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God we are some sick bitches.

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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.

And M.E., I've had a few conversations about homosexuality with my older (5) daughter already. I just told her that sometimes men love men and women love women in the way mom and dad love each other. They fall in love and kiss and sometimes get married. (Gay marriage might be legal in more places by the time she's older)

Mr. Hekki was acting like I was encouraging her to be gay or something, but I want to answer her honestly and raise her to be open-minded. I'm not going to turn her gay by letting her know I think it's okay to be.

Hekki - Seriously!!

Shit if you lived across the street you and the rest of the Hekki family would be over every night playing wii and riding bikes. WOOT!

Submitted by EastEndGirl on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 5:17pm.
You are welcome bitch. Oh you have to start very very early to avoid those awkward questions. Around four to five is not to early.

You sluts would not believe what I am fucking doing right now.

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M.E.: I hear you on the playdate thing. It's heartbreaking. Fuck those bitches. I wish I lived across the street from you!

That was this morning!

Srsly, bf's house is ultra clean, I am talking not even a speck of dust in the garage.

So what am I doing? On the fucking ladder cleaning ceilings.

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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.

Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 5:17pm.
momus - Thank you! I was getting so side tracked with the details and explainations, I started freaking out!

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Naturally. You're a mom of a small child who is easily impressionable and looks to you for an honest answer to life's questions.

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Submitted by EastEndGirl on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 5:17pm.
You are welcome bitch. Oh you have to start very very early to avoid those awkward questions. Around four to five is not to early.

You sluts would not believe what I am fucking doing right now.
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Put your fucking vibrator away you horney bitch!

@ Momus, Stoney, and Paris Herpes:

To my mind, choosing NOT to have a child when you are sure that you are not able to support/aren't ready for whatever reason is a very UNselfish thing to do. It is also my belief that if only more people were willing to to think this way, we wouldn't be dealing (unsuccessfully) with so many societal and environmental problems.

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I should be thrown into the loony bin for posting this shit. And we can share a padded room, because you're reading it! -MK

momus - Thank you! I was getting so side tracked with the details and explainations, I started freaking out!

You are welcome bitch. Oh you have to start very very early to avoid those awkward questions. Around four to five is not to early.

You sluts would not believe what I am fucking doing right now.

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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.

Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 5:11pm

oh, in that case take his burt n ernie toys and put on a show.

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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 5:06pm.
Serious question: How do I discuss homosexuality with my 5 almost 6 year old?

He came home from school yesterday saying "Did you know it's ok for boys to kiss boys and for girls to kiss girls"

I am not a homophobe, I have no idea how to discuss this with a kid. MY Kid.

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You tell him that when two people love each other it is OK for them to kiss each other. And, then plant big kiss on his inquisitive cheek.

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You know, I never thought I'd have to have sex talks, penis v.s. vagina talks till my kids were OLDER!

My 6 yr old is very curious. Two years ago we were driving home from preschool and he asked me "Mommy, how did the doctor help get Little Prince out of your belly. You don't have a big scar where it ripped open."

I sat there for a few minutes, shocked, debating, do I tell him the truth or do I use the stork..WTF?

I decided to tell him "Mommy pushed Little Prince out her vagina with the doctors help"

To which he replied "EEEEWWWW! GROSS"

and that was that. LOL

Thanks EEG!

Provolone - he said it was a kid from his class that told him.

Whoa, poor little Big D. :(

I would just explain there are many types of love in the world and list a whole whack of examples.

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Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 4:37pm.

I get annoyed when women use their kid's photo as their profile photo on Facebook or "jakeysmama" as their e-mail address. YOU HAVE YOUR OWN IDENTITY, DON'T YOU?
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Er, um, >ahem< ...I just want to make it clear that I DO have my own identity. I just really love Johnny! He's my best friend. (I wish you all could meet him.) Just sayin!

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I should be thrown into the loony bin for posting this shit. And we can share a padded room, because you're reading it! -MK

Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 5:06pm.

In my opinion you need to ask him whos telling him this. If its an adult talking sex with a 6 year old, thats really creepy

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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 5:03pm.

No wonder kids rebel. They want to have friends and the parents don't care to get involved.

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Serious question: How do I discuss homosexuality with my 5 almost 6 year old?

