Monday, March 23rd 2009
Morning Wood
That's where Tater Head comes from. And this is what Demi Moore gets for marrying a 13-year-old - Socialite Life
Quick! Somebody throw this floppy malnourished trout back in the water! - I'm Not Obsessed
A-Roidy really does love tranny girls who can bench press more than him - Celebitchy
Tinted Windows is still trying to make Tinted Windows happen - Popeater
Natasha Bedingfield, aka The Hills theme song singer, got married - SOW
Is Juliet the next bitch to get it on Lost? - ICYDK
Lily Allen's ho down - Popbytes
Cousin Pebbles = drag queen he blew in a bathroom stall - UsWeekly
Oh, Jessica Simpson, just go inside, close the door and never come out again - Celebslam
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why so surprised when a douche acts douchey?
and who hasn't seen Demi's "ass" in Striptease??
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¿¡Por qué no te callas!?
Ok Took nap came back... read this, busting out laughing!!
Thanks trinell05
Submitted by trinell05 on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 2:27pm.
Lol. The picture of Demi could have been waaay worse...
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i205/trinell05/couldabeenworse.jpg
"I hate you!"
"I believe you"
Dear Mr. Abrams,
Please kill Kate. That is all.
Thanks,
MB
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This is funny? Really? Was it a bad week or something?
Lol. The picture of Demi could have been waaay worse...
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i205/trinell05/couldabeenworse.jpg
Ashton is an idiot..I have never seen such a complete moron as he is.
Posh looks HOT!
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I'm tired of hearing about A Rod lately. He's clearly a deeply repressed homo (or some kind of weird narcissist) if he's going around banging all these he-man chicks.
J Simp *just shakes head* I hated her for a long time, now I just pity her.
Ashton Kutcher needs to step away from the computer or iPhone or Blackberry or whatever and get a job. He's an idiot.
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Douchechill!
True that. Kiera looks fine as long as she keeps her mouth closed. It's those teeth and that jaw that do her in.
if that's demi's ass then it's fine but why would ashton post a pic of it?! he likes to brag, i see. :P
took me a few minutes to find the ass in that photo and even when i made it out, i'm still confused
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What fresh hell is this?
Ahton Kutcher posted it? mmhmm.. yeah.
And she didn't order him to airbrush her fucking cellucite off et cetera... The very idea of parading her ass out was her idea in the first place, I bet..
dbella, that is why beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
I think Keira can look stunningly beautiful, or kinda ugly- depends on the angle.
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Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me
Like any hot blooded woman, I have simply wanted an object to crave
-Alanis Morisette "Uninvited"
Okey dokey. I guess I just don't see anything that bad about her. Kiera Knightley's hideous jaw and teeth offend me a lot worse. Now, THAT one is ugly.
http://www.virginmedia.com/images/kiera-knightley-413x413.jpg
This pic gives me nightmares
Im with PSL Natasha is kind on manly looking in the face not entirely ugly but just weird looking..kind of like Duffy
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WOA four sacagaweas? Whered you get THAT??!!
...the post office
Steams his suit? What the hell does that mean? Like either of them have done a household chore in years. How she got that Taterhead's jaw out of that arse is the biggest mystery.
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The streets of hell are paved with good intentions.
~ Twain
Ashton Kutcher has the mentality of a 10 year old...he's like Beavis & Butthead all rolled into one...what a tool...
Victoria Beckham...I mean, wow...she doesn't look nearly as annie-rexic as she normally does & if my ass looked like that, I'd wear a thong all the time (without pants)
Daisy, JSimp's dog, has that "Just Kill Me Now" look on her face & really, who can blame her?!
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Why in bronzer on the nutsack hell is she naked, but he's fully clothed? Take all them panties off, Zac!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 12:22pm.
oh Bullshit! Like Demi really irons......sure.
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Apparently she irons her ass, it's flat enough.
ugh, that JAW. Those giant TEETH.
Bedingfield is ugggggggly to me.
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Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me
Like any hot blooded woman, I have simply wanted an object to crave
-Alanis Morisette "Uninvited"
In what way is Natasha Bedingfield unfortunate looking? I Googled this chick because I expected something Rumer Willis-like, and she looks pretty gorgeous to me.
http://www.soundoffcolumn.com/images/natasha_bedingfield_2.JPG
Deputy Trudy Wiegel I'd much rather Joooooooliet die than any of the guys, phew, Sayid may be safe afterall. Plus my bf thinks Juliet is hotter than Kate now! I know how you feel about Kate but I still kinda love her. Don't really love Evangeline Lily tho!
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I know Kate gets a lot of hate, but I don't dislike her as much as other people do. My boyfriend despises her. lol She just gets on my nerves, mostly. Juliet, however, I love. I've loved her ever since Kate and Sawyer were on the other island and Sawyer told her that he could tell Juliet would shoot them if she had to. I just love tough bitches. But ultimately, I agree with you Snowpiece. I'll sacrifice Juliet if it means our boys don't have to die!
