Open Post: Hosted By The Grim Aniston

I'm off for some lunchie. BBL. Carry-on

Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 1:44pm.
KD: oh me too, I dream about flex time.....sigh
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OMG, we have flex time, but they won't give it to me because I don't have any "extenuating cicumstances" aka kids!

i don't think that's jen. looks like jlo's big ass

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Speaking of may/december relationships, Whats weird is that every 40+ year old man that I come in contact with, im 26, hits on me hard and is ready to marry me after the first conversation and its like yuck. My personality so soo immature, im so hyper and aggrivating, I dont have my shit together and all im about right now is having fun and figuring myself out. I have absolutely nothing in common with these men, these unappealing looking men who bore me to death and cant keep up with me and its so disgusting to me, it repulses me and any kind of man like this is lacking in character and im thinking I should take advantage of as many of em as I can for being such douche bags while I still can so i can secretly smile on it later when im old...

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What do working parents do on early-release days or in-session days?

In-session days, in California, are continuing education conferences for teachers and the school is closed.

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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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KD: oh me too, I dream about flex time.....sigh
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP

Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 1:39pm.
I just saw on the elevator tv that a lot of schools are gonna start having 4 day weeks to save $. What happens if the parents are at work? I don't get what they are supposed to do? Pay for childcare?
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Maybe this is a change of subject, but I would totally work 4-10 hr days to get an extra day off.

Ah, the uninformed youth. THIS is why we need sex ed (and not that abstinence only BS). This is why we need to reform the education system, period.
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Use goodsearch instead of google. Each time you search, you can donate money to your favorite charity without having to spend any money yourself! Spread the word.

heh heh. orko from he-man. michael k, you a damn fool.

Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 1:39pm.

Reason #45637 why Octomom will never get a job.

Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 1:40pm.
Migraine - I know. I am thisclose to re-evaluating our income to child care to see if one of staying at home might be more beneficial.

I HATE THIS STATE!
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Yep!!! I'd invite you to move to AZ but here is not much better.

OOPS that was for M.E. and Momus

ISMU- (I don't know if we are still talking about this..) Don't worry, it is probably nothing. If something was wrong, you probably would have gotten the call from some place other than your mother's phone.

@ M.E. and Uvula

I'm so glad that daycare is no longer one of the things I have to deal with. But when you get out of that phase, as M.E. mentioned, it's the sports and the camp etc.

Do you guys have Tot Lot and school/playground based summer camp stuff? It begins with preschool children (about 3 Y.O.) through 8th grade. It used to be like $110 bucks for the summer - about a 7 week period. Best buy on the market if it's available in your neck of the woods.

I always prefer a younger man.
They appreciate me more.
Now senior citizens think I am a sweet young thing, which is somewhat flattering.
But I prefer at least 5 years younger.
Sometimes 10.

Migraine - I know. I am thisclose to re-evaluating our income to child care to see if one of staying at home might be more beneficial.

I HATE THIS STATE!

I just saw on the elevator tv that a lot of schools are gonna start having 4 day weeks to save $. What happens if the parents are at work? I don't get what they are supposed to do? Pay for childcare?

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP

Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 1:31pm.
Gotta sign my kid up for summer camp and it's going to be $500

Plus baseball camp that is $208 for ONE FUCKING WEEK!

Call the wallet raping cops.

I need welfare.

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Or, tell them no. Learning "no" could be good for them; a lesson in deferred gratification.

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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Eastendgirl,

I swear, I'm not sure what the hell is going on with my friends. They think all of the sudden that young boys are the "cat's meow". Haaa. I just aged myself there (I'm 38).

I stay clear of young men.

Jen should have learned the first time.

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Third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it. --- Rainn Wilson in Juno

Expecting my third in October.

M.E.

I hear ya loud and clear. PP's school is doing a wallet rape and pillage on all of us too for the summer . They want an EXTRA $100 a WEEK to do the before and aftercare (7-9 am and 3-6 pm). Yeah, the work day for us busting our humps begins at 9:30 and ends at 2:30? Sumbitches! I don't think so! BH will be able to do the later morning, but the early afternoon....we aren't sure at all if that can be worked out. Bastards!!!

Submitted by Migraine Sally on Tue, 03/24/2009 -
Awwww, Oxygen, spank you very much! Can you just picture me at my desk, surrounded by documents? Cuz I am!
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Easy now with the spankage. My trunk is already numb from sitting in this ergonomically incorrect chair all day. But hey...at least I can do 360's in it to see all of the boxes and documents that I'm surrounded by. I'm like your avie all the damned time. 8-]

Oh, and on topic to our post host:

Oh my God! They killed Jenny! You bastards!

The fuck is up with that jacket??

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If you're so stupid that you can't see a hole that big, then by God you deserve to fall in it. -Morbidosity

I haven't seen a hood that big since the Elephant man.

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Submitted by Dallas on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 1:30pm.
Has anyone seen the new Tropicana 50 commercial with Kyra Sedgwick?
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yes! it's kinda cool. but i squinted my eyes while watching it cuz i could not believe Sedgewick would ever be in a tropicana commercial!

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Falkor, he's Canadian, two time zones away.
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I miss the weenie avie!

@ Stan

Your advice is terrific. There are some women who can pull off that dating younger men thang (Cher being the only one I can honestly think of) without giving two chits about it. But as a general rule of thumb, most women can't and would prefer not to. Jen is likely one of those who should have an older man, good call Stan.

