Thursday, March 26th 2009

Tickets To The Gun Show

Alien Princess RiRi of the Universe is now packing heat to protect her ass from the rabid animal that mauled her ass. RiRi is rich, so when she decides that she wants to get some fugliness tattooed on her body by her favorite artist, she just puts his ass on a jet plane and flies him out.

RiRi summoned tattoo artist Bang Bang from NYC to L.A. to put a gun on her body. At first, Bang Bang drew two guns on her shoulders. Thankfully, RiRi used her brain and cut the idea, because she knew her pimps at Cover Girl would not approve. I guess they aren't putting out a concealer stick to hide ridiculousness anytime soon. Although, they could easily use the slogan: "Cheesy, Sleazy, Fugliful...Cover Dumb Fuck."

RiRi decided to get it on her ribcage instead. And that's where it finally landed.

In about 20 years, when her skin starts to creep towards the ground, that "*hardcore*badass*" gun is going to look like a wet turd stain. Actually, it kind of looks like that now.

Source: Bang Bang VIA ONTD

Posted by: Michael K
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Submitted by sushi on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 8:20am.

So does she think that people are buying that she's some badass when she allows herself to get a beat down? Unless that's a message to Chris Brown to stay the fuck away from her, she should stop pretending like she's some tough chick.

I'm tired of this bitch anyway. She can't sing worth a shit, her songs suck. Fuck her.

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Submitted by CRAZY on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 8:19am.

Hey RIRI have you ever held a gun? Have you ever shot one! You stupid fuck!

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Submitted by CRAZY on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 8:17am.

@ Nanners

Agreed!!!!!!

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Submitted by luscious_t on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 8:16am.

It's good to see she wants to stay away from violence...

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Submitted by CRAZY on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 8:16am.

WTF? Did you not just get your ass beat? Now you want to promote violence on your body with a tattoo???? Mabe it's a dedication to the cops that came to her rescue?? NOT! YOU ARE SENDING A WRONG MESSAGE TO OUR YOUNG GIRLS YOU TWAT! I will no longer feel sorry for your ignorant ass!!!! Grow the fuck up!

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Submitted by Nanners on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 8:16am.

RiRi is dead to me.

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Submitted by blueiceslid on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 8:15am.

I hope I can be a cinderella of someone. My friend recommend me a millionaire dating site

**** AffluentMeet.com ***

where I can meet millionaires. It's really a hot place and just for millionaires or admires.

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Submitted by specialkt on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 8:13am.

gotta love the key to her heart necklace...

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 8:13am.

Tats = Tacky

Riri = Not attractive

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Submitted by angry_secretary on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 8:12am.

whatever makes her happy, I suppose.

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is this real life?
why is this happening to me?
is this going to be forever...

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