Pharrell Dances For A Big Mac And FAILS
Pharrell Williams glided into a McDonald's at an airport in Paris and begged them to serve him some deliciousness by breaking into a gay ass song and dance number. The employees didn't think it was cute and they weren't entertained. They told him they would serve him breakfast instead, but Pharrell wasn't didn't want that, so he leaped into an ode to Filet O' Fish.
The real star of this shit is the bitch stirring her coffee. That bitch doesn't give a fuck! She's making minimum wage and Pharrell wants her to go out of her damn way to please him?! NOT TODAY. A chorus of flying bunny rabbits could have popped out of his ass and she still wouldn't have been impressed. She finally quits that bitch leaving Pharrell without a Le Big Mac in his mouth. He got a Le NOTHING.
Pharrell should know that a bunch of cutesy dance moves won't cut it. He needed to make a pile of $100 bills prance above her head. Come on, Pharrell.
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They probably didn't know who he was, not like it would have made a difference. And WTH was that song he was singing?
i wish I had been there and seen Pharrel! In Paris, dudes don't know or recognize hip hop stars that ae so famous in Paris. Last time in February, papparazzi have mistaken Kanye West with Usher! He was so pissed!
I think he was trying to just be funny & silly & make them laugh while hoping he would get a burger & not breakfast...breakfast foods, although delicious, can actually sound kind of gross when you REALLY want lunch. Those bitches must really hate their jobs, they should lighten up & point & laugh at the moron embarrassing himself. I hope he didnt resort to buying one of those cold, dry, unfriendly, pre-made sandwiches sold at airport convenience stores, now that would be a serious let down after craving a hot, juicy Big Mac. Plus, I am sure his flight was first class, dont they feed you good stuff?
Submitted by Iffy on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 9:07pm.
Qui est le human chipmunk?
Je ne sais pas?!.
He was cute..the chicks were bitches..I hate it when minimun wage tards think they can throw a power trip.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
this boi is hot DID NOT FAIL and I'd have given him anything he wanted!!!
Submitted by Youri on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 8:56pm
Oprah doesn't realize they don't give a fuck about her in France because they don't know who the fuck she is! Bwhaha. I can't stand Oprah and her god complex.
I love the French. They could give two shits about Pharell. N.E.R.D who? And he's all surprised by it, expecting them to kiss his ass.
I don't know who Pharrell Williams is but I suspect he's either a celebrity or someone who refuses to work for a living. Those two groups have entitlement syndrome and they don't think they should have to pay for things like the rest of us.
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Qui est le human chipmunk?
You got to love the Frech. They don't give a fuck. Remember when they dissed Oprah who wanted to shop in some designer store in Paris while they were closing. They told her ass to PISS OFF. They don't care.
yeah wtf. Has he not seen Pulp Fiction? They dont know what a damn Big Mac is! Royale W/ Cheese motherfucker!
Estrogen a-poppin!
what a fuckin lame ass! x3
(lmao, I guess you feel deeply about that)
...lol, I'd still hit it though...
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haha! mickey d's employees always knows when it's closing time....
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nice ass...when does it open?
Submitted by madonnabeso on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 7:40pm.
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he looks like that retard soulja boi
what a fuckin lame ass!
what a fuckin lame ass!
what a fuckin lame ass!
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I thought he was just trying to make them laugh, just be silly. He wasn't demanding anything. I thought it was charming in a goofy way.
Submitted by riverchic on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 5:56pm.
BULLSHIT!! Is that REALLY Pharrell?! WTF???
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It really is! And it's making me laugh SO hard becuz I LUVS me some Pharrell. But these women could not give less of a shit if they tried! I LOVE IT!
And yeah - Pharrell's hot. It wouldn't really matter to me who he was - he's just so cute. I still wouldn't give him the Filet tho - everyone knows McDonald's don't play dat.
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Pharrell is so fucking hot... and he was really cute and adorable doing his silly dance, I like him even more now.
