Wednesday, March 25th 2009
Birthday Sluts
Aretha Franklin (67)
Aly Michalka (20)
Jason Castro (22)
Katharine McPhee (25)
Danica Patrick (27)
Sean Faris (27)
Amy Smart (33)
Juvenile (34)
Lark Voorhies (35)
Cathy Dennis (40)
Sarah Jessica Parker (44)
Lisa Gay Hamilton (45)
Marcia Cross (47)
Brenda Strong (49)
Daniel Boulud (54)
Bonnie Bedlia (61)
Elton John (62)
Paul Michael Glaser (66)
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put them away no one wants to see your fat slaggy tits
ARies sluts rule happy birthday!
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Isn't it Bromantic?
Happy Birthday to all the Birthday Sluts!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39A2J-yo2Nc
Love,
The Old Ladies
Happy Birthday, Elton! I will always love ya!
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
I love ya Aretha but you are one humongoid lard ass. YOU FAT, WOMAN.
Aretha must have a biggest tatas ever. but not as awesome as her voice. HB, queen of soul!
Also, happy days to the other big queen, Sir Elton! Muah!
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Aretha... many blessings on your 67th year of showing the world how it's done. Your voice has seen me get through many a day.
All hail the Queen and may her galactic chi-chis outlive us all!
--thanks awfully--
I hope she doesn't get flour-factoried in that fur.
a lot of dumb bitches were born today
but oh shit, Aly Michalka? LOVEEE.
Happy Birthday to the Queen of Soul!
It irks me to no end that I live in a country whre many people don't even know who the hell she is...but they know Elvis
*eyeroll*
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
ok LOL I'll just pretend it's you ;P
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
Haha I don't know, it's just some hot piece I found on the Internet. A male model, I guess...or maybe a porn star or something.
Yo Ricki, after all these years I have to ask, who the eff is that in your avie? I just realized I have no clue.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
I hate this heifer. As much as she likes to proclaim herself "The Queen of Soul," there were many better singers in her day. That her career and legacy has survived until today is a testament to something, but it's not her singing voice. I wouldn't mind her so much if she weren't the cuntiest diva in the world. Please cover up your mammoth udders and eat your deep-fried Twinkie cakes in solitude for the rest of your life, before we have to watch your 47 chins take over your melted, jowly face.
(And take that fucking hat with you, I'm so goddamn sick of it. What is the big fucking deal?! It's a HAT@!!@#!!!! Go to any African-American Baptist church and you can see much more impressive millinery. Good fucking God. Her performance at the inauguration sucked ass anyway - I was there - so I don't why people are acting like it's some cultural touchstone now or something. Ugh.)
Happy birthday, Sir Elton!
Is Lark Voorhies from south Jersey?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I love Aretha....but she has to lose the whale lard she's carrying.
Not healthly.
Jason Castro He He MK, that's funneh!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
i refuse to believe aretha's massive chichis are only 67! pff
happy birthday to amy smart, SJP, marcia cross and all the rest!
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Aretha claims she's 67?! Bull Shite. Epic voice, but the Lady is shaving off a decade from her age.
Whitney is on crack
Aretha shoots doughnut powder in her belly
WTF iz goin on
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AMA BITCH LIKE A BITCH WITH AN ITCH
Happy birthday sluts and extra spanks to Aretha and Elton!
xoxoxoxox
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Nanners,
When she eventually finds you, she will skin you and make some gloves.
I feel like I'm being sucked into her cleavage. Must - get - away!!
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
Aretha step away from the Krispy Kremes for christ sake. She'll be lucky to make it to 70.
Elton you are the bitchiest bitch that every bitched ..love ya and Happy b'day
My Little Pony/Seabiscuit is only 44? Well I'll be..
HB Aretha Franklin, SPJ, Elton John and Paul Michael Glasser.
Possum,
Yay, your avatar! The landlady is one of my all-time favorite characters in a movie. LOVE her.
I'm sure she used every part of the animal.
Happy birthday Aretha and Elton! It's almost too much Diva for one day.
HB Paul Michael Glaser! I lurved me some Starsky and Hutch as a kid.
Good morning MK and Dlisters ♥
Happy Birfday Aretha!!
gmornin' Dlisted gang! :)
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Jabba the hutt is 67 today! Woogie woogie.
Submitted by loozer on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 7:41am.
Oh my Jesus! Thank you, thank you, thank you!
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
Wow a BIG FAT PIG in a fur. What a disgraceful woman.
omg, I was about to eat breakfast. Sorry, but this woman helps me maintain my girlish figure.
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Dick happens! - MK
She is wearing fur. sigh. Maybe she is opening her mouth so wide so she can eat it? May want to buy some crest white strips while she is at it.
HB Dame Elton, Aretha, and the rest of the sluts!
Morning dlisters!
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"There's a kid on a Pogo stick in front if my house. It's nearly midnight so let's assume he's been drinking. This should end well for him."
- excerpt from Christopher Walken's Twitter
I guess Aretha and her Franklins are better too look at than My Little Pony Parker. But, I would have went with a Sean Faris photo.
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photopost/data/1977/sean-faris-flaunt.jpg
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What if the Hokey Pokey is All it Really is about?
MK, now you know you wrong for putting up a pic of her with her mouth wiiiide open.
Love you, 'Retha! Try to eat healthy so we can see more of your birthdays!
HB to hot sluts SJP, Elton John, and Marcia Cross!
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
Lark Voorhies is 35? Damn I'm getting old :(
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Way to promote a carb-free breakfast, MK.
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If you're so stupid that you can't see a hole that big, then by God you deserve to fall in it. -Morbidosity
Awwwww, comeon MK! You just devoted an entire post to Aretha a few days ago. I prefer when you use a photo of one of the more obscure birthday sluts.
we need birthday nudies of 'retha! love me some sjp, happy bday you hot slut.
Ugh. Her face is so shiny/greasy... no telling what's living under those chichis.
Scary thing to wake up to. Oy.