Open Post: Hosted By The Grim Aniston
According to the paps, this is Jennifer Aniston wearing some kind of KKK/Orko from He-Man hood while leaving her hotel in NYC today to go shoot that movie about a bitch who makes love to a turkey baster or something.
I'm proud of my fingers, because I know they have the intense urge to type "This is the hottest she's ever looked!" Oops. They failed.
Who knows why Jenny decided to cause a mass amount of attention to herself by trying to look like she's hiding her chin from the cameras? Botox gone wrong? Her $60,000 hairstylist wasn't able to pass a blow dryer through her mop. Or it could be something simple like homegirl just has a herp sore on her mouth. Wait. You usually get those from mouth kissing another human being, right? Yeah, can't be that.
Speaking of herpes, when doing research for this non-story (I SWEAR), I found this question on the hilarious bible of all things hilarious: Yahoo Answers!
Can i get herpes from kissing a girl if she ONLY has it on her vagina?
ok me adn this girl were going out for about a week or so and we started kissing like a regular couple does and then i heard she has herpies i thought it was a rumor but i asked her and she said yeah she thinks, only on her vagina not on the mouth or cold sore and im worried cause im allergic to the metal on ur pants button and now my stomach itches is that the allergicness or acn herps spread even if not touched please help
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Yes, I want a kid eventually, but I'll wait until I'm ready financially and emotionally and married. I have no kids right now at 29 and I'm fine with it.
*stomps on biological clock*
I'M FINE I'M FINE!!!!
yep it's a joke i don't know shit about that. i think it would be a great idea for a start-up dating service tho.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
I think it's a damn shame I actually wasted five posts on the gossip @ Nicole Richie having twins. Seems sort of ridic...ah well...
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
y paris herpes on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 4:20pm.
arrah, sorry all the dating websites where you can find wealthy men are actually fronts for Russian male escort services. HOTHOTHOT
may I ask how do you know that?
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Stoney, you don't have kids do you? I don't mind kids, I'm just not listening to my biological clock and just want a fuckin' dog to walk around and to socialize with other dog owners as well. It's a great way to meet people!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Okay, maybe I should just find a new thread, lol.
*takes valium*
*reads women's lib literature*
*combs long dangling bush hairs*
Last part is a joke.
yep yep yep...are you and the BF talking marriage?
Babies need a family. Not just parents.
But when you know the time is right, it's right.
Stoney o
its ok Stoney I ll adopt "runs to hide"
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
arrah, sorry all the dating websites where you can find wealthy men are actually fronts for Russian male escort services. HOTHOTHOT!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Momus: Only if we can stop talking about babies babies babies babies all the time, ah!!!!!!!!!!! I can't take it anymore! Fuck! I thought we were out of the 1950s when women were nothing more than baby warmers, not complete unless they spawned? WHAT HAPPENED?! This makes me so angry between the goddamn octomom and every whore in hollywood having twins and baby shows all over the goddamn place and now there's a new one, and the couple has two sets of twins and sextuplets?! FUCKING WHY?!!! The Earth is already overpopulated! FUCK ME FUCKING SIDEWAYS WITH THE GODDAMN BABY PHENOMENON OBSESSION!*
*no offense to you at all yepyepyep, you should do what you can afford and what makes you happy, obviously you touched on a deeper issue with me, lol.
by M.E. on
my cousin has a 4 month old I would pay her to babysit
money is not a problem I have health insurance that will cover all hospital bills
bf has a good job
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Falkor on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 4:14pm.
Submitted by yepyepyep on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 4:01pm.
Falkor
my boyfriend wants one too
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Are you 29 or 19?
If youre 19, I would get some sort of education or learn a trade or get in real good with a job somewhere before having a baby, because money is a definite necessity if you plan on having kids. Everyone I know who had kids early regrets it, but at the time they had them they really wanted them and there was no talking them outta it.
If youre 29, then just find a good stable guy to have babies with.
im 29, have good job good health insurance boyfriend is a lawyer we set money wise
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
yepyepyep- honey. Kids are EXPENSIVE!
Diapers alone for the first year will set you back thousands of dollars. Not to mention formula, clothes, since they out grow clothes within weeks, healthcare, YOUR INITIAL HOSPITAL BILL FOR THE BIRTH!
If you work, who's going to take care of the child when you are at work? Infant care is much more expensive than a toddler or even a school age child.
I always wanted children and was eager to have them. I was 27 when my first was born. I had NO IDEA how hard raising a child would be, emotionally, physically and emotionally.
It is not something one should just jump into.
Submitted by KD on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 4:09pm.
Well, then, yepyepyeppie, what is holding you back?
nothing really I just wanted to share :p
cause I dont really wanna tell my family and friends because I don't want them asking questions or annoying me (family catholic me unmarried, friends mostly professionals who put career first)
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Submitted by yepyepyep on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 4:01pm.
Falkor
my boyfriend wants one too
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Are you 29 or 19?
If youre 19, I would get some sort of education or learn a trade or get in real good with a job somewhere before having a baby, because money is a definite necessity if you plan on having kids. Everyone I know who had kids early regrets it, but at the time they had them they really wanted them and there was no talking them outta it.
If youre 29, then just find a good stable guy to have babies with.
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smack. smack. sugar smack. give me a smack and ill smack ya back!
No babies for me!!
Except for those incredibly rare moments when a kid does something that I find totally hilarious, they annoy the everlovin crap out of me. I can tolerate kids that belong to close friends or family (most of the time) but the children I mostly find myself surrounded by (like at stores and such) are hideous and so are their worthless parents. They need to be out of my face and STFU.
Dayum! Sorry y'all, I has de PMS.
