Dear Sarah Larson, This Is How It's Done
Bruce Willis married baby model Emma Hemming this past weekend in the Turks & Caicos and it sounds like their romance was taken from a page out of Tommy Girl's handbook. Bruce's whores are saying the two met through friends, but Page Six says they hooked up the Hollywood way: on a casting couch!
While casting hos for the movie Perfect Stranger (Bruce played Larry, Halle Berry played Balki), Bruce insisted he go through all the head shots and even sit in during cattle calls. Some source, who was part of casting for the shit show, says Bruce was looking for young pussay! They said, "He personally went through head shots and when the girls were called in to 'read,' he was there in the meeting. It was odd for the star of a movie to do so, but at the time he was single and I guess he needed a date."
From the call, Bruce met Tamara Feldman, who also got a part in the movie. A little while later, Emma was cast in a small role and Bruce started hitting that as well. In the end, Tamara got cut and Emma won the biggest role of all: his wife!
Bruce probably got sick and tired of seeing Demi Moore parade her little whore in front of his face, so he decided to get his own piece. And Emma plopped her vag onto the right casting couch.
This makes me think of Sarah Larson's stupid skank ass. This could have been her! Emma learned from Sarah's mistakes.. Once she landed Bruce, she shut her yap, didn't try to become famous herself and it paid off. When life throws a rich motherfucker in your lap, you seize the opportunity and suck that bitch all the way to the altar.
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Well he has one advantage over Demi: she is dried up so she cant have any more babies. He on the other hand, can - true to the fashion and style of today - get this bitch pregnant, parade her belly across town and then rub the babies ass into Demi's face - making Ashton realize that maybe he'd want a baby of his own and then maybe dump Demi's ass to perpetuate the cycle: go hook up with someone half her age and have babies with her, parade her belly across town.
the ultimate revenge...
Come to think of it: why DID Demi Moore and Bruce Willis get divorced? They totally deserve each other...
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She will be knocked up in about 3 months...Seal the deal even tighter!
Submitted by piedlourde on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 7:34am.
Soooo, nobody has seen Takashi Miike’s brilliant movie Audition? Any day now, Bruce will wake up missing a foot and that chick will be pushing needles in his eyes while humming a jaunty tune.
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Haha...I loved that movie...it disturbed my husband & that makes me giggle...
I'm calling you all out! First of all, ladies, don't tell me that if someone a little older bringing a $40 million bank account, a gigantic mansion, looked like Bruce, and with a lifetime of you can have whatever you want without having to work for it, came along that you wouldn't be spreading your legs from here to California.
And fellas, if you could be bangin' a piece of ass this nice when you are 50 and single, don't think you wouldn't be doing it. Especially after you've sampled it 100 times. Come on!
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Soooo, nobody has seen Takashi Miike’s brilliant movie Audition? Any day now, Bruce will wake up missing a foot and that chick will be pushing needles in his eyes while humming a jaunty tune.
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I don't know the 4 of them give me the creeps ...like swingers or something.I think they swap.Gag!
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I guess in this case ~~ What's good for the goose is good for the gander!! LOL Both Bruce and Demi are trying to hold on to their youth!! Guess in hollyweird, anything goes!!! I don't think Ashton married Demi for her $$$, cause he's got plenty of his own. Now this chick??? Who knows!! But I sure hope not. Bruce is a pretty cool dude!!
Good for her - not. She could be with a guy her own age and instead she's with some guy with a saggy nutsack and gray hairs on his chest. Gross. Anything for the almighty green rectangle I guess.
You know she is thinking she's fucking doomed if their baby has spud syndrome. Someone photoshop these two together so we can see what the baby will look like, cause you know his fucking chin is coming with the deal at the least.
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She's a woman in love. This is real. They both look so happy. He's wearing nice Italian shoes. What not to love?
This bitch is channeling Mariah Carey circa 2007, when Mariah classed it up and started wearing clothes and Louboutins. This is her exact outfit from her perfume launch.
Bruce don't give a damn wat any of u think.
he got him some good young cootchie. and it's nobody's biz how many green rectangles it costs him.
He has recoverd from his second major liposuction and as soon as they start cloning hair, he will dump this bitch and start dating Suri Cruise.
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Run, Emma, run! The guy is a Nazi sympathizer I've heard!
I think there's something wrong with men who date women a lot younger than them and women who date men a lot old than them. Mommy/daddy type issues.
May I ask what is wrong with dating within your own age group?
Is this Bruce Willi's way of grasping on to his youth?
So sad.
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Submitted by madam s. on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 2:30pm.
You couldn't pay me enough.
And I sure as hell hope he doesn't try and spawn again. They will get exactly three more of what he has. Ashton and Demi have a far better chance of spawning decently
I don't think so.Did you see Ashton's twin brother? He was born with cerebral palsy, a condition in which the motor-control centers of the brain are damaged. So...
Submitted by Stock Broker on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 2:29pm.
Hope he got a prenup.....
