And The Flat Irons Cry.....
While Pete Wentz is out partying, chugging his own piss and doing douche bag stuff, Asshole Simpson is sitting at home alone with Bronx Mowgli giving her major bitchface. He's still not over that NOT FUNNY name. Because Asshole only has Bronx's evil eye to keep her warm at night, she's fucking pissed that her twatardian husband is out living it up.
A source told Page Six that there's trouble in doucheland, "Ashlee and Pete are on the rocks. He is going out all the time and she's stuck at home. It's just not working." Of course, their spokesbitch denies this.
I agree that it's not working. You know what else isn't working? Them being parents. They already failed the first test with the name. So everyone should just go their separate ways. Asshole can crawl back under Papa Joe's sweaty ballsack. Pete can grab his dildo and retire to the Hot Topic storage shelf that has had his name on it for years. And Bronx Mowgli can swing into the jungle where the wolves and Baloo are waiting to raise him.
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Asslee needs to take lessons from Kate Moss and OctoMom. Those two are always out without their kids.
Give the baby to Jess!! She'd be an indulgent mother and be fat and happy.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
(1) Fall Out Boy Fucking Sucks
(2) He Looks Like A Fucking Chimp
(3) Who Gives a Fuck About This No Talent Jackoff
(4) Ashlee Simpson Has Nice Tits. Let's See Them.
What da fuck? If you follow him on twitter you know he's on tour right now - so of fucking course he is "going out" - in fact, he just landed in Australia yesterday.
People are fucking idiots.
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I will never forgive them for that horrendous baby name.
I flatiorn my hair! I got a mad dope one called kioysaki and not only does it straighten, but I can get my hair wet and sweat and do all sorts of sh*t without my hair nappin up! Its wonderful!!!
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Beware Conficker worm come April 1!
Scan your computers bitches!!!
I *still* can't believe these two muttonheads reproduced.
I hate them so very much and will gladly p&l when they break up.
You must die. I alone am best.
the dingo's gonna eat your baby
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
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After seeing Wentz drink urine I really really hate him! Such a dumb putz! What a waste of humanity! Run Bronx Run!!! Yeah cause your mom's an idiot too!
Methinks MK is teasing the crap out of all you AI fans.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
She at least knows how to put a kid in a carrier.
I hope I can be a cinderella of someone. My friend recommend me a millionaire dating site
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where I can meet millionaires. It's really a hot place and just for millionaires or admires.
I hope they break up, the both suck
I highly doubt that these two douchebags are having marital problems *major eyeroll*. She's probably knocked up again already, or soon will be. TRUST.
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The joke's on you Asslee. Why would a young guy want to sit at home with his bitch ass wife and crabby kid with a shitty name?
HA HA HA.
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I hate these fucking losers with the burning rage of a thousand suns.
Seriously, they're like my Mop Head or Fishstick Paltrow.
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Douchechill!