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I should be thrown into the loony bin for posting this shit. And we can share a padded room, because you're reading it! -MK
Submitted by paris herpes on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 4:03pm.
FUCK, I posted 5 times?!
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you got yourself a record. PH, if you're gonna post 5 times, at least have the decency to tell us about where we can find really wealthy people's profiles!
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www.poe200th.com
Happy Birthday, in your kingdom by the sea..
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 4:09pm.
*slams door*
*leaves thread*
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Stoney, come back!
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by paris herpes on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 4:03pm.
FUCK, I posted 5 times?! This totally sucks. I should STFU now for reals...so sorry dudes...!
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El Bastardo's long-dong reach has given you a sticky keyboard and mouse pointer.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Aww hell. I am up to my eyeballs in work. I'll have to catch up with you trollops tomorrow.
Over and out....
MS
*slams door*
*leaves thread*
Well, then, yepyepyeppie, what is holding you back?
I always wanted to have children but now for some reason I feel ready, and I love babysitting I dont mind not sleeping, all that stuff that goes away when you have a child,
and I had 2 little girls ask to be their mommy so im not that bad,
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
yep, it's probably a good time to think about kids. Nevermind. You're close to my age, I'm 31...
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
@ yepyep
When I thought that a third child was my calling (my youngest was 4 at the time) I would observe friends who couldn't even sit down and enjoy a plate of food or a drink, always having to get up and supervise. That knocked me into reality for sure.
While babies are wonderful beautiful love you unconditionally little creatures, they are much work and eventually grow up to be cussing rebellious youth, much like us adults here on dlisted.
yep, your BF doesn't have to physically have one like you do. Think about it. Babies are cute until they're about 2 then the insane shit starts happening. WEll at least you're passing on genes are whatever...and the kids will take care of you when you're old hopefully...
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Sorry yepyep! Must be thinking of someone else!
by KD on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 3:59pm.
yepyep- If I remember correctly, you are still in high school, or just out of it. Give it a couple weeks and I think the urge will pass.
im 29 !!!
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
FUCK, I posted 5 times?! This totally sucks. I should STFU now for reals...so sorry dudes...!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Submitted by yepyepyep on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 3:58pm.
You are definitely mommy material. You might try to adopt if you can't find a willing partner.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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KD, yep is 19?! Hell NO! Don't have a kid outta high school, you still need to get wasted and party, that's what your fuckin' 20s are for...!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
it's dubble post day!
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 3:59pm.
It's very good. But it will definitely piss you off if you know a sick person or are a sick person. Or have kids. Or have ever been to the doctor. Or have ever paid for a prescription. Or live in the United States. Yeah, basically it will piss you off.
Wow, Paris Herpes! A quintuple post! how'd you do that, lol!
Anyway, with Nicole, twins is in the family. I heard Joel admit to it yesterday, but I'm not sure about the twins part.
Falkor
my boyfriend wants one too
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
WTF, I totally triple posted. Sorry guys. My DSL is kinda slow!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Migraine, I am making my own lunches again (thank you economy) and today's was WTF can I make out of what I have in the fridge:
avocado
tomato
eggplant
cheese
pesto
turkey lunch meat
sprouts
bread
Soooo, I lightly breaded then fried the eggplant, made a sammie out of it layering the other ingredients.
It was actually pretty epic.
yepyep, you just have to get over it and wait for the right time. Been there, done that. It ain't easy, but obsessing over it just makes you depressed. You still have plenty of time anyway.
Stoney: No, I haven't. I'm scared to. It's been on cable a few times and I have avoided it because I don't want to get myself all worked up.
It's good, though, huh?
yepyep- If I remember correctly, you are still in high school, or just out of it. Give it a couple weeks and I think the urge will pass.
Submitted by KD on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 3:56pm.
I'm going through one of my I-don't-think-I-want-kids phases. So sometimes it worries my that my boyfriend likes J&K+8 so much.
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I'm in my 'I don't want kiddles phase' and the weird thing is, I already have um.
JK (sorta sometimes kinda not really yeah okay nah ah yeah oh nm)
Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 3:56pm.
Submitted by yepyepyep on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 3:48pm.
Totally off topic topic I think
I want to have a baby so badly now :(
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Before you do that, work for a daycare center to see if you really are mommy material. Or, watch M.E.'s little darlings so that she can work.
I have babysat 3 children ages 4 months, 2 and 3 for 24 hours by myself I know what children are like
I still really want my own
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
yepyepyep: Any time you start wanting a baby, find someone to babysit for. For at LEAST a couple of hours. When you have other shit you need to be doing. If you'd rather do that than sleep in on a Sunday morning, maybe you're ready to have a baby.
Having children is the most wonderful thing ever, but if you're doing it right, it's HARD. I'm glad my mother taught us to do all our partying and traveling and sleeping in before having kids.
Hey I noticed on one of the tabloid mags that Nicole Ritchie is gonna have twins...wtf?!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Hey I noticed on one of the tabloid mags that Nicole Ritchie is gonna have twins...wtf?!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Hey I noticed on one of the tabloid mags that Nicole Ritchie is gonna have twins...wtf?!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Hekki, have you seen Sicko?
VERY eye-opening.
Hey I noticed on one of the tabloid mags that Nicole Ritchie is gonna have twins...wtf?!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Hey I noticed on one of the tabloid mags that Nicole Ritchie is gonna have twins...wtf?!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
y KD on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 3:51pm.
Submitted by yepyepyep on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 3:48pm.
You are way too young to have babies. Get out and experience life some more before you burden yourself with so much responsibility. Its not a chihuahua, ya know.
im going to be 29 in a few months not that young
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"