OctoStripper
Before OctoCrazy was sticking her titties in the mouths of ten trillion babehs, she was shaking her chichis in the faces of strange dudes. That's because when she was 19, she shimmied that octopussy for a dollar.
According to The National Enquirer, the biggest baby pimp in the game told a friend, "I had not even kissed a boy. But I entered a dance/lingerie contest in a club near my home. I danced and paraded in lingerie. Then, when I was 19, I went to a gentleman's club and performed as a topless dancer. But I only did it one night. I quit when I found out I was expected to perform lap dances on the customers."
I doubt bitch has kissed a boy since. She's kissed an IVF needle, but not a damn man. The owner of the club is probably pinching his taint, because he didn't know she was a babyhead at the time. He could've told her ass that you can get knocked up from a lap dance. Bitch would've been rubbing her pussy all over the place.
OctoCrazy also told her friend that she's afraid pictures of her teenage bitties flapping in the strip club air might surface. Um. Those pictures are roses and rainbows compared to what OctoCrazy has already done to my beautiful eyes with THIS SHIT. There could be pictures of skinned rat coming out of her asshole and it still wouldn't be as awful as that Little Shop of Horrors shit.
In other Crazy Baby Lady news, she explained to fellow lunatic Dr. Phil the reason she fired all the free nurses from Angels in Waiting. She said, "The primary issue was that myself and my nannies felt extremely uncomfortable. I personally felt like a stranger in my own home. The goal was to empower me as a mother, help me, train me. I'm open to that, I want that, I want to do the very best for these...premature babies. I wanted [Angels] to use their training and knowledge to help guide me. I felt that was never accomplished. I felt as though every time I tried to hold the babies, feed the babies, they would be observing and they were waiting for me to make a mistake."
Yeah, I'm not a mommy or anything, but shouldn't the primary goal be to take care of the damn babies?! You know, feed them leche, sings them dumb songs, wipe the caca off their asses, teach them important words like "cunt"? Shit like that? The goal should not be to stroke her crazy! And when was OctoCrazy every holding her own babies? The crazy bitch is always outside working the famewhore stroll.
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So who else is watching Dr. Phil against their better judgment today?
*raises hand*
Empower her as a mother? She speaks as if she is a first time parent and not the mother of six older children. I guess the older kids are off the "Things To Do" list now that the moneymakers are in play. No wonder they act like little, untrained animals.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 9:20am.
THANK. YOU.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Submitted by KD on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 9:14am.
Wait a second...is SHE giving US the side-eye?
Hell to the yes.
Someone needs a smackdown.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
she certainly seems to have a lot of Got Damm time for shopping...
I'm putting my money that if these supposed pictures ever show up, SHE is the one putting them out there and collecting any possible $$.
What a skuzztastic asshole.
And she really does have the gall to be working the sympathy/victim angle, doesn't she? Shouldn't she be the fucking expert after SIX kids? She should be teaching some whores some stuff.
But that doesn't leave much time for being a "celebrity", does it?
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
"Ew Mommy!!! Get your lips off my face!!"
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Not that I want to delve too deeply into her "sexuality" (*huuurk*) but there's something odd about the different stories she puts out there.
She never even kissed a boy, but worked as a stripper for one night? Somewhere else I read that she's been celibate for years. But then she was married. And she's trying to look like an international sex symbol and someone lots of women say they'd go gay for.
I bet you a trillion dollars she was sexually abused something fierce when she was a kid.
Everytime she is on TV handling her kids she is squishing those abomidable puff fish lips all over their helpless bodies. UHG! It looks like she wants to eat them. What a FREEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!
Maybe Octopussy should study harder, since she's allegedly working towards a Masters in Psych.
She keeps throwing around a lot of psychobabble, like she's scary intelligent, but doesn't recognize she's a sociopath:
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/sociopath
sociopath:
Someone whose social behavior is extremely abnormal. Sociopaths are interested only in their personal needs and desires, without concern for the effects of their behavior on others.
She's too stupid to allow this fuckery to continue. She's simply no more capable of being a mother w/o guidance than Shitney. Some dumbasses have to be constantly told how to parent and she can't believe she's one of them.
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Submitted by KD on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 10:14am.
If she is in ANY reality show, it should be "What Not to Wear".
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haha don't go giving them ideas.
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 10:07am.
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lol you've got to admit that she entertained us these last few months, what with Britney being all normal and shiz.
team octopussy lol *hides*
If she is in ANY reality show, it should be "What Not to Wear".
SHE SHOULD GO WALK HER CHILDREN IN NATURE
You know, I have forgiven you for sticking up for Blohan and her coked out bullshit, UK, but this is going way too far! This cunt deserves to be universally hated.
LOL why does everybody care?
I think she's hilarious, she makes Angie looks like a twat and that's a good thing, right?
Why have none of the media outlets done the math about her story? If she's only 33 and her oldest is 7 or 8 and she claims that she tried to have children naturally for 7 years prior . . . wouldn't that mean she was trying to get pregnant when she was shaking her boobays around the "gentlemen's club"? At any rate, she was trying to get preggers when she was really young . . . and has maintained that juvenile attitude that she tries to excuse as "naivety".
