Open Post: Hosted By The Grim Aniston
According to the paps, this is Jennifer Aniston wearing some kind of KKK/Orko from He-Man hood while leaving her hotel in NYC today to go shoot that movie about a bitch who makes love to a turkey baster or something.
I'm proud of my fingers, because I know they have the intense urge to type "This is the hottest she's ever looked!" Oops. They failed.
Who knows why Jenny decided to cause a mass amount of attention to herself by trying to look like she's hiding her chin from the cameras? Botox gone wrong? Her $60,000 hairstylist wasn't able to pass a blow dryer through her mop. Or it could be something simple like homegirl just has a herp sore on her mouth. Wait. You usually get those from mouth kissing another human being, right? Yeah, can't be that.
Speaking of herpes, when doing research for this non-story (I SWEAR), I found this question on the hilarious bible of all things hilarious: Yahoo Answers!
Can i get herpes from kissing a girl if she ONLY has it on her vagina?
ok me adn this girl were going out for about a week or so and we started kissing like a regular couple does and then i heard she has herpies i thought it was a rumor but i asked her and she said yeah she thinks, only on her vagina not on the mouth or cold sore and im worried cause im allergic to the metal on ur pants button and now my stomach itches is that the allergicness or acn herps spread even if not touched please help
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I read a coment in Vogue letter on her and saw a viewers call in on show. Basically Jennifer Aniston does come across as needy, narcassistic, self absorbed, self-involved and she is the one to talk talk talk talk about her single status, dating etc, and suddenly has relationships that start and end with her movie launches.
And we are all tired of seeing and hearing about her. So just hide under the hoodie already
I just skipped back to this thread to say sorry for holding out on the vino...something came up and I had to beat it. I didn't even get to finish my own glass! :(
Anyway, back to the front...
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I should be thrown into the loony bin for posting this shit. And we can share a padded room, because you're reading it! -MK
Can I ask something? Since we're on the subject-- why does everyone hate Jennifer Aniston? Maybe she doesn't want to get married. Maybe she doesn't want babies! Isn't that what we were talking about? I mean, girlfriend got burned big time by that fucking tool she married. So why is everyone so "Oooh, she's a dried up old hag!" Fuck that, I would KILL to have her life! No one to answer to except her dogs. No one to worry about if they're fucking around on her *cough tool bag brad cough* --no kids, just a free life. She's rich enough to work when she wants. As I see it, the girl has got it made!!
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Vagina: apparently it is a clown car.
She should forget about finding a man to give her a baby and just adopt. It's ridiculous. She's putting herself out there to be used and abused.
She should wear that everyday...looks great on her!
xoxoxoxox
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
can we please call her "The Grim Aniston" from now on?
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 7:01pm.
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That is horrible. It just goes to show you what assholes people can be sometimes. Shame on them.
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Thanks. It sucks. Punish the kid b'c the parents can't follow the rules that you just made up?? Fuck that.
Oh, and I love your avatar. LOL
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Vagina: apparently it is a clown car.
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 8:33pm.
Ahhhhhhh, I am home now, away from that @#$!-ing phone, with a glass of vino.
I got some cheap Safeway Shiraz if anybody wants some.
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God, I miss Safeway.
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Vagina: apparently it is a clown car.
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 8:33pm.
*holds out empty glass*
Ahhhhhhh, I am home now, away from that @#$!-ing phone, with a glass of vino.
I got some cheap Safeway Shiraz if anybody wants some.
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I should be thrown into the loony bin for posting this shit. And we can share a padded room, because you're reading it! -MK
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 7:16pm.
Momus - How much longer you got?
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Prolly until 8 p.m. PDT.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Eet ees 5 ov de clock, I goes home! Might see y'all later. Have fun!
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I should be thrown into the loony bin for posting this shit. And we can share a padded room, because you're reading it! -MK
Momus - How much longer you got?
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I should be thrown into the loony bin for posting this shit. And we can share a padded room, because you're reading it! -MK
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 7:02pm.
Me.
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Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 6:40pm.
