Suri's Playdate With A Child! A Real-Life Child!
The little robot who can't, Stepford Katie, took Suri and some of the Beckham boys to do crafts and art shit in Los Angeles yesterday. Romeo Beckham looks traumatized by the whole experience. He doesn't know if it's real life or not. I'm sure Posh will sit him down later and play Battlefield Earth, so Romeo can see where the Cruises come from. That will answer a lot of questions.
You know that while they were inside Stepford Katie got put on restriction again, because when they were painting pots, she wrote "help me" on hers and got caught! Suri would've helped her out, but she couldn't see anything with her eyes, because of those damn bangs! Can't Xenu help a girl out and take a Flowbee to her mop?
And what in "Please sir, can I have some more?" Hell is Katie Holmes wearing?! Since she's looking like a runaway orphan, the urchin should take it to the next level and stowaway on the next train out of there.
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In thumbnail 6 behind the bodyguard, there is a glimpse of plaid flannel and short person jeans. I bet Cruz was there too. They rarely go places alone.
Is the blonde woman Romeo's nanny, or is she Katie's Scino handler?
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They look like poor street people to me. I can't believe how dumb they dress Suri. Usually Becks kids are dressed really cute but that shirt makes him look like a farm kid. Looks like an old flannel shirt to me. Katie should talk to whoever dresses Danilynn. Now there is a darling little girl who is always dressed so cute and her hair is a style for little girls. Katie just isn't the brightest bulb in the package!!
Suri got kinda chubby or is it the dress. Cute. Posh's feautures look good on a boy's face. Katie - at this point I just think she's stupid.
Suri is adorable.
Looks way too much like daddy though.
That little girl is the spitting image of Josh Hartnett.
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I'm surprised Suri's allowed to play with non-Scientologists, or SPs as Tom calls us all, and I'm pretty sure Posh ain't stupid enough to sign up. Doesn't that make them hypocrites?
Yes. Bill is proud of his daughter Suri. He was happy to be able to donate his sperm and contribute to the wonderful, amazing, fabulous life his no-nut cuz is living.
He got more money for his swimmers than he's earned in his whole career.
Remember peeps - Tom pays a lot of money to keep certain folk quiet.
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For a robot, KatE sure is stupid. Hasn't she ever seen or heard of a barrette? Or a hair elastic? Suri's probably having to brush those bangs aside all the time. It's not hard KatE, just requires some thinking...something it seems you're not allowed to do anymore.
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Romeo - posh 2nd child - always looks so feminine. I swear that little boy is gay, not being nasty to a little boy, just noticed it the other day in some video, wow he is really effeminate bless him.
please give suri a damn beret.
All I can say is that kid is ca-yoot. And I don't even like kids at all. Lookit her lil sweater.
Mebbe they're growing her bangs out?
Katie looks like poop.
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In thumbnails #3 and 4, Suri looks cross-eyed or something to me.
Suri needs a hair cut bad..the poor thing is brushing that mees out of her eyes..have they never heard of a hair clip?
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why the fuck cant katie dress like a dag when she's doing normal mum and daughter stuff with suri! for fuck sake! at least she's not some egotistical stuck up bitch!
Hekki: William Mapother is on Lost too, ewwww but yeah, I do kinda see it, the resemblence to Suri.
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Katie is not a natural beauty & really needs to realize this & put on a tiny bit of make up when leaving the house...I bet if Posh was there Katie wouldnt have looked like she just finished milking the cows.
Suri is carrying a tube of Lancome Color Fever Gloss in the same color that I wear. 0_o I really hope that isn't hers.
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Ugh, when I first read the caption I thought Tom let Suri play with just any little girl, but nooo, it has to be the fucking Beckham kids. I just can't stand these famewhores anymore. And I do think age is important when you're that little. When I was a kindergartner I thought 1st graders were HUGE, much less third graders ... they were like giants to me. Let alone little boys. I was once teased mercilessly for letting a little boy share some of my popcorn when I was six. Ah, the shame of being told you have a "boyfriend".....
why didnt nicole kidman whore out "the other" kids he had when they were suri's age?? there was absolutly NO press coverage of those ppl who are now teenagers!!! it's so disgusting. tom cruise is nuts!
