Tickets To The Gun Show
Alien Princess RiRi of the Universe is now packing heat to protect her ass from the rabid animal that mauled her ass. RiRi is rich, so when she decides that she wants to get some fugliness tattooed on her body by her favorite artist, she just puts his ass on a jet plane and flies him out.
RiRi summoned tattoo artist Bang Bang from NYC to L.A. to put a gun on her body. At first, Bang Bang drew two guns on her shoulders. Thankfully, RiRi used her brain and cut the idea, because she knew her pimps at Cover Girl would not approve. I guess they aren't putting out a concealer stick to hide ridiculousness anytime soon. Although, they could easily use the slogan: "Cheesy, Sleazy, Fugliful...Cover Dumb Fuck."
RiRi decided to get it on her ribcage instead. And that's where it finally landed.
In about 20 years, when her skin starts to creep towards the ground, that "*hardcore*badass*" gun is going to look like a wet turd stain. Actually, it kind of looks like that now.
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Yeah, that makes you sooooooooo tough & such a role model to young girls!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
She is just a sad, stupid little girl...
...next she'll be justifying this fuckery by telling us that the guns give her "a sense of personal empowerment" or some other dumb shit. She'd have been better off getting umbrellas in her armpits.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
my husband thinks she looks like prince. he always says "where's your f'ing purple cape?" then rolls eyes flips channel.
"fugliful" = priceless.
angry_secretary: You're cracking me up with your descriptions of the bank personnel. Dead on.
The TD where I bank is pretty sad, too. They do have a stricter dress code, it seems, but the jewelry, the nails, the tight slacks and cheap shoes...?
The sad thing is the kids working there are usually quite sincere and you can tell they're proud to be tellers as opposed to working the cash register at McDonald's (although I bet it pays the same). Their grammar is atrocious, but they're mostly polite and friendly.
Oh, now I'm getting sad...
in my world, she can't do nothing wrong
LMAO, she flew somebody out for that?!! If you're going to get a tattoo, you might as well go all out and get something a tad bigger. If you're going to fly somebody across the country, it pays to get something bigger. Oh, and get something pretty or artistic or special. Dumb bitch, indeed.
Wow, she REALLY does have very low self esteem!
Maybe it's a hint to Chris Brown that the next time they get into it she wants a cap in her ass.
Babs in Den Haag
Quit glorifying Tupac you idiots!!!
Submitted by Mopa on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 8:29am.
Next time someone wants to beat her up, what is she gonna do? Scare them off by lifting her arm and showing that she's packin' a pic of a minature gun?
LMFAO!!! that made me snort tea through my nose....thanks.
Deb, you're telling me! that branch has some kind of lax dress code where the tellers can wear anything from a button-up sweater to a thin little baby t as long as it has the chase logo on it. guess which one our lovely riri wannabe squeezes her XXXL frame into?
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is this real life?
why is this happening to me?
is this going to be forever...
OK, fuck this dumb whore. Never really thought much of her either way, but now I'm really starting to hate the bitch.
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Listening to Howard Stern and they started playing pearl jams Glorified G, fits this pic perfect "double think, dumb is strength
never shot at a living thing
glorified version of a pellet gun" Vs. now theres a fucking album !
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Celebrate Revenge Day: 3/26/97, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GE7oh315Rb0&feature=channel_page
Babs in Den Haag
What a stupid beeotch!!!! She deserves whatever she gets. And it will probably be a bullet eventually, just like her dumb tattoo
i remember her saying her family didn't support her singing career when she was young... cause even they know she sounds like toad who's throat is being stepped on by a thousand crickets.
Submitted by angry_secretary on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 9:07am.
What's really messed up about your story is that a bank employee is wearing so few clothes that you can see that shit!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
as long as she is not singing, i am happy.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 9:02am.
LMFAO!!
On the other side of her ribs, she's got Pikachu and and Hannah Montana.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
every hipster in williamsburg has a gun tattoo. riri is xeroxing a style that's already old. lol what will she get next? nautical stars?
this morbidly obese obnoxious ghetto bitch who works at the chase bank in greenpoint by my office has the same exact tattoos was riri, the stars trailing up from her back to her neck and the stupid hand tattoos...plus she sometimes puts on this trashtastic weave to try to copy ri's curls. it's hilarious that this grownass woman idolizes this confused little girl enough to get the SAME EXACT tattoos on her body. even funnier that she thinks she looks like such hot shit.
I give chase bank a lot props for hiring the mentally challenged though.
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is this real life?
why is this happening to me?
is this going to be forever...
@jazzfish
true, very true.
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Celebrate Revenge Day: 3/26/97, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GE7oh315Rb0&feature=channel_page
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 9:00am.
phonies the lot of them (except eazy e and odb :)
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and MC Scat Kat
That actually came out pretty good. I always end up tearing off a little bit no matter how much water I use or how long I wait.
