some sort of voodoo hex on my hate...I can't hate on them...I try and try...It's like my hate for them can't get no hate erection...They make my hate dick impotent, and that makes me all ashamed! Help me please! Someone get me an Rx of viagra for my limp noodle of hate.... :-/
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
KEANE,please, someone post that childhood pic of Kate with her original nose again. Such a reality check.
The ugliest kid ever.
her privacy looks so Licentious, a Reporter take some pictures and paste them on__classymingle.com__. which including sex party, loool~~
Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 8:34pm.
Whenever Kate wears that coat the lions at the Zoo start howling.
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Lions? Oh so it's like that, huh, Mani? Oh no, no, no, no *putting tiger paw up*...Yeah, if that's how you roll, then...You know, I just wish you had manned up and tol' me so in private....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Whenever Kate wears that coat the lions at the Zoo start howling.
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
NO lie, that crackie looks JUST like a girl I know that is currently going through a female to male sex change
Submitted by madam s. on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 7:54pm.
Team V.,
Please remember to crack the window for your mother if you're leaving her in there for an extended period of time.
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I can't, it gives the drug dealers an opening.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Team V.,
Please remember to crack the window for your mother if you're leaving her in there for an extended period of time.
Sure, Kate is wasted, but which driver or bodyguard didn't notice that someone decidedly not Moss-like was opening the door and getting in?
Submitted by madam s. on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 7:32pm.
Apparently no one else is struck by Courtney Cox's meth twin in the 6th thumbnail, huh?
madam ex, I was wondering the same thing! I'm pretty sure even if I was drunk, I would notice a big lady sitting in my car as I got in.
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I know I always do, but mom lets me use her handicap placard, so we're even.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Apparently no one else is struck by Courtney Cox's meth twin in the 6th thumbnail, huh?
madam ex, I was wondering the same thing! I'm pretty sure even if I was drunk, I would notice a big lady sitting in my car as I got in.
Ahahahahahahaha...these pics just made me laugh...
the expressions on everyone's face...too damn funny...and I like her coat...
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I don't care what anyone says about Kate Moss- I've always liked her and I think she's gorgeous. Not many celebrities are naturally pretty like her. She doesn't need makeup or anything. I think she looks great in these pics!
Who threw the leopard twat at Akashia? Is that Lindsay Lohan's father at the car door? There is too much going on in that picture.
she's pregnant. mark my words.
she's just drowning her sorrows now. she's very british that way.
she looks like she's about to cry in some of these photos.
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i know you like to think your shit don't stink
but if you lean a little bit closer
see, roses really smell like boo boo
that's coke bloat, Michael K, not a wee baby.
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 5:47pm.
It's paulie walnuts and chrissy from The Sopranos.
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What's happened to the American dream?
It came true. You're lookin' at it.
No comment is necessary!
"It's the Lifestyles of the Rich & Shameless"
Lost Boyz
She always looks so fucked up, and how do you not notice someone already in a car??? WTF?
Love that coat though.
In the last thumbnail, she looks a little Sharon Stone-ish to me. Sorry Sharon.
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F.ucked up
I.nsecure
N.eurotic
E.motional
That's probably her dealer. The paps just weren't supposed to get pictures.
Submitted by Salem13 on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 5:42pm.
Is that father jack in your avatar?
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
I wonder if she remembers her kids name?
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What's happened to the American dream?
It came true. You're lookin' at it.
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 5:12pm.
Blondes with happy drunk face and leopard coats go together like PB and jelly!
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LMAO! Don't they though? heh
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I should be thrown into the loony bin for posting this shit. And we can share a padded room, because you're reading it! -MK
I can't believe this bitch had Johnny Depp
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Bye! Good
lol Candy
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
Aint that Foxy Brown???
Inga is that you?
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She's def rocking the perma coke bloat thing. Either that, or she's due to give birth to a lil crack baby one of these days.
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Douchechill!
I'm sorry to say this, but she's been 'showing' for quite a while now, whilst partying her ass off, in public, every night.
I really hope she's just got 'coke bloat'-- because it's probably too late for her to get an abortion.
i hope sister crackhead got some of the good stuff kate is on before she tossed out the car...and i pray to all that is holy that kate is not pregnant...
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nice ass...when does it open?
Why is that dumbass in the 3rd thumbnail pulling the girl by her collar out of the car like that WHILE KATE IS STILL SITTING ON HER?? Fucking prick.
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
i love that black lady, i wish i was her
Blondes with happy drunk face and leopard coats go together like PB and jelly! I never gave a shit about this girl when she was anorexic, but she is growing on me, mmmm.
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