Afternoon Crumbs

There's enough grease on RiRi's hair and face to keep my donut hole lubed up for years - Just Jared

Ryan Gosling's green nipples - Popsugar

Some hot piece is living in a store in Milan for all to see - Towleroad

Ring ring! Hi, Ceiling Eyes, it's me. Please go jump in a hole! Click! - Egotastic!

Two useless pieces of dried peen skin in Australia - Popsugar

For our sake, I hope Pamela Anderson is taking COVER THAT SHIT UP 101 - Hollywood Rag

Jewel's broken knee matches her broken teefs - Hollywood Tuna

Beyonce's road of delusion is 19 million miles long - Lainey Gossip

Some dumb ho teaches all of us about the science of rockets (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Photoshop master works - Cityrag

The COCKSby Show - Videogum

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Afternoon Crumbs

Submitted by rk-d on Fri, 03/27/2009 - 9:33am.

When the fuck did Rihanna turn into Dionne Warwick??

Submitted by johnnysgirl on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 11:40pm.

Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 3:53pm.

Submitted by johnnysgirl on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 3:43pm.

Oh FUCK OFF Beyonce. Just fuck off. Get over yourself. Take your weave, your ego, your retarded alter-ego, your delusions, your entitlement, your pathetic body issues, your inane costumes, your spastic rooster-esque prancing and fuck right on off. DRY UP AND BLOW AWAY.

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Thank you, and FOR REAL! Does nobody else feel this way? Dang! It's worse than Kanye!

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Submitted by adeliyaruo on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 8:27pm.

HI, i heard she is always_ dating guys on__classymingle.com___ do you know that? i am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.

Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 8:26pm.

I have no doubt that Beyonce has a small waist, but I refuse believe she's in Scarlett O'Hara territory. I guess she's from the 'If you're going to lie, you may as well lie BIG' school of thought.
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Submitted by She She peritta on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 7:52pm.

Beyonce has a strange figure. It out of proportion. 19 inches my ass.

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 6:42pm.

Beyonce's alleged 19 inch waist is more than offset by her 44 inch hips.

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Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 6:39pm.

It pisses me off no end that MTV Australia would fly a useless flibbertigibbet like AP out there to host their awards show. Pfffft! *disgusted*

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Submitted by Anathema on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 6:34pm.

beyonce has a 19 inch waist???

HA!
thats the funniest shit i've heard all goddamn day!

Submitted by stake_spike on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 6:29pm.

Bitch please, that heffer is not skinnier than Jerry Hall. I'm sure they got all sorts of contraptions in that thing to make her look even close to Jerry's tiny waist. Clearly she is at least 4 inches bigger, not smaller.

Submitted by stake_spike on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 6:22pm.

Got damn those are some big ass pores.

Submitted by Anathema on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 6:21pm.

we can only hope Pam continues to keep herself covered cuz bitch is WAY to fuckin old to run around in the skanky outfits she's usually seen in...she just looks gross most of the time... I don't think anyone finds her attractive anymore.
I actually feel sort bad for her- she seems like a decent person, but she is definietly delusional about her looks...she's had way way WAAAY too much plastic surgery and now that she's getting old it just looks even fucking worse than it used to.

Submitted by mcnightmare on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 6:11pm.

i'm starting to feel for Riri. she's on a moving train and nobody's gonna let her get off, cause it will cost them money. so she's gotta play tough.

look st that little twisted half-smile on her face. she'strying to tell herself it doesn't hurt.

i guess i really am old enough to be rihanna's mama - i know it isn't snarky, but i'm feeling sorry for her sweaty ass right now!
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Submitted by FizziekruntNT on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 5:20pm.

Did anybody else hear Bill Cosby's head explode? I want video of THAT!

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Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 4:53pm.

It's taking a while for her face to pop back into shape. That must've been a good slam dunk into the dashboard.

Submitted by Anonymous Q on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 4:43pm.

Regarding Big Pores:

Low sodium diet and any facial mask with cherry in it.

Submitted by adamrichard on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 4:00pm.

"There's enough grease on RiRi's hair and face to keep my donut hole lubed up for years"

okay. need surgery now. sides have split.

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 3:51pm.

I have big pores too. Nothing helps. They just open and close whenever the fuck they want.

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- Elizabeth Taylor

Submitted by Dallas on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 3:49pm.

I have never seen such large pores on someone so young. She nhas craters!

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 3:42pm.

Too bad they couldn't photoshop a neck on that one girl...

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Submitted by Master Blaster on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 3:42pm.

The rocket science girl killed me. At first, I was laughing at her and then I totally felt sorry for her because she's gonna be that stupid for the rest of her life. Poor kid. Oh well, there's always that porn career.

I always liked Jewel. I'm a history buff and her jacked up teeth remind me of the 1800's when dentistry was just coming into it's own.