Meh . . . at any rate, hekki is right, she will (and for good reason) have to answer for every move she makes now in terms of finances. I do wish CPS would quit dragging things out and take the kids away, already.
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 9:56am.
LMAO. Be our guest, Latarian!
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 9:20am.
Thats basically how I feel, great post.
Yeah, for someone so "educated" she certainly speaks like a piece of garbage.
I hate her. Can't the Governator exterminate her?
Also, her use of the word "myself" is incorrect. Not only lazy and moneygrubbing but stupid and unable to construct a gramatically correct sentence.
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NO MORE OCTOMOM SHE MAKES ME WANNA DO HOOD RAT SHIT TO HER.
Hell yeah poss!
Umm, I thought the agreement was she HAD to accept the nurses' help or the babies would be taken away? Seems as though this bitch is too selfish to put aside her own ego and think of the childrens' welfare. This stupid cow is the very WORST kind of person, living off our tax money and turning her nose up at the help she so obviously needs. The fact that she is a fuckin pathetic leech who has never earned her own way in the world and yet gets rewarded makes my blood boil. What an ungrateful cunt!
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"Dude, quit harshing my mellow!"
Well, of course "they" are watching her. The next group will be watching her, too, just waiting to pounce on her crazy ass. "They" will tattle and she will lose.
If she thinks she is the only "15 minute fame-whore" looking for the opportunity, she is crazier that I thought. There will be someone who rats her out and this cycle of bullshit will continue.
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This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
Stoney: U of M HELL YEAH!
I feel embarassed to say that both perez and dlisted have near identical stories on their front page. Needless to say MK will always be not only funnier but also hotter than pigboy.
This bitch is certifiable; the CPS needs to take all 14 of her kids & commit her to the looney bin so we can stop hearing about her & her litter...ugh!
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Why in bronzer on the nutsack hell is she naked, but he's fully clothed? Take all them panties off, Zac!
I think a large part of her ugliness is that fact that she seems to have evil eminating from every pore of her skanky, misshapen body.
Ugly, inside and out.
UGLIEST.PERSON.EVER.
This abomination of a human being needs to be put down!
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Submitted by Two Drink Min: "*applauding LOVE ANDERSON*"
Me too!
Love Anderson is right.
We're all indignant that she seems to be getting a free ride, but she isn't. She will forever be in danger of losing her children. (I hope to god she DOES) The authorities are on her ass. As much as she's getting free money, she's going to be held accountable now whether she likes it or not.
She is taunted every time she goes out in public. She is eligible to be charged with some serious fraud. She will not have a moment's peace or happiness.
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Well there is proof is she f-ing nuts If I had 14 kids and 8 were premies, Im pretty sure the way people looked at me, or how I looked or what I wore would be the last thing on my head but hey that is just what a normal person would do.
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
I wish that in a distant future, each and every of her octo-spawns has eight children and gets her to baby-sit them. Ha!ha!
Octomom will become 64-gran.
*applauding LOVE ANDERSON*
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i really really dislike this person and i wish she would be sent to the crazy farm already...
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nice ass...when does it open?
Isn't her 15 minutes up yet??
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What if the Hokey Pokey is All it Really is about?
The fact that I am now watching Dr Phil is just reason number 1 million 237 thousand to hate this bitch.
"If God didn't want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?" John Cleese
"The primary issue was that myself and my nannies felt extremely uncomfortable. I personally felt like a stranger in my own home."
- Um CUNT, it isn't YOUR HOME. And how do you think they felt? They are dealing with your funky vagina self.
"The goal was to empower me as a mother, help me, train me. I'm open to that, I want that, I want to do the very best for these...premature babies."
- Um, CUNT, you have six other kids, some you claim have special needs and you need training NOW!? And they're YOUR CHILDREN, not "premature stranger babies"
"I wanted [Angels] to use their training and knowledge to help guide me. I felt that was never accomplished. I felt as though every time I tried to hold the babies, feed the babies, they would be observing and they were waiting for me to make a mistake."
- Um, CUNT, you have been using the welfare system and your parents for so long now. Making a mistake is all you know how to do. They weren't waiting for you to make mistakes, you took care of that long ago and that is your only consistency.
See, I can teach you plenty, first lesson:
There are no free rides in life, everything comes with a price. You bought your fate. This is everything you wished for and wanted, ALL OF IT!
You aren't crazy, you have spent all your time looking for the easy way out and look where all that work got you. But you won't listen, your busy! Shopping, going on TV, getting your nails done, having plastic surgery, pan handling for charity and then charity arrives and you FIRED IT!
So, FUCK OFF!!!!!
Sincerely,
The Public of the Whole Wide World.
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Submitted by TaterCanuck: "Shouldn't she have learned to be a mother with her previous 6 children? ... Have we seen old pictures of her because it looks likes she's tried to make herself look like Angelina."
1. I was going to post something similar. If you are an experienced, competent mother, no-one is going to make you feel insecure just by watching you. And if a nurse is telling you you're doing something wrong, you probably ARE.
2. I have seen photos of Nadya before the plastic surgeries and while I won't say she was beautiful or anything, she looked better. Some photos she was kind of cute. Not ugly the way she is now.
She's skinny again. Her lips still look like a prolapsed rectum, though.
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
LMAO KD
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
Wait a second...is SHE giving US the side-eye?