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You know, maybe if you ate more comfort food, you wouldn't have to go around shooting people.
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oh Bullshit! Like Demi really irons......sure.
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Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me
Like any hot blooded woman, I have simply wanted an object to crave
-Alanis Morisette "Uninvited"
Oh ,shes ironing..strange, I iron standing up..
Hekki..that was fuunay.
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Posh looks great!
And ugh, I just don't know what to say about Jessica. How embarrassing! But it's her doing! She can turn it all around if she really wants to!
Demi's butt looks like it belongs on a teen boy's body. NEXT!
I should look that good bending over.
But even if I did and Mr. Hekki put it on Twitter, he'd have an ice pack on his balls.
I love how people will still where a tux and gown for someone's 2, 3, 4, 5, or 6th wedding.
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she ironing his shirt or something, that's what he tweeted (ha ha tweeted)
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
I love the A-Rod e-mail exchange. Just two happy whores who didn't care.
i see this pic as more of an advertisement--my wife is still hot someone please cast her in something. and then cast me in something cause i'm bored.
could jess simpson be anymore of a has been?
Demi Moore you must be soooo proud!
Posh pic = Hot. I don’t care what you all say! Pffffft!
A-Roidy = I’m with KDR! That is NOT a woman.
Jessica Simpson = Jess, Jess, Jess…all you had was your looks. HAD.
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Deputy Trudy Wiegel I'd much rather Joooooooliet die than any of the guys, phew, Sayid may be safe afterall. Plus my bf thinks Juliet is hotter than Kate now! I know how you feel about Kate but I still kinda love her. Don't really love Evangeline Lily tho!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
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What the heck is she doing in that picture
throwing up ..spitting out toothpaste ? uh?
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This is what Demi gets for marrying a boy.
Ooh..in the Demi Moore thread, there was a story about Micheal Jackson wanting to adopt..ATTN: All adoption agencies: Just say...No thanks, No thanks!
smack. smack. sugar smack. give me a smack and ill smack you back!
Gosh, Demi is so blessed to have a man with that kinda cool humor in her life.
I get sick of them talking about their GREAT marriage. You know it sucks if they have to go around bragging about it so much!
Their Twitter stuff is really annoying, always Tweeting back and forth
"I love my husband"
'I love my wife"
Shit don't tell us, tell each other fools!
I like Natasha Betingfield "Oh ooh O Oh..Oh O neva find a love like this!" But they were dissing her on the radio one day...all day...saying she was long in the tooth...I thought that meant she literally had big teeth until like 4 hours later they were talking about her again and I understood it meant old, but shes not even that old like 26, 27, 28 or someth so what were they talkin bout?
smack. smack. sugar smack. give me a smack and ill smack you back!
Ever saw this one on ___ AffluentMeet.com ___ It 's where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true!
Ashton: You are a douché!
I'll be pissed if it's Juliet or Sun. I remember reading an interview with Liz and she honestly believed she was going to be safe. If anyone dies, it better be Kate. I can't stand the way she bounces back between Sawyer and Jack.
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You know, maybe if you ate more comfort food, you wouldn't have to go around shooting people.
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Wow, Demi must be so proud of her "prankster" man child.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 11:34am.
Gawd, Jessica, go away already!
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"But I'm famous!! I'm on the cover of County Fairs Monthly!"
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
That is not a woman on the A-rod report. Nu-huh. Nope. I don't believe it.
Gawd, Jessica, go away already!
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it's the biggest dating site for wealthy and suclessful people.
Regarding the Lost story: Are they remaking V? Cuz that ain't right!
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You don't win friends with salad.
I don't know, that ass looks kinda flat to me. Then again, if I looked like that from behind at 50 years old I don't think I'd be complaining.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 11:21am.
I HATE that "Pocketful of Sunshine" song.
That song gives me headaches....
Jesica Simposn needs to realize that the whole oops I'm a ditzy Blond works when you are a teen, not when you are in your late 20's and REALLY ARE A DUMBASS.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Jessica's career has been reduced to Dillard's performances? Embarrassing.
Ashton is a dumb ass! Demi shouldn't give him any more ass for pulling a stunt like that.
I watched one song from Tinted Windows. They SUCK!
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You don't win friends with salad.
Demi needs to ground Ashton.
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"There's a kid on a Pogo stick in front if my house. It's nearly midnight so let's assume he's been drinking. This should end well for him."
- excerpt from Christopher Walken's Twitter
OMG OMG MK THAT'S SUCH GREAT NEWS! HA HA If Juliette dies then none of mah boys have to (hint hint Sayid) YAY! please let it be the bitch who stole my Lost bf who is the one we know is going to die! YES!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
Ashton is such a dam kid..I dunno how Demi puts up with it...
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WOA four sacagaweas? Whered you get THAT??!!
...the post office
Kutcher is such a dickmunch.
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If you're so stupid that you can't see a hole that big, then by God you deserve to fall in it. -Morbidosity