WTF Couples: Sean Penn & Natalie Portman
Natalie Portman has finally brushed the whole Little Miss Ivy League Do-Gooder Sunshine act into the gutter and has stepped into the most important chapter of her life: THE SLUT YEARS. Or what I like to call The Golden Shower Years. And Natalie have been made by one of the biggest manwhores of our time: Sean Penn.
Star Magazine says that after having dinner at Sunset Tower Hotel's Tower Bar on March 17th, the two were caught sucking on each other's tongues by the elevators after disappearing for 45-minutes. A nosy whore said, "They went to a bank of elevators that only goes to the spa or to private rooms. They came back about 45 minutes later, and that's when I saw them making out. There's a door outside of the hotel's Tower Bar that has a bridge to the terrace, so it's semi-private. I used that path to get to the restroom, and when I came back, I had to go through some curtains — and that's when I interrupted Sean and Natalie! When they saw me, they were startled and quickly composed themselves."
Natalie's vagina was in professional hands, but for her sake, I hope she covered it in a Hazmat tarp and ten gallons of Purell, because we all know where Sean's peen has been. Shit, if I was Natalie, I'd keep a naked mole rat by my side so it could eat the crotch maggots as they fell out of Sean's peen area. The dude is a back alley kind of slut. It's better to be safe than itchy.
If Natalie did all that, she'll be fine. I just hope she fucked the peen, walked away and erased his digits.
I also hope Robin Wright Penn is either a) spending all of Sean's cash on stupid shit or b) peddling that pussy to every young piece of hot meat in Hollywood.
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Errr...isnt he married? And isnt she young enough to be his daughter? I know right...Im asking like it's an issue...
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Why would ANYONE want to do anything sexy with Sean Penn?
Every time I see him I remember the scene from Madge's Truth or Dare movie when someone asks her who the love of her live is. She gets all serious and dramatic and whispers, "Sean.....Sean."
YUCK!
This is a distrubing story. Natalie is a goddess and Penn is the sewer trash. I am betting it is Penn's PR firm cranking these rumors out to make him relevant. He is getting long in tooth.
DENIED BITCHES!
"We flatly deny the story, other than the fact that she joined Sean and several others briefly during their dinner," states the spokesperson. "The rest of the story is patently untrue." - Natalie's Rep
Backing up that claim is Just Jared, who has a source that says...
"Natalie and (fellow Harvard grad) Rashida Jones were at the hotel for the after-party for I Love You, Man.Sean, Milk screenwriter Dustin Lance Black and two other pals happened to be at the same hotel for dinner. Natalie just joined them."
I think this is BS. No freaking way.
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Toiled, soiled and foul. Massive point loss on both counts.
Robin Wright FTW.
SP suffers from the coke-dick & probably needs sick, filthy, farm-animal type stimulation to do sexytimes.
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Robin, RUN don't walk to the best divorce attorney that Sean's money can buy. I have always thought Sean was a egomanical douche.
I'd do Robin Wright Penn except I heard she smokes as much as her old man.
She looks lovely but she must smell awful.
eh, natalie once came into the cafe I used to work at and I served her and her family.
they left a $1.50 tip on a $35 meal and were extremely stuck up. natalie was just plain cold and put on the bitchiest airs. she kept glaring at all the other customers, most of who didn't even recognize her since she had her head shaved and that was months before anyone knew she was doing that for a movie role.
whatever, a bitch wearing a diamond collar is still a bitch.
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is this real life?
why is this happening to me?
is this going to be forever...
I used to like Penn till recently. Now I find him to be repulsive in every statistical category. Gross. Ever since these rumors that he's fuckin Lindsay Lohan, then she called him out in that stupid interview she did I have just been FINISHED. And the fact that he is married!?! Idkwtf Robin is smokin on but this bitch needs to file for divorce AGAIN and actually follow thru this time. His ego is just too massive its pathetic him and Madonna should just get back together. Ego match made in heaven.
'There isnt any movement, there isnt any sound, so how can we go forward when we are lost not found.'- Dirty Vegas
Robin Wright Penn is somewhere breathing a huge sigh of releif---TRUST!
As with most posts I end it with--the real losers are the kids. :(
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come on....she was in Leon, Garden State and V for Vendetta...they're good movies
think she was brilliant in Leon, and she was about 12. though i do love jean reno
whilst i don't agree with penn's views and attitude, if he shuts his mouth he's semi-hot
I heard they have an open marriage..what ever floats their boat!
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Natalie was a great actress when she was younger. I believe she became wooden onscreen because growing up in the public eye made her vain and self-conscious. Her sluttification started like around when she played a stripper in Closer. I remember when she was super squeaky clean - said she'd never smoke, do nude scenes, drugs, etc. She eventually rebelled against all that, to fit in I guess. Corrupted by Hollywood values.
She is a really stuck up snob. Her father is a fertility doctor and I heard the were rich even before she became an actress.
Robin Wright needs to dump his ass STAT. He is making a fool of her!