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Submitted by Snarkley on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 3:25pm.

I guess it takes layers of greasy makeup to conceal those latent knuckle prints on Rhianna's 10-head.

Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 3:24pm.

Poor Rihanna. She looks all sorts of broken up here. I remember when she used to look so hot just hanging out with no makeup and a bikini in Barbados. That's when she had her small cute titties not the new Roboboobs. And that greasy hair and kabuki makeup...Fuck! Don't turn into Jacko, Rihanna!

Submitted by Miss Thang on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 3:20pm.

Look Bitchonce, both you AND the designer of that ugly ass dress are STUPID.
Oh, and there's no way on God's green that your waist is 19 inches, you fucking twat. Now please go take a real long vacation. I'm sick of your face.

I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor

Submitted by DBs Treasure on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 3:14pm.

I'd take a stab at Jewel.

Submitted by chica robotica on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 3:11pm.

Submitted by Romy on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 3:31pm.

The celebs actually aren't looking so bad in the pics. Most of what he's done is put make up on them, maybe erase a shadow or wrinkle, pump up the color. But they don't look so bad. (Although I don't know why someone would retouch to put make-up ON someone in a professional shoot... just put the professional make-up you want before hand to save on retouching?) Some of them look like red carpet photos, etc, so maybe there's that but then again, I don't know who would retouch those? If publications retouched candids and red carpet photos, that would be really expensive. Honestly, I think it's just a big ad for the retoucher. In one photo, it even says, "He has great rates!" And supposedly he's famous.

Submitted by putsomestankonit on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 3:05pm.

If Beyonce's waist is only 19" then how come Jerry Hall's waist looks smaller at 23"?

There is no shame in having child birthing hips you deluded cuntrag.

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Submitted by Candy on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 3:03pm.

For the love of God please get Ms. Greasy's head off the top of the page! Please Mk this is torture!
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Submitted by Salem13 on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 3:02pm.

Ceiling Eyes is fuckin ugly and has anybody seen her tits? I wonder if she regrets getting those things?

I love Beyonce's dress. It looks stupid on her but I love it.

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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 2:58pm.

I just measured my three-year-old daughter's waist with a dressmaker's tape. It's 19.5 inches.

There is NO WAY ON EARTH Beyonce's waist is smaller than my kid's.

Any one of you with a kid can try this. (And my kid is in the 50th percentile for weight, so she is not even close to being overweight)

Submitted by Anonymous Q on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 2:54pm.

Beyonce needs to have serious talk with her publicist. I'm not a Beyonce-hater like most people, but come on.

Ok, now I'm really starting to think this Chris Brown/Rihanna thing was a publicity stunt. I've never seen this bitch more than I do now.

Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 2:53pm.

Submitted by johnnysgirl on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 3:43pm.

AMEN. AMEN. AMEN.
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Douchechill!

Submitted by Andraya on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 2:52pm.

19", that is a hoot. If someone had a 19" waist they would not stand like a Barbie doll with their elbows protruding to make their arms look thinner, which is her signature pose. Why is this woman famous again??? I don't get it.

Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 2:50pm.

Glad i dont use the same ruler beyonce does to measure my weiner. My dlisted name would be Sakura <--asian cheese *wink wink*

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Submitted by The New Improve... on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 2:47pm.

Pamela,

Your arms still look good!

Unfortuntely there is something wrong with your skin on your face (a little too much sun mebbe?)

An your tits - as usual - look like a babka cake that has been cooked in a non-fan-forced oven and not turned during the cooking.

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Some of us are still recovering from seeing Vadge's vintage sascrotch the first time. I still won't let my dog sit on my lap because it gives me terrible flashbacks.

Submitted by shut the smurf up on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 2:45pm.

Not interested in any of this loosers

He Dicho! caso cerrado!!

Submitted by johnnysgirl on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 2:43pm.

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Submitted by The New Improve... on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 2:40pm.

19 inches!

Beyonce, please ask your publicist to look up the term 'suspension of disbelief'.
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Some of us are still recovering from seeing Vadge's vintage sascrotch the first time. I still won't let my dog sit on my lap because it gives me terrible flashbacks.

Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 2:39pm.

RiRi looks oily and pretty fug but not as fug as poor old Pammy

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Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 2:37pm.

If Beyonce has a 19 inch waist, then I'm walking arounf with a 12 inch waist. Bhahahahahahaha! I hate when celebs flat out LIE like that.

I see they photoshopped Ceiling Eyes' ceiling eyes. Fug bitch.

RiRi needs to do something with her hair. It's looking a bit rough.
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Submitted by TEE on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 2:34pm.

I'm all up for porn but Oh gosh I just watched the Cosby thing... yeah i couldn't watch that, the girl looks TOO young. I'd ripp my eyes out border line pedophilish-incestrous - NO THANK YOU!