He came home from school yesterday saying "Did you know it's ok for boys to kiss boys and for girls to kiss girls"

I am not a homophobe, I have no idea how to discuss this with a kid. MY Kid.

Zappy - in the school district my kid is in, pretty much 90% of the moms are stay at home, rich husband, escalade driving twats. They are also all older than me and most have older kids (pre teen, teenager) and their 5/6 year old was a not really planned, but had another kid anyway. None of the mothers in my son's class will even TALK to me, much less call me for a playdate. My poor fucking kid, he has his BFF in his class, has written his name and phone number down 5 FUCKING TIMES and given it to the kid and the mother STILL doesn't call. I have left a note for her in his homework packet saying that Big D wants a playdate. Nothing. THEY LIVE IN THE DEVELOPMENT ACCROSS THE FUCKING STREET FROM US.

I am FURIOUS!

It's my kids birthday on Friday. I am doing cupcakes and goodie bags in his class because, the birthday party I was planning on having A)found out you have to invite the entire class so that leads to B) I can't afford to have a party with 22 kindergarteners which brings us back to C) the two friends he really likes, their mothers won't return contact with me to have a small party at the house.

I feel like bitching those fucking cunts out.

WHO CARES IF YOU DON'T LIKE ME!! OUR KIDS FUCKING LOVE EACHOTHER.

Ooh, one of my favorite topics, to have...or not to have. I decided not, at least until I could afford one. Fortunately, that day never came, and I have no ties to my ex-hub. The funny thing is, my Mom bugged me for years. Finally my siblings started and they're on grandkid #5 now. Pressure's off. SOOO, I'm now 44, just got married 6 months ago, my hubby is 50, and people are asking us when we are going to start our family. REALLY PEOPLE?!? At what point does that stop? There will only be furkids for us.

Submitted by paris herpes on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 4:47pm.

Been there. Done that. Same age. Same amount. Same reason. No regrets, either.

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Submitted by Falkor on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 4:44pm.
For all you mothers:

Once you have a baby, do you loose sensation while having sex after?
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NOOOOOOOOOOO! Exact opposite for me!

Selfish twat!!

JK I did the same thing!

Not selfish at all PH. You did what you felt was right for you at the time. What sense is it bringing children in the world that you couldn't give freely too? Just my opinion.

I got pregnant twice in my 20s and had abortions both times. I was totally not ready to have kids and also was not financially stable either (clearly both these times were complete accidents). I actually don't regret not having kids at both times either. It would have made my life very complicated plus I wouldn't be able to do what I want in my life now. I couldn't imagine what it would be like now either, period. Maybe I'm a selfish twat but whatever, it's my life (like that cheezy 80s song, hahaha!)

"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde

Around here, the mothers encourage friendships with children whose mother they can socialize with. They live through their children totally and go from friend to friend when the kids no longer want to hang out together. I wouldn't let myself get caught up in that bull.

It becomes a popularity contest with the kids and the mothers, their children being the status symbol for their own childhood gone.

sorry I do not want to have a kid to fufill anyone ideas of me, I just always loved children always always always, I just do, I would love to never give my mother a grandchild, but you guys are right I know a lot of people that have kids to trap a guy, or because her boyfriend wanted it without thinking about the consequences I know a guy that just had a baby and they didn't even have a place for baby or though about having one ready, yes I know what having a baby means and that people have kids and then just do everything to avoid them, how do you think I got to babysit 3 children under 3 for over 12 hours? cause mommy wanted to go dancing and didn't put her babies first been there, and I know how hard it is and I still want to do it

Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"

For all you mothers:

Once you have a baby, do you loose sensation while having sex after?

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Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 4:37pm.

And even among women who have kids, I get annoyed when women use their kid's photo as their profile photo on Facebook or "jakeysmama" as their e-mail address. YOU HAVE YOUR OWN IDENTITY, DON'T YOU?

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OMG, you and me both.I chose not to have kids when I was married- and now am stepmom to four teenagers. I love it but it's not my end-all be-all identity. These are the women who end up sad and lonely later in their lives because all they did was live thru their kids and have no lives or hobbies of their own. So they get cats and live out their days, wondering why hubby divorced them and the kids never come to visit. *brrrrr*

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@ Falkor

It says that you are a responsible adult.