I do, too. And so does Mr. Hekki. It must be universal. One day the older one got into HIS drawer and asked about the bottle of lube and condoms. GOD FORBID she gets into mine. I'd have a LOT of 'splainin to do...
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Heh, I made us a little bag out of red velvet to keep the condoms and lube in. It has a closeable flap and a loop so we can hang it near the bed (within reach cuz we are lazy I guess...)It's called the LOve Pouch >snort< What dorks we are.
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I should be thrown into the loony bin for posting this shit. And we can share a padded room, because you're reading it! -MK
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 7:01pm.
According to Wikipedia, catnip acts like a kitteh pheromone. Maybe your kitteh, being a girl, does things with her tail because she's horny and wants to be mounted ... even if she's been spayed.
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Kitteh weed! She just keeps chasing her tail. Silly girl. I keep telling her it's attached to her but she won't listen!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 6:18pm.
*hands over a brandy alexander with a chocolate cupcake sidecar*
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Oh, how sweet! (sorry I missed the handoff, I had to do some work >ick<)
Nom nom nom >burp<
You are a doll. 15 more minutes!!!
Anyone else at work?
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I should be thrown into the loony bin for posting this shit. And we can share a padded room, because you're reading it! -MK
Submitted by Hockey fan on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 6:59pm.
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That is horrible. It just goes to show you what assholes people can be sometimes. Shame on them.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 6:54pm.
Why is it after overdosing on catnip, my kitteh decides her tail isn't attached to her?
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According to Wikipedia, catnip acts like a kitteh pheromone. Maybe your kitteh, being a girl, does things with her tail because she's horny and wants to be mounted ... even if she's been spayed.
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Oh, and we moved out of our supposedly upscale neighborhood that my partner has lived in for twelve years when the new heads of the swim team (i.e., the rich bitch moms who have nothing else to do) chastised us for not volunteering our time to the swim team and then banned our youngest son from swimming in the invitational b'c we hadn't volunteered. Never mind that my partner (when she was married and stayed home) was at that pool, every day for ten years, with her four kids and did everything from soda machines to first aid to snacks. She organized meals for the all day invitationals for years. Gee, sorry ladies, you didn't live here then, so you don't know that...BUT DON'T YOU DARE PUNISH OUR CHILD because we have to work 40-60 hour weeks because we don't feed off our husbands! Oh and yeah, we're GAY. Get over it. We moved to a small house in the 'hood, our neighbors are mixed races and we're much happier than we've ever been. I hope you all drown in the neighborhood pool.
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Vagina: apparently it is a clown car.
No American Idol tonight, NO SVU! either.
I will watch The President on CNN and watch Mah Boo.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Why is it after overdosing on catnip, my kitteh decides her tail isn't attached to her?
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Just tell your child that it's okay for boys to kiss boys and girls to kiss girls. show him examples. Get books at the library--there's lots of cool ways to explain it to your child. Good luck! You sound like a good parent.
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Vagina: apparently it is a clown car.
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 6:40pm.
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 6:16pm.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 6:11pm.
I thought most of us woman have a drawer, I don't want to be all embarrassed (not likely!) and shit.
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I just use my underwear drawer. Is that weird?
I do, too. And so does Mr. Hekki. It must be universal. One day the older one got into HIS drawer and asked about the bottle of lube and condoms. GOD FORBID she gets into mine. I'd have a LOT of 'splainin to do...
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Another reason why me and Mr. Momus remain childfree. We don't have to hide our toys or picture books.
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Submitted by johnnysgirl on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 6:16pm.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 6:11pm.
I thought most of us woman have a drawer, I don't want to be all embarrassed (not likely!) and shit.
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I just use my underwear drawer. Is that weird?
I do, too. And so does Mr. Hekki. It must be universal. One day the older one got into HIS drawer and asked about the bottle of lube and condoms. GOD FORBID she gets into mine. I'd have a LOT of 'splainin to do...
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 6:25pm.
My "drawer" is the one in the nightstand, next to my side of the bed.
Easy access.
Gonna need to find a box and keep them up high soon though. Kids are getting nosey.
