Monday, March 23rd 2009
Kanye West's New Jack-Off Material
Kanye West probably spent most of his weekend slapping his own iPeen and covering this cover of Complex in even more white shit, because they called him "The Most Influential Brand In The Universe." What in the what?! What a way to jerk off his ego stick and lick on his powdered donut hole at the same time!
Who do they think he is? Mother's Cookies? Maybe that's who they really meant to call the "most influential brand," because all Kanye needs is some sprinkles and he'd almost look like a giant Circus Animal cookie.
And Kanye must think he's so different and edgy with those sparkly eyes. Note to Kanye, my eyes do that too whenever I gaze upon Mah Boo Anderson Cooper. My no no does it too. Simultaneously. Take that.
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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 2:03pm.
I put him in same category as P Diddy Daddy's Doody.. egocentric mouth breathing ugly mofo.
tee hee - hey hon! xo
The creepy Revolta eyes make me want to heave.
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If you're so stupid that you can't see a hole that big, then by God you deserve to fall in it. -Morbidosity
wtf, he doesn't influence ANYTHING or anyone...
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I put him in same category as P Diddy Daddy's Doody.. egocentric mouth breathing ugly mofo.
it's Complex's seventh anniversary and I've never even heard of it before.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
Submitted by gia on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 1:54pm.
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HaHa. We speak the same language and see the same things.
Kanye's real problem is simply that he isn't handsome.
How many handsome men do you know of that go off like this with a faux facade? Right. None.
He sleeps with anyone too, regardless if they're famous or not. He once slept with the biggest minger from the regular public big brother in the uk. She was booted out one of the first, next thing she's sleeping with him after meeting on a game show lol so gross.
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Each time I see a picture of this lad, or read the spew from his head I feel agitated. If he is a brand so is Aretha's hat.
he's trying to look like his stripper ho gf in this picture.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
bleck
Submitted by gia on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 1:54pm.
He is really unattractive.
You are being too kind. I hate him and his chipmunk cheeks. He has no features. His face is a round blob.
Just what this ego with feet needs...validation.
Fuck off Kanye.
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He is really unattractive.
Submitted by The C word on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 1:44pm.
"The Most Influential Brand In The Universe."
Yeah well so were the Smurfs, ALF, the California Raisins, and Garfield at one time.
LMAO!!!!!!! Good call!
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Douchechill!
he's copying...oh i mean SAMPLING mc esher.
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If his ego inflates any more, his head will explode.
Those pictures are really cool though.
Submitted by Raniya on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 1:45pm.
I often don't wish for people to die or go away, but Kanye and Perez Hilton are on my top of the list.
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Piggy doesn't bother me because I ignore him but let's add Octomom and Parasite to that list.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
I often don't wish for people to die or go away, but Kanye and Perez Hilton are making me reconsider..
The only thing more obnoxious then Kanye are his fans. And these dick riders who dare to call him 'talented' and 'original'. Fuck outta here with that shit.
Gimme a break!.....
gimme a break break me off a piece of that Kit Kat bar!!!
I want chocolate now!
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WOA four sacagaweas? Whered you get THAT??!!
...the post office
"The Most Influential Brand In The Universe."
Yeah well so were the Smurfs, ALF, the California Raisins, and Garfield at one time.
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"There's a kid on a Pogo stick in front if my house. It's nearly midnight so let's assume he's been drinking. This should end well for him."
- excerpt from Christopher Walken's Twitter
There is not enough photoshop to fix that super fugly mug, but I see they tried to slim down his lips and nose.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Oh, brrrrother *eyeroll*
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Hey baby! Did heaven lose a star? 'cause you've got niiiiiiice cans...
ugh mk you are really pushing the douche factor today
kanye, lohan, demi's ass captured by kutcher, madonna
you my friend are on a douche roll!
I've never bought one thing even associated with this blowhard.
Brand? Madonna is a "Brand". This joker is just an annoyance.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
Dear Kanye,
Please die.
Love,
Stoney