The best reason for women to marry men much younger than they are is because women live longer. Now, do you really want to be entwined with somone foreverrrrrrrr?

Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 1:31pm.
I need welfare.
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Go have 12 more kids and you're in like Flynn, girl.

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If you're so stupid that you can't see a hole that big, then by God you deserve to fall in it. -Morbidosity

Thanks momus!

Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 1:26pm.

Glad you're Dlisting again.

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I DVR'd intervention last night. NO SPOILERS!!!!!!

I'm going to jump out a window. Gotta sign my kid up for summer camp and it's going to be $500

Plus baseball camp that is $208 for ONE FUCKING WEEK!

Call the wallet raping cops.

I need welfare.

Chiniston is hiding in the hopes the Mayer will prefer faceless contact ... like Twitter.

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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Has anyone seen the new Tropicana 50 commercial with Kyra Sedgwick? She is wearing jeans and has on the most WONDERFUL pair of shoes........I HAVE to have those shoes!

Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 1:26pm.

I get private or restricted calls on my cell late at night, no messages.
But I know they are my ex BF from out of the country.
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What is your BF outta the country for? How does his phone still work overseas?

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I get private or restricted calls on my cell late at night, no messages.
But I know they are my ex BF from out of the country.
It's OK because I send him the occasional drunk text.
Maybe it was him calling.
He was real cute and very well hung.
Just too controlling.

They should have let that attention whore on Intervention knock herself out permanently. WTF? Also, if you are retarded enough to compose a such a slow bus question about herpes, you deserve to get it.

Deputy Trudy and Hekki: yes, seriously, that had to have a lot to do with her husband. I am always amazed at all that these people have often gone thru in their childhood! no wonder she was beating herself up literally!

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP

Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 1:20pm.

He is allergic to the metal on my pants button? How does he know my pants have a button?
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LMAO!

Good Day, sluts! What's the skinny?

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Something came out of my butt, it smelled funny, and it made a sound.
-Stimpson J. Cat

Man, that was such a dumb episode of Intervention. I think she is a case of Boderline Personality.

Fuck you in the face, cunt! ~~~Stoney 2/19/09

Who ever is getting the private number thing with no message, I get those all the time...I just figure its telemarketers or something. If someone you know and love calls you from a private number and dosent leave a message and they know that they are the only ones taht call you from private numbers, they either want you to fret over them or they just want to talk to you in person instead of leaving a message.

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smack. smack. sugar smack. give me a smack and ill smack ya back!

I didn't read back last night. And from what you are saying I am glad I didn't.

We all do stupid shit at one point or another.

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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.

Submitted by Migraine Sally on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 1:13pm.
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You're a love. I'm going to call a friend of mine who lives in the same town to do a drive by this afternoon.

Thanks guys. I'm just going to cross my fingers that it's all just a misunderstanding on my part and that there's nothing to worry about.

*smooches*

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If you're so stupid that you can't see a hole that big, then by God you deserve to fall in it. -Morbidosity

ISMU: So sorry about your mom. Call the police and have them check it out.

Whole bunch of family drama, but I supposedly missed the call about my uncle dying because I ignored a "private" call thinking it was a bill collector.

He is allergic to the metal on my pants button? How does he know my pants have a button?

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WOA four sacagaweas? Whered you get THAT??!!
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 1:14pm.

I wasn't aware that it was anything until last night.

I was told it was good, but I am sorry nonetheless. Just wanted to clear it up as I don't want to be blackballed for being a psychic/psycho!

Submitted by Clio on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 1:13pm.

She looks like that monster from the Silent Hill games. Whatever the hell its name is.
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Ugh. that movie was creepy. Thats how I picture hell actually being like, being tormented and frightened by shit day and night!

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smack. smack. sugar smack. give me a smack and ill smack ya back!

ISprained, that private number could be from a charity...I used to get frequent calls with 212 and 718 area codes...one time, I was home when I got one of the calls, so I picked up, and it was a charity for some kind of group aiding Israel...the lady was VERY pushy, and set me off, and I told her to NEVER call again. Of course, another call came about a week later, and I gave them the what-for (this call was on Sunday afternoon!)...I haven't had any calls since...the charity was one I had heard of, btw, so it wasn't some crank. I think some charities are now using cell phones, because so many people have Caller ID and when they see a name of an organization, they just ignore the call. When it's just a number, most people will answer, thinking that it could be someone they know.

Hope you get in touch with your mom...my mom is alone on Long Island, with some health issues, so I can empathize with you.

Falkor

no just NyQuil..
must be from sweating it out, wearing socks..it's just odd.

That story about your friend is bizarre :/

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Submitted by Deputy Trudy Wiegel: "Now about Intervention - I didn't see the end of it yesterday. WTF happened to that woman who was hitting herself? ...She was fine while she was in rehab, but after she went home, she relapsed so she decided to divorce her husband. I guess she's been okay since then, though."

I was totally saying that I thought she didn't love her husband and wanted out but she was too chicken to leave him and wanted HIM to leave HER so she could be the victim some more. SHe was driving him away. The only people she "kept" around were her friend Jennifer and her daughter.

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 1:11pm.

I don't know if this helps or not, but lately, like once a week, I have gotten a blocked number call and when I go to answer the phone, there is nothing but dial tone, it isn't like anyone hung up or something like it. Somtimes I think lines get crossed even w/the advent of tech.

Submitted by Pimpcessa on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 1:04pm

The hands look identical and they look like her leg shape.

Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.