I thought I was pregnant a couple weeks ago and was very conflicted at that prospect. I wouldnt mind having a baby, but I wouldnt do it unless I was in a stable relationship, my husband and having a stable relationship would be more important to me than the baby I think. I dont know what that says about me..

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I love babies, especially if they belong to other people.

Submitted by Falkor on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 4:36pm.

Yes, I read that. I also read that the statisticians (frauds) are only calling it a "boomlet"

It's never going to end, imo. As long as people think they will be complete by spitting one out and then using them for attention*, people will keep having them.

*I realize not everyone does this.

Stoney: I am with you.

And I'm very happy being a mother. But I CAN'T STAND the concept that a woman has to have children to be fulfilled and all that jazz. That is HORRIBLE and leads to unfathomable misery for everyone.

I HATE that families pressure single women into marriage and married women into motherhood. It probably makes me angrier than the women who are getting all that flack.

And even among women who have kids, I get annoyed when women use their kid's photo as their profile photo on Facebook or "jakeysmama" as their e-mail address. YOU HAVE YOUR OWN IDENTITY, DON'T YOU?

Submitted by yepyepyep on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 4:07pm.

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I was 21 when I had my first kid.
I was so stupid and naive, selfish too.
I just wanted a baby.
I didn't factor in 6 months of all-day puking and 14 hours of vagina-ripping labor, an extended hospital stay, and having to care for a demanding newborn. My husband was not much help.
That baby turned into a toddler whom I had to watch every second, to chase, to protect.
Then came the school years. The teenage years.
He is now 25 and still lives at home.
He works full time and parties all weekend.
Don't get me wrong, I love him wholeheartedly.
But wanting a baby is a whim that turns into a lifetime of commitment and responsibility.
Like Mom said:
"Once you have a baby, your life is not your own."
So be damn sure before you blithely get pregnant.
It's not just your life.

Well of course she's having twins. A single baby is so 2007.

Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 4:18pm.

Momus: Only if we can stop talking about babies babies babies babies all the time, ah!!!!!!!!!!! I can't take it anymore! Fuck! I thought we were out of the 1950s when women were nothing more than baby warmers, not complete unless they spawned? WHAT HAPPENED?! This makes me so angry between the goddamn octomom and every whore in hollywood having twins and baby shows all over the goddamn place and now there's a new one, and the couple has two sets of twins and sextuplets?!
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Did you know that in 2007, more babies were born than at the height of the baby boom.

More babies were born that year than in the history of America.

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@ Mom

I commend you for being strong. Sometimes well meaning people step over the line with their wants and needs not ever thinking that things might not be in your agenda.

Stoney, I don't want babies yet. I gotta take care of my boyfriend who plays too many video games already. Shit!

"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde

I have a real dilemna here..one more patient is scheduled to arrive and all there is left is one butterscotch. I'll never make it through.

Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 4:27pm.

Mr. Momus and I have no children by choice. I have endured nearly 30 years of familial pressure to produce grandkids/nieces/nephews. I have not succumbed. I have stayed strong. Plus, I tell them if they want a grandkid/niece/nephew to go get one on their own.
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Yeah, my mom wants a grandchild reeeeeeeaaaaaaally bad. She whines about how all her friends have grandkids. I tell her to go whine to my sister cuz I ain't doin it. I like my vagina just the way it is, thank you very much!

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I should be thrown into the loony bin for posting this shit. And we can share a padded room, because you're reading it! -MK

M.E., it might be bunk, I saw the headline on the cover of Star. I went home for a week so I was scanning the airport mag stands for reading material. Didn't find anything that grabbed me though...tabloid rag articles are always mostly made up (with a very small kernel of truth to them)...

"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde

ok people im going home to play with my dogs (to get bossed around by them) good night
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"

WAIT A FUCKING SECOND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Nicole Ritchie is having twins!??!??!!?

No, please talk about what you want. I'm the one with the problem. I'm sorry!!!!!!!! Babies are great!!

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 4:18pm.

Mr. Momus and I have no children by choice. I have endured nearly 30 years of familial pressure to produce grandkids/nieces/nephews. I have not succumbed. I have stayed strong. Plus, I tell them if they want a grandkid/niece/nephew to go get one on their own.

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Stoney
read virginia woolf
sorry
no more baby talk

Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"