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Nah. Just put locks on your bedside tables. We did.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
ISMU, I just read about that--- I am so glad your Mom is OK. xox
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 6:33pm.
HOORAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MOST EXCELLENT NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*giggles and blushes at boobie grab*
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Ladies, I just wanted to stop by and thank you all for your sweetness and concern earlier. My mom called, she's fine and I'm grateful for all of you for helping me feel less anxious.
*boobie grabs all around*
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If you're so stupid that you can't see a hole that big, then by God you deserve to fall in it. -Morbidosity
My "drawer" is the one in the nightstand, next to my side of the bed.
Easy access.
Gonna need to find a box and keep them up high soon though. Kids are getting nosey.
Depends on if you gear is next to the granny panties or the thongs.
Hatbox...wow wish I had one of those to remind me of my gma's closet.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 6:11pm.
How about a hat box...someone gave me a gift in one years ago, can't tell you what the gift was, but the box is still quite useful.
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 6:15pm.
Cripes, I am so ready to quit this bitch!! (Work, not Dlisted.) My hormones are raging and I don't know if I can handle one more retarded phone call. The only thing keeping me going right now is this cupcake. And this place.
I need a drink!
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*hands over a brandy alexander with a chocolate cupcake sidecar*
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 6:11pm.
I thought most of us woman have a drawer, I don't want to be all embarrassed (not likely!) and shit.
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I just use my underwear drawer. Is that weird?
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I should be thrown into the loony bin for posting this shit. And we can share a padded room, because you're reading it! -MK
Cripes, I am so ready to quit this bitch!! (Work, not Dlisted.) My hormones are raging and I don't know if I can handle one more retarded phone call. The only thing keeping me going right now is this cupcake. And this place.
I need a drink!
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I should be thrown into the loony bin for posting this shit. And we can share a padded room, because you're reading it! -MK
I thought most of us woman have a drawer, I don't want to be all embarrassed (not likely!) and shit.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 6:08pm.
Sugaroo - LMAO! Boogers FLY at light speed!!!
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They also stick like glue. *urgh*
When my son was six, my husband made a comment about some "bums" in the street. DJ looked up at him and said sternly, "They're not bums, Daddy, they're displaced persons."
KIDS!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Sugaroo - LMAO! Boogers FLY at light speed!!!
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 5:57pm.
Farrah,
The new bf is scared to look in THE DRAWER.
Ha!
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INTERESTING!!!
i wanna look!!
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Happy Birthday, in your kingdom by the sea..
Farrah,
The new bf is scared to look in THE DRAWER.
Ha!
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
M.E., my nephew asked me how many miles an hour a booger hits when you blow your nose. I don't have a clue what that means.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
As Art Linkletter noted many decades ago, Kids Say the Darnedest Things.
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 5:43pm.
:)
It wasn't even my first choice of link. Don't want you lot to know all my secrets.
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pretty good choice, tho.
Kinky beesh!
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Happy Birthday, in your kingdom by the sea..
Hekki, momus, girls, thank you for the advise. I feel better now about how to approach the subject and how to start the conversation, I know that he'll have questions, but I think I know how to handle it now!
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M.E
It gets worse...my kid came home from school and asked what a blumkin is...
and by the way, I am a driver mom for the WHOLE fuckin town and been home sick for two days and not one parent offered my kid a ride to school
..we have no busing..bitches!
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It wasn't even my first choice of link. Don't want you lot to know all my secrets.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
What is PeTA doing about circuses? It occurred to me while watching a promo for the news. They're doing some expose about how circus animals are treated.
Why are they squawking about people eating fish and not protesting some serious mistreatment of animals?
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 5:33pm.
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The 'Accomodator'?? Oh my. :)
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 5:18pm.
==Regarding the kissing Q.
What Provolone said. Yes, I'm agreeing with Provolong (typo but it stays). I'd be asking the wee kiddle a few more questions. You don't want to find out in 15 years that he saw same sex kissing on a DVD at a playmates house!
@ M.E. & Hekki
If you lived near me and Mr. Momus, we'd get together (kidlings included) and play cards, barbecue, and talk shit about the snooty moms.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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