OctoStripper
Before OctoCrazy was sticking her titties in the mouths of ten trillion babehs, she was shaking her chichis in the faces of strange dudes. That's because when she was 19, she shimmied that octopussy for a dollar.
According to The National Enquirer, the biggest baby pimp in the game told a friend, "I had not even kissed a boy. But I entered a dance/lingerie contest in a club near my home. I danced and paraded in lingerie. Then, when I was 19, I went to a gentleman's club and performed as a topless dancer. But I only did it one night. I quit when I found out I was expected to perform lap dances on the customers."
I doubt bitch has kissed a boy since. She's kissed an IVF needle, but not a damn man. The owner of the club is probably pinching his taint, because he didn't know she was a babyhead at the time. He could've told her ass that you can get knocked up from a lap dance. Bitch would've been rubbing her pussy all over the place.
OctoCrazy also told her friend that she's afraid pictures of her teenage bitties flapping in the strip club air might surface. Um. Those pictures are roses and rainbows compared to what OctoCrazy has already done to my beautiful eyes with THIS SHIT. There could be pictures of skinned rat coming out of her asshole and it still wouldn't be as awful as that Little Shop of Horrors shit.
In other Crazy Baby Lady news, she explained to fellow lunatic Dr. Phil the reason she fired all the free nurses from Angels in Waiting. She said, "The primary issue was that myself and my nannies felt extremely uncomfortable. I personally felt like a stranger in my own home. The goal was to empower me as a mother, help me, train me. I'm open to that, I want that, I want to do the very best for these...premature babies. I wanted [Angels] to use their training and knowledge to help guide me. I felt that was never accomplished. I felt as though every time I tried to hold the babies, feed the babies, they would be observing and they were waiting for me to make a mistake."
Yeah, I'm not a mommy or anything, but shouldn't the primary goal be to take care of the damn babies?! You know, feed them leche, sings them dumb songs, wipe the caca off their asses, teach them important words like "cunt"? Shit like that? The goal should not be to stroke her crazy! And when was OctoCrazy every holding her own babies? The crazy bitch is always outside working the famewhore stroll.
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I didn't realize when you weren't actually paying for a service you could "fire" anyone. Why hasn't this bitch had to submit to a psyche eval?!?!? WTF is the state of Cali child welfare svcs. waiting for?
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I will only be able to forget about her when I know her children are safe and well. And as long as they are with her, they're NOT.
I don't worry about the Duggar kids or the Jon & Kate kids because I know they are fed and clean and safe. There's not a nagging suspicion that their crazy mother is going to harm or kill them.
JIZZ JUNKIE!
When are they going to take those kids away???
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Shouldn't she have learned to be a mother with her previous 6 children? She wanted to create drama because she wants to be famous and she wants her own reality show.... and she's crazy. She's like a low rent, crazy Angelina Jolie.
Have we seen old pictures of her because it looks likes she's tried to make herself look like Angelina.
I hate this opportunistic "EZ Bake Oven" bitch.
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I refresh this shit, still expecting to see Robert Pattinson's glare threatening me with a good time and THIS bitch pops up.
Mean!!!
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If you're so stupid that you can't see a hole that big, then by God you deserve to fall in it. -Morbidosity
Hate her and I hope her kids get yanked away from her fame whoring ass so we don't have to deal with her anymore!
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Uhmmm...my son is 10 and I still don't have time to do shit...let alone take one. Hopefully I can get the government to give me some damned Metamucil filled with Ex-Lax.
This bitch is thinking everyone's out to get her and she'll eventually think that about her babies to.
With her ugly fucking face, no wonder no man wanted to fuck her, much less get her pregnant.
and I'm with Deb, boycott this stupid cunt and everything she stands for.
and of course she's not nursing! Nursing requires committment to the child/children and you have to stay home.
bitch.
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Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 9:03am.
She should have saved that shit for when people were starting to forget about her. Whenever that might be.
Tomorrow, I hope.
Her past is irrelevant, its the welfare of her 1 billion children that most people care about. I say take them all away now so they have a chance.
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HOW DOES SHE HAVE TIME TO SHOP????
And may I also say that there is no way she's breastfeeding those babies. When I was breastfeeding ONE, I didn't have time to go shopping in the juniors section.
Of course The Holy Madonna, Apex of Loving Motherhood is not breastfeeding. I'm sure the Angels In Waiting were making her feel like she's not doing it right.
Sorry. I'm going to be living here in this thread for a while because I am obsessed with OctoCunt.
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When, oh when will the Octomom show be cancelled? Stop the insanity! All this attention is playing into her sociopathic hands! Ignore her, let nature take it's couse, and soon enough CPS will be removing those unfortunate post-embyros from her lair.
Oh, and for someone who has advanced degrees, she speaks like trash.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I'm not going to judge her for stripping or whatever. But I do think it's stupid to bring it out in the open if the press hasn't dug it up yet. She just wants more ATTENTION.
She should have saved that shit for when people were starting to forget about her. Whenever that might be.
Oh, how I want to slap that anus off her face.