Skanky Toilet Roll!
Kate Moss loves the bad shit, but apparently it doesn't love her back, because it turns her into a raging beastly wolf who will knock down bathroom stall doors to get a little time with it. Last week, the mother of the millennium partied for four straight nights in a row and it the fun came to a crash when she flipped out in the bathroom at a club in London.
The Sun says that the big bad whorebag blew into the ladies room at Volstead and caused chaos when she found out all the stalls were taken. That selfish ass whore bag! Other skanks need their nose medicine too! Damn. A source said, “She barged into the ladies and when she realised there were no cubicles free she starting kicking one of the doors, shouting: ‘Hurry up or I’ll kick the fucking door down." Yeah, I'm sure she screamed, "I'll chop and I'll cut and I'll snort your lines up!"
The bathroom attendant tried to calm Kate down and gave her some tissue to use when it was her turn. Kate threw it back and shouted, "I don’t want any of your skanky toilet roll.”
If a toilet roll had eyes, it would have given Kate a side-eye that could kill. Who the fuck is that bitch calling a skanky toilet roll?! In fact, Kate's Wikipedia page should say "Katherine 'Kate' Moss is an English model and a skanky toilet roll."
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Do you notice that she actually has gotten skankier since she quit Pete Doherty? And so many people thought she would be better off without him.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 03/22/2009 - 12:41pm.
I had a friend who used to do the blow and she would have to poop like a mofo after the first few lines. Maybe this CokeSkank does, too.
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Maybe she was just having one of those can't wait any longer poop times.
In the movie Rat Race...Jon Lovitz daughter is in the back of the car saying, Daddy I can't wait any longer...the turtle is sticking it's head out!
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what a bitch , i have bladder problems and if she done that to me i would have kicked her ass when i got out of the bathroom
This fucking cunt proably uses the cardboard roll of the toilet roll to snort up. Pound noted just don't deliver up that big a jolt.
I am so living for the day Kate runs into Amy Winehouse and pulls that stall kicking routine. The Crackie of Camden Vs Cocaine Kate. Man, I'd pay good money so see that rumble in the jungle.
I dont see the problem with that. Shit, when you have to do some you have to do some. At least she was being discreet!
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Submitted by M.E. on Sun, 03/22/2009 - 12:30pm.
Hi Sugaroo, I'll check that out! Thanks!
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I promise it's not a site where they mess with your computer. I got it from the New York Post. One woman said she was once so tired, when her kid vommed, she left it and hoped the dog would eat it! I laughed because I did that once but our hound wouldn't touch it. Picky fucker. BWAH!
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Fucking whore. I have fantasies about breaking some glass and rubbing the shards into her eyes. DAMMIT! *convulses*
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If I was the one in that stall she was kicking bitch would be getting a very violent swirly the moment I emerged.
Hi Sugaroo, I'll check that out! Thanks!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 03/22/2009 - 12:22pm.
she called something skanky? Isn't that the skank calling the kettle skank?
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Worse than that, I almost called her Pam Anderson, and that's like calling the skank a skank.
Okay, my question is, why was the attendant handing her toilet paper?
Is it not already in the stalls? Do they ration it out in London clubs because so many people are either vomiting or snorting that t.p is in short supply.
I love how detailed The Sun's stories are.
I'm just waiting for the day that she hits rock bottom
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M.E.!!!!!!!!!!!! I've been waiting for you to come in! I found this great site for parents who have little kids. Some of the stories people tell are hysterical!
www.truuconfessions.com
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 03/22/2009 - 12:22pm.
she called something skanky? Isn't that the skank calling the kettle skank?
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haha! i was thinking 'calling the kettle KORN' but that's not it!
I reallllly hope she's not pregnant
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What a waste of space she is. Her poor daughter. Thanksfully her grandmother is raising her.
hahahaha Slutts!
she called something skanky? Isn't that the skank calling the kettle skank?
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One day she'll be begging someone for a square to spare.
She must have some very serious issues if she needs to be high all the time and not taking care of her daughter.
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is she wasted ALL the time?
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The attendant didn't realize that Kate didn't need "toilet roll" for her in-stall activities?