Tickets To The Gun Show
Alien Princess RiRi of the Universe is now packing heat to protect her ass from the rabid animal that mauled her ass. RiRi is rich, so when she decides that she wants to get some fugliness tattooed on her body by her favorite artist, she just puts his ass on a jet plane and flies him out.
RiRi summoned tattoo artist Bang Bang from NYC to L.A. to put a gun on her body. At first, Bang Bang drew two guns on her shoulders. Thankfully, RiRi used her brain and cut the idea, because she knew her pimps at Cover Girl would not approve. I guess they aren't putting out a concealer stick to hide ridiculousness anytime soon. Although, they could easily use the slogan: "Cheesy, Sleazy, Fugliful...Cover Dumb Fuck."
RiRi decided to get it on her ribcage instead. And that's where it finally landed.
In about 20 years, when her skin starts to creep towards the ground, that "*hardcore*badass*" gun is going to look like a wet turd stain. Actually, it kind of looks like that now.
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she should have bought real ones to protect herself from her beater boyfriend
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The war isn't working.
Oooohhh she's SO edgy *eyeroll*
Beat bitch.
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"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Those are really stupid looking. She should get real guns to protect her so that crazy teenager doesn't beat the crap out of her again.
Please! This DUMB bitch is SO ghetto. Why did she get the tattoos? Is she proud of being abused now??? And why the HELL is RiRi always looking down at the ground all of a sudden...and then when she looks up, she looks like she wants to get all psychotic on you. She is a MORON.
"People are strange when you're a stranger..." ~ The Doors
bitch should get a real gun. for serial, before the obamas take them all away.
Im sure Kat Von D disagrees with yall.
I hope this is a fake for her sake cause it is lame as fuck yall.
I thought those tatts by her pitts were bats
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Mawy: I'm with you.
I just don't like them.
For a couple of years, I was intrigued with having a tiny symbol in white ink somewhere really intimate, like right under a breast or maybe inside my thigh. I'm pretty pale, and I thought it would be really subtle and the only person who would be likely to see it would be a lover and even then, they wouldn't be sure what it was...
But I didn't do it.
...I saw an old lady who looked like Estelle Getty from the Golden Girls at the grocery store with both of her forearms covered in wrinkly tats...not a pretty sight at all...old age is cruel enough without the decorations...
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I agree. Leave em alone. That's a murder/suicide i'll vote for.
Culling the herd. Let the stupid people kill each other.
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Submitted by fulgora77 on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 11:06am.
Wow, I had no idea D-listed posters were such a bunch of grannies!
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not really. I'm 33, and i have...*counting* nine tattoos. I don't give a shit. This being said, RiRi is a fucking idiot. If she things getting a gun tattooed on her is edgy and badass, why did i have to go get my glasses to see that shit? "ooohh, i have a 2-inch gun on me, i'm badass!" LAME.
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I wish she had gotten them on her shoulders. Would've been fun watching her kiss them and flex her muscles as she walked the red carpet.
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
Submitted by Muffy_Simba on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 4:54pm.
LEAVE HER & CHRIS THE FUCK ALONE!
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LEAVE HER & CHRIS THE FUCK ALONE!
I'm sorry, I may be alone on this one, but I don't like tattoos on women. I personally would never get any tattoos (i'm a woman). I think it doesn't look attractive on women (I think men can get away with it a bit better,
To Mawy:
I agree that tatoos look cheesy and cheap on girls and even on some guys. And those damn tramp stamps are just the TRASHIEST looking things ever. I'm talking to you Albatross!
But I don't think it matters though, how the damn thing will look when you're a grandma or grandpa, because you'll be wearing sweaters and coats in the summer because you'll be cold all of the time! It's what seniors do!
Yup! Those tatoos are definitely Cheesy and Sleazy! NEXT!
i have no respect for her anymore. rediculous. between her and beyonce and don't know who annoys me more with their fakeness.
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Isn't it Bromantic
She's an idiot but I knew that all along.
Also I'd like to sate that this bitch didn't have money until Chris Brown's peeps paid her to keep her trap shut. That text was from a man. Could be Puffy, I don't know. All I know that it suspicious that all of a sudden she ha all this money to check out mansions and fly people out to put senseless tatoos on her body. Makes no sense to me. I smell hush money and lots of it.
There will be no testimony lest the truth comes out on whom exactly it was in that text.
蜘龍====================龍蜘
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God she stupid, why didn't she put it on her face on her temple?
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
She is such an asshole. Ink all over her body. I did the same shit (not whack ass guns and bs) inked my hot lil bod up as a youngin and low and behold I have not even finished my 20s yet and I want they all off my body.
Why would you want a gun pointing at your tit?
