Monday, March 23rd 2009

My Little Nightmare

No, this isn't Sarah Jessica Parker as The Joker in the next Batman movie, it's the mini creature that will crash my dreams tonight and turn them into a nightmare.

Artist Mari Kasurinen took My Little Pony and transformed her horsey ass into classic movie characters. It's pretty amazing that Mari made a creepy thing even fucking creepier. There's no way I could shut my eyes with one of those things in my apartment. Even if I threw it in the trash and put a brick over the garbage can, it would find a way out. Those twinkly eyes say "I will eat your face tonight" and that slimy grin adds "And I'll like it."

The My Little Edward Scissorhands has to be illegal in most states. It has knives instead of hooves!

And I'd totally hit My Little Jack Sparrow. WELL, I'd hit Johnny Depp anything!

Posted by: Michael K


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Are you sure that isn't SJP?

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Shouldn't that one be called Edward Scissorhooves?

iHeartHaters's picture

Fucking BRILL. Love it!!

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Lala11_7's picture

The artists needs to get their ass royally kicked for this project!!!

WOT IN DA HELL?!?!

madam ex's picture

Loves it, want the whole collection,especially the S&M black leather wearing one w/white stitching, it's awesome.

sonne's picture

These are great!

DR.FUNK's picture

Like it.

I'd hit Johnny Depp anything!

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ditto on that mk

reckless_wreck's picture

these ponies sold their souls to that artist after they lost their magical forest.

robert pattinson, i hope you're ashamed of yourself for cutting your magical hair.

your heart is my piñata.

Zedrie's picture

Edward ScissorPony is genius!

cheetahstripes's picture

The Chewbacca pony looks just like my friend's Shih Tzu. Or is it Shit Zoo? I keep forgetting.

Bossy's picture

Hah, that's pretty awesome.

they're all so so cute!!!
the yellow one is Uma(KillBill)

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My Little Pony looks exactly like Jody Marsh in the pic below!

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Albatross's picture

OMG, The Joker - me wantee!

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onesidhe's picture

Ooooooo, I love the Cthulhu! I wonder how much she charges for these things?

Hysteria's picture

who wants scary ponies? they should all appear in a tim burton flick

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The one with the teeth is horrible.

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I like all the thumbs but - is that the Crow? I fucking hate that look.

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Green Is Good's picture

@Datura, I liked little Cthulu and Pan, too.

However, Chewbacca Pony is just so effing cute! And Edward Scissor-Pony, look at those boo boo eyes!

I noticed on the artist's website, he is NOT for sale! She would make a fortune on that one, but I'll bet she invested so much time and attention to it, she got too fond of it. Not that I blame her.

Datura's picture

This woman has talent. Her little Cthulhu and Pan (amongst others) are amazing.

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Talkdirty2me's picture

I Love the Kill Bill Pony. I would seriously buy these, this artist has talent, they are really well made. The detail on some of them is amazing.
When I was little I had every single MLP, I would have coveted these ones.

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Green Is Good's picture

You gotta check out the website! She did a My Little Jack Skellington and Sally.

Lori Dukes's picture

These are the greatest My Little Ponies...ever

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Submitted by The Audrey on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 5:29pm.

What is the first one supposed to be? The one in the yellow outfit?
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Uma Thurman from that Quentin Tarentino movie. I think it's called Kill Bill.

Green Is Good's picture

How freaking cute is Chewbacca Pony?!

Edward Scizzorpony has the sweetest eyes.

The Audrey's picture

What is the first one supposed to be? The one in the yellow outfit?

Anyway, that shit is weirdness.

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Green Is Good's picture

Awww. I think these are kinda cute!

Aerialgreen's picture

You know there is a guy that just found this and is all like JACKPOT! (specially with the one with the Cat-horse S&M theme.)

johnnysgirl's picture

Heee, I've seen these, they're awesome.

Well done - she got the Edward Scissorhand's facial expression spot on.

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I think they're cute. :)

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mommylicious's picture

wow!!

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Submitted by The Real Mean Girl on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 4:17pm.
Someone has waaaaay too much time on their hands.

I second that. How retarded.

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kdracofan's picture

what the fuckery fuck is this?

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Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 4:29pm.

Does the dog have the same toothy smile? Cuz that would be sooooo cute!
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he does! he's such an adorable wookie-yak mix. There's pic of him on my myspace. Lemme see if i can fish one flashing his pearls.
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Dj Tenn.'s picture

my friend downtown NYC legendary performance artist FLLOYD used to take and cut the nose off of them with scissors and shove a tube of chap stic lip balm in there which fit perfectly and call them "My Lil Chap Stick Pony".. just pick them up and apply I dont know why , I just thought I'd share that.

that toy freaked me out too MK..

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I love them and my daughter is going to freak when I show her!

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yeah but most of them are sold already

dadada's picture

She is amazing, check out her website I totally want the Edward Ponie!!

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At first they look rubbish. Like a kid project for school rushed sunday night.

Then look closer and they're actually really well made.

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Bhahahahahaha! So weird. Then again, I don't have time to take up creepy hobbies when I'm stuck in an office most of the week, and then stuck in a bar for the remainder.
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M.E.'s picture

Ok, the Wookie one made me laugh. I can return to the living.

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Farrah on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 4:24pm.

Does the dog have the same toothy smile? Cuz that would be sooooo cute!

Mari did a He-Man one called "My little He-Man." hahaha

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M.E.'s picture

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Clarisse's picture

M'kay.

Some people knit, some people read. Some people take children's toys waaaaaaaay too seriously.

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howcomebubblegum's picture

The Edward Scissorhands and Joker ponies are hilarious! Beatrix and Catwoman are cute.

zomay's picture

I just bought my daughter a my little pony balloon 20 minutes ago at Stater brothers. Coincidence.

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Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 4:21pm.

The Wookie Pony is hilarious!
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the funniest thing is that it looks exactly like my BF's dog..
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Kp's picture

This is a really good idea..they are all pretty cute..the wookie pony looks like my terrier though!