Little Person Saved By Chihuahua
Okay, Hollywood can now stop remaking shit, because here's an epic original story that's begging to be turned into a silver-screen trilogy. It has everything you need: a lost midget, a chihuahua, a forest, helicopters, friendship and true love! And it happened in real life! Mary-Kate Trollsen, call your agent!
It all started when the 45-year-old tiny lady who goes by the name of Beverley Burkitt decided to go for a morning walk with her chihuahua, Pebbles, near the camp site they were staying at in North Wales. Beverley went deep into the forest before realizing she dropped her cell phone somewhere. She also realized she was fucking lost! Instead of getting lost even more, Beverley sat her little ass down with Pebbles and waited for help to come. They weren't found until the next morning after a ground team and helicopters were sent out.
3'8" Beverley thanks 7" Pebbles for keeping her safe and warm through the night. She told The Sun, “Pebbles lay across my legs overnight and kept me warm. I was wearing a coat but it wasn’t as warm as Pebbles. I wasn’t too worried as I knew I’d be found sooner or later."
Don't ask me how Beverley got lost in a forest. I was under the impression that little people knew their way around every forest. Like it was a gene they were born with. But thankfully, Pebbles was there. This is why you should bring a chihuahua with you wherever you go. They SAVE lives! Although, something tells me after a few hours Pebbles was starting to look at Beverley like she was a little delicious chicken wing.
(Thanks Fay)
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why didn't she just put on her pointy magical hat and burrow into a tree hollow?
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
That midget looks like Bridgette from the Girls Next Door.
"a delicious chicken wing"......OMG! MK, WHY do you not have your own show by now??? WHY????? Hollywood insiders, cancel Fallon and/or Kimmel and give Michael K the spot already!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 9:56pm.
Submitted by No Words on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 9:54pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 9:51pm.
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Be careful! I hear it's akin to saying "Bloody Mary" three times...
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red rum Red Rum !RED RUM!!!!!
*hides behind couch*
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Here's...the COCKROACH...I mean, JOHNNY!
Submitted by No Words on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 9:54pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 9:51pm.
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Be careful! I hear it's akin to saying "Bloody Mary" three times...
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red rum Red Rum !RED RUM!!!!!
*hides behind couch*
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 9:51pm.
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Be careful! I hear it's akin to saying "Bloody Mary" three times...
Submitted by No Words on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 9:50pm.
La Cucharacha has some competition.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Hideous Amadeous on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 2:08pm.
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Lovely story, you sick fuck.
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Submitted by ricki lake: "Hekki, I'll fucking cut you, bitch!!! This huahua angel is a HERO?#!@#?!@#?!@#!@#"
Oh no, I don't want to piss off ricki lake!
I will concede that the chihuahua calmed this woman down and helped her keep her shit together. That's important. I imagine he was a great comfort to her.
MK is fucking hilarious!
Submitted by Hideous Amadeous on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 2:08pm.
I used to have a boyfriend that would "pull out" and squirtle over my stomach....my chihuahua used to lick it up so I wouldn't have to sleep on a wet spot....love my chi chi....still have her, the boyfriend's gone though.....
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your fuckin disgusting.
As a pet owner and lover of animals, we tend to perceive and analyze things our pets do. For instance, my daughter and I believe our dog tries to levitate meatloaf right off the plate or hyperventilates at us when he is annoyed with our stupid human behavior.
Humans aren't very smart. That's what my dog was thinking when he gave me the side eye and sent me messages telepathically.
She couldn't just follow the trail of breadcrumbs back to her hollow tree?
This is the role La Pequena is going to get her first Oscar for. I wonder if The Machine will play Pebbles. Kinky.
Hekki, I'll fucking cut you, bitch!!! This huahua angel is a HERO?#!@#?!@#?!@#!@#
Hehe jk, I actually thought the same thing. I don't care about the little person though, she could live or die and it makes me difference to me. I'm just glad Pebbles made it out ok!!!
Call me a hater, but I don't see how this dog "saved" her. If he had sniffed his way back to the car or killed a snake who was about to strike or pulled a fallen tree off her or something... But all he did was lay on her lap and keep her warm? Any dog'll do that.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6zv8kiNmb4&feature=related
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"There's a kid on a Pogo stick in front if my house. It's nearly midnight so let's assume he's been drinking. This should end well for him."