Has anyone called bullshit yet? They've GOT to be stick onners. If they aren't temporary then this bitch must have a really low IQ.
my tats are all hwat and klassy, even my tramp stamp, so kick rocks, hwores *side eye*
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¿¡Por qué no te callas!?
Not so good lookin' without the makeup.
What kind of shit is this fucking shit? Seriousfuckingly. I hate this fucking broad. For real.
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They look like little Stealth bombers--
http://www.benbarrack.com/Images/Military/3_AirForce/StealthBomber.jpg
Lame
What an idiot.
Supposedly, Ike Turner 2.0 is moving into her new house.
I have no pity for her.
i'm no doubt she is one of the Sexiest women in the world since i see her private photo on __classymingle.com__,she seems to pay so much time on dating online
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 9:46am.
I got the exact same letter from Kara too!
Yeah, I feel special.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
OK, she just lost any sympathy I had left for her.
I think this might not be the real RiRi. She has roman numerals tatted on one of her shoulders. Where is it hmm???
she's a fucking moron.
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Fugliness indeed...and I usually like her tatoos...what would have been "edgy" is if she had gotten both of them tattooed on each side of temples...I'm just sayin'
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tacky! get a real gun.
Wow, I had no idea D-listed posters were such a bunch of grannies! Yes a gun tat is pretty trashy and gross but the majority here seem to have the opinion that anyone (girls especially) with a tattoo is a trash-bag ho who has ruined their body!? How quaint!
Now a story....back in olden times when I was in college, I used to do security at teen dances the bar next to my school had on Friday nights. I was in the bathroom one night making sure no-one was in there fighting/smoking and some of the girls noticed my tattoos and started showing me theirs. One girl had a india ink (done with a sewing needle) tat of a handgun going across her entire lower stomach....and she had just had a kid. It looked like a shitty drawing done on a deflated balloon. Now THAT'S trashy!!
and so ends my longest ever D-Listed post.
I thought they were hair dryers.
ahhh, mk, how are you gonna comment on her being rich and not bring up the cardboard box stored in her fireplace behind her??
Is that really her?I do not remember a giant hand tattoo like that on her and that house she is in is filed with trash,boxes and cheap furniture.Me thinks and hopes its a fake.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Mawy ITA!
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Dramaqueen: Thanks for sharing that with us. They must be in a tizzy, trying to figure out what to do with her...
I'm sorry, I may be alone on this one, but I don't like tattoos on women. I personally would never get any tattoos (i'm a woman). I think it doesn't look attractive on women (I think men can get away with it a bit better, but not much) and I think about how you might regret it or how awful it's going to look when you're older. I think for women, there are FEW that can be tastefully done (ankle tattoos, I think, are the least-trashy spot) but anything on the boobs or arms seems a bit much to me. Maybe I'm an old fashioned 22 year old, but that's how I feel. But yea, Rihanna has definitely destroyed herself with those gross tattoos. Not that she's that attractive to begin with. I don't really get her fame. Very mediocre voice, not gorgeous. Then again, I don't get a lot of people's fame. I do wish I had Riri's wardrobe, though. I do like (most) of her outfits.
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Well well well, ain't we edgy and hip?
Guess when you're a singer who can't sing, you have to do SOMETHING...
Speaking of edgy, a gun doesn't even come close. Let me see her sport a "Roxette" mural on both thighs, an Ironman on one cheek, or an "I love Richard Grieko" on one boob.
(And yes, I don't know to spell his name, I wasn't yet conscious enough when he was cool.)
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"Being a celebrity is probably the closest to being a beautiful woman as you can get."
Kevin Costner
The tattoo isn't red as if it's been done recently. Either it's an old tattoo, or she's using stick-ons!
Staying celibate and letting my creative juices flow elsewhere.
She obviously likes pain, judging from the plethora of tattoos she has.
Maybe she will work her way up to a real gun soon and cap a bitch!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Guns, that's dumb.
Hey Prince is waaaay better looking than Rihanna and owns her in the talent department.
Snowy: I was surprised I got a response. I do wish they'd can her, though, & that the radio stations would quit playing her music. "If I Never See Your Face Again" is playing as I type this.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
She's going to regret those fug tattoos in about 5 years. Sme might be young and cute now, but that shit just looks EXTRA stupid when you start pushing 30.
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Douchechill!
drama: that was pretty cool.
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hey hekki!
I know I'm being harsh, but I always give people with tacky style a pass if they're even a little bit nice. this woman on the other hand is a bona fide BITCH. I've seen people in line at the bank actually tell the person waiting behind them to go ahead of them just to avoid being helped by her.
but yeah, I have no problem with the other tellers. I can't hate on their fucked up grammar or whatever, they're just doing their jobs & trying to get by like all the rest of us.
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is this real life?
why is this happening to me?
is this going to be forever...
corny