And MIckey Rourke is to good for such snobbery!
yeah nat isn't that great of an actress thoough i like her. she, like halle berry made it strictly off of her looks.
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Oh, god. Please Ms. RWP! Grow a spine and divorce this piece of shit!!! Don't you KNOW there ARE a LOT of lawyers that would LOVE to rip this old fart a new asshole????
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wow, sean penn and these much younger peices of tail?! he must have amazing peen or a pact with the devil?~ haha or maybe its just that bad boy thing? ugh, guilty. :(
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Submitted by chica robotica on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 8:55pm.
Yup.
i hope penn beats her up worse than he did madonna.
YES YOU FOUND ME OUT! I'M LINDSAY BLOHAN! SCARLETT IS A CUNT! :rolllllleyes:
@Evilshoe -- agreed re: the tag
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Well, Natalie is a step up from Lohan for Sean. Maybe Natalie wanted to know what Madonna had fallen so in love with. Remember, it was Sean who was the love of Madonna's life not gay old guy.
I am sure this was a blind item a while ago.
What the Eff!???
You don't cheat on Buttercup!!! Ever!
That's like spitting on Jesus, or defecating on the Pope or praising Lindsay Lohan for her acting skills. That shit just ain't right.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 6:21pm.
I thought she was ok in The Other Boleyn Girl but only bc I think we were supposed to dislike her character... Anyway, IA she's awful. And while she's pretty, as an adult, she's nowhere near as pretty as I expected her to become when I first saw her in The Professional. Hope that made sense. I just expected her to grow into more... and she didn't.
On second thought, maybe she's just a fan of "Fast Times at Ridgemont High". Which is depressing if you watch it now.
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"You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side. Those are your only choices. This is my house and I get the say."
Natalie is nothing but a snooty little bitch, her past comments have really shown her to be not very intelligent or educated. She's made racial comments towards Palestinians and Afrikan Americans in this country. She had a Vogue cover a few years ago in which she made bigoted and unnecesary remarks towards the Spanish people talking about her unpleasant experiences filming in Spain. She needs to get over herself, Sean Penn on the other hand is an interesting man to say the least, yes he's an asshole but he's passionate about things that matter so I will give him a pass.
She was also great in Forest Gump.
Sorry for the double post.
Poor Robin Wright. I loved her in the Princess Bride. Sean Penn's a good actor but jeez he's an asshole. I thought Robin was going to leave him.
Poor Robin Wright. I loved her in the Princess Bride. Sean Penn's a good actor but jeez he's an asshole. I thought Robin was going to leave him.
The uglier the man the better he is in bed. After all, they have to make up for it since they lack in the looks department. looks are the last thing you are interested in when your kitty kat is being taken care of but good.
Ten to 15 years ago, I would have been applauding Natalie. But now?
That's just RAWNG, triflin' and confusing!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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I love Sean Penn but he is a for real slut. I only give props to him for giving love to Eve, because that proves he's a cheating asshole but at least not a racist one.
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WTF is right!! Natalie, I'm so disappointed--I expected better from you. He is so repugnant; maybe his Oscar made him sexy to her.
damn...sean penn is tongue kissing every starlet under 30 and fucking over his wife as usual...asshole...
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nice ass...when does it open?
I feel sorry for Sean Penn's wife.
PS: I remember her when she was Kelly on on Santa Barbara.
She's a bit dull but I did like her in "Beautiful Girls and The Other Bolelyn Whatever"
Oh for chrissakes SP looks like a shriveled peen on cocaine! NP should fuckin know better...ok, I'm tired of saying this shit, she probably wants to go to the darkside and see what it's like to have a drug problem. And Robyn should spend ALL of SP's money, fuck that manwhore, he's slutting around with Blohan, but this IS a step up....maybe?
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
This makes me hate NP and SP even more.
Robin, I hope you take your asshole husband to the cleaners. If you don't divorce him, spend all his money and take his name off all your property. Hide cash in the Caymans.
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Wow, I was a little surprised when she was dating(?)
Devendra Banhart, but really, Sean Penn, Not since he was Spicoli was he hot hot. I do like to believe that he did that crazy shit to Madonna, tying her to a chair and leaving the house. But perhaps I am projecting.lol
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'Stewie' on 'Family Guy'
In that picture, it looks as if they are going out of their way to appear nonchalant. In actuality, they look very posed and uncomfortable.
SEAN PENN= total dickhead!
Bunny Rabbit - As Joaquin would say, 'She's got a million dollars in the bank. What do you got?'
I think NP has taken on this very smug look as of late, like she's having her fill of peen. She has that glow about her and here's your proof.
Submitted by tired of rumers... on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 5:25pm.
Okay Linds, time to go - we know it's you.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 6:19pm.
PS. Hi Farrah! You're back from your secret missions! (see? I have a very vivid imagination!)
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Hi beesh! yeah, i'm back, you know how demanding Mossad training can be.. G'd bless your imagination. It sure has brought a good needed laugh many many times!
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