Wow, trashy doesn't even begin to cover this one!
These fuckers need to stop glorifying guns. Why doesn't she just tattoo a pair of thumb screws on her forehead, an iron maiden on her calf, and a set of gallows on her back.
There is nothing worse than seeing people with absolutely no class or sense of dignity splashing money around.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
yea street cred. lets remember tupac had ZERO run ins with the law before becoming a millionaire, phonies the lot of them (except eazy e and odb :)
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Celebrate Revenge Day: 3/26/97, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GE7oh315Rb0&feature=channel_page
Submitted by your ex on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 8:51am.
time, Fuck she is gonna look like a dalmation.
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ahahahhaahhaahahhahahaha!!!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
She flew the guy in from NY for that?! There are countless tattoo shops in LA that could have done that. She'd better stop spending her money so recklessly...I don't think she's going to be making a whole lot more of it.
Trivializing symbols of violence? I guess some dumb cunts really deserve the wifebeater they're with.
Look at Vanilla Ice - no amount of tattoos are going to give you "street cred" (crud?)
Looks like an ugly ass mole. fuck.
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WTF is wrong with her hair? Seriously.
I have been wondering that since she got the prince hair.
Is that natural hair or a fucked up wig?
Her tattoos look like birthmarks, Getting a cm long tattoo each time, Fuck she is gonna look like a dalmation.. And her hand tattoo.. Looks like she ran out of toilet paper and wiped her ass with her hand.
As far as tattoos go, I kind of like it. I haven't heard of this one before. So how long until Lindsay Lohan copies it? That's the problem with tattoos, they're fun for awhile, then you're sick of them, and stuck with stuff everyone else has.
whatever Rihanna, you're so gangsta.
RICKI: Adam was so off the hoooook last night, right! ??
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
She just gives more reasons every week not to support her career. She could have stopped weeks ago.
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Submitted by sushi on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 8:20am.
So does she think that people are buying that she's some badass when she allows herself to get a beat down? Unless that's a message to Chris Brown to stay the fuck away from her, she should stop pretending like she's some tough chick.
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true that. double true. she's trying to have this hardcore bitch image to back up her *shut up & drive, take a bow 'cause I don't take shit from nobody* talk...but it's a big 'ol FAIL.
even before chris wailed on her, every time she'd be talking about her leather/tattoos/metal studded shit style and saying she's a good girl gone bad I'd be like, bitch shut up! before her jay-z makeover she was way more honest as a sweet young girl with long wavy hair who didn't try to look like a dominatrix.
she needs to listen more to lauren hill - "girlfriend, let me break it down for you again: don't be a hard rock when you really are a gem"
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is this real life?
why is this happening to me?
is this going to be forever...
IS IT JUST ME OR IS THAT A BIG C*CK on her necklace?!?!?
You could walk into any tattoo shop on Ventura Blvd after midnight and get that gun drawn on for a few bucks.
i dont get her appeal one bit. her songs are terrible, shes not attractive, shes obviously mentally challeneged...so whats the dealio?
Submitted by threepinkcrayons on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 8:35am.
IS IT JUST BE OR IS THAT A BIG C*CK on her necklace?!?!?
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It looks like a safety pin to me.
Almost as classay as Eve's claw prints on her boobs.
Who would have thought the Britney crazy train would have started a trend? And to think when loony-tunes was lip-synching "Gimme More" at the VMAs Ri-Ri was in the audience with her nose in the air. Karma, ba-ba-baby baby baby.
Way to impower yourself RiRi. Why not get some brass knuckles tattooed next time?
Yeah, You are SOOOO Bad-ass....
Weren`t bad-ass when this idiot beat the shit out of you. I didnt see photos of HIS bruised up mug. Fucking cunt. Just as fucked up as CB. They need to STFU and go away.
This is really OLD look she hasnt got the tattoo of her friend bday on her shoulder!!!
Next time someone wants to beat her up, what is she gonna do? Scare them off by lifting her arm and showing that she's packin' a pic of a minature gun?
Those tattoos are terrible and she looks like crap without makeup. Go away now.
Fuck 'em both.
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He's a superhuman moron...
Yeahhh That Dumb Fuck is so bad ass that she lets a mother fucker beat the shit out of her and she takes him back.
Fucking looser.
I hope her career dies a lot faster than his.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Oh, I love seeing rich and famous people fuck up their bodies and lives because they are trash with no taste or common sense. I hope Chris Brown kills her, and then himself.
Low-rent-kicked-ta-the-curb-trash with little to mediocre back to no talent without mega-producers behind her low-rent-kicked-ta-the-curb-ass!
"Bitch, Get out of here! You spilled my Skittles!"