Matt Lauer Taken Down By A Deer
Matt Lauer was riding his bike over the weekend, probably pretending he's in the Tour de Frace, when a deer jumped in front of his ass which caused him to flip over the handlebars and fucked up his shoulder. Deer: 1, Lauer: 0.
Meredith Viera thought it was really fucking hilarious and joked about it on Today this morning when she explained why he wasn't at work. Meredith said, "Matt's banged up with a displaced shoulder, it popped out. Hopefully he'll be on the mend soon." Meredith said Matt thinks the animal was hired as a hit deer by the competition. Meredith added, "I hired the deer. Just graze him.'"
This is no time for their jokes! That poor deer will probably need years of therapy after coming that close to Matt Lauer's enormous ego. Looking his ego in the eye will scar you for years!
By the way, the deer was really a blonde prostitute who got a little too excited while she was riding his face, right?