Jacko Wants To Adopt A Baby
That headline alone should cause every damn major international agency to gather together to start some kind of task force to stop this madness before it starts! Chris Hansen can be their leader.
The Sunday Express says that while Jacko is playing in London he wants to make a couple of big purchases including a fucking baby! A damn child. Yes, one with private parts!
A source said the King of Crazy has contacted a British adoption agency about adding a fourth child to his gang. The source went on to say, "His life is his children. Wherever he goes, they go, and he has said it would be good to have another child. Contact has been made with an adoption agency in Britain which has a very good reputation. He feels he has shaken off the sex abuse allegations. It is a new beginning."
Jacko is already a daddy to Prince Michael I, Paris and Prince Michael II. So I'm guessing his fourth kid will be named Prince Michael III. His nickname will be Feather Bed.
Hopefully, this British adoption agency works with Dateline NBC and this is really just some kind of fucking sting. Chris Hansen better be in the back making lemonade and preparing for Jacko's arrival. It's not funny.
If Jacko is able to adopt a baby, then that means there are no longer any rules in life. Yup. Flash your vagina in the middle of a crowded park! Run down the street and lick random hot people. Masturbate on a fire hydrant. Scream at a squirrel. Go fucking crazy, because anything goes!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 8:46am.
isn't he dying?
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No, but I think his nose is.
Isn't one of the requirements for adoption having a nose?
Even Pedo Bear says NO.
LOL @ what looks like someone in a lion mask giving the middle finger salute.
It's too early for this shit, MK.
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WTF with the dwarf in the lion mask?
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That picture is all sort of Creepy.
This HAS to be a Joke, a very Bad one.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Any adoption agency with a "good reputation" will NOT give him a kid.
However, I don't know what's stopping him from buying a kid from the black market.
Fucking freak.
The kid in the lion mask is really creeping me out.
It's like something from a weird German art film. Just outside of the frame, I expect there was a naked octogenarian riding a bike, a dwarf transvestite singing a song about unrequited love and murder, and a harlequin tending a vegetable garden. All symbolizing mans struggle against an existential non-existence.
This simply can't be true. No one is going to give that pedo freak a baby.
I doubt this is true.
Seriously, WTF is that in the background? I'm super suprised MK didn't mention it!!
heh, can you imagine opening your door and seeing those two staring back at you?
oh hell no!
Where IS Chris Hansen when we need him??
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That lion thing in the background is giving me the vapors.
You so ugly, you look like you got superpowers
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 8:46am.
isn't he dying?
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I know his career is.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 8:46am.
isn't he dying?
I thought he was broke, too?
isn't he dying?
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No agency in the world would give Miss Jackson (cause he's nasty) a baby. He should try buying one or two off Octomom. I bet she'll give him a good price.
Prince Michael I and Paris are teenagers now, right? He must be losing interest in them.
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He should talk to Octomom.
ok, so now i realize that lion is not giving me the finger, but what is that thing???? Is that Blanket???