Peen On The Roof
Kids these days. They spend a few hours watching TV and it starts to give them ideas. Ideas which lead them to the roof of their parents' house with a can of white paint in hand and a big dick on their mind. That's how it went for 18-year-old Rory McInnes of England.
After watching a documentary on Google Earth, Rory was inspired to spend 30-minutes painting a true-to-size homage to Prince Hot Ginge's peen (I wish) on the roof of his parents $2 million house. Rory based the mega peen on the Cerne Abbas Giant. Rory never told anyone about the peen on the roof, in fact it took his parents a full year to find out.
A helicopter pilot spotted the giant wang, took pictures of it and contacted The Sun. The Sun in turn contacted Rory's dad and let him know that he's been living with a juicy cock over his head for the past 12-months. Bitches were getting teabagged and didn't even know it!
Rory's dad immediately called his son, who was traveling in Brazil, to yell at his ass. Rory cocked, I mean, copped to it and just shrugged it off. Rory agreed to wash off his masterpeen when he gets back.
You know, Rory gets a taint lick for effort, but he could've spent more time on the nutsack. It's a huge, thick cock with tiny shriveled up prunes. Not right. If you're going to do it, do it right. Put some low hangers on that dong.
It's also a good thing that Parasite Hilton never flew over that house within the past 12-months. That skank would've thrown herself from the plane and landed on that dick. They would've had to rent a crane to pry her pussy lips off of it!
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Dick'tation?
"Put some low hangers on that dong?"
Sweet!
I love MK's language.
oh good lord, I wish this had been my kid!
it does need a bigger nut sack
i dated a full-grown man who loved to draw cocks on little notes he sent me, like it was his logo. well, he had a big one so i let the minor mental defects slide
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That is hilarious!!
so funny :)
LMAO!!!!!!!!
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I'll take peen on the roof, peen in the basement, peen down the hallway, peen in the crawl space...just gimme the peen! Hard and fast, deep and slow!
More peen please!!!
"gets a taint lick for effort" HAHAHAHAHAH!
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It's like he was so involved in constructing the cock that the nutsack was an afterthought that he had to just quickly & sloppily add on...Tiny prunes are such a turn off. Stupid little rich boy, maybe he will become more mature while vacationing in Brazil & learn that the nutsack counts for something too.
The gay version of the bat signal.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Did Perez Hilton pass through that neighbourhood??
I didn't know Google Earth took a photo of Kevin Spacey's house in London.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 10:39pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 9:23pm.
Rory is totally just promoting his remake of a classic, "Diddler on the Roof"
Hahaha.
Or "Dick on a Hot Tin Roof"
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Ouch! That sounds painful...and yet, oddly delicious...*grabbing saur kraut and mustard*...When does production begin? *tying bib around tiger neck*...What? What?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 9:49pm.
100 bucks says Travolta crash lands right on the tip.
Tommygirl the gay alien also needs a landing strip.
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 9:23pm.
Rory is totally just promoting his remake of a classic, "Diddler on the Roof"
Hahaha.
Or "Dick on a Hot Tin Roof"
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
100 bucks says Travolta crash lands right on the tip.
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Rory is totally just promoting his remake of a classic, "Diddler on the Roof"
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
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that's fuckin hilarious man.
I can just picture ol' Rory in Brazil getting his ear chewed off my his dad, yawning, taking a drag off a cigarette and then asking when more money is being dropped into his account.
Hmm...all meat and no potatoes. Not that that's a bad thing.
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Greatest post ever.
Rory's dad is going to punish him by making him stay in youth hostels instead of hotels while he consta-travels on dad's credit card.
some kids that graduated in 2007 from a plano, tx high school did that to the roof of the school:
http://johnbgrimes.com/blog/PSHS-roof-graffiti.jpg
teabagged..lmao mk your killin me here
Submitted by mike on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 6:54pm.
That's an uber-lame stunt for a 17-18yo. I would have guessed it was the work of a 12-13yo.
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A 17-18 yo with the maturity of a 12-13 yo.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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If the guy had modeled it after Lance Armstrong, he could have saved his Dad a few quid on paint.
That's an uber-lame stunt for a 17-18yo. I would have guessed it was the work of a 12-13yo.
now that i think about it, this peen is artistically challenged. amateur indeed.
A homage to El Bastardo.
(see today's open post for explanation)
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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A Cisco type peen would be funnier..
I would've drawn a happy face on it or some sperm squirting out..no talent!
Oh, the things I drew with chalk.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 6:00pm.
That peen has shingles.
Good one!
Looks like a submarine to me. And one of the balls is a little misshapen.
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 6:00pm.
That peen has shingles
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! GOOD ONE!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
That peen has shingles.
I may not have been around that much but aren't English peens uncircumsized, and couldn't he have gotten a little more artistic? That thing looks like it was made using Microsoft paint.
In fact I had a friend who was bored one day, she got a hold of some guys computer and drew a peen cumming with Paint in like 3 minutes that was better looking than this. She left it as his desktop wallpaper. She was like a peen drawing bandit.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 5:34pm.
Why does the business end of the peen look like a tongue depressor?
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I thought it looked a bit like a basketball court.
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THe kid nailed the roof. What a stud. I'm sure he'll get a stiff punishment.
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Re: P Hilt. Why didn't anybody think of that sooner?! Go flying over the house, P Hilt sees the giant peen and jumps however many hundreds or thousands of feet. Awesome!
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Why does the business end of the peen look like a tongue depressor? Oh wow, the places I could go with THAT thought! BWAH!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
spoiled? climbing that roof takes initiative. kid sounds like a leader.
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Hahahaha! That is great.
The first thought I had when I saw this was about the logistics of drawing a penis of that magnitude. How much paint would you need? What is the dick-to-ball ratio? Do you start with the balls or the head?
Sandbitch♥ "Amateur." Ahahaha! Really. Have we learned nothing from mens room walls?
LMAO That is fucking awesome! Roof peen for hot slut of the month? It is a nice one, even though it's balls haven't dropped.
Sandbitch on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 5:17pm.
Hahhhaaaar he nearly ran out of space for the scrotum. He should have started at the balls and worked his way up. Amateur.
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Haaahahahaahaaa
Well you got any photos of your penis art you can show???
i wonder how much weed and booze rory had in him when he came up with this brilliant plan...
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nice ass...when does it open?
I wonder how long it was there before anyone noticed they had a great big old hogleg on their roooooooooof?
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Hekki,
I know. I couldn't stop myself from laughing, but then I thought about what a spoiled little twat this kid has to be.
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