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The marriage probably isn't legal in the US.
another dumb jersey republican with too much money
and a fine ass beeyatch....there's little justice in the world
but alot of injustice....
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Submitted by Aunt Bea on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 2:49pm.
Clooney's better
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Better looking maybe but I'd guess they're equal in the funny/interesting dept and that Bruce has more money. So I figure it's all a draw. Maybe I'm wrong. And apparently she likes the rich older guys. According to her wiki page (grain of salt), she dated Flavio Briatore, the bio father of Heidi Klum's eldest daughter.
She looked racially interesting to me -- I would've sworn she was part Asian -- but apparently she's English/Guyanese from Malta. But one never knows. I think the more "/"s these people have, the better. Sorta like she's an actress/model/writer/producer/stand-up comedienne of Native American/African/German/Irish/English/Korean heritage, born in Buffalo, NY on the border of Canada.
Emma and Ashton would make a pretty pair, and make cute babies. Well, Ashton still counts as an infant.
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"...you seize the opportunity and suck that bitch all the way to the altar."
haha! sing it loud, MK!!
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LOL... there's a huge difference between Cloonster and Willis... Cloonster ain't marrying nodamnbody, doesn't matter how good the head skills are, he is not the marrying kind. He's a whore for life, the whoring is going to get harder as he ages. You'll see him with the raggediest hoes once his hair starts to go. His hoes will at least in their 40's and looking every bit of their 40 years.
Willis is the marrying kind, so it was inevitable that he settled down.
Larson was only around as long as she was because he fucked her up on that bike. If there was no bike accident, that ho would have been gone by October 2007.
Just like Tommygirl Bruce married a tall drink of water.
Submitted by roxie on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 4:00pm.
I did, too. I still remember howling with laughter at some episodes -- Balky goes to the dentist and gets laughing gas. They were so Lucy & Ethel. Around that time, I also remember laughing out loud to Murphy Brown. And Newhart, where the straight man and his wife live in a town of idiots. Ahhh, that was good tv! LOL. Certainly, better than the sitcoms now.
Yeah, I bet Sarah is kicking herself right about now.
Perfect Strangers, I liked that lame show.
Girl, live it up all you can and start socking away a secret pile of cash. Once you hit 17, Bruce will trade you in for a younger model!!
We all know she's gonna get knocked up. Lets all hope ita a boy becase I think the 'tater gene' belongs to Bruce and he'll have anothe rugly girl on his hands because of it.
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is he trying to make himself look like Demi and going out marrying a kid... Wonder if her and Ashton will hook up since they are closer in age
Clooney's better
I give this girl credit. She must have a strong stomach because I for one, could not look at his old saggy nutsacks and pretend I want him.
Nice piece Bruce but did you really have to marry the douche? Just carry her around for awhile and throw her overboard man, too fucking expensive to marry.
Master Blaster ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by paris herpes on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 2:34pm.
naw. footsies under the table.
While rumer fakes dropping a fork to have an excuse to look under the table and weep.
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Submitted by madam s.
Ashton and Demi have a far better chance of spawning decently.
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Is Demi going to have a C-section? A woman her age shouldn't risk her baby's trucker hat getting knocked off during the birthing process.
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Not the best comparison. Bruce seems like a really nice guy (for hollywood). Clooney seems like a bit of a twat.
Clooney I'd take the money and run, Bruce? dunno. He might be worth sticking around for.
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Master Blaster, Bruce is AWESOME then! I sorta have a crush on him anyway, he is prime peepaw golddigger material.
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She's really cute and he looks very nice for his age. Congrats!
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She's showing it how it's done! That's a class act AND she shut her yap. I'm crossing my fingers that she cheats on him with Ashton when they have family sit down dinners though. The thought of them sneaking off to the bathroom together is sending me into hysterics!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
You couldn't pay me enough.
And I sure as hell hope he doesn't try and spawn again. They will get exactly three more of what he has. Ashton and Demi have a far better chance of spawning decently.
Hope he got a prenup.....
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Ugh...she's my age! How depressing...
One night, a few years ago, I was trying to get myself and a couple of people into Serafina's in NYC. I wasn't having much luck. Suddenly, this guy puts his arm around my shoulders and says to the doorman, "They're with me." It was Bruce Willis. Once inside, he bought us all a round, posed for a photo and promptly vanished. True story.
Congrats Bruce!
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Don't see the resemblence to Demi? She looks more like Demi's daughter than the daughter, don't see where the potatoe gene comes from check that chin on that kid with bruces.........anyway I love them all and I hope Emma and Ashton are kinky enough so Demi and Bruce don't gotta trade them in.
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Hekki I think people are saying the demi similarity b/c they have similar coloring/long brown hair. Ha.
Emma is cuter I think (and not b/c she is younger~) her jaw is totally diff. from Demi too. It will be interesting to see if their kids (if they have any) will fare better in the genes lottery than poor Tater and Co...
Good snag there Bruce...but did you have to marry her?
U suck that peen until it shoots jimmy choo bags
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