Submitted by _fail_ on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 6:02pm.
How DO he keep his pants up?
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LOL! Actually, I think he don't! He just seems to run with it!
Seriously - I have worn some FUCKED UP BUSTED clothes in my life but never clothing that would make me as uncomfortable as all that.
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How DO he keep his pants up?
BULLSHIT!! Is that REALLY Pharrell?! WTF???
bitch said, "where are you going... what are we doing" LMFAO!
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Who is this guy?
No I'm not googling it.
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That was super cute.
I don't understand why everyone says he is feeling entitled-- I think he was just goofing around. He never said "Don't you know who I am?" or any of that crap.
I'm embarrassed for him. What a tool.
I don't think he did it like he was entitled to it. I'm pretty sure he was joking around.
Submitted by Bda on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 3:41pm.
They obviously had no clue who he was. If only they did though. That boy is well worth about $100 mill. Their loss
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Somehow, I don't think he was about to buy anywhere near $100 million worth of dead cow meat on a sesame seed bun.
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Bottom-feeder.
ps - ashlee simpson did it better
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRCPkfxbzIo
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is this real life?
why is this happening to me?
is this going to be forever...
Lol that was funny. And I didn't know they had black people in Paris(yeah I'm kinda stupid and a tad racist). They obviously had no clue who he was. If only they did though. That boy is well worth about $100 mill. Their loss.
What a dick, with all his money, he's eating at McDonalds while in Paris, at least go to the airports bakery and get a croissant....unbelieveable, embarassing and all that jazz...well not so much jazz, he was a lame bastard.
When Pharrell Williams grows up, he'll learn not to have such a sense of entitlement.
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is this real life?
why is this happening to me?
is this going to be forever...
Well, that was embarrassing.
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1. I'm glad I'm not the only one who remembers that elementray school Mcdonalds song. We used to play patty cake in gym to that song. It's the shit
2. He must have forgotten he was in France. French people could give a shit about who you are, how much money you have, and what you want, ask Oprah. This is why I love Fench people (unless I'm in a cussing match with one), they're not afraid to tell a rich bitch to fuck off.
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haha also look up McDonalds on Urban DIctionary, some worker felt a bit pissed off!
I totally thought I'd think he was rude and tacky, but it actually wasn't as bad as I thought...he did it all half jokingly. I'd much rather have him as a customer than someone who was dead serious! (I don't work at McDonalds, incidentally)
f'ing classic.
The hot slut with the coffee is totally thinking she does not make enough to put up with such idiotic fuckery.
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That was NOT cute. I HATE people that feel that they are entitled. Yes, I agree with those who say he keeps the obnoxious, loud stereotype alive. Ew.
P.S. Ew - why the hell would anyone eat McDonald's? You're in France, food capital of the world. Money cannot buy class. Shoot, I'm broke and I won't even touch that crap.
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I forgot that song...that was a looooong time ago I think.
I just realized, he's in Paris......they just might of never heard the filet o'fish song in France. oops for him.
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I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
Ha, the chic just stands there, stirring her coffee.
LMAO loves it!! the only thing missing was the other girl at the counter should have been filing her nails and smacking her gum while the other girl stirred her coffee!
Still love him.
This reminds me of one time some friends and I went bowling and Malik Rose (san Antonio Spurs player.) tried to cut in front of everybody waiting at the snack bar. when he got to the front, the guy behind the counter pointed his finger at him and said "Look Malik, you gotta wait in line like everybody else I dont care who you are!" Greatest fail of all time!
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LMAO!They had no idea who the fuck he thinks he is. He just looks like some random crazy at an airport.
Did they call the cops on him?
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I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
Submitted by Falkor on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 2:17pm.
LMFAO, that's hilarious.
Poor Pharrell, he's not lovin' it.
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Homeboy should have requested a Royale with Cheese.
Wow. Those counter girls did not give a FUCK. This might just be the greatest fail ever.
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