- excerpt from Christopher Walken's Twitter
@ Hideous Amadeous congrats for making me barf.poor dog you have.
Amen, rickilake.
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"One thing that we pride ourselves on is [that] we're not spoiled brats."
– Kim Kardashian
Um...Hideous Amadeous...if you seriously let your chihuhua lick up your boyfriend's semen, you are one sick fuck. I hope she bites your clit off while she's at it.
Submitted by Hideous Amadeous on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 2:08pm.
....um....stick with peanut butter, ok.
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¿¡Por qué no te callas!?
Both of these pictures are actual size.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 2:14pm.
What a fucking idiot, midgit or not. Who goes on a walk and gets lost in the forest?
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Hansel and Gretel
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
What a fucking idiot, midgit or not. Who goes on a walk and gets lost in the forest?
Everything is better with midgets!
@ jussayin
It would have been wonderful if she was found by some Keebler Elves and got married and lived happily ever after...
I think we just found the Mickey Rooney to Anne Hathaway’s Judy Garland.
And dog's not stupid...he knows a good food source when he sees one.
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"There's a kid on a Pogo stick in front if my house. It's nearly midnight so let's assume he's been drinking. This should end well for him."
- excerpt from Christopher Walken's Twitter
I used to have a boyfriend that would "pull out" and squirtle over my stomach....my chihuahua used to lick it up so I wouldn't have to sleep on a wet spot....love my chi chi....still have her, the boyfriend's gone though.....
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What fresh hell is this?
obviously she has lil person forest magic because regular sized people never get found. They were probably like 30 ft from the campsite....a long way, relatively speaking.
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¿¡Por qué no te callas!?
Cute doggie.
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
YES!!! He is my angel pigs. He's 5 months old, 3.5 pounds, and mostly black. I don't normally like the black ones, but he is the cutest chi on Earth. Even other chihuhua owners have marveled at his handsomeness. I heart my little Blatino baby bean!
Oh lord Ricki Lake! Everytime you type "chi chi pigglebean" I giggle like a moron!!!
Your chi chi pigglebean is a baby yes?
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"Don't ask me how Beverley got lost in a forest. I was under the impression that little people knew their way around every forest. Like it was a gene they were born with. But thankfully, Pebbles was there. This is why you should bring a chihuahua with you wherever you go. They SAVE lives! Although, something tells me after a few hours Pebbles was starting to look at Beverley like she was a little delicious chicken wing."
Oh my God, MK!!! Hahahaha!!!
What a little angel!
So sweet, that baby chi chi pigglebean is a hero! Give her the key to the city, a ticker tape parade, and all the treats she wants. That sweet little honey has earned it. What a precious baby bugglebean. Awwwww, heart u Pebbles! Muah!
I heart 'huahuas!!! (Although I must say, my baby pigglesby is the best one there is!)
Dogs are simply amazing, this is a story I would watch on Lifetime or Oxygen....they are better than people in so many freakin ways. Too bad humans outnumber animals.
"I was under the impression that little people knew their way around every forest."
hahahaaa! this is why you are the ruler, MK!
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Good thing Gargamel didn't find her and snatch her ass right up
beverley is a cutie!
"Girlfriend...how could you let him treat you so bad.."
alls we need are ponies and rainbows and this story would truly cornifying
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Ahhh. Finally, a 'good news' story.
see! that Beverley Hills Chihuahua shit, it's TRUE. they are magical doggies
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People going around calling you a midget when you want to be called a dwarf...
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Don't ask me how Beverley got lost in a forest. I was under the impression that little people knew their way around every forest. Like it was a gene they were born with.
LMAO!!!!!
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"I'm in the Dark here!!!"
"I was under the impression that little people knew their way around every forest. Like it was a gene they were born with"
this is so wrong yet i can't stop cracking up
This is why I always bring breadcrumbs when I venture into the forest.
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Reason #3,367 why chihuahuas ROCK.
You have to hand it over to the British they "gots balls". That is one heck of a headline:
Lost mountain dwarf is saved by chihuahua
And here we dlisters call her a "little person".
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Third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it. --- Rainn Wilson in Juno
Expecting my third in October.
LMAO @ Nanners and DG. If you suddenly stop posting we'll know the kittehz got you!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP