Open Post: Hosted By The Grim Aniston
According to the paps, this is Jennifer Aniston wearing some kind of KKK/Orko from He-Man hood while leaving her hotel in NYC today to go shoot that movie about a bitch who makes love to a turkey baster or something.
I'm proud of my fingers, because I know they have the intense urge to type "This is the hottest she's ever looked!" Oops. They failed.
Who knows why Jenny decided to cause a mass amount of attention to herself by trying to look like she's hiding her chin from the cameras? Botox gone wrong? Her $60,000 hairstylist wasn't able to pass a blow dryer through her mop. Or it could be something simple like homegirl just has a herp sore on her mouth. Wait. You usually get those from mouth kissing another human being, right? Yeah, can't be that.
Speaking of herpes, when doing research for this non-story (I SWEAR), I found this question on the hilarious bible of all things hilarious: Yahoo Answers!
Can i get herpes from kissing a girl if she ONLY has it on her vagina?
ok me adn this girl were going out for about a week or so and we started kissing like a regular couple does and then i heard she has herpies i thought it was a rumor but i asked her and she said yeah she thinks, only on her vagina not on the mouth or cold sore and im worried cause im allergic to the metal on ur pants button and now my stomach itches is that the allergicness or acn herps spread even if not touched please help
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Oh yeahhhhhhhh jello shots! I miss the old drinking days. Could never do that now..NO WAY. Except of course girls weekend ...
ElB's peen is kinda like a jello shot....
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
El Bastardo on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 3:12pm.
I bet my 11" dick thats laying across my washboard abs that they dont`.
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Do you ever chat under the alias 'Foot Long Anaconda'? I swear we had an online fling 2 years ago.
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 3:19pm.
El B I am sure I could solve your flaccidity, I look JUST like Bettie Page circa 1959.
jjhdtwwiaozxvdhuw-29hskllzzlxmcmnhf damn, my dick just broke the keyboard !
SUPERDICK! Did i also say i have a chiselled jaw and look like young Steve McQueen ? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, it has to be true cos you cant lie on the net .
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Jello shots. I am a sucker for those things!
Used to love the old 'down the shore' summer parties when everything went into a new garbage can..and we just drank it, no matter what it was.
Oh fuck it. I give up.
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"RIP Tim, I'll miss you more than you could have ever known."
LOL @ snowp
No he's just laid it out..so we could understand of course..
El B I am sure I could solve your flaccidity, I look JUST like Bettie Page circa 1959.
:)
Jill the Ripper - I hate regular martini's they are FOUL. Next time try a dirty martini. THey add olive juice to it. Makes it sweeter. I like those!
is ElB complaining about his flaccidity again!?!?!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
The Greek side just wears more cologne.
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And the Irish side goes sans pit stick!
(at least they did when I visited Ireland)
WOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOO
That would be one fuck worth limping afterwards for..
FLACCID !!!! Of Course . :o)
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ELB,
That is while flaccid of couse?
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 3:12pm.
Submitted by zomay on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 2:09pm.
People lie online? What!
Heeheeeheee.
I bet my 11" dick thats laying across my washboard abs that they dont`.
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Is that 11" flaccid or erect please?
I forgot about Harvey Wallbangers! My mom used to make this awesome Harvey Wallbanger cake using orange cake mix, which is now very hard to find in the stores.
Believe it or not, I am actually Greek and Irish. It's really not that different. The Greek side just wears more cologne.
My sister's punch:
Beforehand, make an ice ring using OJ or pour OJ into two ice cube trays.
1 pint gin
1 pint vodka
1 pint whiskey
(the cheaper the better)
Pour those in your punchbowl.
Then add in:
1 can pineapple chunks
1 jar stemmed marachino cherries
1 can mandarin oranges
Put in the fridge and soak fruit at least 1 hour.
The longer you soak the fruit, the better!
Before the party starts, pour into booze/fruit mixture:
1 half-gallon OJ
1 liter grapefruit mixer (like Squirt)
Add OJ ice ring or OJ cubes.
Stir and enjoy!
Our family got smashed with this at bridal and baby showers since the late 1960s!
Submitted by zomay on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 2:09pm.
People lie online? What!
Heeheeeheee.
I bet my 11" dick thats laying across my washboard abs that they dont`.
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Love for lil ellie is eternal xxxxxxxxxxx
YAY no more patients til 5:30 !
LMAO@ sounds wonderful! Reminds me of the last time I did shots of Tequila :S and forgot why I hadn't done that in 15 years..
The thought of the Tequila fumes permeate my senses when I think about it..and I get a flashback hangover.
Love my Appletini's
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 3:03pm.
Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 3:01pm.
I swear it could peel paint off a car hood. Just thinking of it makes my liver scream and hide behind my lungs.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 2:59pm.
~~~~~~~~~~~Makes me wish I was of Greek ancestry rather than Irish. You also make better pastries than we do.
Hey! I had my first martini over the weekend (I am 46) It tasted like bile! I think I'll wait 46 more years before having another.
Oh, and when I was a newlywed in the early 80s we'd go to parties with other couples, and a Fuzzy Navel was OJ and peach scnapps. Yuk.
I liked my older sister's early 1970s drinks more (Harvey Wallbangers and the best punch, I'll post the recipe if anyone wants it)
Submitted by Dallas on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 2:53pm.
that sounds so good!!!
Im not a fan of fruity drinks at the bar unless theyre fresh (they rarely are) but homemade summer cocktails.. YUM!
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Or, peach schnapps, vodka, OJ
Fuzzy Navel is peachy.
Peach Schnapps, orange juice, lemonade.
louise_brooks: oh gawd please don't say Ouzo! LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
Submitted by KD on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 3:00pm.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 2:57pm.
Submitted by KD on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 2:47pm.
Isn't a Fuzzy Navel peachy? Or is it orangey? I don't remember exactly, but they were big in the 70's and that's what my mom still drinks. LOL
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I've had it both ways. I think it is supposed to be peachy, but the last one I had was mixed with OJ, and I don't think it is supposed to be. Or it could be one of the many versions of the drink.
I only ever drink one drink a night, so I don't have to worry about
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A Fuzzy Navel is peach schnapps and orange juice; hence Fuzzy as in peach and Navel as in orange. My favorite in college. (-:
LMAO @ louise
I'm feeling overpowered by the fumes alone!
louise brooks ~ LOL! Suicide mission..........
Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 2:57pm.
Submitted by KD on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 2:47pm.
Isn't a Fuzzy Navel peachy? Or is it orangey? I don't remember exactly, but they were big in the 70's and that's what my mom still drinks. LOL
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I've had it both ways. I think it is supposed to be peachy, but the last one I had was mixed with OJ, and I don't think it is supposed to be. Or it could be one of the many versions of the drink.
I only ever drink one drink a night, so I don't have to worry about hangovers.
On the Greek side of my family, the ball up a cantaloupe and a honeydew melon, put it in a big bowl, dump in a bottle of Ouzo and let it sit in a dark place for at least a week.
It's not really a cocktail as much as it is a suicide mission.
Some days she must just wake up and say , " can't deal with these fuckers today".... and throws a hood over her head and puts an end to it.
I actually have respect for celebrities that get a bit miffed at the papz. It shows they're normal people that get sick of the constant attention for no reason. She's not walking a red carpet - she's just trying to go to work. Geez, it's not like she's showcasing the kids or something!
Submitted by KD on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 2:47pm.
Isn't a Fuzzy Navel peachy? Or is it orangey? I don't remember exactly, but they were big in the 70's and that's what my mom still drinks. LOL
I always go for classic cocktails that are nothing but booze, ice, and some fruit or maybe a veg. Three Manhattan's and I'm good.
KD,
I consider a bang up margarita a fruit drink. And if olives are considered fruit you can't beat a Dirty Martini.
Do not like the fruity girly cocktails. Too sweet and the sugar combined with alcohol will give you a killer hangover or the heaves.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
KD ~ Here is an old southern summer drink:
PEACH FUZZ
3-4 peaches cut up (leave skin on)
1 can pink lemonade (small can)
1 lemonade can full of vodka
ice cubes
Put all in blender and mix.......pour. Put remainder in freezer!
Delicious
missy,
Right back at you slut.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
MK I can always count on you to cheer me up with some Aniston bashing.
haha, missy and EEG, I really don't drink that much, however, I've actually been drinking more than usual, but still not a lot. I still have some stuff in the fridge if I so get the urge.
Hey do any of you guys have any recommendations on fruity drinks? I'm like sooo inexperienced when it comes to cocktails and don't really know what is good. I like peachy and strawberry drinks. I'm trying to try more new things when we go out.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 2:41pm.
ha! love you bitch!
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Not to be rude but I have a story some of you might enjoy...
I have a co-worker who passed away from a massive heart attack last week, and it was so suddend and just plain sad!
I have felt sorry for myself due to the divorce and being alone for the first time in my life, and realizing how screwed up my life has become that I've been venting A LOT!!!!
Anyway, My bf and I have been emailing all day just to keep me sane and I finally went off in my last reply with the Sh*t, Dam*, and the a**. It just so happened I had also been corresponding with one of my christian supervisors about a baby shower coming up....
Needless to say my best friend was pissed she didnt get invited to the baby shower and my very christian boss cannot look me in the eye!
*sigh*
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"RIP Tim, I'll miss you more than you could have ever known."
KD, you can get most of your nutrients from correct mixers or good beer.
Problem solved no need to buy food.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Submitted by KD on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 2:30pm.
I can't afford to drink
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thats the saddest fucking thing Ive ever heard.
*hugs KD*
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I love El Pollo Loco.
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"One thing that we pride ourselves on is [that] we're not spoiled brats."
– Kim Kardashian
Regular couples don't kiss.
Mmm, Pollo Loco.
KNow what pisses me off?
I used to be able to go to pollo loco and get two taquitos with a full container of real guacamole and two churros all for under $3 and be a completely full and happy gal.
Now I go there and they gave me two taquitos about the size of my pinky with some water with green food coloring in it that they called guacamole sauce and churros with one speck of sugar on it. So im like ok, can I get real guac and they were like 50 cents more, so I pay it and the damn cup isnt even halfway full with the guacamole!!!!!
Some bull man....
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smack. smack. sugar smack. give me a smack and ill smack ya back!
I can't afford to drink, so I don't have to worry about that kind of stuff.
stoney:
http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/story?id=2125709
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP