Larry Birkhead's Shiny Highlights Get The Skanks
It makes sense that Larry Birkhead would party at the Rainbow Room since he probably loves rainbows so much. I mean, that's where his glistening hair came from. It checked out of 1992 and slid down the rainbow onto Larry's head. It's Larry's shiny mop of highlights that gets him all the hos. Last night after leaving the club, Larry did gross mouth things with some Rock of Love Bang Bus reject while some loud ass blondie yammered on to the cameras.
Seriously, I think the character of Jerri Blanks was loosely based on that bitch. Bitch's body says 40-something receptionist at a hair salon in Kentucky, but her outfit says tweentardian who wrote a lullaby to Robert Pattinson and posted it on YouTube. At least she didn't bring her Tini Puppini to the club, but you know that was hard for her.
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Bottom feeders
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Never go with a Hippy to a Second Location
OMG!!! Is that Kate Gosselin?!?
"Small and broken..... but still good..... mostly...."
Tried copying her Myspace but her name only came up.
He has a sister Angela Johnson and I think they're from Kentucky. I typed in Angela Birkhead Johnson andangela birkhead johnson this MySpace came up. Fucking song is annoying but I think it's her..
angela birkhead johnson
That blonde looks like she could be his sister..doesn't he have a sister?
@ manimal
Can I use the word ..whackadoodle? That seems to cover a broad range.
Hey, don't bash my beautiful state of Kentucky! We ain't got no skanks here, bitch ain't from here!!
His hair looks shitty & bad gay.
nice freggin leggins and lame ass skeleton skirt from that stale store at the mall called,
HOT TOPIC!
is she serious with that style...omg!
ick!
the rainbow room is cool.
Wow that blond is so annoying! It was her 3 seconds of fame! Funny how she thought her little black clutch was covering anything. "Celebrities" or celebutards shouldn't try covering their faces because they just end up looking really dumb.
That was gross the way he was sucking that chick's face. I cab just imagine all of the microbes and... Ok I'll stop.
EEeeewww! I don't even want to know what diseases all those club whores (including Larry) are carrying. Well he's got plenty of money. He just better watch out for all of the gold diggers that would just love to be Dannilynn's stepmommy! Uh huh.
Oh Snowpiece, I'm glad I'm not entirely alone in my lunacy! ahahaaa
jeri blank reference! YESSSSSSSS now my monday feels like a friday
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is this real life?
why is this happening to me?
is this going to be forever...
How did that girl get a handicap placard?
DG not like sexy cute tho, more like I want to take care of him, not anymore tho, I went thru all this at the time of ANS death. some people here could maybe testify to my shame, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
Submitted by mike on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 9:32am.
Pfft, just a stunt so that Larry can perpetuate the straight guy act.
TOTALLY agree. The only thing that allowed him to get so far in public sympathy was the good ol' country boy dedicated daddy in the face of chaos and debauchery facade.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
That was embarrassing to watch. THIS is the new generation of fame- hangers ons getting the full treatment from the paps. Even with the most irritating of cling-ons (the dumb short haired blonde) yammering and trying to hog the spotlight. Celebrity-dom has set the bar so low. It is just a joke who gets face time these days.
Larry Birkhead is just a cling-on himself, now he has cling-ons, too.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Ahhaha Sheeps,
Yeah, Ted Hughes isn't what one would have called a stellar family man.
Maybe just the depression is genetic, and then when a parent commits suicide it leaves a deep imprint in the child that that is somehow a viable solution to stop the depression. I was extra pissed when Spalding Gray killed himself because my feeling is that if your mother commits suicide you should KNOW BETTER.
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Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 10:12am.
Interesting how these douchetards had a handicapped parking tag in the getaway car...guess I didn't know that covered being mentally handicapped.
INSTEAD OF...
Insane (unsound mind)
Lunatic
Maniac
Mental patient
Mentally diseased
Neurotic
Psycho
Psychotic
PLEASE USE...
Persons with a mental health disability,
person who has schizophrenia, person who has depression
It is important to remember that the development of appropriate terminology is
still in progress: however, the above terms are currently in use. The term
"insane" (unsound mind) should only be used in a strictly legal sense.
Obviously words such as "crazy," "demented," "deviant," "loony," "mad" and "nuts" should be avoided.
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
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Lol, no, I did not mean "Miss ConGENITALity," but if the shoe fits...
This dude is fugly as hell, and his hair is ridiculously highlighted and girly, not to mention wayyyyy too thin for a style like that. Even still, I would have thought he could do much better than this low-rent Alexis Grace white trash cumdump bitch. Ewww. This bitch is too fug and trashy even for Rock of Love Bus. She makes Ashley look like Miss Congenitality.
Submitted by madam s. on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 10:12am.
Yeah, I saw that about Nicholas Hughes. That committing suicide thing definitely seems to get passed down sometimes.
It does but the experts say it's not genetic. I dunno. If it is chemical, then there has to be a genetic component. Did you read that Ted Hughes kept mom's suicide from the kids until they were about 13? "Where's mom?" "On vacation." "When's she coming back?" "Eat your dinner."
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 10:20am.
Sheryl Crone shhhhhhh I think he's cute too!
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SNOWY! Nooooooooooo!
*slap, slap*
His haircut speaks volumes of his douchebaggery
Sheryl Crone shhhhhhh I think he's cute too!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
People really care about this guy and what hes doing..I don't.
That lady was obnoxious.
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I'm mad at myself for two reasons. #1: I just wasted three minutes watching the clip of these buffoons. #2: that I think Birkhead is cute. WHERE'S MY GIN?
Larry has smarts like Kato Kaelin. And that lady is SO Jerri Blanks, but tackier.
Sheeps,
Yeah, I saw that about Nicholas Hughes. That committing suicide thing definitely seems to get passed down sometimes.
Interesting how these douchetards had a handicapped parking tag in the getaway car...guess I didn't know that covered being mentally handicapped.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Submitted by zgirl713 on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 9:41am.
He has the oddest shaped head. Why is he relevant?
It's pathetic that this guy is a celebrity cause he screwed a dead D-List celebrity and had a child with her?
And when I say pathetic, I don't mean him, but the fact that paparazzi are following him around at all.
I'm sorry I watched part of that video...I'll never get those precious seconds back.
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 10:04am.
Sylvia Plath's kid just killed himself. He was probably forced to read her poetry.
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I would too if I lived in Fairbanks.
Sylvia Plath's kid just killed himself. He was probably forced to read her poetry.
this is off topic, but someone (Clarisse!) mentioned rob pattison so
last nite i watched Twilight.
I just want to apologize for silently judging all the R.P and Twilloonies.
OMG was he fucking steamy. I thought Kristen fell a little flat and didn't have any range but he made me tingle!!!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Snore. What a boring day.
Man...*prays for Momma Bale to ask for money again* *prays for Rob Pattinson to say something wacky* Snoozey day no!??!?!
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Between this and the Vadge story, there is WAY too much douchosity going on here this morning.
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If you're so stupid that you can't see a hole that big, then by God you deserve to fall in it. -Morbidosity
is this the slowest news day ever? All you have for us is Madge's nanny and Larry Birkhead and some low budget hoochies? Please MK, I need stimulation this morning!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
He has the oddest shaped head. Why is he relevant?
I am SO SICK of 40 year old women looking like some Hot Topic rejects. Grow the fuck up. Being 40 is fine and you can look AMAZING but being 40 and trying to look 12 is down right creepy and disturbing.
'Theres a place in my mind, somewhere we can be fine. Where the children will play and we'll eat like Kings everyday.'- George Michael.
1983 Belinda Carlisle called. She wants her outfit back.
those tini puppinis are not cute at all, kinda scary, like these bitches.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
Pfft, just a stunt so that Larry can perpetuate the straight guy act.
Submitted by emmadior40 on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 9:26am.
Ever heard that this one appeared on the hot hair hook-up club
===" HighlightMeet.com "===
for attention whore singles to hook up for Hair and Make-up tips
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
That better be the grossest thing I see all day.
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 9:28am.
Hi Snowy! Mine was dull too. Had dinner w/friends last night.
The most excitement 4 me was Big Love season finale.
Is that dumb bitch with the short hair really waiving her clutch around like it's going to protect her from the paps?
I have to laugh at how embarassed Larry is at not doing his caring father act.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
hey DG! just got your email. thanks! hope you had a good weekend.
mine was so boring I seriously don't even feel like it even happened...
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
I'm sure all those women were very happy to share make-up tips with him.