Count me as one who doesn't think the age difference has to be a big deal. He's probably used to little kids anyway, and some older kids like bossing around the little ones. And the little ones always want to hang out with the older ones and do whatever they say. Whenever we hang out with kids my younger daughter's age, she loves it because the little kids follow her around and let her be the "teacher" or "mommy"/
1. I bet Katie's pissed that she has to make small talk with the nanny.
2. I saw that William Mapother guy in a movie recently ("In The Bedroom") and damn if Suri doesn't look just like him...
3. Are the Cruises STILL trying to recruit the Beckhams? I thought they gave up. Unless Posh is just toying with them at this point.
That just made me laugh out loud at work and people are probably wondering why Im not working
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 11:52am.
I played with a toddler when I was 8, but I had no choice. Bitch was my sister.
Submitted by TypicalSituation on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 11:12am.
and katie prob keeps the bangs long to hide the fact that suri looks nothing at all like tommy girl in the face!
That what I keep saying, too.
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see? cruz was there- he just couldn't stop spinning on his head.
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Submitted by The C word on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 11:06am.
Playdate my ass….more like playarrangedmarriage.
I wouldn't be one bit surprised!
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"This is my body. Have a wafer."
Please, please, please cut that child's hair!
And it looks like Katie has a bad case of NoAssAtAll disease and she looks like she just rolled out of bed & forgot to take her "vitamins"
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Why in bronzer on the nutsack hell is she naked, but he's fully clothed? Take all them panties off, Zac!
Hey guys....Cruz Beckham was there too. He's more Suri's age
"He doesn't know if it's real life or not."
Okay, that made me LOL. You write the best fuckin' captions, MK.
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My youngest lil' DD loves to hang out with the bigger kids. She watches them closely, then emulates their actions.
Suri is with adults all day. So they are prolly doing the best thing by easing her into playing with kids her own age. hahahahaha
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I still don't understand why you guys are making such a big deal about their ages.
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 12:02pm.
O yeah - that must have been SO much fun for the kids. I know that 3 year old girls and 6 year old boys usually have SO much fun together cuz their interests are SO similar. Not. That being said, at least they can share bitterness over the ridiculousness of their parents.
hahahaha. Exactly. Suri: "Wanna pway dollies, Womeo?" Romeo: "No. Can you skateboard?"
i guess even extremely rich parents have trouble dressing their kids stylishly
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stoney, snowy - I'm there too, except I was 10 when the bitch was born and became instant babysitter/ mom.
O yeah - that must have been SO much fun for the kids. I know that 3 year old girls and 6 year old boys usually have SO much fun together cuz their interests are SO similar. Not. That being said, at least they can share bitterness over the ridiculousness of their parents.
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I played with a toddler when I was 8, but I had no choice. Bitch was my sister.
Nanners, i had to throw the strong woman comment in!
Besides, I'll bet Cruz couldn't stop breakdancing long enough to play with Suri.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 11:41am.
wait guys, isn't Suri a "strong young woman"?
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LOL. I forgot how mature Miss Cruise was. Mr. Beckham was probably intimidated by her urbanity.
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once AGAIN, SOME KIDS LIKE to play with TODDLERS. It;s really not a big deal.
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yeah that's why she was playing with this kid, tom has said before that suri is really older mentally or something. So that's why they had her play with him instead of cruz, dumbasses
I'm sure the Beckham kid was THRILLED to be haniging out with a 3 year old!! WOO HOO! Fun times.
*eye roll*
wait guys, isn't Suri a "strong young woman"? she should be playing with 15 year olds, not 6 year olds!
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Turn up the TV.. No one listening will suspect,
even your mother won't detect it, no your father won't know.
They think that I've got no respect, but everything means less than zero.
-Elvis Costello
I wish someone would cut that kid's bangs. She looks like a sheepdog. Kool-Aid Katie looks like she just crawled out of the dryer. . .
Suri Cruise and Cruz?
I like Cruz beckham, I think that's his name. The one with so much personality. I think he's the youngest. And since that's true, why didn't they bring him to play with suri?
getting sick of these seeing pics of all the little hollywood brats. and you can tell suri's a BRAT!
Cut that kid's bangs already.
the jeans I wear to garden look better than katie's is she trying for fug, cause it's working.
ugh, sick of scientos and their offspring.
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The lil Beckham boy looks like a nice kid..Suri is like la lala la lala im a lil bitch.
was that mean? oh well.
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It's really sad that little girl already has cuntface.
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